It's Jordan! Shooting Stars - BBC comedy

[curbdancer2002]

she might have an amazing rack & I'd love to fuck her, but she is such a scab & a leach it's unreal

[emtrem100]

God she's dull. Appalling woman.

[Nogli]

If you don't want people to talk about your boobs, don't make them huge, let everyone see them and build your entire career them.

[FretLegendSmithy]

johnny vegas's line was quality. witty as fuck

[tattoodfreeek]

She's so fucking rank!!!! Jordan that is

[daisyroots]

British Television is playing to the lowest common denominator indeed....

[neilo86]

I love how even Will Self wanted to talk about her tits.

[spidermandem]

"i talk to me mates about ya arse and fanny" haaaaaaa



[nakedfrog]

she is such a chav

[arabellasp2]

What a wretchedly vile ‘plastic’ bimbo whore with grossly oversized and now totally deformed breasts! It’s disgusting dirty common white trash parasites like this that give English women a bad name. Are there no depths this creature will sink to? Apparently this repulsive slag is now prostituting herself yet again this time with her bastard (does not know who the father is as was drugged/drunk!) spastic/retarded half breed child for a sympathy vote!

[harryvonlipwig]

@arabellasp2 this rant says more about you than anything else mate, what a vile outpouring.

[Diazreta]

''I got my eye on you'' ROFL

[StarryVision]

She could of dressed a bit smarter for a start...

[The1990Doctor]

is johnny vegas pissed?

[SD171]

@The1990Doctor Johnny Vegas is always pissed.

[lukaluei]

Uh...  Who the hell is Jordan? lol

[HisEmptyHouse]

@lukaluei Exactly.

[dilwich123]

Why do woman have boob jobs then say to everybody 'stop looking at my boobs' it makes no sense.

[marktheblue]

untalented and everything thats wrong with society,how ne 1 like jordan is famous is beyond me

[generouspeasant]

Jordan stinks of spunk and isn't even as good looking as some of the slags in toon.

[TheShayza]

could anybody tell me the series and episode for this? I really want to see Jordan get ridiculed

[christiansoldier3434]

@TheShayza

watch?v=6sJBGFpZNEM

[FaxanaduJohn]

"Who is the rudest celebrity you’ve met?"

Jordan, by a long way. She was on Shooting Stars years ago. I don’t need to explain what she was like as we’re all aware of her obnoxious character. She said: ‘Don’t mention my t**s.’ So I presented her with a succession of gifts including a pair of door knockers and some jugs but I never mentioned her t**s.

-Vic Reeves

[ShredderBenjamin]

She seriously thinks the world loves her... Week after week more attractive women than her take Vic's advances with a lot more class!!

[Spudeh10]

'Now Jordan, I would describe you bosoms as colossal.'

xD

[toddster87]

wow for once Jordan was speechless! She should be on this show all the time.

[jacktalbot]

Jordons smile makes me sick

[Tonymount]

My ideal job would be to get paid for punching her in the face, every hour on the hour :-)

[geeziz53]

jordan is i geckin half wit

[captainsurfa]

Look at her fucking nose. Tramp.

[lion627]

british ppl r so not funny

[yaxxee]

@lion627 Don't worry, it's because you don't quite get it. Stick to your fart jokes and one-liners.

[KarenTriggx]

@lion627 what u on about back in its day this was one the best day time comedy pannels. unlike american humour its soooo dry

[lilacbird]

@lion627 You're simply not intelligent enough to understand this sophisticated standard of humour.

..8D

[WaldronicTomotron]

Y'know, Matt Lucas took inspiration for his Little Britain characters from Shooting Stars (Marjarie Dawes, Andy - Peanuts) and just look at Jordan, does she not look similar to a certain someone? Yes but no.

[CelticReject]

Jordan / Urika

Both media whores

[FranBMan]

@CelticReject Hey, Ulrika's alright! At least she's funny!

[richj683]

I feel like I'm repeating myself over and over again, just because a woman has massive tits does not automatically make her attractive. Jordan is a minger, a horrible person and her tits are actually ugly.

[TheMrmi22]

woman with least spirit ,intelligence or sence of humor l've seen on tv screen!

