Re: Lewis Black Starbucks Hillarious!!!!

[KDavisJr86]

Oh god. And all this time I thought Lewis Black was just being an angry old Jew...

[WinstonDisraeli]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[LeQuack147]

Why you do this?!

[yishto]

Here in San Jose there's a gamestop across from a gamestop. Ones in a mall, the other is across from the mall. The one in the mall is smaller and the one across is one of the biggest in the country, so I guess I can see a small justification.

[Crossbones6732]

Turning around: "Maybe theres a Mcdonalds, or a gas station. Or maybe even a GAP. BUT THERE'S ANOTHER STARBUCKS!

[makugx]

yeah..well, FUCK 2 STARBUCKS WITHIN A BLOCK FROM EACH OTHER!

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET SOMEONE IN A STARBUCKS IN A MALL AND WE COLDNT MEET.

HE KEPT GOING LIKE "I'M IN STARBUCKS AND I DONT SEE YOU!" - WELL ME TOO! SO YOU'RE LYING TO ME!"

TURNS OUT THERE WAS ANOTHER STARBUCKS IN THAT SAME MALL!.....FUCK YOU MALL PEOPLE! PUT SOME OTHER GAY CLOTHING STORE THAT NO ONE NEEDS INSTEAD! THAT SHITS CONFUSING!

[35057]

"That, my friends, is the end of the universe!"

[schmoborama]

just goes to show you how stupid people are to support crap businesses so much that they can open stores right next to each other.

[MrAlextomz519]

@slave2f8 you just lost the game.

[justin103190]

UNBE-F&%#ING LIEVABLE!!!!!!!!

[blackhawk009]

Vancouver FTW!

[Mance200]

Congratulations.

You broke it.

[slave2f8]

this looks like the beginning of an ideal world to me :)

[oehieze]

this isn't the one lewis talked about... I live close to it! lol

[guitarguy97]

NIIIIIICEEEE!!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!! I must go there there and watch time stand still. hehe. classic!

[musicman243]

I think my Watch Stopped..

[asukajuggernaut666]

that mcdonalds across mcdonalds, its a black hole or something worse...

[Nathan1097]

Hey!  Thanks! :-)

[Saphirre929]

I SEE THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

MOTHERFUCKING DICKS

[tuck234]

Oh I remeber that. That was just a great way showing that "Why go to that starbucks while there is another one that we're standing in front of?"

[philsmithzebra]

You dumb asses. I'm looking for the actual standup bit. You pinheads have way to much fucking time on your hands

[gpedder]

@philsmithzebra haha lovely comment! the standup is linked to this video

[jskosnik1]

This Video is Vancouver. There are Starbucks on opposite corners on Robson Street.

[bosatsu76]

What?....... The hell was this?

[mactiger1983]

I never thought that I'd actually see 2 Starbucks across from each other. Note to self: Listen to Lewis Black more often!!!

[maggot4lifesic]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

i think im gonna die D:

[Irishking750]

IT DOES EXIST! *faint*

[operaghostandkitty]

Wow. It's one thing to hear it but another thing entirely to see it.

[jasadin]

I wonder what will happen to the time space continuum if you pour coffee from both Starbucks into another container.

[hhiippiittyy]

ah van

[DenitheGreat]

This is why men and women with an IQ above a banana should be allowed to own missile launchers.

[Pensfan8726]

ive seen a mcdonalds across from a mcdonalds

[218Deshara]

@Pensfan8726 I worked at a McDonalds that was across from a McDonalds. They both had the same managers. And somehow, one of them went out of bussiness o_O

[bigshad226]

NO WAY!!!..it cant be..

[rhbcweatherdude]

At one time, there was a Stewart's across the street from a Stewart's in Germantown, New York. Eventually they tore one down.

[dylangio]

there is a shopping center in scottsdale arizona. where i kid you not. there is a starbucks in a target. a starbucks in an albertson and then an actual starbucks store ...and they all share the same parking lot.

[BorikeTheBlackDragon]

Let me guess, Houstan Texas?

[nimrooo]

@BorikeTheBlackDragon

vancouver, canada

Robson street to be specific

[chris12317]

in cochrane they have 9,000,000 starbucks shops in a row.

[sonyipod]

hey i miss vancouver

[firaga226]

Roflcopter

[Grishzog]

ROTFFLMGDMFAO

[ConsoleZ]

Hey, that's the one in Vancouver!

[IcthysSapien]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I never knew if he was joking or not! Hahahahaha!!!

[pinkuoni]

In houston there are two sbux across the street from each other.. the sad part is they both do really well in sales... one's a cafe and the other is a dt... on the plus side sbux is down sizing slowly! lol

[RJY4356]

Sbux? wtf typing out the whole word Starbucks was just too much for you huh? haha

[pinkuoni]

actually I work for the company and no one spells it out... its lingo the employees use... but you wouldn't under stand that now would you?

[hollidm]

he was talking about River Oaks shopping center in Houston hehe

[texicali39]

Hold up in River Oaks? I could've sworn I seen the same thing on Richmond Ave. too.

[sub4subx]

lol

[Brassfish01]

omg hahaha

thats freaking hilarious.

i love lewis black

i never thought that this was real. i want to go there so bad hahaha

[gpedder]

I was walking past the other night and it really did hit me that while looking at a starbucks across the street there really should be one behind me; and then for the briefest of moments, my head kind of went into a strange trance like state, like I suddenly realized that life was some kind of videogame or something. Then I got a cafe latte.

[Darktank2007]

@gpedder did time stand still?

[gpedder]

@Darktank2007 i'm still standing here!

[Darktank2007]

@gpedder holy shit thats amazing!

[goisles]

Hahahahah!!! I was always wondering if that was true!!! Oh man. "Right across the street, from that Starbucks, there was a Starbucks...And that, my friend, is the end of the universe."