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  • they should have a hand girlfriend

  • she never ate breakfast '-'

  • it's not like she actually used it guys..

  • is it weird i masturbated to this

  • @unconfused18 It's weird that you confessed that on a public, video streaming website.

  • If I were her I would just wrapped it with a condom ..

  • HAHAHA hilarious!

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  • She didn't even eat her breakfast! What a BITCH!

  • Anyone else see the logical solution to this problem? Stick the vibrator inside the fleshlight

  • So Josh just put a mini speaker in a vibrator and gave it to her?

  • get it jake!!! thats muh boyy :)

  • hahaha. funny

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  • i wouldny kiss that thing...

  • ewwwwwwww she kissed it and it was in her vagina...

  • Why is this age restricted?

  • @ThePeacefulAtheistt Can you SEE the sex toys?! lol

  • @XxxDemiGodxxX1 and? I don't think that if a teenager sees a dildo, it's going to effect them in a negative way

  • @ThePeacefulAtheistt Thats true, but think about it, most parents don't want there kids looking at dildos and flesh-lights and watching a girl masterbate, so the video is of course going to be seen by a person who happens to be a parent and they might feel like they need to flag it for inappropriate content because they don't want their kid to see it and be exposed to this. Plus if it was not flagged, someone would most likely sue youtube, so maybe they automatically flagged it for that reason.

  • @XxxDemiGodxxX1

    1) I wouldn't mind my kids to watch this

    2) Sue YouTube? Since when can you sue a website for the material on it (except copyright)?

  • @ThePeacefulAtheistt

    Teenagers? I named my cat Dildo in 3rd grade.

  • Fritatas!

  • Did i really just say "Awww!" to what a vibrator said..?

  • Did she just kiss it? eww...

  • If you think about it, at the end, they're perfect for each other cause they were both in love with sex toys at one point.

  • Does she go to work in her lingerei? 

  • To the people complaining about the content of this video... It says vibrator right in the fucking title! Jesus!

  • from now on I will use headphone during your videos .

    you should issue a warning in title

    :x

  • @SushantBhargav "This video may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community."

    Your bad for not looking for the warnings

  • Or she could just use me :D ..

  • Shes basically kissing her own...

  • I like dem legs :)

  • damn im a staight guy, but i would buy this if it made me breakfast everyday.

  • crying vibrator thats funny

  • old spice ad scared me D:

  • lol south park reference anyone? 

  • 1:20 EW she put that in her VAG and then she kissed it.

  • @mabiniss2

    That is hot you gay >:(w

  • @Lolwut67 lolwut?

  • @Lolwut67 or 10

  • @mabiniss2 You mean, hot?

  • when the guy said it was ok... i though that his hand was gonna start talking.

  • Bitch didn't even touch her Fritata.

  • he made breakfest did he watch.

  • FLESHLIGHT

  • I don't think I would keep my fleshlight around if my room-mate used it...

  • she's really pretty :)

  • awesome!

    

  • man if i was that vibrator i would just sneak up on her when she's sleeping and hide there. then when she does to work ima make her cum like a slut

  • She's phenomenal in Kid Farm.

  • Lower the volume NOW!

  • LMAO when he threw the chair! hahaha

  • Eww She Kissed Her Own Vibrator...O.e

  • "What the Fuck is this?!"

  • lmfao lol at 1:08 the vibrator put itself on her lips

  • "You Never Make any Noise, am I doing good?....... Little to close to home

  • fra-ta-ta!

  • what the hell my house phone just rang in sync with the phone in the vid 0.0

    ringception

  • what the fuck!? okay this SHOWS how fake intelligence can fuck up everything!

  • You can't see your cell phone or game controller vibration function the same when you realize that the vibration mechanism that's in there was designed by a doctor to cause orgasms in women.

  • Pfffft... more like Vibrator Girlfriend.

  • What happens when she wants to kiss it?

  • @CheesyTopHat Well she kissed it twice so I'm guessing when she want's to kiss it she kisses it. teehee ;]

  • WTF BITCH SHOVE IT UP THERE AND TAKE IT WITH YOU

  • @ShadowsOfLite thats not how that works

  • 1:17 She kissed her vibrator.... after she....

  • @hartley163 so?

  • @hartley163 kinky

  • nice chick there!

  • its JAKE HURWITZ!!

  • how a vibrator makes breakfast is confusing to me

  • @taydog16UA you just...you just dont want to know how it scrambled those eggs

  • love the sexy toys talking 

  • You know...because vibrators know how to cook breakfast...

  • WHAT THE HELL?! SHE DIDN'T EAT HER BREAKFAST!!

  • SHES KISSING JAKE! :O

  • this is just fucked up! hahaha

  • ahahahaha i actually felt sorry for the vibrator lmfao

  • whats that music?

  • thank you, my mom thought i was watching porn, how embarassing.

  • @aleNdontrun... hahaha i had My Speakers on Full Volume lol Funny Shit

  • @aleNdontrun Its the videos fault becouse?

