Dave Chappelle - Out Front Racism -

[poopoocoffeecan]

1:08

[Burnsengine]

Coolest black man to ever live!

I want to hang out with HIM!

[PotentialRoadkil]

3:39 woman's having an orgasm from how great Chapelle is.

[SiisiiLovESMJ]

he looks like a mix between Mekhi Pfeiffer and Dmx

[PrettieBoiMilla]

Is Just Fuckin MWAH!!

[Maxbtwshow]

4:02 "you're a..."

[Xxundead41xX]

Were dem cookies at

[crazyape515]

Hilarious, as usual

[Pumpalevu]

Comic genious!!

[EricNY09]

Mornin' nigger!! Morning Sir!! LOL

[inachu]

2:02 They do that in maryland on the RIDEON bus in Montgomery county.

[1phreshprince1]

dave kinna took the sterotype thing from do the right thing

[NeuroHead]

the laugh at 3:57 is priceless!

Sounds like one of those "white laughs" Dave does sometimes.

[SKOPE915]

Lmfaoo The Count from sesame street laughing 4:01 - 4:04

[aussiemattman]

@SKOPE915 HAHAHAHAHAH so good!!!!!

[jonnysophisticado]

when keepin it realz goes wrongs

[yahoopl3]

crackers usually don't whistle or sing while they work...they are too busy thinking, whereas there usually isn't too much going on in a nigger's head while he's at work, except maybe fantasaizing about being a rap star, which is why he shucks and jives and dances and sings and...well, just acts like a nigger...at work

[Bootstrap193]

orgasm in audience at 3:40

[supert341]

@Bootstrap193 OMG lol that wasnt even a laugh that sounded like a real orgasm

[ulovehoyos]

he spelled "subscribe" wrong. im not going to subscribe because hes an idiot :)

[latdero]

"browse around but never buy anything suspicious looking NIGGAA!" hahahahhaha this is the funniest thing ive ever heard in my lifee haha long live dave chappellle!! lovee himm!!

[DcodeAlliance]

lol

[jak9200]

thumbs up if you think people that quote the best parts ruin it for everyone else

[johnosandra]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IF IT WERNT FOR AMERICANS ID BE SPEAKING JAPANESE

FUCK YOU IDIOTS FROM DOWN SOUTH ARE EVEN DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT

if america didnt kill millions of innocent people for no reason id be speaking japanese!

you sir are a fucking flithy american pig

america is a flith pit full of scum crack heads murderers massive black communitys with black gangs 10000 strong

gangs called blood killers crip killers lol

entire states of idiot pot heads

and down south just spastics!

[johnosandra]

@johnosandra and america has been fighting wars that arent theirs to fight for 60 years and still is today

[johnosandra]

@johnosandra we won the war WE WON THE WAR! NO no use didnt you'se droped napalm on little girls and boys!

beautiful little children and americans burn off their faces and claim they did a great thing

your scum and i would bash you if you ever said anything like this to me

[Stingray8854]

@johnosandra You can't seriously be that ignorant. Killing millions of people for no reason? EVERY war has tragic consequences on all sides. Japan was carving out an empire for themselves. Australia was in their sights, as was the United States.  But we stopped them. I say WE, because the US was not alone. Troops from Australia, Great Britain, India, New Zealand, we fought them and stopped them. What do you think YOUR OWN COUNTRYMEN were fighting them for? Do you even know? Continued...

[Stingray8854]

@johnosandra Your fine, brave Australian troops, and our fine Americans, fought to stop a brutal, extraordinarily cruel, militaristic regime that treated any people whose land they conquered as sub-human filth. You DISHONOR the very people who PROTECTED YOUR COUNTRY. But what should I expect? You've shown yourself to be a hateful, immature, bigoted, ignorant, childish fool. As for your claims about Americans, do you REALLY BELIEVE we're all like that? Are you TRULY THAT IGNORANT? Continued...

[Stingray8854]

@johnosandra Is your country perfect? Free from crime? Corruption? I think not. America is no different. We're not perfect. What nation is? Are there no murderers in Australia? No drugs? I could go on... I happen to know some Australians and I like them. You see, despite your ugly rant, lots of Americans, including those of us from the south, are friendly, generous people. I challenge you to come up with an intelligent, mature response, without spewing more bigotry and hate. Can you do it?

[yahoopl3]

@johnosandra the one big mistake brilliant american youtube founders made was allowing dumb foreign cunts like yourself to post their meaningless little comments on youtube

[TheWorldOfJames]

not his best but still fucking funny

[ramafia09]

Dave Chappelle, by far, has the greatest white voice ever.

[Mrhashslinginslasher]

@ramafia09 I know! He has a better white person impression than i do! And i'm White!

[martinboy121995]

lol negro spiritual

[johnosandra]

IM AUSTRALIAN

the south of usa has the dumbest poeple in the world living there

total fucking idiots

[magpure67]

ok...MATE...fuck you

[djkub1]

@johnosandra That means a lot coming from a person who called someone else dumb and spelled the word "people" wrong

[Stingray8854]

@johnosandra I'm an AMERICAN from the SOUTH. I'm a professional in the medical field, with a college degree, and I regularly help save lives, My wife is also college educated, with a bachelor's degree in education. She teaches math and science at a local private school. My younger daughter wants to be a veterinarian, and my older daughter is currently working on her degree in secondary education. She plans to teach high school English. So, SCREW YOU POME!! (Prisoner Of Mother England)

[johnosandra]

@Stingray8854 HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA MY COMMENT MADE 6 MONTHS AGO CLEARLY STATES IN CAPITAL LETTERS IM AUSTRALIAN

I HATE POMES AND DICKHEAD YOKALS FROM THE SOUTH OF USA LIKE YOU

IDIOT

[Stingray8854]

@johnosandra I know you're Australian. I used POME as an insult. (You get it? "Prisoner" as in British penal colony - Australia? I shouldn't have to explain this to you) I know it's derogatory, but not directed at other Australians. Just you. You deserved it for YOUR insult. And if it weren't for us Americans, many of whom are from the south USA, you'd be speaking Japanese now. And why do you hate us? What have we done to you? Oh, I know, WE'VE HELPED TO SAVE YOUR ASS FROM IMPERIAL JAPAN!

[cryptogramz]

3:40 orgasm

[sensai67]

steal a new land and force chritianity!

awesome

peace and love

the sensai

[kingbrian0691]

santa got caught up with some pussay! were da cookies at!? lmao xD

[nappyg1]

its the truth

[JERNIGANSIX]

LOL!!!

[zuzuxwater]

love you Dave Chappelle.Don't change. Hotep

[Thickluva]

LOL...

[crownexo]

LMAO  3:43 "...being racist against myself." common practice.

Dave is 2 real 4 "hellywood"

[pavelic24]

@crownexo Is that when keeping it real goes wrong? :)

[MrsDomino]

I sure would love to see more Dave Chappelle

[inachu]

@MrsDomino

My friend Yan played the nurse on a SNL script where he played the part being hurt in a hospital.