Fat Men Can't Jump!

[April5GenX]

He's fat but extremely fast

[MrLowrida13]

even in fast forward it took him eternity to dribble like what one foot

[arex357]

hahahaha



[ForeverBajare]

American? Owh wait, aint that obvious..

[Hewer711]

oh and why did i watch this agian?

[Rajitak]

I think it is hilarious and the discrimination is unneeded. :)

[Conor530]

wonder if he has to pay for 2 tickets if he ever goes to watch it

[VaLiiDFaiiL]

this guy's legendary :L

[DutchMillionair]

i thought he was about to eat the ball

[ThePoopCrust]

did you just say you are the next fattest man in america

[isaiahjjj]

Hey he's not that fat so stfu really like shut up nobody asked you I'm thin but I used to be fat like I bet your all chubby and u talk crap about him to make yourself feel better well shut the hell up

[egbduf]

we didnt need a video to tell us this :P

[6HaTe9]

then he ate the ball

[veo1123]

hes better than brian scalabrine. just sayin

[LeBron94Kobe]

Glen Davis is Big Baby and this guy is Big Daddy

[TheChipray]

00:47 thats how we do it! :D

[Adrian74453]

He looks like the boogie2988

[wicked123456789able]

Lol, great!

[MANBEARPIGGEH]

I know right...... Cows Cant Jump

[MANBEARPIGGEH]

Is that a Man or a Cow?

[shanedangers]

don't feel bad BiggyD..i can't play worth a crap, and i'm skinny!! lol.. Basketball is my WORST sport...tsk tsk..

[MPSecare]

hes rockin a big daddy shirt so he's down yo.

Us white folk can't jump as it is so what do you guys expect? I can build you a computer like a motherfucker however

[Bballerarne]

chuck norris would basket with him

[MrSniperscope]

0:34...winning!

[JDAWG1395mCOUPE]

Keep it up nd you'll be like me

[iCommentism]

i wouldnt let him play BBall he might eat the referee

[flavaj12]

the real life peter griffin

[jairus21skater]

nahhh he's just too white

[Xld2s59]

atleast hes getting exersize

[hazzadous007]

0:00 already sweatin

[TheFilnizer]

it must require effort to be that fat.

[biggydman]

@TheFilnizer As much as it takes to troll!!

[mg6773]

@biggydman id rather play some ball with ya bro then that top comment douche. he sounds like the kinda person who would flinch when confronted face to face

[biggydman]

@mg6773 Thanks! You'd probably win if you played me! You could even play for money and make a buck or two!

[sendmeyrmoney]

@mg6773 a man to that

[TechnicCreations]

@TheFilnizer

It must, whenever I see people that fat I wonder what they would look like after a week on a normal diet.

[chiilsonice]

brooo Ur epiiiiccc!!!!!!! keep up your passion!! :D

[Iplaybasketball2225]

why would u do this to ur self?

[dagearjammer]

@Biggydman I got your back man! Let em hate us, all publicity is good in this game :)

[Chonny4U]

they have to fast foward the video because he is slow as fk >.>

[donotgettmeseriously]

size=not being able to move fast enough and geting tired rela qvick.

[legoboy1234567890]

its called a salad buddy

[TheCappiix]

how the fuck can people get this fucking fat ???

[biggydman]

@TheCappiix I hear it happens when people overuse profanity!

[TheCappiix]

@biggydman HOW !?!?!?! DONT YOU KNOW WHEN EATING STUFF IS ENOUGH ?

[Wtfizmelee]

@biggydman I hear it happens when someone eats one too meny burgers, I think it's sad you've aloud your self to get that big You're only shortning your own life span and causing your body damage you may say oh but i'm enjoying my life but when it comes to the point you're on your death bed you'll regreat being that big and causing your self all this damage. Don't be lazy start a Simple Diet get Motabalism Shots, Excerises or you're only going to die young. then where would the videos be?

[TheRhymeBoy]

@TheCappiix here are some reasons. No sleep, No exercise, To much food in general, to much sugar. It's not like it's intentional... Like me I got big when I didn't sleep regularly and didn't exercise (had just quit soccer). You really don't realize it until it's too late. So they don't let themselves to get fat they just don't notice that what they are doing is hurting them.

[3L1T3K1LL3R]

@TheCappiix It's easy...You just have to be American..

