[CO Theme - Caulder - Puppet Master]

[EvilNoobKitty123]

How many kids does he have!!!!!!! Tabitha, Isabella, Penny, and Cyprus!!!!! Oh wait, they are cloned. O_O

[Richter89Belmont]

any unit in CO zone gets +5 attack and defense and heals 5 HP per turn

LOL wut?

[BHUTANISPARTOFCHINA]

awesome theme here wow cool indeed i think

[TheVikingDoctor]

Caulder seems to have a crick in his neck. He is like Dr. House... except it is the muscles in his neck that are degrading rather than his leg.

[marimbaman89]

I'd say this is the best theme in the game

[papermariofan345]

caulder...hes better than sturm in terms of theme

[papermariofan345]

if colin was around they should have called him and have him use the power of MONEY!

[diortememirp]

You know, Caulder may have been morally evil, and crazy, but some of his thoughts were interesting:

"I need to watch how each soldier fights, and how each one dies."

"Have you ever seen yourself die? It is FASCINATING!"

His ideas were as well, such as:

The Great Owl: A MASSIVE bomber.

Unlawful weapons such as the Caulder missle, Talon gun, some device to freeze troops solid, etc.

Also, let's not forget, his clones, with the ability to command an entire army flawlessly.

[videogameman911]

the reason why there's no dislikes is because he did the wasteland a favor by killing the mayor.

[TapionPinosha]

Caulder: Life is nothing, simply a complex cycle of protein combustion.

About to die: No! I am alive, my life is precious, I am ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

[AidenVolkov]

@cjiwer Depende de lo que entiendas por "humanas" Esto quizás es un Spoiler bestia, así que si estas jugando al juego y no quieres que desvele ningún misterio no sigas leyendo.

Bien, Las "hijas" de Stolos son clones de el mismo pero en version femenina, Catleia incluida. A su vez Stolos es un clon de su "verdadero yo" el cientifico. Se clono el mismo, hizo muchisimos clones hasta que estos se rebotaron, mataron al Stolos original y después se mataron entre si. Y solo quedo uno, el.

[killerkirbydude]

He reminds me of Manfred Von Karma.

And thus, Tabitha = Franziska...?

[ZenZudokai]

Most broken, and undeniabely the most evil. "Have you ever killed yourself? It is truly FASINATING!" Hehehe...*grabs and plugs a shotgun round in his gut*

[Badfurrykitty]

-playing the game- you cheap bastard 

[SimpleWayDesperado]

Caulder Plays too much castlevania... That Explains why Penny and Tabitha has that Gothic Lolita Lock = x =, Dude you can't be dracula...

[SiriHakuoh]

@SimpleWayDesperado LOOOOL! XD

I actually fell of my stool reading your comment! xD

[cjiwer]

Sturm + Von Bolt: Stolos/Caulder

[E40HANdZ]

CAULDER JUST FUCKING REALLY LOVED PAINT

[Hemlocke3]

Broken as all hell! For those who haven't had the pleasure of kicking his ass finally in the Last Battle, he gives a 50% buff to ATT/DEF and heals all units in his CO Zone every day by around 5 HP. He is the best bad guy (Love his theme) but in Multiplayer he is the most broke. Good luck killing him

[TreyDobe]

As much as I hate this guy...he does look pretty cool for a mad scientist

[AhYesReapers]

Caulder may be fucking evil as hell, but we all gotta admit, that we were extremely happy, when he killed that stupid mayor.

[papermariofan345]

@AhYesReapers AMEN TO THAT MY FRIEND

[NinjaAss3000]

he totally looks like revolver ocelot after a shave! lol!!

[PushingUpTrollss]

it's been confirmed.

using him is automatic win.

/old

[FormicHiveQueen]

As if it wasn't bad enough that he's already godly, Intelligent Systems went out of their way to make his stage hard as fuck to beat. Guess they were trying to make up for Von Bolt.

[Ecalyptus90]

Hated the map where you finally face him with Will.. ugh.

[chimpmasterflex]

thank god you can't use him online

[DJXtreme2]

Looks like Ocelot/Liquid makes a crossover appearance

[Kirbyerico]

esta cancion me suena estilo castlevania!

[PuppetmasterX2]

What is life?It is merley a protien based mechanism built for energy consumption...

It is nothing special really.

[taki255]

hey guys what do you think about Lelouch being a CO in advance wars?

[Shivadox]

@taki255 No way. Too broken. The game would probably glitch up from his brilliance.

[taki255]

@Shivadox no his pretty normal if you ask me coz do you remember when c.c. pretended to be him? he was almost caught

[yellow1247]

@taki255 .....He could take out Caulder,Sturm and Von Bolt with only one infantry unit......

