Boris Johnson Room 101 Eggs

[muhammadsuleman1000]

I will be voting for Boris in the Mayoral elections, not because of his refreshing zest for life and his passion for London, but because of his record and his policies. Despite the Lib Dem/Tory spending cuts to control the debt, police numbers in London have gone UP by 9% under Boris, he has created over 300, 000 new jobs and he has done a lot of work with inter-faith charities to bridge differences between communities. Do we really want to wreck all that by electing some old demagogue?

[MrJoeyWheeler]

Boris Johnson is so funny to listen to~ <3

[65spiders]

i pronounce 'vagina' as 'fagina'....but the real question is "will it blend"?

[higfny]

I have no problem with the fact that a lot of people dont like boris' policies - I'm not to keen on all of them myself actually, but why all this hatred?

[FredericaBimble]

@higfny - Because those sorts of people are on a treadmill of "arguing" and fighting and they don't even know what or why they are fighting anymore. If you told them they'd just won a million pounds, they'd find some way to turn it into a negative.

[reprovo]

That was a fast left Jab!

[sail1948]

Dont be fooled by his carefully cultivated buffonish image. Not only is he angling for Camerons job he's also well to the right of Attila the Hun. A complete and utter cunt.

[MrGrinningManiac]

@sail1948 Don't care. So long as he 'carefully cultivates' his image I'll happily list him as the only Tory in recent years I really like

[sail1948]

@MrGrinningManiac The mans an upper class thug. You're being conned.

[james739123]

just presing 9 makes me lagh no mater howmeny times i see it

[bigboredthing]

There's a teacher at my school that looks like a younger, skinnier version of Boris, easy the best one in the place :)

[rtenewsonone]

"I wanted to be close to my mother"

Boris is a legend!

[nostalgiamelancolia1]

His hair looks so funny.he and Donald Trump can make a great team.

[martinmedeski]

They have the albumen...... sigh

[Gediness]

BORIS FOR KING

[freethis222]

Paul Merton and Boris Johnson go so well together

[corpsemunger]

"i don't want to be too wet about this but if you don't mind old boy"

[xb0vv]

"Has this been passed by health and safety?"

[rikko338]

Eggs do not come from Chicken arses. They come from Chicken vaginas. How is this not common knowledge?

[wigster1978]

@rikko338 Actually they come from the cloaca.

[budhalovesmango]

@rikko338 What I learnt from my chickens is that lots of eggs from the vagina can cause an anal prolapse, on a completely different point lol

[RokiaNY]

I really know nothing about Boris' politics, but I think he's really cute and funny in a sort of clumsy puppy kind of way. But then again, I wouldn't vote for a clumsy puppy for political office. Would absolutely watch one on youtube, though... :P

[bakidk]

@RokiaNY A guy in one of the states of the US midlands once put his Labrador up as a candidate for county sheriff or mayor, and the dog won the election because people were so disillusioned with the status quo... :P

[Shadowsi]

Ahahaha! And he's our mayor! He once got me in the eye with the corner of his newspaper while I was on the C2C :)

[arwenae]

"That's quite old for an egg." lol.

[petrucci15]

ive eaten one of those 100 day old eggs....they r actually very nice! lol

[Thisismytrollingface]

'Everyone's favourite MP' You've hit the nail on the head :D

[josiahBLOGS]

UNDOUBTEDLY KEN 4 MAYOR IN 2012! He ‘says it as it is’ to them venial right-wingers constantly stalking him day and night trying to trip him up on every jot, tittle, off-the-cuff remark or photo which can be digitally revamped to make him appear a communist zombie. Actually, zombies (for their tragic history) are the likes of you and me crushed, unwilling, unable to speak against dark Tories frequently ensconced during full moon Conservative HQ caviar and champagne guffawing debates.

[paulfh1]

Boris Johnson probably reeks of eggs the sweaty bastard :-)

[tommason1984]

Look at the hair! It never fails to entertain

[chalum30]

lets be honest, Bo Jo and Merton are ledgends :L

Boris is the only bearable politician to me and he isnt in a job in which lives would be endangered should he cock up.

unlike george bush

[A5HLEYHALLOW51]

Eggs smell and taste vile thank god they went into "Room 101".

[forloveoffilm]

I'm quite surprised Ken Livingstone wasn't relegated to Room 101, to be honest. It is Boris Johnson, after all.

[soldoutrules]

Boiled eggs, yah, boiled eggs, yah - AMAZING

[samsunghy]

Boris Johnson is one of those people like George W Bush who are laughed at but not properly challenged because they're stupid. That means that they're able to just keep on making horrendous decisions.

[aileanwazere]

@samsunghy no bush a dangerous moron, like peter griffin, where in a cartoon it would be funny but in real life people died. boris is a bit eccentric but he isnt dangerous

[xraycortina]

@aileanwazere He's also intelligent, well-educated, rational and respected. Just a bit waffly sometimes. By the way, I do mean Boris.

