Im really jamaican remix

[TKDS100]

0:43 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kamari151]

hahahahahahahahaha

[GazaTemptress]

bigup yoself strate madwhitebwoi mi a yaadie bawn an gro mi hail fram st elizabeth parish dem call it lan ah di red tro nuff light skin pple wi blue an green yeye an freckle an straight hair dem hail fram ova deh suh tro fi dem blood mix up fi wi motto guh suh one of many people lyk di mon seh yo hav di chiney spanish jewish coolie white an arab jamaican people dem nuh jus di black people alone wen mi did faawad a foreign an di people dem hear mi accent it comin like seh mi a tourist attraction

[jer1997]

lmao u no he jamacian cuz he studer like dat lol

[poverrenger]

pidar

[dalton2621]

true B!!

[ragingfiremonkey]

long live the arawaks!

[JDUB2DAFULLEST]

dem prolly all ave green jamaican............LMAO

[JDUB2DAFULLEST]

prolly all ave green jamaican LMAO

[kingbanzz]

i love this bredda yah

[maymaylovesyou15]

my dad's white jamaican too :D you.are.freaking.cool.

[zannis369]

awesome!

[bignah123]

stop da blood clat laiying u no be jamaicn

[sambawomen]

@bignah123 As he said, the only true Jamaicans are the Arawaks (which my grandmother was 100%) my grandfather, 100% white English German (Jamaican, treasure beach bwoy dem a warrior)... YEP, believe it or not white people were in Jamaica before any black African, it was the white europeans that brought the Black Africans to Jamaica... really it is not so difficult to understand, and eduction is a wonderful thing; do you remember the guy Columbus and that thing called slavery?

[bignah123]

@sambawomen iam not black and if i was caus u look white i would beat the bloodclat rastfrian out u mon i was jus kidding ok look at clloied buds and shuan paul

[sambawomen]

I do not look white & I certainly would never consider myself white. I am "Mulatto" as they say in the caribbean, but in general when people meet me they don't know what the hell i am :))), I have the latinos speak spanish to me, I have had Thai people speak Thai to me, when my hair was straight I had Koreans speak korean to me, in Italy I am always asked "Lei Brasiliana?" and I alway have to put them straight "NO I will not have sex with u!":))) Generally I blend in anywhere in the world :)...

[bignah123]

@sambawomen fuck off iam fucking 16 wtf is worng wit u nobody wants t have sex wit u ok i was not serious ok you bloodclat bontiboy

[sambawomen]

;))))))), No worri my yout, I am a woman... But I am glad to hear ya na shame to luv man!

Sing it load "Mi a batti bwoy an proud!".... Gwan!

[bignah123]

wtf ever lady or man what ever u are

[bignah123]

you can suck your mother pom pom dry!!!!!!!!! gnr

[samanthamay2]

im not a white man tryna b jamaican, im jamaican tryna be a white man! lols. ;]

[illmatic33]

btw big up madwhite jamaican, mi a touch the island next week star... have a chiny jamaican gal ready fi me cause di one dem in america think dem white... dem nuh want nuh black man.

[illmatic33]

what kind a homo thing yuh deh pan "homomanneneeker" batty man fi get boom, yute dem say zum, fire fi a man weh nuh wah nuh pum pum!

[homomanneneekeri69]

fuck u redneck

[ihavethebestfood]

yo my chick is from trinidad an tobago but she look like a sexy sexy arab, an she got a bad boi yardy accent, best of both worlds, peace ppl, keep doin wat u doin emenem

[triniman2408]

how a trini girl have a yardie accent hoss

[youngswagga100]

unna go chuck chew yo fadda...nd leave di man alone

[SwaggaCookies]

fuck you tryin to speak like a badman bloodclat

[AyOdoffiie]

listen hear fi all unna bombaclaht pussywhole who a talk bo him half half ga suck unna madda if ya born a jamaica ya jamcaican ya not white an jamacian see like mymadda cum fromm england an my fadda cum from jamaica n me live a america now but mi born a jamaica so mi is a fucking jamican as well as white boy so unna who a tell him udda wise true him skin color ga fling to foot a suck ya madda pussywhole

[eli365]

as a white antiguan.... i tell people the same shit all the time. especially the part about the arawaks!!!! no kidding.

