Professor Scott Steiner Typography

[Eddiebhoy1888]

Can't believe I'm going to ask about this logically... but where does Scott's 25% chance from from?

[reostzombie13]

Thank you. This is done so well. Love Steiner promos So bad they become good.

[TheNotoriousMC2]

The best part is when the numbers literally spelled the word "disaster."

[FreeThinkingGamers]

@TheNotoriousMC2 lol You been listening to too much of Michael Cole and Kings commentary haha

[harlequin75]

I took notes

[markkramedoyle]

Colt Cabana's mother reciting this on AOW 82 is brilliant!

[godlike619]

That is BRILLIANT!

[PizzaDinosaur]

THE MIX

(KURT ANGLE)

[StreetSpirit64]

Holy shit they do spell disaster for Samoa Joe!

[aruiz90]

perce....chances

[NickStukonis]

I love you

[alexjohnsonfat]

Senoir joe is going to be really pissed after hearing what steiner had to say.

[diack8]

troll maths

[Seanatonin]

The numbers don't lie

[spreetify]

incase u didnt notice , those numbers literally spell the word Disaster at the end lmao

[wwetaylor]

thisis fucking awesome

[wesclev83]

This could quite possibly be, the greatest YT vid of all time. I've been on this site pushing on 7 years and nothing has made me laugh so goddamn hard.

[PainkillerM360]

Scott Stiener? HUH!

[SuperWarking]

I think one day when I start practicing medicine, I am for certain going to use this math approach when calculating meds and body weight :)

[alexmackovjak]

hilarious

[NoNoAkimbo]

Greatest promo in wrestling history. And all the purposeful stutters and mispronunciations only add to the drama. he really sucks you into it. See anyone can cut a promo that "makes sense" or "uses correct grammar", but only Scott Steiner can ramble incoherently and make you feel confused and afraid at the same time.

[CarbonNut]

This HAS to be viewed more often.

[HeavyMetalBeliever]

Holy shit Scott Steiner's right!

[luchafan25]

whoa whoa whoa! What just happened?

[Niasboro]

I may have laughed harder on this video than I ever have in my life!!!

[kgthdc2468]

Love it.

[KmILLz]

Best video on youtube.

[TheseColorsdDontRun]

Oh Lordkat. . .

[flightsnhike226]

Albert EinSteiner!

[roughroad93]

@flightsnhike226 lmao :-D

[MrFrankLive]

I wish Steiner was my maths teacher...

[Battenzione]

Imagine that SCSA was in this and he was saying WHAT! the whole time that would be hilarious

[comradebot]

@Battenzione No, no it wouldn't.

[TheLudwigen]

One word comes to mind when i watch this: What?!

[Gogeta5SSJ]

@TheLudwigen i know right!

[ShinMojoJojo]

Yooo, how many takes did this require for him to get right, I wonder. I just can't believe he's a mathematical wizard. Especially when the numbers spelled disaster... that's just too fucking much.

[DontBCynical]

I lost my shit when the numbers spelled disaster HAHAHAHA

[ruger32]

I watch this video when I'm sad, because it makes me laugh!

[MatticusNicholas]

So did he win at Sacrifice?

[Davey9449NEW]

141 Percents for Steiner?

Putin's Honorable Student.

[OjintheSky]

LMAOOOO THIS IS TOO FUNNY

[kyotanahashi]

this is further and more scary proof that Steiner's math is correct

[tonytega]

Dude I figured out how to save tag team wrestling:

Big Poppa Pump and R Truth

AKA The 4 Legged Train Wreck.

Lil Jimmy+Big Poppa= ratings

[GoSens6]

This is the greatest thing ever

[Nemephosis]

This was probably the best promo he's ever given. Unintentionally I am sure, but still. I almost died laughing when I was watching it.

[topdogrob]

This was fucking epic. Best promo ever

[kyuliawan]

sooo did he win?

[cawchampionsleague]

@kyuliawan he did not. "Somoa Joe" won.

[94Lyght]

beynd funny

[Assassinations101]

Its like my intro Statistics class all over again...

[krai999]

KURT AND JOE DISLIKED THIS

[gangstamatchia25]

@krai999 Because Steiner is a genetic freak, you have to times that by 2. That's why there's 4 dislikes.