[Kozzy06]

haha God I love Boris.

[thenewsophialoren]

ahhhh i love boris ;) you've got to love his humour and delivery and eloquence! xx

[superdan1875]

"thats quite old for an egg isn't it"

quality, gotta love boris johnson

[martinmedeski]

Paul Merton is so funny i love him

[beepandbop]

I didn't know Paul Merton hosted other shows.

Interesting, he seems a lot more mellowed in this than in HIGNFY.

[xraycortina]

Fidel Castro had a beard because he considered shaving to be a waste of valuable time which could be used for more progressive purposes. Does Boris have the same thoughts about brushing his hair in the morning?

[autofreak7]

@xraycortina I don't believe that Boris Johnson would commit himself to progressive purposes :op

[chrisk22021]

@mistaben2k

Right there, an idiotic cunt.

[iamjurell]

boris johnson is a living p.g wodehouse character. it's quite amazing really.

Amazingly, when i met him he spoke exactly like this, its not even exaggeration for tv!

[chameleon567]

that is like the most randomest thing to hate. but those chinese eggs are yummy~

[tietajajoshua]

Left channel round blue buttocks. (right channel pear shaped red fag hags).

[JoshDaGoodfella]

Boris is fucking awesome!

[jackhartcup]

god that 'when boris met dave' thing i watched is starting to make sense...christ he's a moron

[HitMeQuick]

I got the completely opposite from watching 'when boris met dave' - thought it confirmed he is very able and self aware, if a a bit bungling. About as far removed from a moron as you could get.

[ItsASuicideMachine]

he's like a lot of people who are extremely intelligent but are just ditzy.

[ribiniho]

Hartcup, get on with your work!

[jackhartcup]

do i know you??

[ribiniho]

Yes, we met in Kambar once, I do hope its you. Which Cambridge college are you at?

[jackhartcup]

anglia ruskin, studying philosophy... this is fucking weird

[ribiniho]

Alright mate, no need to be so angry! We met at Kambar a while ago- you were spilling your drink and chatting to a few of us, I just assumed you went to cambridge. I also study philosophy, we spoke about politics, and you insisted on my change of opinion concerning the tories. I'm a post-grad specialising in Wittgenstein. Peace.

[jackhartcup]

sorry if i sounded angry, jus intrigued as to who it was, look me up on facebook if you like, i have the same name there

[ribiniho]

Hey, that's fine. What kind of philosophers are you into? What are the topics you guys tackle? I see, judging by your profile and our conversation in Kambar if I recall correctly, that you're interested in left politics- are your friends over there of the same opinion?

[dowling1981]

Jack - do you enjoy Iris Robinson?

[chillipeanuts]

Boris Johnson for PM!

[ngelar]

i fancy you boris...

[PrimaIScream]

You say everyone's favourite MP yet he's conservative so... he can fuck off with the rest of his bigoted party.

[TheButterpimp]

labour isn't any better they're all shite

[PrimaIScream]

Never said I supported Labour.

[TheButterpimp]

alright geez chill out just sayin enit. lol

[darktigerblader54321]

thats quite old for an egg. gotta love mr bean.....

[coffeecup1]

Am I the only one who secretly fancies Boris?

[evenstar0]

@coffeecup1 nope. 

[upliftzippy]

lol he's such a moron its hilarious, but its nice to be able to laugh at politicians

[orangetide]

he seems like an ordinary person in this clip.

[richardmaudsley77]

Boris is such a dork. It's like he doesn't know you don't need to say 3000 words when you just mean "I don't like eggs 'cause they smell"

[ForwardN2Unknown]

Boris is right about the chicken. It isn't called "ass of chicken", though, it's known as the "Pope's Nose". It used to be eaten quite widely.

[sjhume]

i'm alright with omelette's XD

[MrTORYTOM]

Boris is great

why cant he be PM.

[wangpangu]

Right: I'm convinced.

Eggs are bad.

Boris for PM.

[LilDmWearingBiatch]

lol love boris

[IWantLandingSnow]

I quite like Boris :)

x

[NaturalBornHedonist]

What an original ..!!! Someone , you don't find in politics too often anymore !!!

Great guy, this Boris!!!

Btw He is the BLONDEST Turkis decendant, I have ever seen. His Grandfather is appaerently from Turkey!!

[joannepsi]

@NaturalBornHedonist Turks were often blonde and blue eyed, they only became darker looking as a result of many conquests.

[BigToeNo7]

Am I the only one who just heard Boris Johnson "old boy" Paul Merton?

[SupaSix1]

Apparently Boris is going to be in Eastenders this week...Cant wait!!

