CH Live: NYC - Bo Burnham

[TheBC313]

His capo matches his shirt :)

[joebobo54]

he needs a haircut 

[deweyproductions58]

Can't wait for his show on the 26

[kburger91]

@deweyproductions58 going to that too at the Wilbur Theatre!

[MegLuvzLife]

I happen to like confused firemen!LOL

[Ayeeprul]

anyone else looking at the the hot guy in the blue shirt with the guitar on stage?

[StolenLettuce]

@Ayeeprul Nope, didn't see him at all.

[TheRealSpellstar]

i demand an mp3

[Zsilo95]

He definitely got laid that night. Probably by multiple women

[CubedIntoCircles]

This never gets old! <<3

[AEMoreira81]

It's so funny BECAUSE it's based in TRUTH!

[typingramndomly]

Poor puzzles...

[TheGreat778]

Arpeggio!

[trollsshallbetrolls]

awwh hes nervouss:(

[JadedStar01]

Arpeggio.

On a different note, I laughed way too hard at this for such stupid jokes. Clearly I'm easily entertained.

[ewfwer1124214g]

arpeggios

[JLTCHSHP]

alpeggio.

[sierranicole013]

He's creative and sexy.Thats the best you can get. (:

[MrChicomanchico]

great shirt.

[Spencerspaz]

i have that KAPO! :D

[gizzakjr]

anyone else looking at the hot red head in the front row?

[saskscottlucky]

@gizzakjr you can't even see her face

[i8yoCAKE]

@gizzakjr which one o_o

[lettertree11]

@gizzakjr Oh yeah, I was. She was smoking hot!

[illcassielll]

222 people are in the area of gray.......

[lezeloser]

I love you Bo.

[nennypsycho]

so many people on this video are idiots.. first off he's not a pop singer. He's a comedian.. he tours all around the world and does live shows. He is really talented.. he can find a double meaning in just about anything and he's more creative then you will ever be...

[AnnaTheGreat1]

Hooray for the confused firemen!

[Pavement115]

Is it just me, or is this guy like a fake Demetri Martin? 

[MrWwefan15]

@Pavement115 nah, he's really talented, he doesn't have a lot of respect and knows he doesn't deserve most of what he got in success terms, he's comedies justin bieber but he's very funny,very smart,very earnest,honest and i've heard he's a stand up guy.

[TheMusicJunkie23]

Confused firemen made me laugh for an hour

[GreekTuttorials]

Women can fake orgasms but men can fake love.

Best lyrics ever ..

[blondieeee515]

He WOULD be from Hamilton, Massachusetts.

Every Hamilton kid I know is hilarious.

[mrkusgruner]

Women can fake orgasms, and men can fake LOVE! Best.LINE.EVER!

[lglglg123ify]

@southpark1195 nah that wasn't actually her, i stole her dead body before it happened and i keep her in my freezer at home

[jjesseshort]

@lglglg123ify dude...

werent you the one making fun of HIS bad jokes?

like, thats just wrong, not funny. and why would you even RESORT to a comment about his mom in the first place? you can't think of anything else?

[lglglg123ify]

@jjesseshort i wasn't talking about his mum, i was talking about his nan

[jjesseshort]

@lglglg123ify an uhh...whats the difference?

[jjesseshort]

@lglglg123ify and uhh...whats the difference?

[lglglg123ify]

@jjesseshort nan is slang for grandmum

[jjesseshort]

@lglglg123ify okay, thats MUCH worse. not only do you sleep with dead people, but grandmothers?

[lglglg123ify]

@southpark1195 yes i have sex with your nans dead corpse

[lglglg123ify]

@southpark1195 I stab wound fucked your dead nan*

[lglglg123ify]

@southpark1195 thats not a funny joke, i think perhap you should kill yourself. just a suggestion though

[ajmcdavis]

this song sucks

[nennypsycho]

@ajmcdavis and you don't have a sense of humor!

[DifferentWhenYouSay]

the guy gives the girl 70 cents because that;s the way it is.

[andreakerblom]

Unfortunately two of the jokes are "stolen". The money-joke is old and so is the "women can fake orgasms but men can fake love"-line. Still love him though!

[ruairikinney]

@gibsonlespaul111, i'm from Ireland and we would say that you "fancy" someone in all of the time. You're obviously a dick that makes statements without having the facts

[acoustichearts0]

219 people didn't get the joke.

