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  • i have a lactose intolerence and i have to drink lactose free milk...it tastes like watered down milk sorta..no flavor....it sucks

  • hilarious!

    

  • I'm also allergic to gluten, and I'm like Fuck this shit I want my fucking decent food.

  • Gluten allergies suck. My aunt has it and she gets puffed up yellow things on her eyes from it. She can eat sourdough, though. Sourdough is amazing, you should eat it because it's grrrreeeaaaaat.

  • im gonna eat bread right now and fully enjoy it because of you. thank you

  • omg!!!! this girl is a riot!!!! We would be best friends Im sure of it! haha!

  • I can't eat gluten, dairy, soy, nuts, eggs, and oysters. ....but ice is good I guess.... :[

  • @laughorleave612 As long as it tastes comforting, honey.

    (Lactose intolerance/diabetes for me)

  • I just developed a gluten allergy. This shit is ridiculous.

  • there's a pill you can take to help your body digest gluten better...kinda like what milkaholics take when they are lactose intolerant. :)

  • when you yelled "KEEP UP!" i seriously died. oh my god you are so funny. I know you're really angry and all but you're really funny

  • I hate the aplause, other than that, love your damn videos.

  • My bestfriend is allergic to wheat(gluten).(:

  • Theres lots of good alternatives for all the yummy food you used to eat. You can even get gluten free choc chip cookies! its wicked, Im sure it will all work out for you! cos your FUCKING hilarious!

  • I love you.

  • I have Coeliac Disease which is an allergy to gluten but it makes me vom, not have a rash.

    I feel your pain :')

  • OMYGOD!! i just found this channel and its like 2 in the damn morning. I swear i've had to resort to using a pillow to mask my loud ass laughing. xDD Girl you are hilarious! xDD

  • alot of people have gluten allergies, or are celiac

    I cant have dairy, gluten, nuts, mangoes, latex and adhesive in bandaids and am also allergic to penicillin

    your pretty lucky haha

  • i have GLUTEN Allergy TOO :3 Now i love you and feel connected to you in an awkward way lol

  • could be dermatitis herpetiformis (rash caused by gluten)

  • Bahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaa­hhaahahahahahaa

  • i was diagnosed with a gluten allergy when i was 9.

    no, it doesnt get easier.

    it fucking sucks.

    but youll feel better, & continue to be amazing.

  • It WILL get easier to live without gluten.

    1. Look into the crazy-ass raw foodists, and their various recipes, cookbooks, and cafe's. Just about everything with wheat gluten is cooked, so its easy to avoid it with raw food. Try "Raw Food Made Easy"

    2. Explore ethnic cooking/restaurants. Other cultures don't put wheat in everything like we do. Look into some nice Indian dishes, and Mediterranean foods. Also Caribbean, African, South American dishes.

  • I've had a gluten allergy since I was three. I almost died of malnutrition and when I eat it I spend 3 hours vomiting. Gluten free foods are so much healthier though

  • i just figured out that im alergic to gluten to ... its in wheat wich is in everything

  • Omg! i have a gluten allergy too! to have something in common with you make me feel like god has come down and had told me the meaning to life..which is, of course, to watch your videos.

  • I've been gluten free for 14 years now. Here is some quick and painless advice: don't listen to the people who say your intenstines will heal themselves, most likely this is NOT TRUE. LEARN TO COOK! buy Kinnikinnick products, because they are the best. Don't let this get you down! You can have most anything adapted. Make bread with coconut flour, it's quite tasty! Lastly, message me if you have any questions or need help. There is a large communiuty of us GFers!

  • jpmetz, please show this comment on a video of yours, because i am kissing your ass. (:

  • Aww feel better :P at least u don't hav an allergy that makes ur lips all puffy and chappy and bleedy (are these words even grammatically correct? Well u get the point)

  • i choked on my sweet tea twice. you have a magical way with words.

  • My dad got diagnosed with a gluten allergy about 15 years ago, and he says that the food had gotten better. One of the first breads that he bought said that one of it's main ingredients were twigs. no joke.

  • I have that eye shadow!

