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  • I want to marry him.

  • INTERRUPTING COW!! MOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;D

    lmfao nice one mat rofl

  • he is cute ,,

    i guess he'll become my fav. actor at all !!

  • omg his smile just draws you into him and makes you feel so happy. 

  • i love his smile it just makes the package lol wish he was younger!

  • Matt Dallas, I will have your babies. :))

  • XD Hes such an adorable dork.

  • im glad to see one video where the comments arent all about if hes gay or not?

  • WHY HE LOOK SO YOUNG???? HES 28 AND HE LOOKS LIKE A TEENAGER DUDE!

  • I giggle everytime I see it. *g*

  • @rapgangsta yes it is <333

  • cute :) I like the joke lol

  • HAHAHAHA that was so bad that it was funny! :)

  • @inubaka13 ya!!! He's with that guy from mean girls... Aaron or something, I think. Unless they broke up. I know! I'm just as shocked as u were wen I first found out.. :/

  • @ThaFuzzyNeon lol do u kno matt Dallas is gay

  • @Rosalynn85 WHAT?! O_o... REALLY?! XD

  • AWWW

    the joke isnt very funny...but its cute when he says it :D

    <3's Matt Dallas <3

  • LOLZ

  • heres a funnier joke.

    Why did the chicken cross the road

    "why....."

    BECAUSE HIS REFRIDGERATOR WAS RUNNING AND HE HAD TO GO CATCH IT

    AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!

  • @Flipazn777 AHAHAHHA no.

  • @Flipazn777 No...*shakes head* just no....

  • @Il0v3em0b0ys3000 Yes *shakes penis* just yes.

  • @Flipazn777 lmao now that was funny! XD but your joke was just blah....

  • cute matt dallas :D

  • cute!

  • cute!

  • DED Made me laugh i love his smile

  • Why is he so dashingly good looking? :$

  • interupting cow =)) =)) bwahahahahahahhh 

  • Can u even put up a video when Matt Dallas goes to the bathroom to take a s\it ? :))

  • was that funny?

  • he's a dream *_____________*

  • hahahahaahahahhahahhahahahahah­ahahah it's so so so so funny!!! LOL

  • I LOVE YOU MATT!!!!!

  • he can say to me as many jokes as he wants just if i am seeing those angelic eyes and that O-M-G smile!

  • I love his eyes,smile <3 . He's very hot!!

  • He issssss absolutely HOT.......!!!!!

  • he's so gay! i love him:)

  • good god. fuck zac efron.

  • I absolutely love how childlike he is! He's so adorable!

  • How can anyone possibly be so cute ? Hes the hottest person ive ever seen. More than adam lambert,ed westwick,josh hollaway, i love them all but hes way too cute.

  • i love kyle xy

  • He is SO SEXY !!!!!!!!!!

  • Who cares if Matt Dallas is gay or not? He's an actor, not the president. Watch the people he plays and admire his character. If you're gonna look into his sexuality then perhaps you're a little too interested in sleeping with him.

  • He's so freaking adorable! ahhhhhh

  • he has a very cute baby face

  • Did I just laugh at a knock-knock joke?

  • hes not gay

  • i think hes extremely metrosexual,

    but still cute

  • HE IS NOT GAY!

  • HIS SMILE MELT !

    i CAN'T BELIEVE HE IS GAY ! what a shame

  • @JoeJonasHot157

    what who says that!? thats so surreal to me, in my mind he'll always be straight *giggles*

  • @JoeJonasHot157 I'm pretty certain that that's just a rumor.

  • LMFAO THAT WAS AWESOME

  • kyle is not gay and if he is i dont mine sleeping with him cause i think he is not gay get that in ur head people HE IS NOT GAY.

  • there is actually some pic of Matt Dallas being on his own skin..there's one with him and Adam Lambert(AI finalist) you guys should decide after you see the pic..

    i say totally gay.. i'm still a fan though

  • i think hes gay .. and if he says hes not , maybe its for like publicity or something .. think about it , if hes gay, then dont the producers of whatever hes acting in want him to come off as straight? i donno, the way he talked in that video, and the way he walks , hes gotta be hiding something .. makes me think?

  • hes so cute i cant get my head around it!!! his smile MELT makes me smiiiileee

  • omg...... :D

    CUTE

    haha his smilee..... :D

  • how cute <3

  • I love nerdy jokes :)

  • is he gay? if he was/is i wouldn't have a problem with it, It just kinda wanna know

  • he isnt Gay.. he told everyone that on a blog thing.. but he definatly isnt gay.. i mean he had a girlfriend..

  • @stacey0191 he's dating a guy called blue hamilton, they share an apartment in west hollywood. Sorry to burst your bubble, they're out among friends

  • @stacey0191 "HAD"........I prefer the presence of a "HAS"

  • haha this is SOOOOO gonna be my halloween joke XD i luv matt :)

  • OMG That Was SOOOO Dumb,But Still Bade me Laugh!

  • he makes corny jokes funny (:

  • this hunk of man is what makes the joke so funny :)

  • I just told it to my sons kinder class at lunch yesterday!

  • he isnt gay lol

  • Everytime I am trying to tell this joke to someone I get so excited and nervous I'll say "WHAAA!" instead of "mooo" xD

    I'm so bad at telling people jokes

  • I told it to my 2 best friends and we laughed for 20 minutes!