[carmenvzubik0708]

men evolved from women

[lonewolf20082008]

@carmenvzubik0708 women were made from the rib of a man, get your facts right

[tannerdepert]

@lonewolf20082008 religion is a personal belief. get your head straight.

[DuckFeetProductions]

@carmenvzubik0708 Men and women are the same species, how did men evolve from women, and if they did, how did women reproduce without men before they "evolved"?

[ilegrow]

THIS GUY HAD HIS FEW MONTHS OF FAME...AND IT DIED OUT, HE NEEDS TO STOP NOW.

[nagrombrooks]

@ilegrow Hey, you can eat my ass.

[Enothrae]

@ilegrow no

[Designedbydeath]

@ilegrow Wtf are you talking about? More and more people are finding out about his comedy every day and he was just voted #1 on comedy centrals top comedian list for 2011 so he must be doing something right.

[vDRAGONSLAYERv]

@ilegrow

"Uploaded October 2008"

Nah...you mad bro.

[Cyt37]

He probably fucked that redhead.

[pyroboi21]

I thought the money joke was because men pay for women? after work. ? no..?

[absakinkle]

I love this song, but since the notes just repeat over and over I always end up singing things like "Women are like cows...'cause they both caused the Holocaust..."

[llamasarus1]

why does he look like such a male pop singer.

[Sarg3d110]

@llamasarus1 Cause He's a male pop singer who thinks he's funny.

[ch4os1337]

@DAyomandude He plays different songs live then the ones that are online.

[xXASP3NnXx]

Bo your my hero. iModel my whole stand-up career after you because iBelieve you are the quintessential comedian of my generation. iJust wanted you to know how much iRevere you even though you told me not to in Art is Dead.

[BreezyBooBlondie]

I laughed. So hard.

[ripperbob159]

What are the chords he uses?

[TheEasterRebel]

2:48

[lalaland6868]

I want to marry him lol

[Matthew41700]

0:01

[dyslexicxheart]

I'm having a music-nerd moment here, his vibrato is gorgeous.

comedic genius. (:

[Kelleeehalofreak]

@dyslexicxheart His vibrato is even more gorgeous in "Oh Bo".

[megablade12345]

im surprised he used the men make 70cents joke

[escapethecrash]

bo is the only one with standards low enough to fuck him. lol

[superluigi92]

look at all of Bo's Hoes, Trying to take a ride on Bo's Hose!

[KingxThird]

Dear toyota , i dont give a fuck if your electric car cures cancer . Go away please .

[PurpleGoose32]

haha so true!

we hate useing condoms

[PurpleGoose32]

haha so true!

[dachoppa35]

This guy is a fucking champ

[azorian2]

im impressed... i wouldnt be able to sing that song with a straight face XD

[DerOberstKrieger]

Perhaps it shouldn't be as black and white, as he says. Perhaps that gray area should be the majority of people.

Don't be shackled by your gender.

[TopherZapdos]

@DerOberstKrieger Now we know who the Communist is

[DerOberstKrieger]

@TopherZapdos What does breaking free of gender roles have to do with Communism?

[TopherZapdos]

@DerOberstKrieger Because then everyone would be the same. Definition of Communism

[716Sinister]

@TopherZapdos Communism is an economic system in which ECONOMICALLY everyone is equal. Its got nothing to do with breaking gender roles. Real definition of Communism/

[samhaghjoo]

@TopherZapdos Communism has to do with a stateless country and equality between classes, doesn't have anything to do with sex.

[DeclanRays]

ranga chick in the blue dress is getting just a little exited

[HungryForRock]

219 people were having sex without condoms and when they blew their load it accidentally landed on the mouse and clicked "dislike".

[drummergurl993]

he's hot. he's smart. he's musically talanted. YUM.

[FTWRADIO]

@drummergurl993 I love his music. However, He's not hot, He's cute at best. You just think He's hot because he is a popular song writer. Smart....maybe...coming up with lyrics does't take a high IQ, it just takes more time than most people like to spend. Musically talented no, He's had a lot of practice. Most people who actually apply themselves totally to music are about average talent level. As I said before, I still love his music.

[KittyLightpaws]

@FTWRADIO Without reading your previous post, or what drummergurl993 said, I would have to say that Bo Burnham is in fact "hot." Hot usually falls under the categories of looks, style, flashy moves, or personal attire (ect.), but there's acceptations to this in which case Bo falls under. Bo writes music, plays live, makes videos, and is very creative which gives him reputation- and looking at history, reputation makes people hot. Just look at "Flavor Flav" as an example. Gross. Bo > Flavor Flav.