[chicanoxx1]

you gonna get your ass whop just for doing this shit. yo

[lanay30518]

how narrow minded yall people can be????theres alot of non black jamaicans out there shiit yall real stupid to not actual think they dnt exist

[fistokov]

You suck man, stop trying to be a real Jamaican cuz ur not a real person

[dfghj887]

yaga yo link me zeemi..mah ah respect yah grind rasta ..bless zeen..tell dem fee suc dem clat stra

[Deansbluehole]

Mi a love dis bobaclaut video my youth

[mwgwin]

ha. loved the video. just came from 9 days in jamaica and was searching for some of the songs like the big bamboo and I fucked your girl. stumbled on this video... classic. loved it.

[ooj0kerxx]

lol if if if if if if if if if we do dat alot in my family too!

[Linten1995]

jo o the video is realy good you are very good

ich bin ja jamican

[dominic05102]

i seen this guy at the jerk festival

[cfbeauty]

He IS Jamaican!!

[SSEwildchildren]

Are you really jamaican

[bsktballkid195]

r u realy jamacian

[88ways2listen]

is this the guy WHO WORK IN TGIFRIDAY

[6didi9]

green jamaican.. lol hahaha xDD dats funny xD

[knierykniery]

nice

[smartgrl2424]

yo weh mi light deh? lolz

[mikeyt82]

Funniest part. " da true jamaican dem ah arawak, han dem ded off long time." lol nice vid bro.

[Jokerz514]

thats a horribly rolled spliff

[BUGGZY091988]

IT IS AINT IT? LLS HE A MESS.

[jrmetmoi]

And don't get offended if if if if if if if if....oh my God I'm stuttering!

I LOVE you man!!

[xavier9790]

yo dat sinting de dat funya dan a bombo claght

[Dbl0rNothin1988]

Super funny dude

[SOFIAgandako]

haha... Scotland... :)

[byebyebri]

if my grandmother heard you say coolie she would say "seh indian nuh", lol

[peezhead]

Jamaican tryin' to be a white. That doesn't make since, it can be more like Jamaican acting american,haitian etc. And yeah ur right the true Jamaicans are the indigenous people (Arawaks). The Blacks, East Indians, Orientals, and Europeans of Jamaica are not true Jamaicans.

[Zarabbas]

Ummm...where he says "coolie" he is being redundant because the Coolies were Chinese who were sent from Hong Kong to the colonies for cheap labour and hard work. But then he says there are also Chinese Jamaicans.

[byebyebri]

i would suggest you research what coolie means in the islands. you're right generally coolie referes to any asian indentured servent. but in the carribean it specifically referes to indians.

[locatrinbagonian]

yeah you're right, being trini indians are almost always referred  to as coolie

[IntegrityLivesOn]

LOL!

[buttaluv10]

Um.I don't quite know if I wanna laugh....or be offended by the Black face and dreadlocks. Just confused right now...or maybe I'm crazy too!

[brooklynnewsat6]

He's talking old English that was how whites people talk back then.

[nahblud008]

honkey

[Isleofskye]

As a White Londoner and Englishman one finds this frightfully amusing!:) Terribly good show Old Thing!

Mek I tell u likkle scinting,zimi ya? me a tawk how me waan fi tawk.

Bout clear Hinglish, a wah dat? Me a mek yoo know seh dis ya part a fi me lexicon,seen??

You betta move a guh weh wid ya hung,drarn an quarta

f yu fling stone inna hog pen, di one dat squeal is him it lick..

Big Up to My English Suburban White Boyz:)

[SOFIAgandako]

lol me too, this is great

[bigyout]

AK 47- aim it, squeeze it pon your direction, BLOOD SPLASH! You take rastafarai for transvestite. Push up your mouth now you idiot.

[sexygal1231231231231]

SEEEEEEEEEN DIS IS SOM FUNNY SHIIT

and it truu all dem bbc wate pople can gwan so with dat. HE IS JAMAICAN

[qeymar]

Ok You're Jamaican as u said!

But are you telling us that you don't have background? Of course you do! Let's not lie to each other...If you're Jamaican you still have A white background were ever its...

Just tell me what's you background..

Maybe you was born there or all your family lived there and was born there..

[qeymar]

But at the end of the day the true can't be hidden... Your skin tells your hair colour tells..But ok we believe you As you wished! Good luck Mr White Jamaican>

Btw I don't believe in >>> when people say I was born in UK or anywhere but don't tell their Background.. that's really shame, you should be proud of who you're and where your background is? Have good life for being Jamaican tc

[triniman2408]

what are you talkin bout retard,there are plenty white jamaicans you know.

