also, there's a small, easy to miss MGS reference in the tadpole fight -- you notice that the tadpole reaches the top room, looks around and says "there's nothing here... sweep the area!" -- if you're in that topmost room, inside your box when the girl comes around, she says "what...? it's just a box..."
ironically, the only reason @YayForCake signed on to do the voice acting for this game (she did the tadpoles + the guard in the buffet) was because she saw your let's play of the first merry gear game.
naturally, i thought i thought it'd be fitting to give you a shout-out seeing as in some strange way you are responsible for this game. do you hear me? there is blood on your hands.
The puns here will be sealed away along with forbidden nuclear weapons someday and use later to fight superaliens or evil space robots who conventional weapons have no effect on.
Thought the toast bit DID make me laugh. And the box.
Next we'll find out that the only way to beat the game is by unplugging your computer or hitting Alt - F4 or something ridiculous like that. Plug your controller into the SECOND controller port, please.
Christmas... snake in a box! Chanuka... snake in a box! Kwanzaa... snake in a box! Every single holiday a snake in a box! Over at your parent's house a snake in a box! Midday at the grocery store a snake in a box! Backstage at the CMAs a snake in a box!
The items themselves in this game are almost as painful in their odd usage as the puns are. And Cold Snake is clearly an idiot of massive proportions. Come back, Solid Snake, we miss you so.
Please never refer to your viewers as Merry Gear-ites. I don't think my poor heart could take it.
So, if using the Holid-Eye is considered sequence breaking in the children's clothing store, and you need the Toast to do it "correctly," then what use does the Holid-Eye have at all? I played through the game and never found another use for the Holid-Eye.
I have a problem with how that box works. When Snake begins walking, he raises the box a little off the ground. Shouldn't that allow more air to get in?
Hey DC, I don't know how much use to you this would be at this point, but you do know that you can tap the inventory key to quickly unequip and reequip the item you're currently using, right? I just thought I'd mention it, since I saw you switch items manually to get out of the box for some air, then manually switch back.
Huh. When I played through the game, I didn't get the toast and all the kids were there when I had to backtrack. Yay for unnecessary difficulty increase!
I cannot tell a lie, I love the "six bufffets--more than enough to fill anything that moves!" line. I also love the Deceased Crabcakes shout-out OH GOSH I WONDER WHY
If you get caught by the TADPOLE mannequins, you learn they aren't TADPOLES at all, but crossdressing boys. I have no idea why that is so. Anyway, my voice is now in a DeceasedCrab video, so I guess I can retire happily. Huzzah for DeceasedCrabcakes!
I'm really surprised that Otacon didn't suggest using the moldy toast to "get out of a jam". I'm glad he didn't say it, don't get me wrong. Just surprised.
6 biscuits... more than enough to feed anything that moves.
noex100 1 week ago
Why do the tadpoles have Jersey accents?
ChaoGamersOfficial 7 months ago
Welcome to the Revolting Omelet
Exotic survival cuisine
6 Buffets...More than enough to fill anything that moves.
zeldafan159357 7 months ago 6
Its so punny and puntastic oh how punny this game is.
lordettecursedwolfy 7 months ago
8:56 Was that a lady ga ga reference?
Hyperthehedgehog00 8 months ago
It's glowing it must be full of POWER!
That one got me, made me think of Snake holding the toast over his head Zelda style.
SkellionPowalskiz 10 months ago
I don't get it, who is The Podunkian?
VentusxBBSxSpero 1 year ago
@VentusxBBSxSpero He's the creator of Merry Gear Solid & sequel.
Orion4442 1 year ago
OOO! NUTcracker! ouch!
gmodfan11 1 year ago
this makes really no sense:a Toast that eats every Jam like the radar jam...the creator must be high to make this
JanTheDog 1 year ago
God dammit, between the 6 minute and 8 minute mark of this video, I put 3 hours into a new play through of MGS4.
zKDredrick 1 year ago
@zKDredrick That's the Big Boss run for ya.
SkellionPowalskiz 10 months ago
Was that a Telephone reference at 8:56? Hmmm?
