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  • this man is brilliant!

  • LMFAO

  • You do that too well! ha ha ha! That is really funny!

  • LMAO!!! This is good but I won't be able to do this because I will crack up in front of the judge

  • Lmaoo I wouldn't be able to do this I would just crack up!!

  • credits huh

  • i have uploaded a few vids on the jury system and how to get out of it. In Australia judges are not accountable, juries don't hear all the facts with evidence withheld, there is no search for the truth and the rich get better results because they can afford a better lawyers. If interested have a look at my channel. .... All fact on a disgraceful system.

  • If it's a rape case and you hate rapists, you're biased already. Can't do jury duty if you have a bias.

  • @BowToMySkill Yeah it's fucked, but look around, so is the world!

    I was arrested twice for low range DUI and that's been whiped from my record because it was over ten years ago and your record in Australia only lasts for ten years (for minor stuff, or that's what they say).

    But yeah i've been told because of it i'll NEVER be called for jury duty!!

    How the fuck does that work when judges have been done drink driving and they're still Judges???

    Rest in PEACE Ryan Dunn.......

    Fuck Society.

  • @BowToMySkill Do you have a record for ANYTHING at all???/ over hear you'll never get on a jury if you've ever been arrested.

    and i have twice!!!

  • just say your not a U.S. citizen

  • ROFL

  • just use the peter griffin method "sure is a lot of honkies here" sure to work

  • i cant do this shit id fucking laugh lol

  • I wouldn't suggest anyone trying this because jury duty selection is based upon voter registration and Dep't Of Motor Vehicles. In otherwords, you have to be mentally competent in order to drive. They could yank your license if they think you have a change in health status. Just like seizure disorder or stroke victims are not allowed to drive.

  • just tell the jew judge/lawyers that you hate niggers and jews.

  • I wish someone would become president and get ride of jury duty its the stupidist thing in the world! Or atleast make it so you dont have to go.

  • @JonathanShelton1

    What would you rather be done?

  • An easier way is when they send you the summons and survey form, simply write on the survey form, "If I hear of any suppressed witnesses, testimony, or evidence, I can no longer be objective and will automatically find for the other side." For years, I kept getting jury summons (Random my a**) and after sending that, I was immediately excused and haven't received a jury summons since.

  • @coyoteself Gee, you're a model citizen! Barfffff

  • @lizard944 I can only imagine that you've never been called for Jury Duty as I have been (FIVE times, JERK!). Because if you had you would fully understand exactly that what I'm saying is true. After sitting on one Civil Jury, one criminal and one Grand Jury, I learned first hand that the court system is NOT based on the "Truth," but instead who can manipulate or even corrupt the truth to their advantage. So I have a RIGHT to say that, "If I hear of any suppressed..." Think about it!!

  • @coyoteself . I have been called to jury duty several times and never thought about ways to get out of it. I'm a constitutional conservative. I believe in victims rights, but also the accused. I feel it's better to have ten guilty go free than to have one innocent in jail. If you feel the system is flawed then it is your civic duty to serve and uphold the laws of this country. Instead, you choose to whine and run. Dont be a coward. Cherish your chance to be an honest juror.

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  • @lizard944 ROTFL You been called but, I seriously doubt that you've ever sat on a Jury and had to make a tough choice. No doubt you've watched some court room dramas on TV, but sitting there on a Grand Jury, watching an ADA try to railroad someone (More than a few times), by suppressing witnesses, evidence and testimony is enough for any Juror to simply want to get up & walk out of chambers. As for being a coward, I'm a former Marine and a veteran line firefighter, who has done my time,.JERK!

  • @lizard944 If your intent is to uphold the laws of the country, then I hate to burst your bubble, but serving a jury duty is systematically insignificant. Going to jury duty and saying you were useful in fixing the system is like running up-river and saying you were useful in stopping the flow of the river. Sure, you made a ripple or two, but its nothing compared to the overwhelming current you have no ability to control. Jury duty is a waste of your time, given your intent.

  • tell them you were the victim of the same crime in question

  • Jeeze.. thanks man.. I only have 30 minutes.. But still funny.

  • Actually the government prefers to have idiots as jurors, because they can be more easily manipulated by statist propaganda. The people they try to screen out are the independent thinkers.

  • Tell them that you are a true believer in Anarchy and you will find the defendant not guilty regardless of the amount of evidence.

  • funny but stupid.

    if you are christian you don't believe in judging (sentencing) others, especially not in a system that sends people to jail for life for crimes they didn't commit

  • stupid.

    Just tell them you are racist. Guaranteed exempt from jury duty for the rest of your life.

  • I stared in the corner of the room and counted to 10 to myself before answering any question. Also made them repeat the question a couple times. Lawyers couldn't throw me out fast enough!

  • @pantucci HHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!

  • You're so funny. I Love it!

  • This is Hilarious "I don't think I have a disability" lol

  • that shit was funny as hell i should try that

  • hahaha

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