[taki255]

@yellow1247 probably but come on there way smarter than lulu

[yellow1247]

@taki255 Kallen+Knightmare+Lelouch as commander=Sturm crying....though if Sturm uses his meteor stirke....the geass wont save him there!!!

[taki255]

@yellow1247 hmm what about a battlefield with only normal units?

[yellow1247]

@taki255 Touche......ok maybe lulu wouldnt be that broken,,,,,,,but he would at least be unfair......think about it.....having the geass as a co power

[taki255]

@yellow1247 hmmns that would be really unfair, but come on there all unfair right?

[yellow1247]

@taki255 Actually out all of them only Sturm is the most broken character of them all.....but if lelouch was a co....and had the geass as a co power....it would be pretty much broken to lose your best units to him....

[taki255]

@yellow1247 what if we tune him down like his co pwer is like lin"s?

[yellow1247]

@taki255 Hmm it would make sense if his co power only worked within range of his units vision range....but then they would have to limit it at least a -1 vision range for all units..

[taki255]

@yellow1247 what about he can only control foot soldiers and bikes

[yellow1247]

@taki255 Come now..your nerfing him too way much lol.maybe if his co power required the enemy unit to be within his co zone or vision range..thats abit more balanced

[taki255]

@yellow1247 yeah that would seem fair enough

[taki255]

@yellow1247 what about kallen what's her co power?

[yellow1247]

@taki255 Hmmm,not sure how to call it but it would have something to do with ground forces...

[Killer4741]

@yellow1247 unless if lelouche's co power would be more like: control 4 units for 3 turns.

[yellow1247]

@Killer4741 Hmmm,kinda broken...3 turns is too much IMO,plus I think he wouldn't be able to affect naval units since he can't see the crew.

[Killer4741]

@yellow1247 so it's settled, it would only affect foot soldiers (infrantry, mechs, bikes, etc.).

[yellow1247]

@Killer4741 Thing is you can see the pilots on air units,so it would affect them too.Also you can see the driver in recons and all indirect have an exposed crew,so his powers would be a bit complicated to balance.then again this IS advance wars.....there is no such thing as "balance" XD.

[moomoopikachu]

Caulder Should Be A Boss In Castlevania.just Saying. :P

[leafbarrett]

@crzymn246 Originally, the blue stuff was supposed to be blood, I think.

[BlazeSt0rm]

"poop it master" heheh.

[TheSecretEye]

This stage was a HUGE pain. Fuck you Caulder.

[racer927]

@TheSecretEye Your suffering is FASCINATING

[reload95]

this co is the most hacked guy ever i played 1 v 3 and i won with him...

[ZXandreous]

@reload95 Supreme boost rules.

[Carrottime]

God, and we thought Sturm was bs.

[letoyou0438gassoyaq]

song sounds creepy

[4lbatross]

I love how fascinating this song is.

[TheAvacadoMan]

"Have you ever watched yourself die? Because it is FASCINATING!" -Caulder

[someguyhere999]

Advice for the ppl who are stuck trying to beat this bich:

Be patient, dont go all gung-ho about it, trying to finish it as fast as possible cuz it aint gonna happen, no way in hell. get as much property and funds as you can. take out the cannons in one go with a high dmg unit or two shots with a rocket. Dont give a shyt about your infantry units, in fact, spam em if you can to distract caulder's army. more infantry= higher chance of grabbing more property. and FORGODSAKE TAKE THE DAM COM TOWERS

[megabenlinksonicman]

@someguyhere999 Nah, you can totally "go all gung-ho." I moved the Rockets you start out with into a good position towards the upper left laser cannon; if you're careful to keep it from being hit by a mortar it'll take out said laser cannon in two turns. Advance offensively without losing too much. Keep in mind that the left part of the Nest makes ground units, and the right air units. If you can get things like War Tanks and Anti-Airs over there to counter them, you're good to go.

[Trzeska]

@someguyhere999 I haven't reached the end of the game yet, but now I'm afraid to.

[Colyo62]

@someguyhere999 actually i finished it in 8 turns

[giygas79]

@someguyhere999 Another good tip is that, once you get the funds necessary to spam big units, just deploy a MD Tank every turn as bait. I remember I has a large cluster of those things ad they were all that Caulder attacked.

[umbraumbrella]

@someguyhere999 Totally disagree. Finish it as fast as possible before caudler's army gets going. I sat around for days trying to beat him by building up. No chance, even with a resource advantage, he generates way too many units and combined with the bombardment, you can't really do much. I finished in 8 days with bombers and support from antiair to keep caulder's fighter away.

[someguyhere999]

ahhh, i remember sunrise. probably the hardest last level in all of AW. theres like two or three rows of squares where your units are safe from the mortar bombardments. i remember i was dancing my units along a straight line just to avoid mortar fire XD.