[EpicBlue902]

@TheCappiix By being depressed and eating alot. Or eating alot.

[SilentzGamer]

@TheCappiix Bacon.

[lbaca75]

Why did you speed the video? Were you too slow?

[dariaye1]

lol press 4 real fast

[NumberOneOllie]

keep pressing 3 to see his sly dance- footwork ;)

[MiracleBoys13]

imagine him on nba!

[biggydman]

@MiracleBoys13 On it or in it? Two different stories!! If I was on the NBA, they'd get crushed. If I was in the NBA- the games would be a lot more funny!

[TheIceKing750]

@biggydman on it

[mschock21]

press 6 a lot for balls out the stomach

[jollyman29]

hahaha this is funny!!! good vid!

[Airbear12321]

did we really need a vid to prove this??

[benji506]

my friend that is 1/4 sise of you can't run a ½meter good jobb dude your nice!

[katiitaylor]

Good job for trying! :)

[squigmasta97]

i love this guy

[marind13]

Govedo!!na ražanj bi ga nabio:)

[dionizor]

please do the jumping!!!!!!!!!!!!!b u gonna be loosing weight and being healthy!

[quaterpounce1]

I was expecting to see some tomahawk slam dunks, BOOMSHAKALAKA!

[optimus240299]

well at least he plays a sport ...........

[rkloska1]

this stud is currently earning the same amount of money as the NBA basketball players. #NBAlockout

[pcorf]

Glad that you are starting to work off your big macs, KFC's, fries and Ice Creams!

[TorpedoxPL]

Fat people love us because we are not fat. Simple.

[WRAPEMUPJFK]

fat ppl is the funniest ppl in the world lmao cool video

[bladerk1]

fuck that americans go hard yall kool to

no haters allowed

[alisaele1]

asians are smart, americans are fat,australians are brave and europeans are rich

[gnubboleso]

@alisaele1 was rich..

[alisaele1]

@gnubboleso are rich dumbass

[WizardsOfMineCraft]

Give him a break hes working out

[spectator912]

I wonder how long he ACTUALLY took to run that far.

[SuperGenius99]

i think fat people are kind and fun :)

[DavidChan23]

I think this fat guys pretty funny =]

[boloskez101]

size = intimidation LOL cool story bro you dont scare me fatty

[AwmgasmCF]

@poedgon123 died from obeisity. Fo sho.

[np3121]

your the only person i know that acutally excises by playing bbasketball all of my other fat friends just sit around being lazy

[kickedphilip93]

I fell better now. No wait (puke). now i am

[thepmg02]

youd be the next micheal jordan if jordan sucked

[LoveSeungYeon]

God I hate fat people

[biggydman]

@LoveSeungYeon Fat people don't hate you, we love you!! Why you gotta hate on us?

[Banminator]

@biggydman I dont hate you :D wanna play some video games??

[aldenmark]

well atleast his burning some of those lards.. hahaha

[dash4923]

u are funny just because you are fat.... fat people are funny

[VollexGaming]

lol quit eating and do some sports more often like in this video and u will eventually get laid for once :D

[poedgon123]

i wonder if this guy is dead now?

[biggydman]

@poedgon123 Are you dead now? Too lazy to actually click on my channel and see if I still post videos?

[poedgon123]

@biggydman OH THANK GOD, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! :D

[TheKevin2256]

If u put a freaking pizza in the air,they can jump...

[bogsaritz]

he's crazy

[TheSongoku152]

So funny fat ass fail lol rofl fgwl

[pasonratoe]

Congrazt.... you scored on obesity!

[asyLum90210]

592 people are fat lol

[GRiamWOlf]

you love this game? NO YOU LOVE FOOD :P

[niteboz]

clown

[13vlc]

you love this game? you ate this game! lol sorry dude it was too easy

[xXGAMER12345xX]

xD Big Daddy On his Shirt :)

[kir89888]

wtff is that

[809nexus]

BIG DADDY CLOTHING COMPANY

[KryptoChronicutelite]

I'm so jealous of your skills!

[Gamekidd21]

he got that shawn marion jump shot lmao

[KEVINSAWESOME1]

typical obese american ull always see at mcdonalds or innout

[bulls12333]

tipical american, member of honor of mcdonalds

[wic213]

hahahah the Penguin's SOn LOL

[LiLAztec92nd]

dont make fun of fat ppl

[ZRosas13]

big ball shooting a little ball

[freddur]

I'm not trying to be an ass or anything but if you spent like an hour a day doing this you'd lose significant weight

[ssjbardock79]

I actually like this. Gonna forward it to my fat friends and tell them to man up.