Boris in the Vic:

I I I I I I I I I I I erm... its...erm all gone...erm terribly er funny.......erm...How are your erm plastic tits peggy? Erm is there any place to park my bike phil.

I'd love to see a scene with him and Stacey slater during the time when she is not taking her medication.

[schnozz87]

I like the comedy punch noise at 5:00

[silentfart101]

thats put my in the mood for boiled eggs and toast

[VanDoodah]

I agree.

[macdaddyGDMF]

Soldiers FTW

[ovavoo]

\I do like borris, but is it not worrying the people we put charge of running our country lol......college boys with no common sense

[KaiTenSatsuma]

America had one in the seat of power for 8 years.

God help us.

[Malfinnien]

Thought I was the only one who hated eggs; they smell like poo and taste disgusting. Even worse when we had to disect them in science (yes really), and saw the squiggly bit in the yoke where the baby chick stopped growing.

[obsidian348]

you're right nature is disgusting...

[whitestripebuzz]

once his political career is over, boris should go in to stand up comedy.

[bill18286]

lol he can't put two words together, it'd be a 6 hour show !!

[ponderingwonderer]

haha, gotta love boris "a chap threw one at me, but luckily it missed and hit a guy from the guardian" XD

[fondoogle]

Englands finest outside the BNP party.

[finalgbster]

I love how boris jhonson could become preisdent of US :L :D x

[bkishar]

This made me crave eggs, and I'm boiling a couple right now.

[peacefrog1916]

fuckin hate eggs, i've never understood how people can like them, they smell like farts and come out of a chickens arse....not to mention their texture...fuckin rotten.

[youknowituk]

"Health and safety isn't it? Pathetic!"

[BriWayne]

haha Boris Johnson is one funny dude!

[Rikjackson7]

Boris Johnson = ledgend

[GilbertSyndrome]

Boris Johnson is a bumbling buffoon with about as much intelligence and common sense as a fucking used condom. I agree though, i hate eggs, all of them. Who the fuck wants to eat something that smells like death and looks like semen mixed in with a piece of tangerine? Its a bloody womb for christs sake!

[NexusDarkworld338]

I was eating a boiled egg just now...thanks

[GilbertSyndrome]

Haha, well if Boris Johnson didn't put you off then i say go for gold and eat it all up, mmmm.

[EmmaBeeba]

I love a good soft boiled egg and soldiers. But hard boiled eggs ARE the devil.

[KaiTenSatsuma]

I agree, and its so hard to make a good soft boiled eggs, no watery whites, all liquid yolk....The only redeeming feature of deviled eggs is you can eat them cold.

[LordSpectreXII]

Boris Johnson and Paul Merton doing some 1 on 1 talking? I must be in heaven.

[ArthBHx]

Haha, i wish they had eaten the egg

[geraint0808]

Paul Merton obviously has never been to Southern Fried Chicken!!

[chootah]

How old is this?

[GirMittens]

I TOTALLY AGREE. Boiled eggs ARE satan snacks!

[BBX118]

BORIS JOHNSON FOR PRIME MINISTER.

[vikramkrishnan]

More like Bertie Wooster for PM

[DankWin]

@BBX118 Born in New York? Boris Johnson for president

[lennic95]

@BBX118 BORIS JOHNSON FOR MAYOR OF LONDON.

[courthero]

boris reminds me of a mad teacher i had when i was about 13

[sogz7]

aww he's sweet. kinda funny, when he doesn't mean to be too.

[WhisperingNovember]

i like him and yet despise him at the same time, why did he have to become mayor of london, why

[hatgirl09]

because people voted for him. he's genuine. when's the last time anyone's had a genuine guy with genuine faults and genuine thoughts and a genuine mouth with a sense of humour as a mayor? anyone? anywhere?

he can't possibly do worse than any other mayor before him.

[TGOW11]

quite, I think he reminds people that politicians can be human too.

[WhisperingNovember]

He's quite arguably one of the most deceptive politicians in the business. His deceptiveness leads him to people believing he is 'genuine'.

Not to just pick on Boris though, there are very few genuine politicians left, the Dennis Skinners of this world are all dying out.

He didn't win the mayoral election on what actually matters, his political opinions and policies, especially in an urban area.

He's one of the most right wing politicians in the country, not a prime candidate for an urban area.

[myg0tpurepunk]

I agree but he is funny and with the scouse jokes makes me like him more.

[bigglego]

I have eaton a century egg, didn't taste very nice but it would have been rude not to except it

[StephenLomax]

Boris rocks

[bazilisginger]

hes a fucking champion (Y) boris for the fucking win

[FulchesterUnited]

Absolute Legend.

[69Bluntsmoka420]

So the mayor of London is named Boris and David Cameron's son Ivan has died. Did England become a Russian colony while I wasn't looking? Have I dropped into a parallel universe where Russia won the cold war?

