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  • looks like he almost forgot it haha

    

  • I might be slightly ignorant of comedy at the moment, so will someone explain the humor in this clip?

  • Pandemicflu.gov

  • Bush go to hell with all probs u caused in middle east u look lik a devil esp ur ears

  • He called us stupid!

  • Woh woh. Ok, I got Prez, pandemicflu.gov. Sheesh.

  • wait, i dont get it.. someone explain?

  • sounds like he has had trouble remembering websites in the past

  • @thegirlfromcrush me too hahahaa

  • I would've voted for larry the cable guy instead of this asshole. lol

  • Pandemic fluke dot gov?

  • @6flakes pandemicflu.gov

  • maaan i Miss George Dubya! Good ol' governor bush. He was good for a laugh. 

  • pretty much because of this guy and our government america will never be on top again. Though considering we turn the bill on a lot of things we shouldnt even be in debt. Fuck it im moving to canada in a few years

  • Lets face it, people will hate on the president regardless of who he is. I've lived through three and not one of them has maintained their popularity.

  • @ugh1134 - no world leader ever does. They get elected on a wave of popular support because the public is tired of the incumbent. But the honeymoon never lasts.

    Part of the problem is the complex way in which politics is conducted today and the inherent complexity of the problems we face in the 21st Century.

    Another part of the problem is the public: unrealistic expectations and a demand for easy answers to complex problems. Add to that a lazy and corrupt media.

  • LOL, why is this so funny

  • sorry i didnt hear what that website was.

  • What was the website again?

  • @mupp3tbab3h and then in his first 2 years of presidency took clintons 18 billion dollar debt and raised it 2300% to $414,000,000,000. A president is a leader who guides his country on the path to success not demolishes something a GOOD president worked 8 hard years for. Clinton laughed at himself. Shit he even got bloweys under his desk but he did his job. Bush did not.

  • @FrontFlipMikeonAAW Never said he was a good president. And I like Clinton, a lot more than I like Bush.

  • funny. check out frankie revels secrets a spoof on Gingrich.

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  • Bush was a total stooge for the big investment bankers and Wall St., and the international globalist elites. Everything he did furthered their agenda. He did this in the guise of being a simple folksy "ordinary guy" type so that people would mistakenly assume that he was one of them. His actions furthered the designs of the "we want war - it's good for business" crowd

  • my favorite moment was when he bumped his head on the helicopter. i hope it hurt

  • Bush

    Title: President

    Specializes In: Comedy

  • yeah remember that website, PANDEMICFLU.GOV with the shit they are spraying into the atmosphere, the flouride they put in water, the preservatives they put into your food, and this website you can go to once you have CONTRACTED THE SUPER-FLU. Thats right , the one they will say has mutated into something they cant treat. They will say "Stay indoors, avoid large crowds, wear a mask.......then all hell breaks loose, yeah remember that moment with Bush a self fullfilling prophecy

  • Bush got swagg

  • My favorite Bush moment is when he tried to run out on that QnA and came to a locked door.

  • @chaosync I totally understand why this makes you laugh, but I can't explain it.

  • He's saying dot guff. (face palm)

  • pandemicflu.glove...gotcha george

  • that ought to be easy for people to remember.. even I can.

    ^ what i would have loved

  • I'm surprised he remembered it. 

  • I think you guys need to relax. I didn't like bush much either, he taxed like a republican and spent like a democrat, but at least the man had a sense of humor. He was down to earth and able to laugh at himself, something you can't say about a lot of presidents. Yeah, he made mistakes, especially when public speaking, and yeah he wasn't the smartest dude, but he seems like a nice guy to sit down and have lunch with because he isn't cold and rude.

  • @mupp3tbab3h Want a cookie? :D

  • @mupp3tbab3h yeah.. if u can throw your plate at his face

  • @mupp3tbab3h he wasn't joking. the website exists.

  • @mupp3tbab3h I'm sorry, I didn't know that's what we elected presidents for. I guess next time I vote I'll think of who I can fantasize about sitting down and having lunch with. Oh yeah, let's not forget the sense of humor. Get real, child.