Nerdykid95 1 year ago
Who knew moldy toast could do that?!
thedragonb0y 1 year ago
radar jam.....*Facepalm*
Nemesis986 1 year ago
uhm.. at 8:58.. Telephone (that song with Lady Gaga and Beyoncé) lyrics?
"Stop calling, stop calling! I don't wanna talk anymore!"
Well, this is just a guess, though..
potet321 1 year ago
I am not moldy.
Toast024 1 year ago
I couldn't hear what that kid said. Rewind! Nope still just gibberish.
antiZEROless 1 year ago
a pun and a (sort of) spaceballs reference, this game is amazing
TheIrishboy13 1 year ago
Like Cold Snake couldn't just poke air holes in the cardboard box with his candy cane or something... *shrugs* :/
DC: "STOP!" XD
nohophil 1 year ago
"Stop calling, stop calling, just don't talk anymore!" XD I see, making song references, now?
UntoldFutures 1 year ago
Thursday is the beginning of my work week, so whaddya know, it's MY Monday as well. *bro fist*
NeoGenGamer 1 year ago
Huh, you hate Thursdays too DC? It's strange, most people hate Mondays yet for me I've always had bad days on Thursdays.
SpecterVonBaren 1 year ago
also, there's a small, easy to miss MGS reference in the tadpole fight -- you notice that the tadpole reaches the top room, looks around and says "there's nothing here... sweep the area!" -- if you're in that topmost room, inside your box when the girl comes around, she says "what...? it's just a box..."
ThePodunkian 1 year ago
ironically, the only reason @YayForCake signed on to do the voice acting for this game (she did the tadpoles + the guard in the buffet) was because she saw your let's play of the first merry gear game.
naturally, i thought i thought it'd be fitting to give you a shout-out seeing as in some strange way you are responsible for this game. do you hear me? there is blood on your hands.
ThePodunkian 1 year ago 25
@ThePodunkian I'm responsible for lots of things. I suppose my hands are absolutely covered in blood. But did it have to be the blood of puns?
DID IT, PODUNKIAN?!?!?! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
DeceasedCrab 1 year ago 30
Deceased Crab Cakes....hmmm sounds disgusting
Drei216 1 year ago
"Stop calling stop calling I don't want to talk anymore." I love that Lady Gaga reference! :D
smergibblegibberish 1 year ago
don't worry DC... This game makes me angry too!
tempest620 1 year ago
Uncalled for? Or, uncold for?
Hakarfox 1 year ago
The puns here will be sealed away along with forbidden nuclear weapons someday and use later to fight superaliens or evil space robots who conventional weapons have no effect on.
Thought the toast bit DID make me laugh. And the box.
Jadriam 1 year ago 3
xD i know what the kid said, "Deceased Crab cakes?! LET'S EAT!!"
AbsoluteDead 1 year ago
Toast now!? Okay, that's a stretch, even for me....
BygPhattyPlus 1 year ago
Next we'll find out that the only way to beat the game is by unplugging your computer or hitting Alt - F4 or something ridiculous like that. Plug your controller into the SECOND controller port, please.
AndrewRedroad 1 year ago
Stop telephonin' me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-UH-UH
fuzzycows7 1 year ago
It definitly makes sense that just because Moldy Toast can disintigrate Strawberry Jam, you can unjam a radar array. Brilliant.
Vanguard0174 1 year ago
Glad I'm not the only one to catch the Lady Gaga reference! I loved it! Hate to say it but that song is great.
LordCard 1 year ago
That's some good toast right there......
GreatNegus 1 year ago
Christmas... snake in a box! Chanuka... snake in a box! Kwanzaa... snake in a box! Every single holiday a snake in a box! Over at your parent's house a snake in a box! Midday at the grocery store a snake in a box! Backstage at the CMAs a snake in a box!
heroxlegacy 1 year ago
My favorite part of this game is that it's more like Metal Gear used to be than the current games in the actual series.
DiosGX 1 year ago
Snake should know how to use a box already. He must be getting Alzheimer's.
dismalelysium88 1 year ago
Not a fan of this game...too many puns, too much dialog, not enough bizarre children...
