The Witcher 2 Walkthrough - Part 1 "Prison, punching and pointy nipples!"

[gcastellanos02]

7:28 OMG lol. I tried to fap to this, I really did. But I could not stop laughing. So funny.

[SkyrimEs5]

26 people are mothers who caught their sons masturbating to this

[SVBoyo16]

Wow I'm surprised this vid wasn't taken down lol I'm not complaining

[slicknik18]

finally a game without censorship im buying this for sure

[SidorSidorov81]

Music... <3<3<3

[DEMEROHAZE]

dude all i need to say is dont talk through the cutscenes please geez

[rufshotz]

dude ur so loud i had to put volume of cuz of parents

[rufshotz]

thumbs up for 720p!

[skorpions949]

Polska kurwa gra / Polish Game B)



[BolshakovYuri]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME LISTEN

[GryphisOne]

I used to play Witcher, then I took an arrow in the knee.....

[timetosaybb]

they use to shave themself in, lets say 20.000BC -.-

[Kenjuu0584]

The commentary made this video hard to masturbate to :D So funny lololol

[ramnozack]

Guard is a total cockblocker.

[Survivor9394]

SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! dont talk you!!!!!!!!

[MrWildan90]

im gonna kill that guard

[FrozenKing142]

then witcher doesent want to meet whit the dragon born (dovakin ysmir how u want XD)cuz he does FUS RO DA and witcher plox

[FifteeeCal]

@FrozenKing142 FU RO DAAAAAHHH.

[FrozenKing142]

runing in slow motion having sex in the ocean

it rimes XD

[TheStenchofAMan]

Too bad.

For tomorrow...IT'S ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!

(courtesy YouTube Admin Heads)

[FifteeeCal]

@TheStenchofAMan Still here. MWAHAHAHA.

[dawgman67]

guy is an idiot...sounds like you lost your load there when tress was nude.

[FifteeeCal]

@dawgman67 I did. Made a huge mess. Took ages to clean up.

[Charmingsheperd]

Not censored and not even flagged yet, you sure are a pro

[FifteeeCal]

@Charmingsheperd YouTube loves the boobies too!

[dbeiswenger]

eeeeew bewbiees... get them outta there. oh no... hes cawk blawkin' meh. haha great vid

[FifteeeCal]

@dbeiswenger Haha, thanks, glad you liked it :)

[miller302930]

Yall are so disgusting...its just a freakin human body!

[preetor1]

@miller302930 and tits are just sweat glands for milk...?

[PuffTheUnicorn]

oh sorry i knocked over your candles-BOOOBSSSSSS :D lol

[qfayne1121]

Boobies *chuckles quietly*

[FifteeeCal]

@qfayne1121 *heeheehee* :)

[limo1324]

funnnnnnnnnny

[limo1324]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­!

[mrcow94]

Lol so want The Wticher

[MrAirplaneRevell]

7:32 for BOOBIES :D 

[FifteeeCal]

@MrAirplaneRevell BEWBIEES :D

[masterpengun]

whats better tits or LARGE TITS?

[FifteeeCal]

@masterpengun I can appreciate all kinds of titaaes :P

[masterpengun]

@FifteeeCal even fat tits O_o

[FifteeeCal]

@masterpengun Ok, maybe not them.

[Ko700el]

@FifteeeCal agreed

[CohesiveOverkill]

@FifteeeCal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[masterpengun]

i saw the new uncharted 3 commercial that had drake talking about subway then i saw this now i want subway while having sex :l

[FifteeeCal]

@masterpengun You like a footlong when doing the business? Whatever floats your boat I guess :P

[THEDARKKNIGHT245]

<3 BOOBIES =D!

[FifteeeCal]

@THEDARKKNIGHT245 YAY FOR BOOBIES :D

[hardy872001]

stupid soldier

[zdslmn]

i lmao. nice commentary man.

[FifteeeCal]

@zdslmn Thanks, glad you enjoyed :D

[December2012Junkie]

Oh, man! *cracks up laughing* I just started watching this vid to see if I should play the game and I'm only a quarter way through but I gotta say that your commentary, FifteeCal, is funnier and more epic than the game itself!! lol (no offence any Witcher fans) This looks pretty interesting though however it's alarmingly similar to Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, kind of like an advanced and more mature version for lack of a better term. Awesome graphics though, and a very entertaining commentary.

[FifteeeCal]

@December2012Junkie Thanks for the comment, I'm really glad you enjoyed my commentary :D Speaking of the Elder Scrolls, I'm planning on doing a walkthrough when Skyrim comes out, so stay tuned for that!