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  • This is too much xD LOL!

  • who the fuck cares about the kisses, she didnt even touch the fritata!! >.<

  • who cares it she kisses it, its been up her pussy!

  • Uhhhh... Jake is getting laid! NOPE!

  • WTF ???

  • Wait wtf o____o she uses the vibrator then kisses it? XD

  • Reminds me of southpark

  • Josh is the store-clerk yet he's also the voice of the vibrator O_o

  • 1:08

    Lmfao... Nasty as fuck.

  • I wanna wach my cock now lmfao lol

  • Anyone notice that she don´t even taste the food?

  • I find this funny but I would punch any man that did any of this for me.

    I like it when a guy takes charge, tells me how he feels about me and isn't an emotional disaster lol

  • Later the vibrator moved on to be siri's boyfriend.

  • haha

    Chill with the hair straightener

  • Does anyone know here name?

  • i could smell her dirty pu55y from my screen damn

  • Lesson Learned... always wear ear piece when watching age- restricted videos

  • 0:09 wtf

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  • vagasaurus cunt demoliter

  • JAKE?!?!?!

  • The end killing me

  • haha fleshlight

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  • i have headphones!!! SUCK ON IT NO TURNING DOWN FOR ME!!!

  • 1:18 Wasn't that just in her.....

  • I turned my volume up at 0:26 i didnt quite hear it...

  • Bitch didn't even eat her frattata. 

  • GET IT JAKE!

  • Jake is so in

  • Gross Dewd, he made her breakfast

    Lmfao!!

  • 0:26 Grounded and therapy.

  • lol the awkward moment when the top comments contradict eachother

  • what was that thing @ 2:57??

  • @toongirl12 A flashlight, like the ones detectives use.

  • @za1Nty rofl XD

  • @toongirl12 A sex toy, dipshit

  • @Tridario50 okay damn i was just asking a fucking question.

  • @ 1:09: she must have forgotten where its been....

  • ah fuck now i can search for butter119511's comment.. -_-

  • i turned volume up at 0:26 and got horny lol

  • see?! not even a machine specifically designed for it can satisfy a woman! i hate relationships

  • ,,,,Why the fuck do I feel sorry for a god damn vibrator!

  • hmmm thats nice, I got to watch a couger dating website add..........

  • they should go 3 way

  • she kisses it so wrong lol

  • What happened at 0:26? I couldn't hear it over the porn blasting out of the InPrivate window

  • in movies and tv why don't the actors EVER eat there food

  • why didnt the girl just have the vibrator fuck the fake vagina??? double whammy.

  • Dear Journal:

    Day 21, and the search for butter119511's comment continues....

  • @XblackswanXx We are running out of food sir, we'll have to turn back if we don't find it soon.

  • @SupaTROopa2 Haha!XD

  • @XblackswanXx Dear Journal:

    Day 1, I found the comment in 10 seconds, by just clicking "see all comments", pressing ctrl+F and typing "butter119511"

  • @dakiler2028 oh ur no fun

  • @XblackswanXx

    Ctrl F you dumbass

  • @XblackswanXx Someones new to YouTube.

  • @XblackswanXx Hahaha idk what the even means and it was hilarious.....oh and the video was funny too

  • @ShaunMilesTV Haha Thanks XD

  • @XblackswanXx try see all comments then control f

  • @XblackswanXx Ihave been there... we were on an expedition for one comment we where 15 (counting me) when we began in the end it took us 98 days the loss of 14 man and my arm but we did it... we did it and i am proud of it!!!

  • @XblackswanXx 69 likes nice!!!

  • @aquamanxz2 Haha! ;)

  • she kissed it....after she had used it

  • @absolutetuber That's hot.

  • Oh god it touched her lips after it...touched her lips. If you know what I mean.

  • needy clingy bf. 

  • wtf now college humor gets flagged

  • who didn't give a fuck about turning the volume down at 0:26?

  • @pish729 I gave a fat pooh about turning the volume down at 0:26

  • @pish729 i loved it...the louder the better ^_^

  • @pish729 wish i had read your comment before watching this video, would have saved me 30 minutes of trying to explain to my little brother what I was watching.

  • @pish729 I live with my parents I HAVE TO!

  • this made my tum tum hurt for to much laughing xD !

  • wtf did i just watch... lol

    

  • LOL 1:58 YOUR SANTAS LITTLE BITCH!!!

  • the search for butter119511s comment begins !!!

  • she kissed the thing she put in her vagina

  • @AphoticMist well... many women do this.. never heard of blowjobs? ;)

  • whoever flagged this is retarded

  • "What the fu*k is this?" :DDDD

  • Seems legit...

    

  • who saw the chasity belts in the begining rolf

  • 0:25

  • She should have gon with the Vagasaurus cunt demolisher...just sayin...

  • eww. the dildo touched her food and her mouth :S

  • Because I know the lactose is hard on your tummy tum. Haha, that sounded so cute.