Huntershows 1 year ago
Time for more puns! DC must have gotten crabby to go gaga over phones!
faeleia 1 year ago
This game is very punny.
mrinsane7066 1 year ago
6:38
It's funny because it made me angry after the first 10 minutes of dialogue and it's quite a bit more entertaining now that you're angry. Go figure.
CheeseburgerWithMayo 1 year ago
The puns - the puns are eating me alive!
FMagl 1 year ago
What are a bunch of children doing in a mall in the middle of the night unattended by adults?
mackiovirus 1 year ago
You were slowly going insane weren't you?
DancerAngel22 1 year ago
Thing-Thing 4?
animegirlheather 1 year ago
Did that kid say "DeceasedCrab... come on, let's eat!" o.o
RanConstantine 1 year ago
The kid says "Deceased Crab Cakes? Oh, let's eat!" in case you didn't understand what the kid was saying.
Artix3000 1 year ago
The items themselves in this game are almost as painful in their odd usage as the puns are. And Cold Snake is clearly an idiot of massive proportions. Come back, Solid Snake, we miss you so.
Please never refer to your viewers as Merry Gear-ites. I don't think my poor heart could take it.
UrlynVinx 1 year ago
That toast sure comes in useful when your in a jam.
cowofdoom78963 1 year ago
In that room you use the box to get past, I want to know why you can't use the reindeer head to get past.
xXKirbyPwnage223 1 year ago
@xXKirbyPwnage223 Electric floors.
DeceasedCrab 1 year ago
Was the jam by any chance...raspberry?
LONE STARR....
Lancewiu 1 year ago
Backtrack,
backtrack,
freaking backtrack,
gotta do this stuff again.
SyxxPunk 1 year ago
If it can break down the radar jam on Spaceball 1, it can break down the radar jam in Merry Gear Solid!
SyxxPunk 1 year ago
So, if using the Holid-Eye is considered sequence breaking in the children's clothing store, and you need the Toast to do it "correctly," then what use does the Holid-Eye have at all? I played through the game and never found another use for the Holid-Eye.
Jagobah 1 year ago
I have a problem with how that box works. When Snake begins walking, he raises the box a little off the ground. Shouldn't that allow more air to get in?
shadowlink3214 1 year ago
Holy hell! These bastards are just relentless with the dialogue!
I never thought that someone could actually talk me into a boredom-induced coma. I was horribly wrong.
DarkReaper1994 1 year ago
oh god that "Radar jam" joke was so bad that it was funny xD
Anonymouzor 1 year ago
Merry Gear Solid 2: Puns of Liberty
RDMT00 1 year ago
RADAR JAM....AHAH...AHAHAH.....Oh lord, kill me now.
teath123 1 year ago
God damn, Otacon is just as bad as Otis in Dead Rising.
thevillagewanker 1 year ago
At the present, DC wants a present so he can present its uses to his present fans.
You're lucky I wasn't writing for the game.
PaperSpock 1 year ago
..I like dialogue. :|
Neotails8762 1 year ago
What is the difference between the box and the deer mask? Besides the fact that you can use the box without hugging against a wall.
TooDumTooLive 1 year ago
No, Mr. Podunkian DID develop a conscious, it's just later on he forgot to to water it and it died.
MrSquidon 1 year ago
You know, I don't remember Otacon being THIS talkative. I know he likes to talk, but...this is just plain overkill.
Also, I couldn't really make out what the kid said.
RSCNyx 1 year ago
-Groan- The puns, they are unbearable...
jopomeister 1 year ago
Spaceballs called and wants their Radar Jam joke back.
How can we get money for suing you if you won't even buy a new computer, perhaps for lack of money?
"Stop calling me!"
Otacon is worse than a stalker.
SchlossRitter 1 year ago
tengu advanced defense patrol operation lightning espionage unit...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A WINNER
TheAkatsuki357 1 year ago
You are way better at this than I. I mess up on that tadpoles section a lot.
wally2069 1 year ago
Hey DC, I don't know how much use to you this would be at this point, but you do know that you can tap the inventory key to quickly unequip and reequip the item you're currently using, right? I just thought I'd mention it, since I saw you switch items manually to get out of the box for some air, then manually switch back.