[December2012Junkie]

@FifteeeCal You're welcome! This game does look interesting and I love Oblivion, so I will definetly keep on the look out for your Skyrimw althrough although I'll want to play the game myself first, a bit. Also, I got The Witcher 2 today and installed it fine on my laptop but I have a bunch of issues with starting it up. The first one was about Direct3D9 drivers. Got around that somehow with a bunch of patches & stuff. Now this other error pops up! Continued in second comment....

[December2012Junkie]

@FifteeeCal ...Continued from reply ~ Sorry about all this but I really need some help. It's just that the second error says that the game won't start because it can't open the lang(uage) ini. I think that's some text document like the game ini. but I'm clueless as to how to proceed. I have googled these issues hundreds of times but with no success and this is getting more and more frustrating. I really want to play it though but might not be able to. So any help from any1 wud be appreciated!

[FifteeeCal]

@December2012Junkie Damn man, I don't think I can help :( My only suggestion would be uninstalling then re-installing the game. Sounds stupid and you've probably already tried that, but it might work.

[December2012Junkie]

@FifteeeCal Thanks for the reply, and I already tried that. I've been searching for ages for a fix and it didn't work. I might find something on YouTube though, so that's okay. Thanks for the Walkthrough, it's quite interesting. I appreciate your advice.

[heavyrainloverful]

10:05 lol You sound like Pickles from Dethklok. :D

[FifteeeCal]

@heavyrainloverful I don't know what you're talking about. So I'm just going to say yes :P

[antonisNWC]

if you play witcher 2 for first time you will not get the "wild hunt" Story

[FifteeeCal]

@antonisNWC What's the wild hunt?

[lolman3121]

@FifteeeCal im guessing its a spoiler

[ShadowCookie44]

Nice vid fifteeecal xD :)

[FifteeeCal]

@ShadowCookie44 Thank you shadowcookie :)

[ShadowCookie44]

@FifteeeCal Haha :)



[SWKOTOR4]

lmao @ 5:02-5:04 "how does very fuuny mean Fuck You" lol

[FifteeeCal]

@SWKOTOR4 Apparently in the Witcher 'very funny' = 'fuck you'!

[SWKOTOR4]

@FifteeeCal yea i know lol. i was quoting u. :P

[xmlviking]

eww boobies get the boobies out of their >:-3

[FifteeeCal]

@xmlviking Boobies *giggle* :P

[Piskorinka]

seriously .. u r jst takin d piss mate :D bt s laughin my head off listenin 2 u :D

cnt wait 2 play d game ... 1st 1 ws awesome bt this looks ever better :)

[FifteeeCal]

@Piskorinka Me taking the piss? NEVER :P

[Piskorinka]

@FifteeeCal u sure? part 3 ' whe d fuck do we want?' n u go 'BACON' thts definetly takin d piss lol

[FifteeeCal]

@Piskorinka Everybody loves bacon!

[Piskorinka]

@FifteeeCal Vegetarians dnt :P

[FifteeeCal]

@Piskorinka Secretly, deep down they love it :P

[Piskorinka]

@FifteeeCal awww so they r jst lyin abt hatin it cuz they wanna be special riiite ? :P

[FifteeeCal]

@Piskorinka Precisely!

[Piskorinka]

@FifteeeCal Hahaha oook then lol :D

[bole316]

@Piskorinka ???English??!

[AlecFortescue]

Everyone thinks and sees 'Milfgaard' when they see the word Nilfgaard for the first time..

[432fuzz]

you can skip the cinematics?

[FifteeeCal]

@432fuzz And miss the boobage? No way! :P

[locp8889]

bamm

[FifteeeCal]

@locp8889 Bamm to you too!

[STR8TeFLoN]

damn i should have picked this 1 up when i saw it @ wal mart lol..

[FifteeeCal]

@STR8TeFLoN You should have, it's really good :D Though you can download it from Good Old Games and it's DRM free!

[thedarkwordofgom]

this game looks awesome

[FifteeeCal]

@thedarkwordofgom It is indeed awesome :D

[BurntGuy1998]

this game looks AWESOME! is it worth buying? :D

[FifteeeCal]

@BurntGuy1998 I'd recommend it, even though I've barely played it :D You need a pretty decent PC to run it though!

[RelentlessShooter]

lol don't worry you will be fine there is plenty of really popular content that has nudity in it.

[FifteeeCal]

@RelentlessShooter Ahh good, didn't want to lose the bewbage :P

[avengerofdeadvideos]

Did anyone else notice when he was in the inventory?

Formula: Cat

WTF? are you going to make a cat!?

honestly that would just prove how badass geralt is

Geralt: heh i took some herbs and made a cat!

Crowd: OOO ahhhh!

[FifteeeCal]

@avengerofdeadvideos Meow XD Imma make a cat!

[farts796]

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