[cityfan1997]

i would describe your boobs as collosul

[hippylegs]

Vic reeves IS the sort of person who would come out with that first thing.

[wizardofloz]

no need to point the finger katie, calm down!

[ItsBiwiPwice]

Chav

[BobdaLobsta]

What the hell is Katie wearing??

[Novocainea07]

I love mortimers schoolboy laugh after Vic mentions bossoms!!

[Truthguy2121]

Jordan is arrogant and just has no sense of humour at all.Worst of all the guests to ever grace show,throughout this episode she was pretty much grumpy and hated being involved.Even Larry Hagmen took the show with great humor despite being completley baffled by the antics of Vic and Bob.

[LimeBugLove]

@Truthguy2121 The truth; you speak it.

[thomsonfly645k]

what does bob say before he said which one would you get done

[CliveFromEngland]

@thomsonfly645k

he asks "would you ever have a boob job Ulrika?"

[fastmclaren71]

Jordan the plastic tart.

[tashpish]

@JONNOG88 settle down spaz.

[mistaben2k]

She's a complete horror!

[mickryan86]

jordans just a pure bread skank on here like, top chaving

[13WillSullivan]

'Jordan, I would describe your bosom's as collosal'

[zygonsftw]

She could do with a hair wash

[curbdancer2002]

@IndustrialRocker still shag her

[owlsfan2000]

bet she reeks of fish!

[MickeyLove01]

she has had them lifted now, she had a full service

[14houghton91]

id like to have mine lifted, here ya go haha genius

[Gellis2009]

clueless... i have never seen a more clueless person in my life.

[xxbela08]

i don't get why people hate her so much?

[domparis1978]

Ulrika's boobs are like spaniel's ears!

[domparis1978]

0:56 - Love how the intelligent Will Self chips in with 'No!' right there... :-)

And why didn't she kiss Vic, he's a sexy lad really.

[Gellis2009]

jordan has got nothing on ulrekAKAKAKAKA

[technomastertrance]

how can i describe her ? mmmmmmmmm, bitch ?

[charleychick989]

ironic sexism gone sexist

[gratex]

@charleychick989

negative. it didn't go sexist it went realist. no sympathy for jordan, none.

[darrowby1972]

She is just so out of depth there! Wonderfull stuff!

[florencelovme]

She's very pretty -_-

well she used to be anyway.

these days she looks like a tranny which is very upsetting because she was a natural beauty *sigh*

[pudnanewell]

@florencelovme  i totally agree!

[cloudbuster66]

haha id show my tits if i got paid ,my wife would laff my kids would take the piss but eh id be rich haha

[richj683]

How can anybody possibly like Jordan? She is unpleasant, ugly, fake, untalented, fame hungry and doesn't do anything

[lordlexington89]

But she's a role model to all the young girls out there.............

Yeah, bad times......

[iouakick]

yeah shes a major swamp donkey

[Coerlin]

Everything richj683 said. I can't stand the bitch, she's not even remotely pleasant on this show.

[MegaHazzer123]

@richj683 and she is generally a real bitch to be around aparently

[tomflaherty]

@richj683 Because her tits are colossal!

[richj683]

@tomflaherty that doesn't mean she's attractive. Natural are far better.

[tomflaherty]

@richj683 Well it's all opinion - you can't say "natural are far better" because some people prefer fake to natural. Some people I'm sure would say she's attractive.

[Sw33tTr33ts]

@richj683

she was made in china >o<

[LimeBugLove]

@richj683 THANK GOD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REALISES THIS! WHY does ANYONE care about HER? Jesus tap dancing christ, WHY are people so fucking STUPID?!

[tehsuperpotato]

@richj683 to be fair, I imagine should do everything.

[tehsuperpotato]

@richj683 to be fair, I imagine she'd do everything.

[richj683]

@tehsuperpotato maybe so but she's still vile.

[ben947]

@richj683 hint: the chest region

[richj683]

@ben947 just because a woman has big fake tits, does NOT mean she is attractive.