  • I am lactose intolerant and I drink milk till I throw up

  • I want...this...PALETTE!

  • thank you for making this. "pot" is natural. it helps my MS symptoms. stiffness, spasticity, pain, and my depression. the DEA just announced that they will not allow research to be done with weed. its bullshit.

  • I have a gluten allergy too.

  • I am so pissed I don't have a gluten allergy. I'm changing my genetics for you Justine.

  • i'm sorry you have to give up gluten but i can't wear makeup anymore and i have to take eye drops daily because i have blepharitis. so ur not the only unlucky one.

  • Wait, wait, wait ... you have to pay 200 fucking bucks just to get an allergy test?!?! Thank God for German healthcare ... jeez

  • Hey Justine, PlatypusGuitar referred me to your channel. I recently had to go gluten free too. It's freakin killin me having to give up gluten. I just started a GF cooking channel where I sound real upbeat about the whole thing. I really just want to wrestle a good slice of pizza right from someone's hands. Love your rant.

  • Haha, ur funny

  • its ok justine, about 3-4 weeks ago i had to give up wheat/soy/gluten/dairy until i figure out whats causing my face to constantly break out. im STARVING and depressed and its horrible. this isn't a kiss-ass comment, but i want u to know i feel for you.

  • I started breaking out in hives 2 weeks ago, I'ven been taking Benadryl and Reactine everyday. I don't know what it is I'm allergic to :(

  • Udi's is an amazing gluten free brand.

  • the good news is there's a lot of delicious, gluten free chocolate cake (no flour!)

  • Aw, man, that's terrible. D: I can't imagine what it would be like having an allergy to any food.

  • i miss jpmetz

  • My body looked into the future, and copied you

  • There are alright gluten free food, the bread sucks ass though.

  • "so i took my happy ass to the store, got myself some gluten free cereal that tastes like ASS." xD <3

  • I FUCKING LOVE YO ASS

  • lmfao "keep up"

    <3 i love you

  • I have celiac! (thats the gluten allergy) I've had it since I was 5, so you're lucky!

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  • Some juices have Gluten too!

  • @kaylabbuypal so does beer lol

  • Sorry u might be allergic to gluten. If u like To cook or bake elanaspantry (dot) com is an easy to follow website full of tasty foods for you. I made the cake pops w almond flour... Best CAKE ever!!!! No joke. Good luck!

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  • I went through the same thing! I'd get indigestion and stomach pains, like STAB STAB STAB! I didn't go to the doctor, just self diagnosed it, I felt a little better, from avoiding things like pizza, cereal, etc. Turns out I'm just lactose intolerant. I hope you have the same "luck"! :)

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  • Your eyes look gorgeous here 0.0

  • Im allergic to milk but they make pills for that, dont think i have it lucky though! I also have encopresis and IBS for about ten years. Ive probably went threw over 500 pairs of underwear....

  • gluten is wheat

  • there arwe actually really good pastas and pizzas you can buy that are gluten and dairy free i like them cuz they are very healthy and delicious

  • thankfully its just hives gluten gives you.

  • I not longer want to eat Gluten If JPmetz Doesn't.

  • lol so refreshing to hear someone who is actually funny. but Gluten allergy is not funny.... lol

  • Ii heat that I can't eat real food ! Gluten allergy sucks !

  • WTF? Why doesn't this woman have millions of subscribers?

  • @Iwuzhere321 IKR! I was like wtf?!?>.<

  • she's on of my favorite people on youtube.

  • My friend is allergic to gluten AND dairy. We always taunt her with cookies and pizza and stuff.

  • Oh and your eyes looks amazing

  • Good, Maybe You'll lose some weight then:)O

  • @tontonpeach woahh,, dont hate on jpmetz.. OKAY?!?

  • My aunt used to have a gluten allergy, she took some naturotherapy threatments and is completly cured now. I can vouch that it can actually work.

    Best of luck!

  • Is it just a gluten allergy or is it celiac disease? Celiac disease is basically a gluten intolerance and makes you unable to handle monosodium glutamate, maltodextrin, and other things, such as caramel color (which is found in a bunch of sodas, etc.) and even paprika.