[PizzaDinosaur]

@krai999 CAUSE KURT ANGLE *KNOWS!*

[DemonKingMMA]

Damn this video deserves an award.

[StairsForever]

Well did he win?

[masamunesword]

@StairsForever : Nope. Samoa Joe beat  him pretty soundly at Sacrifice. So either numbers do lie or someone's math was wrong.

[Icantusemyspacebar]

He needs to watch some more sesame street before he tries math again.

[TheArmoCanadian]

Greatest Video of the year contender.

[drago939393]

Senor Joe?

[MLister97]

If only Maths was always this entertaining

[TheJJStrife]

If only Steiner was my math teacher.

[MrJherpy1]

You know, I always wondered where we got the phrase Steiner Math

[LateTrain27]

This was epic.

[drago939393]

This has got to be one of the best videos ever!

Great job, and, ofc, great work by Steiner!

[BitmobMike]

SENIOR JOE!

[brandonrhodes10]

i love steiner promos they are hilarious



[Furral]

He is amazing at the math part. Even if it is rehearsed! (I'm not saying it is)

[jtzproductions]

The numbers dont lie and they spell DISASTER for you!

[Fido1488]

Steiner should work on a mathematical theorem; I bet it would mind-boggle academia.

[fitzgerald434]

After watching Steiner I passed my math test :)

[joed051]

Amazing.

[TheLeathalweapon14]

i passed my math test after watching this video

[Asushlo]

You know, Scotty was actually planning on becoming a teacher before he turned into Big Poppa Pump.

[Moredread25]

Every single time I watch this I can't belive that a man made this brilliant statement without planning every single sylable. Make Steiner the head writer TNA!

[GrandMasterPikachu]

My mind is full of fuck after watching this. That was just genius. Bet in his locker room he created infinite energy already.

[jtzproductions]

@GrandMasterPikachu HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[godzillaisking]

somehow, all of this makes sense.

[GrandExiledMagnum]

Would that just mean he has 1/6th of a chance for winning?

[RustySacks]

He didn't say SENOR he said SEE, MCJOE! He call him McJoe like McDonalds because...well HE'S FAT!

[AKImeru]

SEÑOR JOE

[DGENERATIONEXUS]

Did I just learn something?

[JerFhilm]

You try beat me your number drastic go down.

[penguinpop8]

I'M HUNGRY!

[seankinsellasean]

Scott Steiner should be a meme

[onlytaker]

141.66% chance and he lost!!

[RustySacks]

I think he calls him McJoe like McDonalds now Senior Joe!

[gigadeathlord]

Scott Steiner would be an awesome Maths teacher.

"HUH you better listen to me cos you won't get any sympy from me, cos at the end of this lesson you will be pulling equations outta ya FAT ASSES!!

[RustySacks]

this is godly

[theamericanbush123]

S'moa Joe Will lose at Sac-ifice! 171545732 ftw!

[Das654]

Okay, the numbers are correct, but the reasoning is so incredibly flawed. But it's funny!

[Crack3044]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[martinithechobit]

the 1 thumbs down is from a guy that failed at math/calculus

[newagepun]

Shit, this is all too advanced. He's gotta dumb it down one more time for filthy white trash like me to understand.

[martinithechobit]

BIG POPPA PUMP SCOTT STEINER IS GOING TO HELP ME PASS MY CALCULUS T HIS YEAR

[Evan3682]

I wanna see Steiner cut promos like this every week :D

[anacondastrike128]

The numbers don't lie... and they spell DISASTER for you!!! xD

[cloudrookie]

I love "66 and two thirds cha... percents!"

the typography matched it perfectly, brava

[amindlessidiot]

Brilliant.

[Metal1998]

SENIOR JOE



[SMAXZO]

@Metal1998 I thought he said you see McJoe.

[DemonKingMMA]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[milllionaiire]

holy crap this is fukin awesome!

[07azunyan]

EinSTEINER!

[PhenomReloaded08]

Oh my Fucking God this was epic I laughed so hard I cried.

[emurami]

Wow...just wow....

[Jext77]

I'm with the audience here, this is the best video out there. Steiner and his math is unmatched. It was ridiculous how fast he was firing off those numbers with perfect accuracy. The man has the most hilarious promos and unmatched at math, all hail Professor Scott Steiner.

