"Peyton Manning" Answers Dave's Questions

[shootbinary]

Terrible "acting". Can't even deliver lines competently...

[HomelessGuyAtBestBuy]

wow letterman sucks, boooooooooooo!

[MLGxWiingman]

wow peyton would deff beat that guys ass

[CaptainBeerman1098]

Haha, saints lost to the sea hawks. Get the fuck off the bandwagon you douche bag saints fans. They suck ass once again!

[HUGExMUSLIM]

wack

[jasada09]

manning is the best and i would much rather hang with him for a day then brady.

[krazykilla1489]

im a PATS and brady FAN 4 LIFE but manning DOES NOT SUCK HE PUT UP 4,000 YARDS EVERY YEAR IN HIS CAREER BESIDES 2 YEARS COME ON NOW AND THATS 13 YEARS 11 OF THEM WITH ATLEASE 4,000 PASSIN YARDS MANNING DONT SUCK

[MrBenIPresume]

i love peyton but this commercial is fucking hilarious

[repwin]

I love how the women who wrote in is from Scranton PA, does she work for dunder mifflin

[BartlettRaiders1]

lol me netheir

[IndestructibleDV]

This damn advertisement won't play so i cant watch the damn thing

[joshanth]

@IndestructibleDV turn the blocker off.. thats what i did.

[Dieselfeel]

@jesseVenturanotaSeal @RunnersAHHHHHH what the fuck

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@Dieselfeel He liked to play soldier on the internet. Real life, not so much.

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@jesseVenturanotaSeaI dude if you need a gun ill give you one groupie old man...creepy how much your on my nuts...first jesse and then me lol

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@Dieselfeel hes trying to get a rise out of me and thinks that calling me fake will make me look bad when everybody knows hes the fake...hes a fool and me along with SEVERAL other people will tell you hes a fraud not me...hes a groupie old man who tries to reflect his fake peacekeeping tours outwardly so that hes doesnt look like such a dirty little peasant...I told him to himself but hes not even good at that...geez his life must suck

[Sinai34]

Rich Gannon is todays Peyton Manning

[ki11amanjar007]

peytons the smartest QB ever to grace the field 

[RayWilliamJohansen]

joe montana is the best qb ever

but i like peyton

[JUNIOR6289]

lol the pill commercial lmao

[football7259]

peyton manning the rawest qb idiot

[RobertDidszuhn]

@football7259 yeah an idiot that won 3 M.V.P awards yeah such an idiot yeah 3 more the Drew Brees will ever win yeah....

[koss41]

@RobertDidszuhn actually he won 4 MVPS.... haha

[gruhonjic]

the way i see it, if youre in the nfl, you obviously dont suck...

[YekUnit]

see thats how smart manning is he makes money without having to get on the fuckin field and win a game... 50 grand from a commercial

[Prownis]

that was dumb

[TheYlime96]

two words:NOT FUNNY!

[puplover1997]

dont make fun of peyton manning

[coolhanddean]

@puplover1997 why not?

[pegcage]

@puplover1997 Peyton made fun of himself on Saturday Night Live! He let them call him a choker in a skit! And he played right along with the whole thing -- brilliantly, I might add.

[charger619c]

@pegcage get off his nuts, cunt

[tywonellington]

The Letterman show is pretty awful.

[curryboy7]

David Letterman is not funny, i cant stand him

[82KAKAROT]

that was funny lol

[icantthinkofaname335]

hahahahahahahaha nice! thats so true to!

[Bashwuan]

not fucking funny.

[TheBlackConscience]

@ CuzImSOOOCool I feel good thanks for asking

[MRjPage03]

Check out my Peyton "satan" manning superbowl Comedy!

[NYYarod132]

gayest video on youtube.

[TheBlackConscience]

@ JUNIOR6289 buddy based on the odds given id say you're the one dreaming lol

[basicallydavid]

Lame

[TheBlackConscience]

peyton's going to crush the saints D

[JUNIOR6289]

hahaha its ok to dream buddy

[akabuki100]

@TheBlackConscience ....ahahahahhaaaaaaa

[lukersrocks]

@TheBlackConscience really?

[vc99vc99]

@TheBlackConscience yeah sure did happen SAINTS RULE

[panthersfan1997]

@TheBlackConscience Yep..sure looks like he did ;D

[kingrivers61]

@TheBlackConscience hah, funny...........