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  • @mupp3tbab3h that should be a pretty low on the qualities you look for in a president, shouldn't it? There are plenty of people you can sit down and have lunch with.

  • @mupp3tbab3h

    You know what. If I ever have a retarded child I'll definitely teach him not to take himself too seriously and learn to laugh at himself when other people do as well.

    The funny thing is, who is more retarded... the retard or the retard who follows him?

  • @Hategrin

    We both know the answer to that. Which is why I have absolutely zero respect for any person who, regardless of the candidate religiously supports the Republican party.

    Id say the same about Democrats, but they just haven't had any other options over the years. I mean come on... Romney, Santorum? What the fuck is wrong with ya'll? Those guys are JOKES, a DISGRACE.

    We are so fucked when the last generation of Republicans (Gingrich) die.

  • @Hategrin Don't you mean Ron Paul?

  • @Hategrin Chill the fuck out. I never said anything about my political stance. Just because I don't wish death on someone who happens to be a Republican doesn't mean that I am a Republican. And I love all of these obvious liberals who want to kill him and the rest of the Republicans. Aren't you guys against the death penalty? I know I am.

  • @mupp3tbab3h hey, lets say he killed your family, gunned down everyone, bombed them, ruining your life forever. yea sure seems like someone to sit down with and have lunch because he isnt cold and rude you idiotttttt. a REAL president would not listen to the fookin bankers that have controlled this world and its event. yea sure, go ahead and sit down and have lunch with him. PISS OFF

  • @machicniii I don't like arguing with fools, but I will make an exception. The "fookin bankers" were not the ones for the war, the religious social conservatives were. Go to school "idiotttttt."

  • @mupp3tbab3h fukin wastemn tryna act smart ur stupid as fuck do u even know that this guy would suck a spotty dick for oil?

  • @mupp3tbab3h yawn. they're all the same but in the end its the bankers who pull the strings.

  • @mupp3tbab3h now go do some research. go to school? lol why? fookin wanker idiaaaat cunt xD why do people focus on spellings and have to point out the obvious, does it make you feel good? lol

  • @machicniii itz da rich that give wankas like you jobs idiatttt. Does that make you feel more comfortable?

  • @mupp3tbab3h I'll assume that was a joke. Lots of guys would probably be nice to sit down to lunch with...but that alone doesn't necessarily mean the bloke is even worth a pinch of shit. He HAD to laugh at himself - when confronted with a bleak and shocking reality, it's a common human reaction to just laugh. Dubya was an unforgiveable villian who deserves to be set alight, along with all his evil cronies. The flames should then be extinguished with a thousand flying baseball bats.

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  • @mupp3tbab3h Thank you for your polite reply - a mark of character (considering that I'm one of the rabid Dubya haters.) I figured you were a reasonable person...that's why I didn't go for YOU.

  • @mupp3tbab3h have lunch with?????? seriously. This man is responsible for over a million deaths. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.........what is going on here.

  • @razaa09 A million? Really? What million? Can you remotely back that statement up?

  • @mupp3tbab3h same

  • @mupp3tbab3h I would rather have a cold and rude President that can run the country successfully, than a nice guy who ran the country to shit....

  • @mupp3tbab3h

    yeah dude you're right. Because starting two wars is no biggy as long as you can take a step back and laugh at yourself a little.

    Childish and ignorant view of the world you got there.

  • @sovo94 I never said starting two wars is no biggy. All I said is that people should quit with the death threats. They're the ones with the childish and ignorant view.

  • @mupp3tbab3h I am a big conservative and huge GW fan and Honestly I respect you very much for this comment, you are a good man and I wish more people were like you my friend

  • @mupp3tbab3h fuck you millions are out of jobs because of this joker. Is that funny? really? Fuck bush, No one cares if hes down to earth or he helped an old lady up, hes still a fucktard who lead this country further down than it should've gone.