[prelan]

andyour names bluntsmoka, lol. you fool i'd like to see you do any better. you shamefull cunt

[69Bluntsmoka420]

That doesn't answer my question why English people love Russian names so much.

"Cheers Valentina, I'm off to the pub with me mates Vladmir and Rasputin."

[prelan]

actually i take that back then.

[rubylulu]

Boris looks like a friggin egg..the tool

[JoeRUGBY10]

Your a mug then, it happens all over the world. Your an idiot for falling for it.

[prelan]

what the fuck are you talking about

[Deathscent89]

lol Prescott is vile, he deserves it!

[kangamoo6]

"Luckily enough it missed me and hit a chap from The Guardian" - lol!

And i will NEVER get tired of that prescott vid...

Boris for PM

[Hargy69]

lmao at boris's rant over not being allowed to eat that century egg!

[Hargy69]

boris is absolutely hilarious!

'paul: what would you do if someone threw an egg at you boris: well, i'd duck i suppose'

ha ha ha

[visionofjohana]

I fucking love boiled eggs!!! Christ, he's boring.

[lilyworth]

"I was born in New York because I wanted to be close to my mother, and all that sort of thing..."

Brilliant.

[Cragrepent]

He's a boiled egg himself

[jonathanburr89]

WHY negative hes right britain is a mess...

[DanRaccoon]

britain is a shithole

[jonathanburr89]

Exactly aggree with u i dont understand why anyone can say it isnt, if anyone thinks britains ace id love to know why lol

[handbuiltbyrobots1]

How about the NHS? Welfare State? Freedom of Speech? Democracy? I could go on.

Britains a fabulous land, but like every country it has its good points and its bad points. But look it in perspective; you have clean running water, a roof over your head and food in the fridge and access to the internet. Do you have any idea how lucky you are?

Go live in an LEDC riddled with disease, death, famine and war, and then call Britain a shithole please.

[Tams80]

Absolutely.

If you think about, which some people obviously haven't, you are very lucky to be born in Britain. If you use statistics you could be a lot worse off.

[shatteredlamp12]

i love how we rant on the numerous faults of the NHS and yet no one else has anything like it

[petechett]

cos ur countrys shit dont insult ours the great

[omega255]

britain is a glorious country, but i love the fact that whenever you ask a brit about a certain place, odds are they'll say it's shit. coz we mock ourselves.coz we're all a bunch of miserable gits. and we wouldn't have it any other way

[Warbird13]

As a Yank, I must say I've always enjoyed the British sense of humor.

[Dave321321321]

i very much agree with you!

quote from bill baileys...

we come from a very laid back country. This is brought by centuries of rain. hmmmm gloomy.

oh aye, Britain is a fine country.

[LoverANDfighter84]

glorious country steady on we are alright but

glorious eh.

[Imaginaryflower]

I know, it's good not to be overly patriotic. I can't stand too much nationalism YUCK!

[WillB85]

Idiot

[fumanpooh7]

Scumbag!

[firestartertwistedfi]

His 'duck' comment reminds me of the story of the gay writer (and member of the bloomsbury set) lytton strachey, a renowned pacifist, who was asked what he would do if he saw a german raping his sister. 'i would attempt to come between them', he replied.

[muhreenuh]

"old boy" bahaha awesome

[GoldenRatio]

Boris is just too funny. Yes, he is a bit of a buffoon, but you have to admit he's funny to watch on shows like these.

[lennon890]

Who is the guy who gets the egg thrown at him at 4:34?

[hairyneil]

john prescott....but if you don't know who he is just think yourself lucky!

[tkellaway]

john prescott

[Nightwisher87]

i regret supporting him. he looked like a drunken twat at the closing ceremony.

[onafriday6]

what did you expect!

[lennon890]

What year is this?

[872872872]

haha egg thrown on brown....poop would be more

appropriate.

how come nobodys tried too shoot a president recently its boring without assasinations

[bmp011]

It was Prescott the egg was thrown at.

[johnnycondom973]

man, hes sodding mad!

what a legend

[Rottenandy]

It's funny, nobody is asking him to eat the egg but he blatently wants to try it!

[riverseaoceanx]

Absolutely NyabUK- well put.

[ngai1842]

a mad genius!!

[NyabUk]

Boris is consistently made out to be a idiotic,right-wing racist..despite his Eton/Oxoford education and his mixed background of Jewish,muslim and christian background..and as for right wing..although a Tory MP (thank God he won the Mayoral election!) he is actually the most liberal of Tory MP's with which im sure he has more in common with a young New Labour type than a traditional stuffy Tory MP...oh and not to mention he is married to the daughter of a Sikh Indian.

[rb306]

should've put himself in room 101, the twat

[Loveborough]

boris is a twat i agree. if i was on room 101 he would go straight in along with jeremy cunt clarkson

[Crying11Wolf]

your a mug mate