[ElCuloChulo]

@TheBlackConscience

LMFAO!!!! XD

INT returned for a TOUCHDOWN!

Well, at least he can say he threw a touchdown...it just went the wrong way.

Oops! XD

[lauralam1]

WHO DAT gonna make Peyton's head hurt? Geaux Saints!

[Paradox830]

when that happens i take Excedrin LMFAO!!!!!!

[gene8942]

Marsvilta, he has one older brother..Cooper, there is no way that guy is his brother that old man is older then Archie. WTF are you thinking?

[saints252312]

Geaux Saints!!!! Who Dat? 31-14 will be the final score. Geaux Saints!!!!!! Who dat say they gonna beat them saints!!!!!!!!

[jizzames123]

colts say dey gunna beat dem saints!!

saints dont want no problem!!

[twister444]

LOL Who dat It's spelled Manning.. Peyton Manning #18 in your program...lol

[gunitbballer23]

peyton has grey hair?

[kevinFTW504]

hell no

[Marsvilta]

is that really peyton manning?

[ceskefotbal]

@Marsvilta no

[Marsvilta]

really?! omg i thought it was him. NOT faggot

[robert2bfootball]

@Marsvilta - R....U....FUCKING....KIDDING ME?

[Marsvilta]

naw dude im 100%. is that not him i am SERIOUSLY . team alea hun,

[Marsvilta]

dude well maybe its not HIM but that has to be his older brother or his dad or something. that looks SOOOO much like peyton manning.

[Videofreak518]

DUMBEST THING I HEARD IN MY LIFE!

[The1patsea]

what a fake peyton manning

[Daaraider]

The best quarter back ever!

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Vote for him on Pollunity

[hindview]

letterman is a jew pew!

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

whoever said peyton manning sucks clearly has never even watched football....hes shattering every single record in the books....he controls the entire game by himself...im from indianapolis and this guy has done so much for this city...im happy were seeing such a good qb in our time

[shaochiavang]

peyton manning is pretty good

[Dieselfeel]

@RunnersAHHHHHH umm Brett Favre?

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@Dieselfeel umm no???

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@RunnersAHHHHHH Funny how this comment stayed up.

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@RunnersAHHHHHH LOL!

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@jesseVenturanotaSeaI what is funny about that...that one of your cult following fucked with my comments on that video...yeah that would be funny to you fairy boy!!!

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

LOL, RunnersAHHHHHH...another phony Marine gets outed... That's several troofer melt downs in just a few days. :-D

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@jesseVenturanotaSeaI youll see my video I post and see how "fake" of a marine I am...then youll eat your words and ill never hear from you again...now go hang yourself and stop being an old man groupie its fuckin scary

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@RunnersAHHHHHH Have fun finding some cellphone video from a real Marine that you can post, kiddo. It's done though. You were outed and you removed all the comments you posted that incriminated yourself.

Want to know what I like most about troofers? You are so fucking arrogant to begin with. The rest of us are just "sheeple" who need to "wake up", and on and on and on and you never shut the fuck up about it..

Makes it sweet when you finally implode.

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@jesseVenturanotaSeaI NO ill post a real video....and ill say your name in it and ill give you the bird and show you around base....then youll shut your stalkerish groupie mouth...yeah I removed all the videos including the ones that had nothing to do with you bc that would make sense....i never imploded...you did and thats why everybody else says you have also....now shed a tear and put that gun to your head like I told you to fairy...and stop being a groupie once again its scary

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@RunnersAHHHHHH Shake your fist harder boy! Best get down to that recruiting office early if you want to be making any base videos any time soon. Be sure to bring up your conspiracy theories in boot.

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@jesseVenturanotaSeaI many many marines are laughing at you...look guys the old groupie is upset!!!! Goodbye...PULL THE TRIGGER....

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

@RunnersAHHHHHH LOL; zitty little lying poser... Marines know about honor. You are just a little liar. Have fun at boot kiddo:

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!"

:-D

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@jesseVenturanotaSeaI AHHHHH I got a creepy old man stalking me ahhhhhhh

[amplization]

@RunnersAHHHHHH agreed

[zgamer200]

@RunnersAHHHHHH too bad you've only seen one ring get on manning's finger.