  • @anonyman54321 I still don't think it is necessary to wish death on him, or anybody for that matter. People shouldn't want to "stoop as low" as the person they are hating on.

  • @mupp3tbab3h What are you ? 12 ?

  • @looco08 No. I'm just not a hate-filled coward who sends death threats over the internet.

  • @mupp3tbab3h I bet you're now flooded with comments reply, and wish you've never commented this video, right ?

  • @iRouRoui My only regret is that people assume that just because I don't want to kill him, I must approve of what he has done to our country, and therefore I must be 12.

  • @mupp3tbab3h jesus christ I hope you're kidding. or america really is hopeless

  • @uppertaka The lunch part was a light-hearted joke, I don't approve of his policies, and definitely not of his wars, but I still don't think people should be posting immature death threats.

  • @mupp3tbab3h Too bad the millions of people he's killed around the world won't be able to join you for that lunch.

  • @mupp3tbab3h Of course he has no problem laughing at himself because even he sees how much of a fucking joke he is.

    The President of The United States was always good for a laugh... that shouldn't even figure into the equation, like at all.. yet here we are.

  • @mupp3tbab3h taxes and spending is all about the gdp curve it doesnt matter whos in office when your economy is inflated you tax more when your in a recession you tax same goes for spending gdp curve spike is inevitable the treasury is actually the dept that controly that not so much the pres stop being blind and learn more about your countries economy

  • @ironman145614 excuse me i meant you cut taxes when your in a recession

  • @ironman145614 I never talked about taxes, sorry. Did you mean to reply to me?

  • @mupp3tbab3h yes but do you really want a 'nice guy you can sit down and have lunch with' running the most powerful country on earth?! NO....you want THE 'smartest dude' as you put it.

  • @ottv I agree. The post was actually referring to all of the people cursing him to hell or threatening to kill him and such.

  • Shit is funny, Idiot talks like a railroad train.

  • @Eidelmania rotfl

  • Try searching for: "Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura: Secret Societies / Bilderberg (FULL LENGTH)) At 36:00:00... Could there be something to this, or is it just entertainment?" Could there be something more to this Pandemic Flu thing, or is it Just wackos talking?

  • @shemp747 Jesse Ventura was a professional wrestler before he decided one day that he was qualified to be a political scientist. The only reason he got elected as a governor and eventually got a radio talk show is because everyone knew who he was. It's a sad state of affairs when a guy can get elected to public office for no other reason than everyone recognizes his name more than his opponent.

  • "Eenie, meanie, meanie, meanie, minie, minie, mo, the lucky ones are gonna be the first to go..."

  • @jewel360x If America goes down "tha toilet", then the entire world also goes down "tha toilet".

  • LOL it took me awhile to get it.

  • flu.gov takes you to the same site...just sayin'.

  • dont mess with texas!!!

  • What is funny about this,NOTHING

  • WE MISS YOU, W!

  • Why am I watching this? How the hell did I get here? And why am I laughing so hard right now? Did he actually learn how to use "the internets"? BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • hes so retarded!

  • What the fuck lol.

  • Is it cus he said the wrong website O.o cus then it'd be pretty funny

  • He should divorce Laura and marry Comical Ali ( former Iraqi Defence Minister Ali Hassan al-Majid).

  • he already sent america into the toilet! and as for the top comment its funny cus we as americans were stupid enough to elect someone this stupid into office shows how much brains america has>>>>>>if i say it loud and two times people will listen and like me more>>>>>now where is my 8 ball

  • I want him to be president again so he can send America in tha toilet

  • @jewel360x sure. we go down the toilet and every country, like it or not, will suffer for it. its not like we buy imported goods from 90% of the world, we go down and little asain boy in china doesnt get his transformers playset. god people are fucking retarded.

  • … what a piece of shit

  • IT IS KIND OF FUNNY, I DON'T KNOW WHY LOL

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  • @geminis183rd: First: What is your problem with that we are in Pakistan , Iraq, Afghanistan, andsoon !

