Steven Seagal - Cockpuncher

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[TheAlien659]

Best scene in NEWSMOVIE

[bogusdouchebag]

@TheAlien659 I think the movie was called The Fried Onion or something like that, correct me if I'm wrong XD

[jimarin1]

@bogusdouchebag it;s the onion movie btw.

[MichaelTrystorm]

his technique...ITS FLAWLESS~!

[compwiz309]

So this is where Makoto from SF learned it from lol.

[spencogel]

FN awesome

[fdslk1]

4 guys meet Cockpuncher

[FreakinSweet86]

If they can transform Machete from a fake trailer into a real movie, they can do it with Cockpuncher. Machete even showed us Steven can still pull off a decent role despite his years as a straight to DVD assclown

[Ntelecti]

4 ppl dont have the balls

[hardogeidesu]

the proper trailer is much longer

[TheSuiton88]

Steven segal is the best actionhero!!!!

[prototype3651]

everyone knows johnny cage is the cockpuncher

[BurnRoddy]

Actually its Jean Claude Van Damme as Frank Dux on Bloodsport from whom Johnny Cage was concieved.

But as long as I can remember JK was the first VG character to ever punch cruches and vags intentionally. It has been done since as long as a VG chars who throw punches could bend on theirs knees but it was never specified if such action was in fact what it was ment to be or just the result primitve animation.

[dzava]

Why did they cut the original longer trailer? It was better

[TheSteff616]

We need a full length Cockpuncher movie ASAP! :D

[jkmchen1]

lol, when is this movie coming out ?

[Eyaculandoenellodo2]

I remember the first time I watched the Onion movie.

I wasn't sure I'd like it. My friend told me I'd love it before the first five minutes were over. I said, literally "I dunno, unless Steven Seagal appears I don't see how that's possible".

Needless to say, I don't think I had the balls.

[EstanBulLoFre]

Witness the birth of Johnny Cage.

[ilimitadouc]

@EstanBulLoFre johnny cage ftw!

[gagablet]

I don't think 3 people have the balls...

[LuckyAmericanFilms]

Cockpuncher vs. Cock Knocker. The ultimate battle.

[USArmySupremeGeneral]

3 people have their cock punch by Steve.

[DeMand1911]

lol...they should make it in 3D ''Cockpuncher 3D, now you can feel it!''

[KinGDmX007]

@DeMand1911 lol

[Spelonker]

Honest to God's truth; I would pay the €8 to see an hour and a half of Seagal punching people in the cock in the cinema.

[NIALL07ADD]

@Spelonker lol same man

[sigooboy]

"I don't think you have the balls.." lmao!

[Darthprell]

chuck norris got the balls

[ethusiasm]

"i don't think you have the balls"

[LoureiroRodrigo]

"The ancient technique that strikes at the very core of a warrior's strength"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[prawnbutters]

Is this how far Seagal has fallen????wow how the mighty have fallen,I have no words for that abomination

[vlassakj]

@prawnbutters

Ever wonder why he is not in any shots (with his face at least). When he punches someone in the crotch ? yeah, thats why

[madloz76]

I never get sick of this clip. Brilliant stuff.

[md1noht]

its a part of THE ONION MOVIE heheh so great !

[Shadowstalker778]

lol awesome

[BklynBryan]

THIS SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE JUST LIKE MACHETE !!!!!!!

[1lessofsorrow]

@BklynBryan i dont see why not!

[bigwhiteballs27]

This is really Steven Seagal, hahaha

I must see this movie

[TheOlderFisch]

COCK PUNCHER!!!!!!

[64vibroverb]

Fatty Fatterson doesn't think you have the balls...... Ok, I admit I like Steven Segal but I'm pissed he has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[wingchun31]

Sounds like a porno....LOL!!

[JAM2FILMS]

F*** Yes!!! Make a COCK PUNCHER Movie!!! NOW!!!

[paladindarknite]

they made a movie out of "el matchte' they should make one for this one!

[Dacholo1]

EPIC quote : "I don't think you have the BALLS"

[BenK8319]

SEE? Seagal is still cool!

[GearShotgun]

run for your life Jackie Chan

[kamspioneerclass]

Oh, Onion makes my day.