[daveevad1671]

@FTWRADIO if you actually listen to his music instead of being ignorant, you'd understand that his lyrics take a lot of thought and time to piece together. Writing lyrics like his which are cunning and witty take a higher IQ. read up on your facts buddy. Why dont you quit putting him down

[tasintsar]

@daveevad1671

So...he's a cunning linguist, then?

[Skateclark]

some of the girls dont even get 90% of the jokes, they just laughing coz they fancy him :L

[SydneyMorgansinger]

@Skateclark That's so true! I mean I actually get his jokes, but I know some girls who are like "I don't get it...but he is soooo cute!" And I'm like "You're stupid. Shut up." Haha

[skydark]

@Skateclark You can say most women lack a man's bright imagination, but saying a woman doesn't understand speech is the dumbest thing in the world. If anything, they get it faster.

You don't know much about women, friend. And with that vision of women, I bet a woman could talk you into anything. Woman are masters of speech and human behavior.

[gibsonlespaul111]

@Skateclark you cant spell at all yet you talk like your from 18 century England. I want girls to "fancy" me

[lifeiscubes]

@gibsonlespaul111 i lol'd at this hahaha

[LovelySausage]

@gibsonlespaul111 It's correct that this individual can't spell, but they do use the word "fancy" in the UK still. It's a common word.

[gibsonlespaul111]

@LovelySausage hahaha UK is so old school. they just like controlling everyone

[cptmuska]

@Skateclark well said.

[willthoudance]

@Skateclark you don't see bo burnham complaining

[navyinurface]

@Skateclark nice use of the word fancy......

[Skateclark]

@navyinurface thanks

[joegrizzly6]

@Skateclark im laughing cuz you used the word fancy...and i love you :)

[lFilmSkateboarding]

@Skateclark How would you not get any of the jokes?

[Skateclark]

@lFilmSkateboarding I dont mean just this song, i mean all the songs he does.

[uwishuwere]

I dont understand why people are so hung up on the money joke I thought it was pretty straight forward...

Its a joke because he's messing with the statistic. The statistic means that at the same job a woman would make 70 cents and a man would make 1 dollar.

Bo is saying that the woman TAKES 70 cents from the man as opposed to earning in at the same job

A man makes a dollar, a woman takes 70 cents from that dollar

100 - 70 = 30

Its not that complicated...

[Boroviac]

@uwishuwere No one thought it was complicated except for one person

but you did do make yourself look smarter tho

[jimmiow]

@uwishuwere its sad you even have to explain it.

[durnal05]

@uwishuwere i always assumed it was also a slight hint at all women being prostitutes/strippers so the man spends 70 on them

[Jmonstra]

@durnal05

....

No.

[uwishuwere]

@durnal05 lol I never thought of it that way

[linkinpark66011]

@uwishuwere well usually bo has a deeper meaning you actually have to think about before coming to a conclusion about what it actually means...i thought there was an underlying meaning to this but i guess not!

[jjesseshort]

@uwishuwere well considering only 69 people liked your comment, and 327 thousand + saw this video, it's safe to ASSUME that many poeple are stupid...btw, more specifically, this is a reference to Paul McCartney cuz his first wife took seventy percent of his money

[KellixD]

@jjesseshort Paul McCartney's first wife was Linda McCartney, who died of cancer in 1998. And even if you meant his second wife Heather Mills, she got about 5% of his assets when they divorced. Sooo...

[jjesseshort]

@KellixD yeah, in all honesty i pretty much made that up because I wanted to post some comment that got people to stop asking about it...call me narcissistic, i know, but i those comments were getting quite annoying.

[wtfjenks2]

they both have vaginas! :D

[kriszchan]

he is so dreamy *.*

[dumbbeetle12]

Aww he's used this before

[MsJackanape]

grrr cut ur hair its covering ur smexy face

[layeredmusic13]

the hair tussle<3

[Zombienation56]

herrmaphodite lol

[TheNewWrKing1]

Enough with that "clip w/ Jonah Hill".

[dittodog1yr]

puzzle suffrage!

[OHeyItzBrittany]

With an area of grey for hermaphrodite... 2:18

[HandsomeMattt]

This guy creeps me out. It's a funny song though.

[onceuponalongtimeago]

wow you guys are really THAT hung up on the 70/30 cents thing? sheesh. he just means that the woman gets 70 cents of the man's dollar so he is left with 30. he's just catching you off guard because you'd think it means that women dont make as much as the man.