  • keep up!

  • my sister had gluten allergy for some years but now shes eating everything like me, so dont lose hope!

  • you're too good for gluten.

  • Are you Italian?

  • Um, you better start buying from Gluten Free Makeup Companies, because the makeup your using could have gluten in it. :/

  • I had the same problem with the gluten bs. Take claritin every day, or two every other day. It'll help with the hives. As far as the indigestion goes...you can get over the allergy, you just have to slowly introduce the allergen (gluten) into your body over time. Eat a little one day, eat a little a few days later, and keep doing that for a while. Over time, your body will develop an immunity to it. It works. Proved my allergist wrong.

  • your angry rants are always the best when they are mixed in with make up! :}

  • I freakin' love you.

  • welcome to the gluten-free club :)

  • I have lactose intolerance but that's not as bad as gluten allergy, bc gluten is really in anything...sorry, i <3 u

    At least you can eat rice and potatoes ie french fries :D - so at least you can eat asian food and, well, a burger menu without the bun ;)

  • Gluten is a protein in wheat, oats, barley and rye. Look on celiac.com jusine:)

    I've lived with it since I was seven, its just fine, you get the hang of where the nice food is, and learn to avoid the cardboard bread:L

  • Your eyes look nice like that.

  • ur awesome.....'nuff said.

  • Go on a diet for a few weeks until your body heals itself. Gluten damages the lining of the small intestine so that it is difficult to absorb nutrients.

  • @30zsProduction You can get stomach cancer from eating gluten if you are gluten intollerant. Its dangerous to continue eating it. Stick to a gluten free diet.

  • this made me laugh so hard hahahahaha!

    i subscribed hoping you'll make more funny videos..

    could be that time of the night where you laugh at EVERYTHING

    but im sorry, this is hilarious

    and im sorry cos im laughing at you

    i'm also suffering from INTERGESTION

    hahahaha <3

    gluten free cereal that tastes like ass

  • this made me laugh so hard hahahahaha!

  • I still like Michelle Phan...But you're great too.. Just hold in your breath with Angea.....!

  • Idk how i started watching you but is an addiction :/

  • I wonder how many of your subscribers have that fetish where they like to be humiliated and put down. Lol.

  • @iamachildofdust S and M huh..?

  • Hey Justine, i am an autograph collector and i really want your autograph. i was wondering if you could possibly message me an address for me to send you a request. Thanks.

  • These videos are so awesome I'm hurting inside. No seriosly, could someone call a doctor?

  • omg ur hair

  • I feel you ha i have celiacs the gluten free bread SUCKS and with celiacs you cant eat any gluten or wheat products all tho i never broke out in hives

  • God I love her :) Haha..

  • Olive garden has a gluten free menu, but you have to ask for it.

    And potato bread sometimes doesn't have wheat.

    Give 'em hell, Justine. Give 'em hell.

  • You're the most gorgeous living thing on earth.

  • ...Isn't gluten in make-up?

  • Gluten free food sucks ass. I have to eat the same specialty food as a ciliac

  • you should make a PO box so we can send you presents :D

  • god got confused when I commented "Jpmetz deserves everything" im really sorry :P

  • cape cod chips are gluten free :)

  • I signed up for youtube for the specific purpose of subscribing to your might.

  • You don't need gluten. Gluten needs you

  • Gluten got cold feet from having the honor of being ingested by you. What a pussy!

  • Maybe it'll help you with your diet? Cause as Scott Pilgrim once said "BREAD MAKES YOU FAT!?" ... But yea.

  • You should ask your Dr if there is anything he or she can do to help your allergy to gluten. Some allergies can be diminished or cured. Some, not all. It's worth it to ask.

  • @0:00 A wild Snorlax appeared/

  • @jpmetz

    

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  • Did you just all of a sudden become allergic to gluten? Did you eat donuts, and pizza, and pasta before all of this and have no problems? I think it's weird that now a days everyone is allergic to peanuts and gluten when just 10 years ago those allergies were rare. Something to ponder! Good luck finding tasty gluten free treats!