[jsowash]

I'm just glad he's getting some much needed exercise.

[boatonhana]

They had to speed it up cause he took forever ^^

[gounderus]

You rock, bro'! Love your EPIC sense of humor!

[qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885]

he filled up the whole gym by himself , no wonder no ones watching

[1peej]

@qwertyuiopASDFGHJ885 harsh......teheee

[Grisha1994]

I didn't know kevin smith played basketball

[ticharley19]

All american is fat.....

[WRXSubaru08]

@ticharley19 come back to us when you dont speak like a retard....

[Anonymous32473]

@ticharley19 Maybe you're fat, there's no way to tell, Canada is part of America, you should research it.

[IloveMIT8923]

@ticharley19 All Chinese like to kill daughters. All Asian support communism. All Indian people work for Dell. All Russian is drunk on vodka. All African have AIDs. All Spaniard is Native American killer. All muslim is building bomber. All Mexican is border jumper. All German is Nazi. All Australlian is criminal. All black man is gangster. All Latino is drug cartel member. All Jew is money grabber. All Native American is casino owner. There, I can be sterotypical too!

[IloveMIT8923]

@ticharley19 Quit grouping people together!!!

[23ALEX24]

@IloveMIT8923 Mexican and Latino are the same thing you fucking pendejo hija de puta.

[IloveMIT8923]

@23ALEX24 I didn't mean it literally, it was to prove a lesson to ticharley19. And Latino is basically a broader term for South America and the North American isthmus. Mexican just means Mexico

[TheDurzoBlint]

@ticharley19 If your going to insult someone in English, make sure it's grammatically correct you tool.

[edyken77]

@ticharley19 who is All american? Where is he from? Or did you mean All Americans are fat?

[vanillastarr1010]

@ticharley19 lol yeah when were not busy being anorexic

XD

[biggydman]

@ticharley19 A gross generalization, like.....All foreigners is dumb?

[DarkGamerProject]

@biggydman we finns did angry birds,on ANDROID(and some other tech)! hear me?were not dumb,if we can make SMART PHONES!

[JJJustinJJ]

@biggydman ERRR Wrong, Asians are not dumb

[biggydman]

@JJJustinJJ Well, in that case, I'll assume you're not Asian!

[JJJustinJJ]

@biggydman ERRR Wrong I am Asian xD

[quaterpounce1]

@biggydman Don't make assumptions. Assume makes an "Ass" out of "U" and "Me". :P

[biggydman]

@quaterpounce1 mostly just "U".

[CwWazHere]

cool lol



[march23s]

even if this guy fail most of his shots, he still tried in stead of sitting on his ass an playing war craft and eating fried chicken

[arifcantshuffle]

you look like the dude that ATE michael jordan

[AggTownBanger1]

i want that shirt.

[ton4oo]

his like Shaq but the short version!

[jwrose4487]

Epic Basketball Time, FTW!!!!

[ak47BeastMode]

his shirt says big dady

[ExTiNCTWiPeOuT]

ITS FUCKING STUPID TO BE A FAT ASS AND PUT A VIDEO UP! YOU KNOW YOUR GOING TO BE CALLED FAT SO STOP COMPLAINING

[onlythewise1]

fat people dont need fat jokes but people who laugh are sick ass holes

[Deecimal]

its a medical miracle that he did not pass out after the third dribble.

[zZecretAsianManZz]

All we can say is... AT LEAST HE TRIED!

[x3Jamesx]

Jump? how can he even run..

[TheKingPuffyZ]

This is what MrDurp96 said so you dont have to go looking :)

FUK ALL OF YOU! YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU CAN COMMENT ON A MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT A BIG GUY BEING FUNNY...DON'T BE SUCH PRICKS ABOUT IT...hell half of you are probably snob nosed 13 year olds who don't have a life and make fun of people to make yourselves feel better, and you decided to take a break from your anime porn to make fun of people on youtube, because you couldn't do shit in real life.

[1337Mrgamer]

@TheKingPuffyZ im 13, and 1 i dont hate on fat people, cuz im not a fucking child.