[patrose1231]

I don't think you have the balls

[19912404]

LoL is a movie from The Onion Movie, whahahah

[Marsdrum2051]

i want seagal to punch my cock

[sserpent21]

Unless the Seagal footage is taken from another movie and re-edited I'm surprised he would have enough of a sense of humor to do this.

[dakr2]

@sserpent21 Lol, it was the real Seagal in this movie. :P

[deathscyte9]

fucking awesome, but now it's hard to take any steven seagal intro serious =(

[PunchMyCock]

Inspiration

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[PunchMyCock]

This movie was the insipation for my channel.

[NateCola]

I like the part where he punches his cock

[Upritebass]

I hear Segal has been offered a part in an upcoming ballet. - - - The Nut Cracker Suite.

[Upritebass]

LOL! don't laugh. It works.

[pouon]

haha is this serious?

[DeaXi69]

@pouon

no lol it was in a movie called "the onion movie" a comedy movie and this was in it :)

[clockwork3991]

I don't think you have the balls.

[3dkiller]

lmao

[paladindarknite]

"i missed, i never miss, they have been smaller than i thought!" i(monkey) love to steal "peaches!" i do have the "balls!"

[marsvin55]

HAHA i LOVE when they say Steven Seagal is cockpuncher OMG i got it on my head i think i shall get a ringtone of that XD

[sh1verr]

@marsvin55 i don't think you have the balls

[marsvin55]

hehe XD

[FloppinPoptart623]

lulz!! "i don't think you have the balls."

[HerbWalker]

Damn GRASS~HOPPER!

[takethatprunetracy]

Hahaha...this is the best thing EVER!

[DanFrederiksen]

this isn't the right version. the full one is far better

[Flash8Games]

i watch this movie and it was so so awesome! i wonder if theres cockpuncher 2...

[ld871111]

rofl they should make a movie based on this.

so much win.

[mateodawkins]

agreed

[darthstew666]

@ld871111 I don't think they have the balls

[grussom]

@ld871111 they did machete after all and seagal is good at being funny against his will so it would be great  yea

[coolmeistermaster]

@ld871111

if they made a movie out of this that poked fun at seagal like how the last action hero poked fun at schwarzenegger i would definitely see this. two action heroes that know how to make fun of themselves gotta love it.

[Psychid5]

@ld871111 They are =D

[tehdefynoob]

lol this is from the onion movie lmao

[Gafilkafishy]

I love the fact it's friggin' Steven Seagal! XD

[3DNETWORK]

I dont think you have the balls.

[ChaosPhilosophy]

席格不会真的落魄到这个地步吧。。。

[ClapsyPlapsy]

This looks a lot better than any of Steven Seagal's actual movies.

[Regiald]

CAN ANYONE PLEASE show me where I can download News movie? I need to have it, but I dont find it anywhere! Please!!!

[jarpasmannen]

search onion movie on pirate

[kubamx]

ooooo.....its from onion movie XD

[michaeljbethancourt]

I wish YouTube would stop taking down all videos of Cockpuncher... bunch of humorless pricks!

[kham2914]

@michaeljbethancourt I know! can't find the orignal video anymore.wtf?

[Nathanwmang]

@michaeljbethancourt I don't think they have the balls....

[alkotron4200]

@michaeljbethancourt B/C u dont have the balls to watch ´em?

[Kymimom]

@michaeljbethancourt there just jealous because they're more than humourless

[panaos92]

is anyone who knows when is goming on cinema this movie?

[gonzo361]

not a real movie it just a comedy parody on the onion movie

[bboybarbie]

i dont hink this is real its like a parody of karate kid

[trollingtheweb]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK. FUCKIN MORON.

[rossi979]

mighty puncher of cocks

[ILikeGoils]

"Steven Seagal is COCKPUNCHER" ;)

[slickone59]

das geilste is immernoch, dass er am ende sagt "I don't think you have the balls" xD

[olONickeOlo]

lol kommer det film?

[ich667]

=) ne das is nur n Auschnitt aus "News Movie". In dem Film wird als Werbung für cockpuncher gemacht. Cockpuncher is (noch^^) nur n fiktiver Film. Aber mal ganz ehrlich wohl seid langem der Beste von Seagal ;-)

[jarpasmannen]

det är bara med i news movie