[ben947]

@richj683

no, but it's the only reaosn shes famous

[Sw33tTr33ts]

@richj683 she was practically made in china! XD

[Midnightninja123]

@richj683 1 word, tits

[richj683]

@Midnightninja123 Just because she has big tits does not mean she is attractive!

[jacklockhartlockhart]

@richj683 nobody actually likes jordan...just her tits were once quite impressive...these days they are just old news so she has nothing going for her

[smilingemovlogs]

@richj683 just like my old goldfish

[jjjonse]

@richj683 then why are you watching her!

[richj683]

@jjjonse because I was watching Shooting Stars which I am a big fan of. Stupid.

[jjjonse]

@richj683 still- why are you watching HER!!!? it says "it´s Jordan" IGNORANT!!

[tearlach45]

I dont like Jordan, but i would still ride the arse off her.

Lovin Vics chelsea boots

[TheGRH1994]

@richj683 One word. Tits.

[97channel]

...Yes. Yes it is. Yes it is very boring talking about your tits. See this bored expression on my face? That's a clue as to how thouroughly bored I am talking about your tits. *yawn*

[YaMumYaNanYaGran]

Chav

[TherymasterWidnes]

SLAG

[teamcrumb]

Don't be so vile.

[Soundfrequency]

People like Jordan do that sort of thing to themselves because they're insecure, if anything insults will only exacerbate their condition

[ghostdeini]

great shout

[HamHatter]

Totally agree.

[gitbox100]

I came on here especially to watch Jordan's sparkling wit and repartee. What rotters.

[mellowNdark]

you missed out SLUT and SLAG

[YerRighto]

Isn't it boring to just BE FAMOUS for your bosoms, Jordan?

[sausagedogmcgee]

I wish one of them had actually said that. The would would be a marginally better place if they had.

[bunty1986]

@YerRighto everyone slags her off...and i agree with everythin ppl say cuz shes a disaster lol. but...people slag her off thinkin they hav the last laugh...but everything she is at the moment is what has made her a multi millionaire, so isnt SHE really havin the last laugh?? she might kno she's all of the these ppl hav called her, but she probably plays on them characteristics to boost the 'Jordan' profile....she's not that stupid if shes got this far just by showing her tits in the paper

[sexypiratedisco]

she's still a bitch.

[silvershields]

the world takes patrick swayze and stephen gatley away but leaves jordan,.....WHY GOD WHY!

[silvershields]

if you are blind or peter andre miss plastic fantatsic needs elminated

REAL women like scarlett johannson is beautiful

[TheMansell1]

Big Fake Tits = Good

[tryingmybest25]

@silvershields Well I've never fancied or masterbated over Swayze or Gateley so I have to say, i dont agree! Are you Gay?

[JoeNumberwang]

@tryingmybest25 Who knows, but at least he has taste

[jdofb]

@silvershields yeah patrick swayze and stephen gatley what a fucking loss i dont think

[SilentBombr]

@jdofb harsh

[QuantumProphet]

@silvershields Patrick swayze could not have gotten more sexy dancer, jordan in the other hand has ALL the potential to go and become more human,....she has got to start by shredding some silicon :D

[Shane21111990]

@silvershields patrick and jordan should switch places. gatley can stay dead

[FulchesterUnited]

@silvershields I can think of two reasons....

[smilingemovlogs]

@silvershields and lennon! they ook lennon

[silvershields]

@smilingemovlogs lennon who?

[smilingemovlogs]

@silvershields john lennon.

[Widmerpool99]

Sorry, if you don't talk about her big fake tits, what else is there to discuss. Squalid, vapid, stupid woman. She makes me want to vomit.

[Jonnybanks90]

Ugh she is just the worst kind of person. Just awful.

[watkinscopicat]

well saved vic!

[ambii1992]

does anyone have the video where some man falls off the treadmill...i cant remember who it is

[chgregg]

Its Leo Sayer. Funny as!

[ErrrrrrRia]

It's a shame she didnt loosen up a bit. But ah well i suppos some people just don't get it

[danieljamesmead]

Its ironic considering she's a loose slag.

[a280281]

uuurgggg jordan

[danpanb05]

She is bereft of charisma and lacks the ability to interact on a show such as this. She favours the opportunity to tell us all her hard luck stories!!!