[TheKingPuffyZ]

@1337Mrgamer well you are pretty fucking retarded cuz i said thats what someone else said because hes mentioned in the top comment so i pasted what he said so people wouldnt have to go looking for his comment. your really stupid arent you.

[1337Mrgamer]

@TheKingPuffyZ look fucknut, 1 i wasnt talking about you, but the guy you quoated it fomr so cool your tits. and 3 you may have noticed i just skipped 2 that was intentional. and 17- learn how to spell. Stop geting mad for no reason, it was a mistake, chill out, srry. god!

[TheKingPuffyZ]

@1337Mrgamer Listen you stupid piece of shit. 1 . Dont tell me to learn how to spell because you made spelling mistakes in what you just wrote idiot. 2. Learn how to count, and use transition words and conjunctions correctly. 3. How the hell was it a mistake. You said it was meant for the guy i quoted, so why not send it to the guy that i quoted it from. How the hell is he supposed to recieve it by replying to MY comment. I swear to god little kids piss me off.

[1337Mrgamer]

@TheKingPuffyZ little kid, bro im 13. Why cant you just drop it? no one fucking cares anymore, SHUT THE HELL UP!

[TheKingPuffyZ]

@1337Mrgamer why the fuck you startin shit if u dont want to fuckin deal with it punk mothafucka thats right biatch go run an shove a marble up your ass little boy

[1337Mrgamer]

@TheKingPuffyZ wow nice language, whos the real child here?

[TheKingPuffyZ]

@1337Mrgamer umm you've said "fuck" in all of your replies... shut up child

[ilikesoccermeow]

@1337Mrgamer ca n iget invloved :D

[1337Mrgamer]

@ilikesoccermeow sure wh not? XD

[ilikesoccermeow]

@1337Mrgamer yay

[TheKingPuffyZ]

This is what MrDurp96 said so you dont have to go looking :)

FUCK ALL OF YOU! YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU CAN COMMENT ON A MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT A BIG GUY BEING FUNNY...DON'T BE SUCH PRICKS ABOUT IT...hell half of you are probably snob nosed 13 year olds who don't have a life and make fun of people to make yourselves feel better, and you decided to take a break from your anime porn to make fun of people on youtube, because you couldn't do shit in real life.

[MultiRenegade6]

somebody get this man a twinkie

[Xsellent]

lmao not to be weird but its cute when bigger ppl run:]

[maraonia]

Song name pls:D

[MultiRenegade6]

@maraonia eye of the tiger..

[maraonia]

@MultiRenegade6 thanks :P

[ilovepupsandkitens]

@maraonia Eye of the tiger......(i think ) 8D !

[gg3ds]

at least get it in lawl

[MajorG88]

@gg3ds thts wat she said lmao (not to me im just sayin) :D

[PrinceOfSaiyans10]

..Ever came to mind of the haters, that MAYBE. Just MAYBE his characteristics point to this being, well I don't know. A Joke? How couldn't anyone see he was jokin' around; it's comical in every way, even the gestures and attitude he has behind it. I might be wrong, but nine times out of ten, this was nothing but for comical purposes. Try not to get a migraine over this petty thing, haters. For the sake of not being clowned.

[P3ngu1nFaN10]

U guys who comment about him being overweight. At least he is playing basket ball and exercising. (cant spell sorry lol) Unlike some/most of you guys out there. Sittin' there strolling through videos instead of getting active. Sure you may do it at school but what about when your done with school?

(This to the people who made fun of him, if you didnt but u still do that thats okay.. but exercise is good for you.. lol (not saying u HAVE to do it.. just like... its good for you lol))

[Thebrowntown1234]

hahah this guys  hilarious

[twistedbass15]

Why is he playing basketball with a tennis ball ?

[cranberries866]

Gives me a heart attack just watching you...you can probably play better then me anyhow, at least your trying...

[ExTiNCTWiPeOuT]

Fat ass motherfucker. Damn, this is what is wrong with america, FAT ASSES LIKE YOU!!!!!! Fucking go work out dumb shit.

[KekECross]

@ExTiNCTWiPeOuT No the problem with America is bitch ass hoes like you who think that everyone overweight don't have a life that you obviously dont. Dumb ass.

[ExTiNCTWiPeOuT]

@KekECross im sorry you are a fat ass motherfucker with no life! Go to hell and suck your dads chode dick