  • I can't have gluten, dairy, soy, nuts or fish so yeah, food intolerances suck >.>

  • my mom doesn't eat gluten so alot of times she wont let me eat it >.< though I'm a lil allergic to dairy and it sucks:/

  • Your majestic presence is too much for stupid gluten. Gluten is stupid.

  • At least you can find bagels... the one thing i hate about japan... it's almost impossible to find bagels... i have to go to a speciality store 45 min away in downtown to buy bagels... :C

  • Gluten is for the Government. Jpmetz is to fancy.

  • Your make-up looks awesome always!

  • Now you have to pay out the wazoo just to eat the cardboard tasting gluten free food

  • My sister eats gluten free because she suffers horrible stomach aches when she eats it. WHOLE FOODS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

  • its all nickis fault

  • If you know where to look, some gluten free stuff is AWESOME. I tried these Almond Nut Thins at my cousins (he also has a gluten allergy, but more severe) and then I went and bought a whole box for myself. SO GOOD.

  • @sarcasticpool AMAZING

  • I don't eat Gluten so i can be like Jpmetz

  • I am on a mission...I shall find a way to make gluten free food taste good!

  • since you can't eat foods with gluten, i choose not to. pizzas, doughnuts, pies and bread didn't deserve to be eaten by you anyway.

  • Marry me and we will be a gluten free, beautiful hair, and frowning couple forever!

  • ooooo i just love your bitcheyness not a joke like like fo cereal gluten free cereal :)

  • I only watch your videos to look at how awesome your hair is.

  • @missmadejavu FAIR

  • We should go for a bike ride together sometime.

  • @CrazyCyclingVlogger i like bike riding but it makes my ass hurt

  • @KickingGeese No problem. I've been told I give a excellent butt massage.

  • Okay well... I'm allegic to gluten and ALOT more... so yeah I know it sucks...

  • I like your face

  • Gluten allergies suck!!! But in all honesty try udi's bread it sounds like an std but its a really good brand of gluten free breads

  • your awesome, me and my friend cant get enough of your videos! :D

  • KILL THE GLUTEN GODS! they have smitten the wrong woman.

  • im allergic to gluten! except i threw up everyday for 3months before i got tested.just sayin...ANYWAY its literary in everything, but my mom went to a health food store and got stuff to make bread, and it turned out friggin awsome.only bread tho. also the allergy made me lose a bunch of friggin weight cuz i can only eat healthy junk, so um, that's a plus

  • she reminds me of docrusty back in the day.. except not as convincing :/

  • Oh, Justine. You didn't piss anyone off! Gluten just felt unworthy.

  • I wish I could be one of your hives.

  • Trash bag titty whore

  • If I had to pick a most beautiful woman in all of existence...it would be Janeane Garofalo. But you'd be in the top 50, I'm sure.

  • You have beautiful eyes..

  • I'm so sorry, my Goddess, for taking so long to subscribe to your podcast. I finally listened and... my life has changed forever. EVERYONE GO LISTEN NOW.

  • My dad and brother have a gluten allergy.....

  • she has great enthusiasm

  • Gee your hair smells terrific!

  • gluten free pizza actually tastes pretty good

  • you just cant catch a break, can you? 

  • oh well shit...i have bumps like that too on my arms..and have the same symptoms, and dr told me i am allergic to gluten too. it also makes me gain weight. goodbye delicious breaded foods..hello bland brocolli and gluten-free bread :( might as well go anorexic.

  • My friend's parents have a gluten free pizza shop. It's the BEST PIZZA EVER!

  • i also have a gluten allergy....too bad i like eating....pretty much everything...

  • @xHottieKaylie I love being yelled at, being the yeller jpmetz.

  • get oat bread, its gluten free and sooooo yummy

  • I have a gluten issue too, sucks. gluten free snyders pretzels are the shit though!

  • @xHottieKaylie good! you found the right channel

  • My eyes water at the beauty of your hair -3

  • maybe you'll lose some fat! :)

  • also - no beer for you.