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@zgamer200 yeah only one ring...that must mean he sucks

[zgamer200]

@RunnersAHHHHHH hey, i never said he sux. just saying he's a choker.

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@zgamer200 his receivers and defence could be put in the same category...but bc hes the qb he takes all the flak...you can call him a choker but thats not a statistic and Im sure the 35 records he has broken will overshadow any opinion like that when he retires

[zgamer200]

@RunnersAHHHHHH im not daying they wont. but he will be remmebered as one of those guys who was perhaps a bit overhyped for winning 1 ring. think of it like this. lebron james gets so much hype, and people think that if he only wins 1 ring, then he didnt do enough and was over-hyped. that may, MAY, happen to manning.

[Dahead2head514]

@RunnersAHHHHHH exactly. you take peyton out, and the colts are a 4 win team.

[gmatsue84]

@Dahead2head514

Don't fool yourself, if you take brees out the sainst are a 4 win team, if you take brady out patriots are a 4 win team, if you take rodgers out the packers are a 4 win team.

And i really wouldn't like a QB that has more records than titles, but whatever

[gmatsue84]

@RunnersAHHHHHH

He proved this year that he doesn't control the whole game, i'm not sayng he suck's, but here's a good question: Records or titles?

[RunnersAHHHHHH]

@gmatsue84 Neither...I dont think he needs to win another ring or break another record to prove anything...but as I said before dont compare him to any other qb...brady has always had a great all around team...the colts have never had a perfect team...

[gmatsue84]

@RunnersAHHHHHH

I have to disagree.

Brady had a solid defense, but this year he has the 27th defense. Brady's best receiver was moss, but if we forget him we have branch, welker, brown, patton, tate, edelman, givens, woodhead. ALL OF THEM are no-name receivers, and when branch left NE he did nothing...

Manning had harrison, wayne and clark for a decade, and a good defense, but if they don't have a good D blame manning. Instead of drafting a good D player they used 1st round for WRs and RBs

[gmatsue84]

@RunnersAHHHHHH

In 2000 (i think) when they needed someone in the defense manning asked about reggie, in 07 they drafted gonzalez, in 03 clark, in 08 (?) addai, in 09 brown.

Nice job manning/colts

[forzajuve519]

calm the fuck down ppl he does this kinda thing all the time...ie having a ridiculously fat guy ride his bike through the studio in a yellow jersey posing as lance armstrong (which was hilarious)

hes not insulting peton

[reggiewayne8712]

nice spelling of peyton buddy

[forzajuve519]

gtfo

[masler25]

OMFG ppl chill out I'm a colts fan myself. But this is kinda funny its not like hes making fun of Manning's career in the NFL

[6xHxAxRxDxYx9]

fuck him.. he could never do what manning acchieved ever!!!!!!!! and he wouldnt even make it on a middle school team... old prick.

[29gazzilion]

conan could've gotten the real peyton

[CopperheadViper]

its because everyone thinks dave is a D-bag

[griffonstink]

letterman is the gayest

[bpaschall30]

yes yes peyton manning sucks so horribly. thats why he's won a super bowl and has 3 mvp awards. yes yes bc he sucks.

[privatepart]

@bpaschall30 Nah he's just a choke...In the playoffs.

[bpaschall30]

@privatepart putting it solely on him that the colts have failed in the playoffs is just ignorant. he accepts the praise he gets when he does well but in a modest manner because he still knows there are still many more parts to the team than just him.

[yourface1812]

@bpaschall30

Brady's better!!!

[thewitness2012]

@bpaschall30 make it 4 lol

[KingOfRock8887]

@bpaschall30

yup and he chocked at the last one 

[BiggestOfDaddies]

@KingOfRock8887 So? How many superbowls have you played in? Jackass.

[KingOfRock8887]

@BiggestOfDaddies

And how many you played in????/ Moron

[BiggestOfDaddies]

@KingOfRock8887 lmao....nice comeback twit. But I'm not the one making stupid criticisms about the best QB in football's performance in one game, as if that will define his legacy somehow. Moron.