[MrsLovett112]

Gah! Does she have to be so wooden? If you're on a programme like that, you give him a quick peck or laugh harder at him. You don't just stick your finger up- IT'S A COMEDY PROGRAMME!!!!

[NeoCon2K7]

What an insufferable whore. Nothing to do with the divorce, can't stand Peter Andre either, just wish these z-list celebrities would either achieve something plaudable or fuck off.

[rory88888]

spot on and why dint u she just kiss him its a comedy programme she should go back to the council flat she came from

[NeoCon2K7]

I dunno, he was obviously just messin' about. God knows Vic Reeves is too smart to wanna kiss the 90% silicon whore. He's playing the geeky dufus trying to impress the pretty lady and still she managed to make herself look like a moody, self obsessed bitch.

[BlasphemeDaily]

Urgh. Its a comedy show Jordan, play along. When she stuck her middle finger up at him just about summed her up, common and crap.

[fabios66]

Jordan never knew it was a joke, and thought it's just another man trying it on, hence the finger gesture, but then again, she could have politely said, no thank you. but the poor girl( is) wearing a pink tracksuit with matching headgear..

[lilacbird]

Is Jordan really so arrogant that she is incapable of taking a joke? Other guests get mocked and they just laugh along because they can see the funny side...

I mean, for goodness sake! Sitting in that seat is just plain ASKING for it.

[dysonlaz]

Loving you is easy cause your boobs are new!

[everybodysgreen]

what a slag

[aliasthc]

Google "Shooting Stars Petition" and sign it,

to bring Shooting Stars to DVD!

[richcolour]

No need. Save that language for your playground.

[nscliam]

She was born here... so you kinda can't.

[Andy0against0WW3]

i dont care if she was born here or born in hell which would b more realistic considering she is as evil as the devil. Who uses something like rape 2 gain the public spotlight I cannot fuckin stand this woman.

[bradles124]

i don't know why but the way wil self said no made me piss myself. Very funny show and im so glad it came back

[YellingInMyEar]

"We've got a fork lift out the back" ha!

[gullivera]

She just seems so incapable of laughing at herself.

Compare her to Ulrika for example, when you think of the piss-taking she has recieved over the years, she's still there, and she comes across as such a good sport.

[GazTick07]

jordans a right common bitch

[1blondietuco1]

queen of the chavs

[ISmellPussyClan]

lol forklift

[Ballz070]

Jordan. Attitude on that bitch and her claim to so called fame? She got her tits out. Id like to pick up a paper and not see you on page one thanks love, Im not interested.

[Perrykillsfrogs]

so fucking good. the best of stupid british humour. wheres will self gone :( he was was grumpy and clever and just hated everyone cos his brain was soo big, hehe

[Samanthakins]

poguey wotever ur name is..yeh im realy ugly two heads and every thing....jordans hotter than me boo hoo!!

[siouxzanne84]

do people only watch this video just to leave a bitchy comment about jordan? why is it so rewarding for some people to have so much hatred for someone they dont fucking know?

if people didnt actually give a shit about her then SHE MIGHT GO AWAY! think about it

[weetabixHEED2009]

it's the internet, what do you expect.... the net was invented so we can chat shit to each other lol..............

JORDAN GET YA TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!!!!

[MadFrankie2007]

oh look a slut

[delathsaigh]

jordan has a cool scumbag track suit, i reckon she's a natural born genius

[PogueMahoneCoG]

samanthakins......fuck off!!!!!!!!! i bet you are a really ugly person. get a life

[JohnnyKubark]

PogueMahoneCoG, why are you sticking up for Jordon? She´s an ugly slag.

[Samanthakins]

what an ugly orange faced blonde slapper!!!

[MrBubbles2K9]

"Now Jordan, I would describe your bossoms as collossal"

LMFAO

[christbomb]

jordans a mong

[Aceofbucketandspades]

lol she can't respond to people who are more intelligent. Instead of giving comedy to us (where most girlies would have given Rick Reeves a quick peck) she gives the finger. Strange, because usually she takes the finger. Personally, i'd take Ulrika over Jordan anyday ;D

[hackser141]

Rick Reeves?