    Try to think about what you eat and where the food you eat comes from, research.

    understand everything you affect. The Shirts you does wear, the clothes, your i phone?

    Tell me interesting things from the exchange. You talk about the oil of the saudis like its yours ?

    Now just relax and research - because you have to, there is no saudi united emirates beast, calm down...

  • I forced a laugh for chaosync's sake.

  • Interesting enough is that we are in Pakistan in Iraq,Afghanistan,Egypt trying to get in iran when the real terrorist lay in plain sight in the Saudi Arabia which where Bin laden is from, the terrorist which (supposably hit us on 9/11) the majority where from the Saudis. then why the f we have not gone there yet ??? Something is not right, the ones with alot of OIL is the saudis, Has anyone seen the united emirates i think there lays the beast that needs to be slained...

  • He looks at a teleprompter before saying it the second time

  • pandammitflu.guff

  • This is the proof we evolved from the apes - cos here the specimen that didn't!!

  • The uploader didnt say it was funny they just said it was their favorite moment...

  • @TobiTheNinjaKitten wrong, read the description "Makes me laugh out loud every time I hear this"

  • @TobiTheNinjaKitten discriprtion

  • @TobiTheNinjaKitten and then wrote in the description that he laughs out loud every time he hears it...

  • @dragonwar524 What is funny to one person may not be funny to another.

    That's why they call it YOUtube. Ya know, so YOU can post videos YOU like.

  • @TobiTheNinjaKitten ... the uploader says "makes me laugh out loud".... so I guess that is the same as saying it is funny!

  • Easily amused, are we uploader?

  • LOL SOPA is going to kill that site.

  • stupid on purpose is...

  • I dont get it.

  • oh my god haha, reminds me of idiocracy

  • pandemicflu.gov is a real website, so what is so funny about that? Please explain the humor...

  • Bush: you think I'm stupid, you idiots can't even remember website names

  • Wow i cant believe he said that. He is the dumbest person ever.... Not

  • omfg this is hysterical.. i feel bad for him he's so stupid

  • GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

  • nukeular

  • Now that's..... Manufacturedflu.guff should be easy for people to remember.....manufacturedflu.g­uff

  • You can't help but love him.

  • hahahaha i don't even know why this is so funny but oh my blue waffle i almost cried

  • Now spell that for us Mr Bush

  • my favourite is that one with the shoe...

  • Derp. :P

  • I'm gonna go search that up.

  • swine flu was in 2009 not 2007 so he must have know already

  • such a stupid dude omg!

  • wats so funny about this?

  • @guitarkidsteve It's funny... :) So was obammma when he just told us how he was streamlining government with a new web site that's easier to use.

  • @guitarkidsteve She/he didn't even say it was funny.

  • @guitarkidsteve lol it's funny alright if you have the correct calculated mindset, coming into the video. :-}

  • @guitarkidsteve his face

  • @guitarkidsteve we are making a website for "pandemics" lol

  • @guitarkidsteve exactly! I'll bet they ROLLED when Bush said he ate eggs annd bacon for breakfast!

  • You people who believe in internet theories are getting boring.Most of you probably believe in ghosts and alien abduction too.Give up the weed if you cant remain sane while smoking it.

  • @Xenuism Just keep your head in the sand and hope the bad stuff goes away right, don't ask questions or research anything, just watch the news and you will get the truth right? Maybe you should start smoking weed lol OH! you don't need to you are already brain dead hehhehheh dribble dribble........

  • What!?

  • oh and you said ..."The truth is that you cannot fight terrorists, which have no uniformed government or point of origin" i like the point of origin bit... where are they from? and why do they always have government millitary issued weapons? or have special training by the U.S millitary and funding.... answer that smart guy because apparently you know it all.... Tell me another thing if you saw on the NEWS terrorism was bullshit would you believe it then ??????????????????????

  • @OhJackarius

    Ok, You seem to be so fucking retarded that it's funny.

    These Terrorists use AK-47 assault rifles, PKMs, AK-74s and any russian made weapons, Because they're easy to produce, export, and simple and durable to use.