[Vlash]

LOLOL!

This video had me laughing so much! Thank you for making this!

I love how the text would get deleted whenever he messed up XD

[Corvus887]

When the numbers spelled out 'disaster' I almost pissed myself laughing.

[oooo0oooo0oooo]

I have no idea what the fuck this was about but it sure as fuck was hilarious

[whammaster]

the scary thing about this is, that he was right up to the end, where he should of averaged out the percentage. (about 71%)

[sygilber]

I love at 0:54 Steiner says "66 2/3 chance" then goes back and corrects himself to "percent" and so does the typography lol

[cawchampionsleague]

so... hes got a 141 2/3% chance of winning, correct?

[Fuccyootoo]

Senior Joe lololol

[DanBruett82]

Fuckin Senior Joe hahaha

[blackheart3188]

LOL omg professor scott steiner. he's my dad

[xSimplyPriceless]

my brain hurts right now.

[theoutlawstave]

best video EVER!!!!

[Damolisher]

Hey, I don't know where all this assumption Steiner couldn't do math comes from. After all, he comes from a highly educated university, and he whenever he has to come out and speak to these white trash, he has to dumb himself down!

[SamuraiFoochs]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[cantknockrob]

hahahahaha WAR STEINER

[Christian28Star]

This is probably the best video on YouTube.

[ThrillMeNowTV]

Oh my, I have watched this promo a thousand times, but I couldn't stop laughing watching this video -> great job!

[qmh1992]

Senior Joe?

[wkukicksbutt]

LOL

[jackcoltman]

loved the 'disaster' at the end.

[xTheJuLio]

im actually surprised at that he didnt mess that up horribly like he does everything else

[Br3ndiz]

coz this vid is green, and it's-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesommm

[NewKira16]

@Br3ndiz "That's a very intersting color he used. Green." - CM Punk

[thys1983]

This is just awesome!

[Drager85]

it's great!

[digitalbots]

this video is the greatest what app did you use to make it?

[Ajguy711]

@digitalbots It was all done in Adobe After Effects. Glad you like it.

[digitalbots]

@Ajguy711

I loved this segment when it came on Botchmania but you made it like 33 1/3x better

[SystemFan20]

Steiner should be a math teacher

[LoneshotHero]

Lmao!

[TriggerheartExcelica]

According to Wikipedia, his 141.67% odds of winning didn't add up to squat.

[GerpieLPs]

@TriggerheartExcelica they did in the long run when Joe got kidnapped by Ninjas.

[yassercito]

LOL I DIED

[whammaster]

wow this is so creative, faved it, loved it, thumbed it =D

[evrbody]

McJoe!

[kpoz12]

I honestly cant believe how good he is at Math- he was fuckin' firing off the correct numbers instantly.

[FMWCelt]

@kpoz12 In his own words, he comes from a "highly educated university"

[kickstandpaul]

@kpoz12 I am too un-educated to figure out if this is true or not.

[CombatSportFan]

@kpoz12 Well he had to be good at SOMETHING and he sure as hell didn't major in Language Arts or Public Speaking.

[evrbody]

@kpoz12 He comes from a highly-educated university.

[iniche]

@kpoz12 Too bad his logic contradicts nearly all real probability principles. The only part he got right was the addition/subtraction and memorizing the percent numbers.

[Sheaman78]

Wow this is hilarious

[newfiebangaa]

For a guy who is totally random on the mic, least he does math on the fly. But can he do a promo with long division involved? ;)

[TableofJapan]

This video is genius. Could you do more for other Steiner promos?

[crackajackcw]

I think Joe's chances are actually worse since HE'S FAAAT!!!

[HCErik]

That Oddly kinda made sense!

[Protassium]

Ya' know they say all are are created AYQUAL.

[AISTYLES]

LOL!!! Thanks for the video!

[nicandro90]

LOL it was really fun XD

[runebeo]

The numbers don't lie lol lol

[Moredread25]

Thank you for doing this work. The other one that you should do is that fat asses one - I think his brother Rick's promo is just as amazing as Scott's.

[Marcell2aG]

LMFAO wonderful

[Ajguy711]

@Marcell2aG Thanks!