[00skitllez]

@onceuponalongtimeago you remind me of brad wisted

[onceuponalongtimeago]

@00skitllez who's that?

[postbrotem]

hey everybody commenting.. its called a fucking joke. and @themannyxx was right

[themannyxx]

...my guess is for every dollar a man makes...his womans gonna spend 70% of it...

[flame1on1hulk1smash]

@themannyxx you are right it is pretty obvious actually

[gopherman100]

Guys, its a prostitute joke methinks. He spent 70 cents of is dollar.... just an uneducated guess.

[surfsup17sweetthing]

lol i love him he is so fuckin funny

[grnbbllntrck]

does someone want to explain to me the men are only left with 30 cents joke?

[wafdericks]

@grnbbllntrck for every dollar a man makes, a woman takes 70 cents of it. therefore he's only left with 30 cents.

[vlogger3000]

@grnbbllntrck the joke is when you hear that statistic you think "oh, so if a man make twelve dollars an hour, a woman will make 8.40 for the same job" or "so women only get 70% the amount of money men do" but then he implied when a man makes a dollar a woman takes seventy cents, leaving him with only 30.

[IfunyunsI]

@vlogger3000 Logically....it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense. He would still be making a dollar, and she would still be making 70 cents to his dollar

[defaultg]

@vlogger3000 Yeah this guy is spot on, I was just typing this out but I looked down and saw this one.

[mrmebs]

@grnbbllntrck because the men are paying the women 70 cents so they are only left with 30 =P

[IfunyunsI]

@grnbbllntrck yeah, I really don't get it either. Men are still making the whole dollar and women make 30 cents less. Sooooooooooo...how's that a joke.

[TheOneScd]

When he says hermaphrodite, it definitely reminds me of Flight of the Conchords

[mclovin33c]

@TheOneScd all the ladyman ladys!

[ImhotepGirl]

I want Bo Burnham to have my babies O.o

[JaredL19]

what kind of guitar is he playing i cant tell.

[TheRunninman40]

@JaredL19

Looks like an Alvarez to me.

[bryan072793]

hahaha the mans only left with 30

[CourtlandJacobSmock]

Bo looks like John lennon.

[gaming1463]

that's where i heard this song! i watched his special on comedy central and i knew i heard this song before i just couldn't remember where. on a separate note i think this guy is hilarious.

[xEtiquettex]

Blogs.FanBox.com / TheFunny

[TWELLS117]

Men are like women like black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite...

[fuchalo]

fuck lil wayne dude listen to bos rap he makes him look liek shit

[sheepdog2c7]

i love all of bo burnhams music and this is one of my favourites :)

[funkymunkymadness]

@sheepdog2c7 hey i was just going through bo burnham's stuff as well lol :D

[samwrestle]

@sheepdog2c7 agreed. He's the reason I started to write comedy songs. Check 'em out if you get a chance!

[POPtheoriginal]

0:00 ... you're welcome

[J3yblivion]

lol the man's only left with 30

[hiltondoyletrio]

check us out....we are opening for Bo on his upcoming tour!

[FanBoy2113]

guys hate to break it to you Bo is the opposite of pop music. he stands for everything that is NOT main stream. thus why he is amazing and not a talentless hack who could not sing a real song if his life depended on it. his newest song is a parody of pop music. search it "Oh Bo."

[UpInTheSkye105]

Haha xD Ahh i love Bo <3 :D

[Ideotera]

he needs to do a song with drake or wayne cuzz he go hard. listen to bo burnham "rant"

[tRnH2]

@Ideotera fuck you bo is way better than those no talent fags.

[YuriAlgor]

@Ideotera wtf are u talking about, fuck wayne, he's a lil fucker

[Meutkill]

@Ideotera Your right, he should do songs with drake or wayne. Then maybe their songs won't suck.

[crazymikeAH]

women are like pokemon, you gotta catch em' all!!!!

[captainmorgan789]

i would hate to sit next to this chap on a bus.

[kevinls94]

arpeggio 

[JakePeckar]

BO BURNHAM. Rolls around in a chair that doesn't have wheels on it.

[sportzbabe0901]

Ahaha "Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love!" It's funny... Cuz it's true...

[i0am0aw]

They needed to give him a bigger chair.

[HouseMagician]

hoe center camera.. not bo.. look hard and ull see that she will totally suck Bo's dick after the show.. Go Bo!

[SarahKissx3]

you're awsome!!