[darknut79]

His CO Bonus was basically a cheapass version of Forsythe....

On an unrelated note.....

OMG! He has Phazon on his jacket!

[Greener221]

@darknut79 aww fuck he's been breeding Metroid Primes and Dark Samuses!!!

[Raviex1]

@darknut79 Now we know why Caulder is so insane. He has been corrupted by Phazon!

[4lbatross]

He looks very cool. He's kind've a ghostly looking mad scientist.

[GoldenJoe]

Not sure which is worse, this guy, or AW2 Sturm. Sunrise is just a nightmare, though. There's no way to flat-out overpower him.

[ZenZudokai]

@GoldenJoe Who's Sunrise if I may ask? I've never heard of that CO.

[GoldenJoe]

@ZenZudokai Sunrise is the name of the mission where you fight Caulder.

[darknut79]

@ZenZudokai It's a musical track from Days of Ruin.

[darknessvs]

Facinating.

[Awzowra]

Caulder looks rly scary when he makes his loser face

[BradRepko]

Caulder may return in the sequel.... but he will just be a mostly mindless drone similar to the Andy clone from AW1. Don't expect him to be so overpowered though; not completely, anyway. Cyrus, on the other hand, well, there are still clones of Cyrus in the IDS laboratories.

[listerstorm239]

@BradRepko Do you know if there is a confirmed sequel or not? I hope there is!

[1995JWard]

I can't take a villain as seriously when his theme is played on an accordion

[FairyLeviathanZ]

Intelligent Systems made the game,and..

'Intelligent Defence Systems'

lolwut?

[listerstorm239]

@FairyLeviathanZ They've got a sense of humor and wanted to put that joke in for observant people like you to get a laugh :-)

[theoverlord6]

ids rulez.

[speedgamer82]

Let me just say this Bluntly: Caulder is just Goddamn CHEAP! Danged CO Zone Death Trap, he's got!

[dullKnife]

the dirtiest player of the game of advance wars with his big as co zone his a walking healing beast

[Norigato]

One of the best Evil themes on the Videogame history.

(In my opinion)

[BradRepko]

Sturm. Hear it and tremble, worm!

[Brendan31]

Fascinating...

[FelixEarth]

This song is kinda incoherent, I can't catch a regular rythm here... it's not so well done really, considering the other CO themes are much better

[5RetardedSquirrels]

Its suppose to be that way. The Irregular rhythm and chromatism of the notes represent Caulder's madness.

[Rapi2]

@5RetardedSquirrels U SO DEEP

[BadTouch624]

Im not gonna lie, this is prolly the worst theme in the game

Hell i think Isabella's is better than this

[RaustBD]

did you just insult isabella's theme?

sure, it isn't epic or anything, but Isabella's theme is awesome in a non-battle-style kind of way.

[ChaosReckoning]

I hate it. It isn't awesome.

[KyolinEXE]

awesome CO theme .

[thatwascool13]

does anyone else think that there should have been different unit skins for the IDS units? i could imagine the IDS infantry looking like the agents in the cut scenes

[Rando68]

Yeah, I wouldv'e liked to see that..

[thatwascool13]

i wish there was more armies in general. just 2 armies/unit skins in the game is just pathetic. hell all the other games had 5 armies....wtf?

[supergamerguy64]

but theses ones are realistic and epic and probably harder to make... you must understand lol but yeah i see your point...

[doplys]

caulder and forsythe are a great combination, because they both have five stars and pretty much like the same kind of ability.

[speedgamer82]

Huh? Forsythe doesn't have 5 stars, he has 1 star, but a CO Zone of 5.

[calitz87]

Caulder look kinda handsome in this picture

[BlazingIce64]

I think I know who stole my crack now...

[davinoseven]

WHOAAA

CAULDER IS GENERAL 5 STAR

[Rando68]

WHOAAA

Please don't use all caps...

Him being five star doesn't change anything of signifigance does it?

[blazerjss8989]

man this theme is really mixed up with BH commndrs Von Bolt & Sturm they sound mixed

[Brendan31]

Lol i noticed every commander from all 4 armies died...brenner,forsythe,that fat ass and this sicko

[LeoMidori]

Hey, that's true!

You know... a couple of the commanders are polar opposite to each other, in terms of personality.

Brenner; Very morale and doesn't like death.

Caulder; Studies human suffering without remose.

Forsythe; Humble, patient, well mannered, honourable.

Greyfield; Pompous, demanding, rude, backstabbing.

[BortzCar]

@LeoMidori yes, the game is definitely an exploration of light and dark archetypes

[Provinfistoris]

umm...

Yeah his CO theme sucks and he is probably the most broken CO in that game...