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  • The first joke is so old it makes my great grandma look 20 O.o

  • He's crying? Oh..

  • Too bad he didnt come up with his own jokes!

    I've heard all before

  • "U did great but the singing was awful." Iol

    I didn't think was that baddddddddd!

  • Guess what?? I hate this kid! awful audition, very boring....

  • @DasKarla True, this is projecting the failed dreams of his dad/mom

  • @Zahertorta guess u´re right dear

  • yes wee man

  • i love this kid!

  • hes a wee prick

  • i dont get the spider joke

  • @23giancarlo it sounds like he's going to say bastard at the end

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  • aws hes so cute and funny:)

  • i ahv no clue how is voice got him into billy elliot

  • n'aaaaaaaaaww bless the cute lil guy

  • his singing cant b that terrible bcoz he did a solo in nativity

  • i know he wanted to say (just say it ) you bastard

  • @gbaileyonline i thought he would say bastard too.. but i dont think allowed because Britain got talent is a family show

  • lol hes good

  • i have a joke:

    Is it considered sexual harrassment when a midget comes up to you and says your hair smells nice??

  • Ouch to the singing

  • you know what? i think simon has a soft spot for little kids!

  • 290 dislikes?!

  • i love that kid

  • i know my comments are rather late.. but i do have something yo say..first of all i noticed jake on a billy elliot vidio, the people went mad about him..i just finished reading all the comments that you lot just made, good and bad, he must have somthing in him for you all to be so interested.. go go jake, dont worry about the motor mouths, you in broadway, now thats saying somethig god bless kid, you will have the last laugh..i'm an old pro who know's talent, and you got it...

  • He is micheal in Billy Eliiot now!

  • jake pratt is a pratt :P

  • i saw him in billy elliot last saturday, he was amazing

  • real comedians make thier own act - they dont copy others . (except joe pasquale)

  • Aw he is so cute lol

  • this kid is hilarious. poor guy tho, he looked like he was gonna cry when simon told him the singing was horrible. i guess that's just the american idol in him talking tho. lol

  • kids a stud.

  • spider joke amazing i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that wee dude!!!!!!!!

  • I tgought he was gonnasay ''now you're stuck you stupid bastard'' xD

  • umm... yeah, that kid was like a guy who was at school and his friends had told him some jokes and he decided to tell them, his mom probably told him he was a good singing and so he decided to sing.

    He wasn't funny

  • Hes in the green baloon club now :D x

  • Ok.. he sucked! Wasn't funny, old jokes awful singin

  • i used to go to his dance class i was in the same class as his sister ellie!!

  • veryyy goooddd

  • WENA WEONNN

  • HAH ! :D

  • =))

  • he is so cute!!!

    :D

  • SO AWESOME!!! :)

  • this boy is starring in the west end Billy Elliot as Michael .. he is amazing.

  • Whats so funny about the spider getting stuck? I feel stupid so can someone please explain it to me???

  • @SamHoward55  The end of that's meant to be bastard, as in "now you're stuck you stupid bastard"

  • cuz its sposed to say u stupid bastard but he's little so he ses spider

  • jajajajajaja very very funny boy... I'm still laugh

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAH DAMN!!!

  • He is the cutest little boy in the world !!!!

  • i like it when he sings!!!! hes so cute!

  • Good act, but he shouldn't sing

  • this dude's going to have a late night shows one day lol

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooow

  • This kid reminds me the one from the stuart Little movie. The stuart´s brother lol....

  • @marloxini I KNOW RIGHT!!!...LOL...

  • @marloxini Jonathan Lipnicki u mean? i thought the same too lol xD

  • he is so cute! cheeky! but cute. ! :)

  • still but simon sed yes

  • awh he looked so upset when simon told him the singing was terrible.

  • @tyegreen93 Well Simon was right. He should stick to comedy and forget singing.

  • @vjose32 however he got the role of michael in billy elliot and has been in cbeebies

  • @tyegreen93 funnily enough he played Michael in Billy Elliot the Musical on West End two years later. With an amazing singing.

  • @XowntXihqX wahts your talent bub!?!?!?

  • he' so funny

    lovely kid

  • charming kid

  • omg he is the funniest kid ive ever seen and he ius as good as peter kay!!

  • nice post and the kid is funny

    I wonder what he is doing now

    His birthday was on the 25th now he is 13

    Take care all from Earl in Huntington Beach Ca.

  • he's in billy elliot playing michael.