[JDev82]

@bpaschall30 its actually 4

[foofightersfan94]

@bpaschall30 nah man i actually hav to disagree with u on something, 4 MVP awards heading for a 5th and Quarterback of the decade if nto one of the best of the century or generation

[DKSFG]

@foofightersfan94  tht would be one of the most correct and accurate comments ive seen

[JustinPayton]

@bpaschall30

4 now. :)

[Chillyrocks13]

@bpaschall30 four now

[xxkayxx32]

@bpaschall30 make that 4 mvps:)

[jeepsteve]

Letterman fucking sucks. He should be taken off the air.  What a fucking faggot...

[cubschi2209]

RecklessDisaster ur a sick asshole who needs help

[alexafshar55]

wtf... who says that.... who says i hope your children get cancer? honestly

[speedydot001]

this just is not at all funny

[Adino1]

Letterman's show has always sucked.

[gta345]

God dave letterman sucks

[RecklessDisaster]

You pack of cunts, so what if he cheated? None of you will ever be anything, at least Letterman makes MILLIONS to do a show you claim to hate. You hate him so much, why bother to comment? I hope your children get cancer.

[higginbotham31]

you should never which cancer on anyone

no matter how scummy they are.

[sexdrugsnemail]

why dont you go fuck letterman, reckless disaster you cunt.

[201nyg]

RecklessDisaster= cocksucker

[stvrules]

Letterman. What a loser! I hope the network drops him like a big turd he is

[rudolphhess1488]

An unfunny Jew who should do the world a favor and kill himself

[ThorHansen82]

Actually he's not Jewish. He's Presbyterian.

[rudolphhess1488]

you should not rely so heavily on Wikipedia. His mother was Presbyterian, his father was a hooked nose shylock zionist pig Jew just like his son DAVID

[ThorHansen82]

Didn't get that from Wikipedia. We're from the same area in Indy. The people back home just always followed and talked about him and his family.  So he won't be shape shifting anytime soon.

[uhnter1]

letterman is unfunny arrogant wif cheating loser this tit should have been azed years ago.or punched in that gap tooth puss

[blooberflat22]

DL is a joke....not funny....and he cheats on his wife with all his coworkers....males AND female

[MrRockMusicNOW]

wow fuckin stupid ass video

[doriangarvin]

letterman is so corney

[gruntsnpr]

i did and it sucked

[mrthundaboots]

Nice music at the end.Will and the boys playin' some Living Colour!

[coltsrule073]

Peyton's is a beast unlike this Video

[smurfalex89]

i love manning but this was funny XD

[john40pl]

ass hole..... you are not funny at all !!!!

[highrollerr21]

rofl

[twilightfreak2256]

makkin fun of my man! hehe

[TonyMontana718]

Wow that was SO stupid.

If it wasnt for the NFL,no one would watch CBS

[BroncosruleISLW]

lol...well dont forget about college basketball...but other than that I totally agree.

[unknown2354]

soo true.

[WeinersOfTheNight]

hey hey sec football!!!

[JKhg55455]

this sucks

[jel251]

hahah i love it

[xxilovebrokenxx]

flat out, dave's show sucks. it is not funny.

[JamesHarrison92]

He could have actually used peyton and it would have been funny.

[msunset]

This is why Dave is always shunned for Jay Leno. Dave just isn't funny, and Jay is. Dave's humor is forced, and over-produced. He'd be booed and thrown out of any comedy club.

Take it from me, I live in Indy, and graduated from Ball State (Dave's alma mater). We'd love to claim he was some great late night host.. but he's not.

[RWDtech]

black chodes

[FilmSkateboarding]

LOL

[fossegirl5678]

Dave always does this, he says he's going to interview a celebrity then brings out a random person that works with his show. He'd odd haha.

[wesispimp9000]

-500 for me, not funny.

[JohnEko]

god they need to bring this guy back lol

[sonoma000]

lol that old dying man..

[BOBMAN991]

wat video were you watching, that was probably your dad

[sonoma000]

motherfucker

[Devilez]

haha

[Zeldacanuck]

LOL, I love that dying old man

[Blizzard33]

This cracked me up last night when I watched the show...that guy had some really funny responses that were quite unexpected.

[relaj0]

jejejejeej lol

[snowflake2u]

GO PAYTON, LMGDAO

[ldb1985]

c'mon, we've all been there! hehe

[mysteriotraxion]

lol

[mr956262]

lol