[qeymar]

Anyway I wasn't excepting anyone to understand this ...

But all I am saying is he can be born in Jamaica or he can be Jamaican as he says, but his blood I am sure there is white blood init no matter what country...

And if he has white blood in him he should at least tell to the people that he is half and half

Then everyone would believe him..

[qeymar]

But I guess he is not proud of being his other half =P

Get that bit? Or?

Hope you did and thanks for the reply

Show me my bad! and I will show you his bad!

Thank you

[sambawomen]

So basically all white Americans should say they are English, irish, Scottish, Italian, Polish, Russian, Swedish, French, etc, etc, etc, and not American? I bet u have no problem with Gisele Bünchen saying she is Brazilian? Or should she say "no I am German" as there are no native white Brazilians? Do u have a problem with a black Jamaicans saying they are Jamaican? If this is the case the Black Jamaicans should say " no I am African"... I presume you have a brain, I advise that you use it...

[Iyebacakes]

your fucking stupid. he is saying that people cant believe he is Jamaican because he is light skinned. people stereotype Jamaicans as dark skinned people. i showed this to my dad, him being a full blood dark skinned Jamaican, and he thought it was funny. i presume you have a brain, i advise you use it...

[sguazzony]

ah ah ah that's really funny ,

great man !!!!

[moyasc]

I don't know how I haven't heard of you before, but I love this!!! I'm a coolie/chiney Jamaican. I'm always asked if I smoke weed..LMAO

[ricjam1]

Yo I just found this. And I love it. Mek di bloodclaawt world know my yute. Every damn smaddy tink mis iz a Puerto Rican. Mi family mix up and blenda yes(nuff culture). But i'm a Bomboclaawt jamaican.

[pippy97]

lol :)

[hooperz06]

bullshit no white boy inna jamaica wot foolish a gwan sir my yout looka like eminem ya ediat lmao

[luvde21]

you ignorant fuk jamaican is not a colour its a nationality

[hooperz06]

lol maybe in a perfect world its a nationality but in a the real world skin colour means every thing not that i agree with it so stfu

[luvde21]

not really money means everythin loool so please do not come stepp to me wid da bullshit right ther an yes jamaica is a nationality not a fukin colour and do not tel me to shut the fuk up please!!!!!!!! you dont you do not kno me like dat

[hooperz06]

i dnt know you like what? i dnt give a flying fuck who you are! just fuck off and dnt comment to me i cant be asked to argue over a joke i made i didnt make it for you to replie to i was just taking the piss.

[Missylisa517]

there is a such thing as white jamaicans. like he said too there are chinese jamaicans too...i should know they're in my family and im part chinese as well. yuh dayum jackass yuh!

[hooperz06]

shut up! idgaf if ur jamaican or alien

[hooperz06]

im sorry but ppl r reli annoyin me on dis video

[samesugar20]

I love this video Its real

[Agent969]

BIG UP MADWHITEJAMAICAN!!! Tell di peeple dem bout dem bomboclaart!! You are yet another example of how this crazy world continues to hammer home it's stupid stereotypes.... TO DI WORLD!!!!.....from a mad black Englishman!

[notorioussballer]

i'm not a white guy tryna be jamaican i'm a jamaican tryna be white ahaha

[chrispehfries]

if if if if if if if if ahh im studdering haa

[Niques28]

bloodkleet!!!.... tell dem yah Blacks... um... i mean whitey HAHA... ratings fi deh video ya

[3starsound]

clown thats some funny shit

[brianmt]

you rock

[0xXstarXx0]

lmao i love this!!!!!!!

[affroman19]

bun jamacia it all bout imdia lol joke

[affroman19]

i dunno y he complainin about man,his accent is 2 sick and man by da way im indian and dude we get picked on more than him for ex.smell like curry.and terreroist ect

[yugoforlife24]

is he for real

[fashionmeetpuppy]

asshole yes my mom is jamaican but of indian chinese and other descent

[ladymojah1]

Hey Rudebwoy Mad Jamaican,

Which part you come from? You sound you a come from uptown. Mek me know wha gwaan, zeen.

Likkle More,

Tammy

[grimthereeper]

This dude is jamaican...In jamaica..there's no such thing as race but class. We don't look at the bullshit like in america. Only savage animals judge people by their skin color. Go throw your self down a flight of stairs you cunt dumpster. One love.

