@bq552 I agree - but its hard to control the way one laughs - I wouldn't rate my giggles/laughs ....... or yours either =)
As a sidenote : for ANYONE to be able to get up - do a 15-hour "gig" of more than just "jokes" is a plus - and *anyone* who can make another laugh - is a blessing - but I DO give credit where credit is due .
@dchaffee02 then you haven't seen her in the 80` say the exact same thing !!
the "2 sets of directions" blah blah blah....... comedians commonly will use parts of anothers set (I manage them for a living!!) but not to this point. ie: Bill Cosbys use of "going uphill to school - both directions" has been used on Jay Leno show by another comedian - but I give credit where credit is due. The fact Brian doesn't curse is a plus for many...but it isn't used to "see if ppl are awake" - nice try.
@bitojoy Nice try. The only thing the two have in common is the phrase "Pop Tarts". It takes more talent to keep the audience entertained with "Pop Tart" directions than it does to babble monotonously while opening a box in front of the crowd. Paula (like most comedians these days) has to resort to the F-word just to see if people are still awake.
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I didn't even get 9 seconds into the video before that annoying chicks laugh mad me so mad I had to exit. You are a piece of shit whoever recorded this video I can't hear fuck and your quality was as bad as tits. You have two choices from here fuck yourself or die now. You fuck
it's not annoying you are with your lousy comments.people having fun is always a great thing.if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything.
@bq552 Would rather respond to you than the guy who thinks it's cute because I don't want him jumping all over my ass for ripping his future girlfriend, but...
I honestly think she sounds like if that "stupid voice" Regan does (usually imitating himself) sperm-jacked Goofy and had an illegitimate child.
m really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much! dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
Unfortunately, they HAVE to put these directions on the box to avoid frivolous product liability cases.
As hard as this may be to swallow, it's a perfectly valid argument in court to say "They never said I should remove the pastry from the pouch before I toast the pop tarts."
You mean you haven't heard the McDonalds coffee story?
A woman was drinking McDonalds coffee. She spilt some on her lap, and it burned her leg. She sued McDonalds for a million dollars for selling her "abnormally hot coffee." Indeed, the coffee was 150 degrees, whereas McDonalds coffee is usually 120 degrees, so she ended up winning the lawsuit.
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Hey man, before you think you're cool, remember you're still a, well, how do I say it...RETARD!!!! Don't bitch cause I hate everyone that same! Yeah, waydago you amazing KKK dipshit.
Recorded with a Pop tart
habanerat 17 hours ago
The top comments are both the same person. :P
kylietzzz 2 months ago
I can't hear him over your hysterical laughing
nachonoodlepoodleDev 4 months ago
i dont toast em, i eat right outta the shiny wrapper thing.
Open Box.
Open Wrapper.
Eat Poptart.
CassieGoesRawr27 4 months ago
Currently the beast clean comedian.
TiMMYSQUibbLES 5 months ago
I like how both top comments are the same person.
GorretheMachinator 7 months ago
69 coments lol
alvinmusicplusdls 7 months ago
U can barely hear him
1kYlEiGh7 8 months ago
the sound quality is crude!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish it could be better!
nick095100 8 months ago
I someone raping a seal?
Zeneph13 9 months ago 8
Durr hurr hurr hurr
toastersXftwX 9 months ago 6
nice vid, tkx!
Erilis666 9 months ago
dang you pepole are fucking retards who dronk 17 gallons of bear
cOdxbox24 11 months ago
dodododo dodo dodo doo! scranton
asianwanabe1 11 months ago
dar har duh duh la hun nuh huh huh!!!! nar duh muh muh har har har!!!! freakin annoying luagh
Aven134 1 year ago 10
Sometimes is to weird and sarcastic which ism okay but I like adventure not pointless comedy.
ffmcgurk 1 year ago
i think her laugh is cute
whiteman800 1 year ago 5
I really enjoyed the facial/body expressions! Was sad that video cut off before the end of his joke :(
goodsyd 1 year ago 2
stop fucken laughing u ass hole
TheHelp14 1 year ago
DOH 15 minute to hour gig !!
bitojoy 1 year ago
@bq552 I agree - but its hard to control the way one laughs - I wouldn't rate my giggles/laughs ....... or yours either =)
As a sidenote : for ANYONE to be able to get up - do a 15-hour "gig" of more than just "jokes" is a plus - and *anyone* who can make another laugh - is a blessing - but I DO give credit where credit is due .
bitojoy 1 year ago
@dchaffee02 then you haven't seen her in the 80` say the exact same thing !!
the "2 sets of directions" blah blah blah....... comedians commonly will use parts of anothers set (I manage them for a living!!) but not to this point. ie: Bill Cosbys use of "going uphill to school - both directions" has been used on Jay Leno show by another comedian - but I give credit where credit is due. The fact Brian doesn't curse is a plus for many...but it isn't used to "see if ppl are awake" - nice try.
bitojoy 1 year ago
Paula Poundstone did this with "Pop Tarts" years ago
bitojoy 1 year ago
@bitojoy Nice try. The only thing the two have in common is the phrase "Pop Tarts". It takes more talent to keep the audience entertained with "Pop Tart" directions than it does to babble monotonously while opening a box in front of the crowd. Paula (like most comedians these days) has to resort to the F-word just to see if people are still awake.
dchaffee02 1 year ago
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Paula Poundstone did this !
bitojoy 1 year ago
Paula Poundstones bit
bitojoy 1 year ago
HU HAAHAHO HOOH HUAH IIH HGI
is the new lol
TriggDev 1 year ago
hu-hu-huhu. hu-hu-huhu.