    If the US was funding the terrorists like you so arrogantly assume, they would have given them NATO weapons, Which they have not recieved.

    Just because you don't believe the news doesn't make you cool.

  • @NickyAmerica: Silly can't you see America is acting like a crack whore for oil. Just look at where the special forces troops went after we invaded Iraq. They went to the oil fields. The American oil companies are the richest companies on the face of this earth. They paid their lobbist very well. Hell if a country refuses to let American oil companies control their oil then that country becomes part ot the Axis of Evil.

  • @OhJackarius What are you talking about? Everyone agrees we armed, trained, and funded Osama to fight the Soviets. The reason these things happen is because apparently we are retarded and have short sighted goals. Funny enough, who did we arm, pay, and train to fight the taliban? NORTHERN AFGHAN WARLORDS! Woohoo what could possibly go wrong?

  • @OhJackarius Mujaheddin in 1980

  • you two arguing.... terrorism is the government, look up the meaning of it in the dictionary too... or explain to me what a terrorist is? maybe one of those guys who flew a plane into the towers.... Oh that's the government to you fucking sheeple

  • Ya can obama just go away?

    Or can Obama just get reelected and the world can end?

    I mean it makes sense right? Obama gets reelected 2012, and the mayan's predicted the end of the world in 2012?

    See whats up, they knew what was up.

  • That's Pandemicflu.guf

  • Hoo needs comedians when u have bush?

  • Bush is a cunt.

  • drewl

  • My favourite Bush moment hasn't happened yet - but happens to us all.

    Bush first.

  • @ll1lI lol do you mean death?

  • this as got 2 be the dumbest mothafucka ever he was like a old ass frat boy who got lucky 2 become president smh karmas a bitch he's get his 1 day disgust me

  • @TheJUICE343  Hey, guy, study English before you post. You would be pardonable if you were some foreigner using his high school English, but this is trash, as you ridicule Bush???!!!

  • @FRAGIORGIO1 suck my dick is that good enough english for you i dont give a fuck this youtube not no fucking spelling test bitch what you a youtube english teacher lmao and fucking way bush fucking sucks and you are is lover fag boy muhahahahahahahaha

  • @TheJUICE343 Are you mentally retarded?

  • So this where I end up Lonely Island - SNL jokes about Palin - Real Palin - Bush

    Pretty wild ride lol

  • I ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMFAO AT HOW DUMB BUSH IS! Bush=Comedy Gold xD

  • @TheVukadin Now go back to drinking from the toilet. Good boy.

  • FRAGIORGIO is really a fag name .... I´M convicted you are a fagget

    I will terrorise you ass bitch ......AND FUCK BUSH TOO !!!!!

  • @d3516n3r Did I distwact you fwom youw comik books and that video of a guy's rear end?? hmmmm? By the way, go back to school and study spelling.

  • he is such an ass bag

  • I wonder if they had ad banners on that site.

  • If you don't vote Ron Paul, you will be responsable that the usa has failed and you and your family will be slaves forever!! also search for "aaron russon" in youtube!

    Share it wherever you can and convince everybody you know to vote Ron Paul !!

    Just talk to the people on the streets and with your collegues at work! SHARE!

    10 people a day - say them to inform themself about Ron Paul the new President 2012.

    INFORM YOURSELF AND OTHERS! YOU ARE RESPONSABLE ! DO IT NOW !

  • @Automat1kkk You are an automaton and talk like one.

  • This page is mostly a monument to the wise words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: "For most people, there is nothing more disagreeable than having to Think" ! How true. Ideological Yuckhead of Right and Left are Fools in people's clothing. If anyone disagrees with GWB, let him give some rational reasons and not this "hiyuch hiyuck hiyuck" a la Goofy. Those who down "Obummer" on the Right are No Better.

  • What happens is that in the U.S. the president is not who really governs. It is said that "they" do strange things to the brains of their leaders. ¿Who is they?

    Note that he not 100% aware of what he says.