[lovelyteach31]

yes! this is why when i am rich i am moving back to my mother and fathers country JAMAICA!!

[missyleopard]

A-fucking-men.

[ufc95]

ure not jamican ure a white boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lovelyteach31]

go fuck yourself and read a on jamaica you ignorant living in a trailor park asshole MF!

[realIBeliX]

you have good jamaican accent

[lovelyteach31]

it's real dumbass

[KidMurkle]

hilarious. hahaaa.. i nearly wet myself.

[kenluck]

i am a Jamaican, and there is no white are black Jamaicans, we are just Jamaicans. No colour about it.

[Yardman250]

yo dis is a real yard man

[queenvic50]

OMG. This was hilarious and I'm glad you put it the way you do. People not from the islands expect us all to be the same, unfortunatly, we're not. When people ask me where I'm from and I say Antigua, they ask if that's a town in Jamaica and I say no, Ireland. Tey are truely dumbasses. Bumbuclat. lol

[m0bRYa]

omg!!! the blackface was too much!!!! lol!!!!!

[mormonic]

Whites out of Jamaica; Africa is our continent!!!

[Isleofskye]

moronic:If Africa is YOUR Continent why don't you choose to live there?

This should be interesting! lol

[nattyrattyk]

wtf is your problem

[realIBeliX]

didnt you mean whites out of africa? jamaica was whitey colony.

[rk053169]

I LOVE STEREOTYPES - jvc, sony, hitachi, surround sound with HD... dem deh a di best "type of stereo".

[Isleofskye]

My last houseM8 was from Jamaica..The stuttering(for no apparent reason) was there...as was the very same words you used..."if,if,if,if,if"...spot on!

[fobfan17]

LOL THATS MAD FUNNY

[purplepillszx]

You definitely look like Eminem..

You're kinda sexy haha.

[S0uthSideDaRealist]

you're kinda sad...

[purplepillszx]

And you're retarded :)

[sheba031]

fi all di uneducated people,u may not know dis but bob marley's father was a white jamaican wit a english backround,soo...there r white jamaica

[da7nesman]

YOU DE ONE TRUE JAMAICAN

[1pixie]

I had a chinese Jamaican teacher when I was in middle school(in NYC).Btw, you are hilarious:D

[richie2nice]

Yes king.big up you self big mon. im not jamaican but i have yet to meet a jamaican that was 100% african even though jamaica is mostly made of african people. my parents are jamaican, all my ancestors are jamaican but thier ancestotrs are (get this) Irish, cherokee indian, arabian, african, and more i dont know about. keep the video dem coming son. check out mine if u cyan

[dablackterminator]

TRUE JAMAaican stuttering

[MizzTang87]

ima chinijamaican female right here livin in florida

[Ironmadien1]

PEOPLE MAKE ME FUCKIN SICK!!!!! black people are not the only ones living in the carribean!!!!!!!!

[300542222]

yo sooo funnyy makin me laugh de hol time u bumblaqlout

[MszFiney]

wat da hell is a bumblaqlout? dats not even a word, i swear it is bumbaclaut lol

[jamdown2008]

LMFAO. Ye Maaan. It's good to see another Jamaican comrade here. People need to realize that it's not only Black people that live in the Caribbean.

[Sentenceenhancer]

lololololol!!

"yow weh mi light deh??... bumboclaat...."

[omggshorty180]

i love your accent ((((:

[wickywicky29]

I would imagine it's pretty hard being constantly stereotyped. I wouldn't know, but you know in America there are a lot of people who have never left the town they were born in and didn't pay attention in school, and don't know shit about the outside world, and there's no excuse for it. It pisses me off to see some of the racial comments that you get on your videos...I wish the whole world was color blind. Oh yeah, and you're F&^%ing hillarious!!

[sexygal1231231231231]

if if if if if if o shit im studeringXDXD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO IM DYIN DATZ FUNNNNNNNNY an i can tell ur jamaican liek u said it dont matter wah colopur u are BUH DIS IS FUNNY

[plevname]

big up babe ur jamaican there is alot of white people in the ja lol

[MookiSan]

I lol'ed so many times!!! Well you got my vote anyway since a bit of my friends are white AND Jamaican :)

[luved45]

lol nah watch demn nah...lol love when u studder >3

[Keeana94]

Whoaaa!! I'm Jamaican and I say that YOU ARE GOOD AT TALKIN' JAMAICAN!! :D

[Sensi937]

Ummmm thats because he IS JAMAICAN!! LMAO other than listening just to the accent did you actually LISTEN TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH?? LOL

[wadablurtneet2]

str88888888888888888

[xXx13cornholio13xXx]

i dunno...ur accent is still a lil off to me, i can understand most black jamaican people..not u tho?