god hat's annoying...
dhoozpurplecrayonz 1 year ago
genius. i love brian regan
EcrossH 1 year ago
this suxsssss so much
jackiswack23 1 year ago
The people laffing are retarded
ghostdude360 1 year ago
Someone laughs retarded.
yoyoben121 1 year ago 5
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yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooo...
i like putting pop tarts in my butt hole so its simular to big bubbas magic uhhhhh hheeeeee
guitarist6246 2 years ago
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I didn't even get 9 seconds into the video before that annoying chicks laugh mad me so mad I had to exit. You are a piece of shit whoever recorded this video I can't hear fuck and your quality was as bad as tits. You have two choices from here fuck yourself or die now. You fuck
eddyfreddy675 2 years ago
amen
HaphazardProductionz 2 years ago
haha. for once i meet a person with my views on life (i hope)
eddyfreddy675 2 years ago
@eddyfreddy675 take a chill pill... you have 2 choices, calm down or die from an aneurysm.
hengman14 2 years ago
take a FUCK OFF
eddyfreddy675 2 years ago
someone marked as spam got -12 on their comment. wow....
AmyRose42 2 years ago
lol
shadowthekillhog 2 years ago
How do I get that goodness in me?!
:)
Rckrangl8 2 years ago
I SEE WHERE THEY'RE GOING WITH THIS! hahaha
officialJLNB 2 years ago 5
look im walky and im talkie r u?
THEBIGBADWOLF2000O 2 years ago
this is soooo funny!!!! i could NEVER record him 4 someone! nobody wouldn't b able 2 hear him because i would b laughing so hard!!!!!
BeyonceCheetahGirls 2 years ago 5
That chick's laugh is annoying.
bq552 2 years ago 187
it's not annoying you are with your lousy comments.people having fun is always a great thing.if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything.
steve89z 2 years ago
take your own advice buddy.
bq552 2 years ago 33
@bq552 Ugh totally!!!
ChristainXRockXLover 1 year ago
@bq552 Would rather respond to you than the guy who thinks it's cute because I don't want him jumping all over my ass for ripping his future girlfriend, but...
I honestly think she sounds like if that "stupid voice" Regan does (usually imitating himself) sperm-jacked Goofy and had an illegitimate child.
matrixphijr 1 year ago
@bq552 you sure thats not just a fat kid going through awkward puberty?
TyreeRush1 7 months ago
@bq552 The awkward moment when both top comments are by the same person.
No, actually, that's pretty cool.
matrixphijr 1 month ago
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This guy is one of the worst comedians I've ever seen. What a hack
foxman666 2 years ago
i'd like to c u do better Mr. No Sense of Humor
jackskellingtonjojo 2 years ago
I really am gonna see this guy live...he cracks me up and he never swears, amazing.
Tallassmofo87 2 years ago 4
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ru a good kisser
1 hold ur breath
2 go on to another video
3 add this comment but still holding you r breath
4 did you make it if you did then ur a good kisse
dragonslayernerd 2 years ago
Wow every video Get a life.
RedzDevilz 2 years ago
wow
kjharkhark24 2 years ago
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m really sorry, but these things freak me out sooo much! dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
acillatem3 2 years ago
Unfortunately, they HAVE to put these directions on the box to avoid frivolous product liability cases.
As hard as this may be to swallow, it's a perfectly valid argument in court to say "They never said I should remove the pastry from the pouch before I toast the pop tarts."
dstebbin 2 years ago
as much of a good point that is....
you have to be an idiot to eat it without removing it from the pouch lol =D
smallfry206 2 years ago
Yes, well...
Sometimes, being an idiot can get you rich. A good example: McDonalds Coffee Girl.
dstebbin 2 years ago
lmao is there a story behind tht
smallfry206 2 years ago
You mean you haven't heard the McDonalds coffee story?
A woman was drinking McDonalds coffee. She spilt some on her lap, and it burned her leg. She sued McDonalds for a million dollars for selling her "abnormally hot coffee." Indeed, the coffee was 150 degrees, whereas McDonalds coffee is usually 120 degrees, so she ended up winning the lawsuit.
dstebbin 2 years ago 5
o... lmao my teacher told me tht in like fifth grade i kinda figured tht was it
smallfry206 2 years ago 2
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u an tell thesre are dumb niggers
darkdragonsqd 2 years ago
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Racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RobloxBandRA2 2 years ago
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im not racist i hate everyone the same u dumb nigger
darkdragonsqd 2 years ago
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Hey man, before you think you're cool, remember you're still a, well, how do I say it...RETARD!!!! Don't bitch cause I hate everyone that same! Yeah, waydago you amazing KKK dipshit.
b34s7ly 2 years ago
ok dont underestimate the power of pop tarts!
gocrazi11 3 years ago
I'm surprised they don't tell you to open the box first too lol XD
EndlessDark16 3 years ago 6
wtf u didn't show it all! the pop tart skit wasn't even over! :(
Erilis000 3 years ago
omg the person's laughter is so fucking funny
gothicnotemo 3 years ago
yeah, they guy laughing in the background is almost as funny as Brian!
MISSNJonas27 3 years ago 5
That guys laugh is funnier than Brian! xDDD
PuppyKatNinja 3 years ago 4
i saw this one comedy central earlier today he's funny! XD
KitCat9578 3 years ago 6
lol that person laugh is funny
BOJIMOSES 3 years ago 5