  • i thaught he was really funny the spider one really made me laugh

  • LOL

    There's nothing wrong with your eyesight, mom xD

  • i like the Homework one best :L

  • HES THU SHIT

  • dude pedophilia is funnier then he is, plus he cant sing fo shiz

  • so hes like 9 or something lol

  • wat were u doing at nine ? playing guitar hero fuckinng atleast hes tryna do something

  • wow ur a lil bitch

  • so are you

  • lovly young boy

  • yep he almost said bastard lmao

  • hes gonna be playing michael in billy elliot the musical!!!!!!!

  • for the spider part i thought he would say bastard

  • I cant understand that part

  • @gbaileyonline hehe thats the point

  • @gbaileyonline - thats the idea LOL

  • @gbaileyonline pmsl! well done mate! hahahahahha

  • @gbaileyonline He was about to pillock

  • @gbaileyonline thats the pint

  • 1:24

  • Bless him :)

    x

  • to tell jokes you needn´t a talent, and the singing.... i agree with simon.

  • this lad is halarios he is class and should of got to the final

  • awhh!!!

  • he sucks at singin

  • i luv the spider bitt

  • LOL...good!!:-)

  • LMAO

  • OMG !!! The brother of Krista from Cheeky Monkeys appears !!! Hahahaha !!!!!!!

  • more like jake brat!

  • Ditto.

  • God, i hate him.

  • he just copy's other people

  • LOL the singing was terrible by the way. that was funny, all his jokes he got from other people so hes not that good

  • was heißt das auf deutsch ?

  • i love him (:

  • meh.

  • the joke with his mom whas amazing great!!!!

  • that joke about his mom was not cool... Brat

  • its a joke thats the point

  • he looks like the little boy in One Tree Hill

  • he found these jokes on the internet lol hes not that good

  • he's a cute boy :))

  • sorry u cant sing chaps.but u are shining,still.

  • Kid is somethin'!

  • peter who?

  • jake brat

  • lol prat

  • That's the joke

  • gee!!! really?!?!??!

  • He can't sing. But he is really adorable XD

  • He's an annoying little 'Pratt'.

    He's not funny, I've heard all those jokes before!

  • he thinks hes good

  • yes, fucking thief

  • annoying

  • Soooo cute! Thats the joke i understand. and its so cute and funny!!!

  • LMAO hes fuckin adorable:)

  • Bloody pratt!!

  • hahahah xDD

  • Err... Why did they let him through anyway? Everybody can tell a joke, you don't need TALENT for that. And they admitted his singing was terrible.

    Add to that that he looks like an arrogant bullier (the ones who think they're great) and you've got every reason to say NO, but they said yes. Probably cuz he's just "a poor kid". Hate that, i'm sorry to say.

  • ahhahahahaahhhah Lol

  • He went to my primary school he was in my brother's year and he was so full of himself. and he came back after this and said that he was a celebrity.

  • Lol! Who's your cousin?

  • Chris Johnson, he goes to Saint Auggies now

  • Ahhh His brother's in my class!

  • Billy Johnson? XD The mater chav

  • Hahahahahahahhhhh! XD XD XD XD XD

  • jake pratt,i recognise him from somewhere,o yer i think hes from green baloon club coz my sister watches it on cbeebies,jake sounds weird in that but on this he sounds better.

  • yeah i think he is off that

  • Ha, I'm in his brothers class!

  • JAKE TWAT! HE BULLIED MY COUSIN!

  • really?

  • Yes.

  • S3rrrBy No wonder your can't understand the jokes when you can't spell "Words", learn to speak and write english then comment.

  • please forgive me... you know i am a human being and human beings sometimes make mistakes...please, forgive us

    p.s. u were rude.

  • he says spider, spider on the wall, have you got no sense at tall? dont you know thats walls been plastered? now your stuck you stupid spider!!!!

  • oh...thx a lot:)

  • ......krap

  • can someone please tell me the last joke i ddin't quite understand all the worlds

  • something about a spider and walls and plaster

  • hes meant to say, 'spider spider on the wall, do u have no sense at all, dont u no that walls been plastered, now ur stuck u stupid bastard!' but hes little and cant say that word

  • omg omg look at te stupid kid :)= !!!

  • hahaha yea and his second name is pratt hahahahah X3

  • omg he should just stick with th eocmedy

  • he's my friend in school!!

  • this didnt do nothing for me didnt find it funny at all

  • i thort he was gonna say you stupid spakker not spider :S lol

  • lol i went to the same footy team.jack dec said hi and look at my vid rymacon!!

  • The kid is sooo cute and his comedy piece is sooo funny!

  • he is fantastic

  • This guy is good oh so good.

    Watch my video too.

    loveofmylife/jeffsinger

  • ok anything else

  • he was funny

  • i know him i went to the same dance school :)

  • want a balloon?

  • Is he on cbeebies Green balloon club??