[yungbrownin]

brap brap n a bam bam...that was too funny yo!

[MszFiney]

my best friends dad talk just like that...lol, and yes he is white...lol

[gaige7]

the fuick is a bumbocloct?

[HotShot28700]

bumboclat dis yah mon a badmon fi kno himm a jamaican...but den again a nuff pussyhole out deh trynna b...becuz we jamaican r the best bodmon fi life

[schpongl3]

dude i love you

[breaathless]

your fine.

[DefWish]

You are seriously the coolest white boy I've seen in my life.

do ya have the word "Conchyjoe" in Jamaica, too? or is it offensive?

[HotShot28700]

becuz deh man clam him a jamican...bloodclat a weh him a gwann wid a pay badmon cum from jamaica...

[craziioxbella]

haha i love this...yeah ppl do sterotype all types of crazy lol u crack me up..but yeah im jamaican as well and my dad is a chiney jamaican haha ppl off bat think he chinese till he open his mouth..it funny the reaction he gets

[piketamer]

great entertainment thnx,, please do some more vids.

[iamtheantichav]

wow it's eminem.

[jhendrix7911]

lmao

[xodusxteen]

Wtf......are you dumb?

[EdotG]

enough respect to you... this is funny man

[disfiguration]

Wtf? the song isnt called 'maybe im crazy', its just "Crazy", if youre going to use a song at least know the name of it, asswipe

[sexyvybe]

not tthat serious, douchebag.

[Blizzle69]

LMBAO! Leave him be!  Unu ignorant rahs unu!

madwhitejamaican, U R DA SHIZZLE!

Thought the texan1 was YOU, till i saw da patios video's

[kestend]

wow you say you hate stereotypes but thats all you seem to portray in this video....what you seem to percieve a Jamaiacan to be like!

[jennaisanatheist]

uhm, he is trying to prove that not all jamaicans have dread locks and smoke weed. duh.

[DaInfamousShotta]

dis boy iz hilarious lol

[OMGWhoCaresNIQUE]

if if if if if.

Lol.

[BOBOSHANTI1]

You original Arawak!!! Haha!!

[scottysbunny812]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa­a!!!!omgodddddd!!!

u r so hilarious!!!!!!!I L Y

[buddhatikkigod]

its not that he's white its his bleach blonde hair cut and styled like the typical wigger eminem generation.

[buddhatikkigod]

you are so damn annoying

[fallynismaddcool]

hey do u get blood clots lol j/p im playing i hate people like cuz im irish they all like u drunk and all this sh1t w/e peace

[OMGWhoCaresNIQUE]

hell ya! go irish =] im irish pretty damn awseome.

[mrskevinjonas1996]

this is so funny!

i hate when ppl are all like

"were is ur dreadlocks?"

"wheres ur weed?"

if anybody else says that 2 me im gunna say GO 2 HELL!

[tubediss]

you jamaican. me wanna see your pumpum! haha

Funny Video dat man. Big ups to twin of twins

[evagreen192]

yo da man look like richie spice wid da dreads

[sundayfranklin]

Funny video

[nckrver]

whats the word your saying

sounds like bomboclad

not sure?

what does it mean?

[cakinw]

bomboclaut-a bad word,an expression used when frightened,surprised,alternati­ve words:rassclaut,pussyclaut,pro­per english:pussy cloth

[missyleopard]

spelt bomboklat actually.

[fuckoffyoufaggot]

whole a unu hush yu backside, Yu digg

[shybry21]

i love this

[skilledknowledge]

Jamaica is predominately black....but theres some white ones....my motha from jamaica...i go all the time and ive seen a few white jamaicans its just like any other country...that has more than one race.

[lileasternkid012]

wen i went 2 jamaica the man at da dolphin place was jamaican nd i seen sum indian jamaicans i'm not sure but i think da person dat owns juicy patties is chinese deres all sorts of jamaicans jus cus he white dont mean he not jamaican yall jus retarted lol! ppl at skool try 2 tell me that weed is legal in jamaiaca but its not BUT!!! sum of the police in jamaica dont care nd even smoke themsleves well let me stop actin like i kno every dam thing so das all i wanted to say well bless madwhiteboy