  • lol im gonna use this one tomorrow.

  • plz any body tell me is he agay cause if he is i'll kill my self

  • no he is not!!

    and p.s. if he was dont kill u're self!!

  • he's gay, but he hasn't come out yet

  • ahaha that actually was funny..

    INTERRUPTING COW!!!!

    mooooooooooooo!

  • not nerdy its funny lol

  • Lol. I LOVE MATT/ KYLE thanks for uploading!

  • he is so funny and hot!but i think he is really funny!

  • i love matt dallas!!!

  • aww. hez awesome

    ^_^

  • fail

  • !!!!jajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajaja!!!! so funny

  • Dude he has to be gay, I just can't imagine a world where he isn't

  • Dear god I hope so, he's a hottie.

  • he's soo adorable =') <3

  • aww that's so cute...

  • joks crap. BUT HES F.I.T.

  • He has the most beautiful smile in the world, love that guy.

    He is so cute and funny.

  • Hilarious :D but only cos he said it haha

  • agreed! he's so pretty.

  • wow

  • i laughed cuz he's hot...the joke sucked

  • lolz omgosh i remember tellin that joke in middle school ha wich was like 10 days a go lolz!

    but i love him even more for tellin that joke!

  • he soo cutee!! i love matt!

  • Omg,that actually had me laughing,I think it was because him and his awsome hotness,but he is really hot!

    Thanks for posting!

  • oh geez...so funny! =D

  • I love his smile. I love u!!!!

  • matt..and and april are together? i know they share an aprtment...how cute if that would be true:)

  • MOOO... aww... cutest cow EVAAA!

  • I loved it!! =) You're so cute!!

  • no its a horrible joke....but cuz ur saying it.....its AWSOME!!!! loool

  • it's been said before but matt is such a cutie.

  • Who cares what the joke was- he's so hot and adorable it doesn't matter! :P

  • AWW HE IS SO ***CUTE***

  • hahahahaha lovee yaaaaaaaaaaa

  • If it was anyone else it wouldn't be funny =D

  • LOL

  • Hahahah, oh wow, he's cool :P I love him. <33

  • Adorable joke, because it's matt Dallas..

  • Omg he is so cute !!!!

  • That was terrible but I laugh at lame jokes for some reason :D

  • who thought we'd see a gorgeous man moo one day? well, now it's done. it's not bad anyway... lol

  • omg i peed. lol.

    i love matt dallas. he is soooo sexy hott!

  • The joke is so bad but he´s so cute that he makes it look funny xD

  • Hahaha

  • LOL!

  • hes so cute that he can pull that joke off

    someone else would just look stupid

  • omg that wasnt really funny the joke kinda but he made me laugh the introduction and his adorable self omg i love him

  • It's only funny because he's fucking adorable<333 :D

  • ok so that joke was soo cheesy.

    but the way he warned us, and then said it was a pretty good one crackedd me up!!

    hess soo hott!

  • he's fkn shmexy.

  • lmfao.i love him<3

  • i love that joke sooo funny

  • thats funny in the most retarded way

  • that was great joke

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  • that was a good joke!!

  • :) that was kinda funny. matt dallas is so cute

  • hehe, it was pretty funny though!

  • ..haha funny..

    he's so cute no matter what

  • Tell me what's this joke all about..I'm curious!

  • haha made me laf xD

  • Can I marry him?

  • Lol, i love him!

  • no he is not ?

  • i got a question, is he gay?

  • no, he's not -.-

  • aw you could just marry him....but dont,.. hes mine....:D

  • I love that joke. Im a sucker for corny jokes

  • i didnt get it the 1st time i watched it gt it 2nd time

  • i love him!!!!

  • love him!!

  • Lolsz dat was so cute ^_^

  • Dang it...that was adorable.

  • Lol cuteee

  • i love him!

  • aww i think i just fell in love.

  • such a perfection... totally cute

  • YOU WILL HAVE MY CHILDREN

  • after seeing this video i started saying this joke to everyone

    and no matter how corny it may be i always get a laugh out of it

  • he's voice is so manly <3

  • I WISH I COULD MEET HIM!! he's freaking cute! and funny..lol!!

  • he is so cute  <3

  • god he's cool. lol. i <3 Matt

  • he is adorable :)

  • Barats and Beretta's 'Completely Uncalled For' - Go watch it.

    Matt's cute though.

  • AMAZING!XD I love him

  • LOL another reason to love him.

  • hahahhahahahahahha knock knock MUUUU!!

  • Lol so lame but I love him =D hahaha

  • LOL.

    I'm going to use that one.

  • I'm sorry to say the joke is stupid as hell

    ... but when he tells it my heart melts (:

    hahaha

  • lol he's soo fine! XD and funny

  • OMG i say that joke all the time (b4 this) when i watched this i started FREAKING out!!!!

  • GOD, HE IS FINE!!

  • lol im gonna try that XD

  • lmao i told my frieds this joke and we were cracking up so much, and i think our whole school knows it now, all the teachers are confused cos we keep randomly going MOO

  • MOOOO!

  • Lostmoon: Yeah, I guess youre right >wO

    The Norwegian one is pretty lame xD

    Are you Norwgian, btw?