Samurai0316 1 year ago
I think the jokes are funny
Terrorshave 1 year ago
Um.. little girls wearing lubricated suits? That's just wrong.
hyphz 1 year ago
Huh. When I played through the game, I didn't get the toast and all the kids were there when I had to backtrack. Yay for unnecessary difficulty increase!
shawnachu 1 year ago
Wow. DC, how do you cope with the outlines of your hand on your face after playing this game? Surgery, paper bag?
MichaelSaniyan 1 year ago
I didn't understand a single thing that kid at the begining said, so I miss the joke. Thats kinda sad.
LaZodiac 1 year ago
The revelation of what the Tadpoles are brought back bad Mendel Palace memories.
thepatcat 1 year ago
I cannot tell a lie, I love the "six bufffets--more than enough to fill anything that moves!" line. I also love the Deceased Crabcakes shout-out OH GOSH I WONDER WHY
Madamluna 1 year ago
Radarjam....wow.
Nutcrackers got me though.
supersunny8 1 year ago
There's only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry...COLD SNAKE!
TheHelldragon 1 year ago
Let's Play DeceasedCrab blocks Otacon's number.
InfraredCentipede 1 year ago
ConcealRise 1 year ago 2
The logic in this game is akin to that of Quantum Physics... If Quantum Physics didn't have any of the math behind it.
Onirayushizobura 1 year ago
You promised me GOOD inside jokes... you lied to me DC... How can I believe you from now on?
kojiknight 1 year ago
If you get caught by the TADPOLE mannequins, you learn they aren't TADPOLES at all, but crossdressing boys. I have no idea why that is so. Anyway, my voice is now in a DeceasedCrab video, so I guess I can retire happily. Huzzah for DeceasedCrabcakes!
YayForCake 1 year ago
Loving this LP, please keep it up!
midnightveil 1 year ago
I'm really surprised that Otacon didn't suggest using the moldy toast to "get out of a jam". I'm glad he didn't say it, don't get me wrong. Just surprised.
kylep2 1 year ago
Hell will freeze over the day Otacon shut's the hell up. And to think the horrid puns aren't even close to over.
kawaiininjakat 1 year ago
Thank you for letting me know never to play this game.
JayKRiot 1 year ago
@JayKRiot MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
DeceasedCrab 1 year ago
Man, of all the times for The Mighty Mighty Bosstones "Toxic Toast" to come up, it HAD to be now.
Stupid spit-take rumble mutter...
Ariamaki 1 year ago
I should get a sample of that mold, it could probably do more than eat jam!
MettanAtem 1 year ago 2
Can you say... Bathtub full of body parts?
Dogletta 1 year ago
Anyone else flashback to spaceballs when they got to the jam nonsense?
MadcowDead 1 year ago 34
@MadcowDead
So the Ghosts of Christmas Past are trying to use Merry Gear to STEAL ALL OUR AIR?
DrolKeegEht 1 year ago
The radar sir! It's been... JAMMED!
...raspberry.
*raises hand* XD
Nekoyuki 1 year ago 2
@MadcowDead Pfft, I'm over that noise. Now I'm getting flashbacks to Space Jam, for some reason.
mawknation 1 year ago
@MadcowDead I was almost expecting DC to make one.
Anthip 1 year ago
Stupid tadpoles! Haha!!
Q9R42 1 year ago
now you're thinking outside of the box... or inside it.
morakdais 1 year ago 8
I just hit myself in the face so hard... radar jam...
KuresunaZero 1 year ago 12
Lady GaGa and Otacon would be great friends they can call eachovers telephone
FaSGamez 1 year ago 5
@FaSGamez Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Stop codec calling me.
DeceasedCrab 1 year ago 2
Caught in a mall-traaaaance.
TheArcadion 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maiglockchen 1 year ago
Toast that can unjam radars? What will they think of next!
th3b3st 1 year ago 18
@th3b3st Well, I have invented radioactive toast!
darkowl9 1 year ago
Well it's radar jam :)
DieKolkrabe 1 year ago
Lets just say it gets worse from there
marsgreekgod 1 year ago
@th3b3st murding jelly?
tate9000 1 year ago