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  • i like to smoke weed

  • winnie the pooh the pedophile :P

  • Man. All these perverts walking into this guys house. Why doesn't he just move?

  • is that the guy who plays mickey mouse?

  • love how bad the people are at fake typing ..

  • Sounds like a black and white mickey mouse

  • first guy swallowed a kazoo

  • Why do all these creeps dress like slobs?

  • @jmhizon83 Because they are slobs

  • Its not true its bullshit I did not hit her! I did nawwwwt. Oh Hi mark :)

  • people you cant say anithing there are people out there that look like 25 but are in reality 17 and there are those who look like 17 but are 25 so we are all stuck in the ASS!!

  • What's a pederast, Walter?

  • Sounds like Mickey Mouse. XD HO HO!

  • Im pretty sure when chris hanson goes home , he jacks off to his own successful TCAP'S

  • not in a gay way or anything but does anybody else find chris hansen's voice soothing ?

  • @MrRandymeeks wow........... thats a little weird

  • @WrestlingReplicas908 hey i practically said no homo so it's not gay 

  • @MrRandymeeks WOW some one is sensitive

  • @MrRandymeeks No, but I bet you do Faggy McFag Fag

  • @DiomedesStrosMkai easy bitch i ain't gonna take no shit from you

  • @MrRandymeeks You're a fag. Whatcha gonna do about it?

  • @DiomedesStrosMkai 1. i'm not a fag and 2. i'm not gonna do anything to you because your a low-level troll below average so i'm not even gonna give you my time

  • @MrRandymeeks 1. You ARE a fag 2. You're not going to do anything because you CAN'T do anything. Pretty sure you're taking my shit right now. Eating to I'd venture to say, but I'm no expert

  • @DiomedesStrosMkai really so if i'm a fag how are you gonna prove it's the fucking internet man, you can't prove shit and what the hell does "Pretty sure you're taking my shit right now Eating to I'd venture to say, but I'm no expert" what the hell does that mean ?

  • @MrRandymeeks Prove it? Well I think it's fair to say you have a little man-crush on Chris Hansen.. That's fine! Really! It just means you're not straight. And you're taking my shit, because you have to, because you're too stupid to realise how not to.. you're practically eating my shit, Mr. Sanchez.

  • @DiomedesStrosMkai i'm not a mexican so you can't call me Sanchez or dirty Sanchez because it wouldn't make any sense

  • @MrRandymeeks Ha, well it makes remarkable sense in consideration of your disgusting habit of eating feces. Seriously man.. messed up. 

  • @DiomedesStrosMkai i don't eat shit but you smell like it

  • @MrRandymeeks Oh so declares then man who says you can't prove shit over the internet! I didn't know the olfactory sense was exempt from this rule!

  • these men are so brave. imagine if you guys got caught and how u would feel. its very upsetting

  • @dannycole2010 Brave? These fuckers are fucked up in the head for doing what they did.

  • @dannycole2010 You're an idiot.

  • haha, "its a querstion!"

  • 1:51 PINNOCCIO: NOT THE MUFFIN MAN!

  • LOL circular logic: im here because i was going to tell her i cant be here

  • what the FUCK is wrong with his voice? @ 1:25

  • A 20yr old wanting to fuck a girl 6yrs younger than him isnt encouraged but he's not a pedo hes still a fuckin kid himself, a stupid horny one, but his life shouldn't be ruined by been put in TV

  • @BeeRocket2010 I'm 19 and I would never even consider having any kind of relations with a 13 yo girl.. That's ridiculous. It's sad. He should have known better, he didn't, and now he's facing the repercussions. I mean come on, this girl is still in middle school and he's old enough to be in his third years of college.

  • @BeeRocket2010 In this case, it depends on how young the child is, not the point spread, retard. Go to school and lean about sexual development in children.

  • @IndifferentSky Fuck off you ugly bitch you don't know what you're talking about, I don't support any of these dirt bags i think all of them are as disgusting as you just in a different way. My point was a 20yr wanting to fuck a 14yr is fucked up and I don't approve but to call the 20yr old a pedo on TV is a massive call. Piss off and try to argue with someone else, someone who supports these dick heads.

  • jeff staceys got guts cause he sure as shit aint got balls!

  • That cop needs to read the rights off a piece of paper?

    What a shitty cop. You're meant to know that shit

  • MARGE SIMPSON?!

  • @lol8002  More like Winnie the Pooh.

  • @MadHatter34784 Fair shout man, fair shout.

  • The first guy sounds like towelie

  • The female's voice sounds too old. They should have found a better voice to play a 13 yr. old.

  • wtf mickey get back to disney

  • okay so the second robb I met and we are (well were) friends and hanging out and he was supposed to hang out tonight and never showed so i googled him to see if he had a facebook ( i think he got arrested for vilotating probation now) and I find all of this! OMG Im about to throw up. note im not underage and we didnt meet online but i feel so F'n sick to my stomach!

  • Super Mario makes a special guest appearance on another part to this edition!!!

  • I never thought Mr. Slave and Mr. Hankey would be featured on anything but Sotuh Park!!!

  • if you close your eyes in the dark and say bloody mary 3x jeff stacey will appear saying "i didnt know i didnt know!"

  • ok....he sound slow when he said ok

  • When Chris is interigating the high-pitch Jeff, "It's just a question!" he is having a LOT of trouble keeping a straight face... Lol! Chris is good.. Damn good.

  • Mr. Holier than thou Hanson cheats on his wife. He should keep his ass at home.

  • @SuperAnnoyingtroll Yeah true, but it wasn't with a minor see he did his research...he know from experience best place to pick up chicks is at the library!!!

  • the one dislike was from the guy with the goofy voice

  • So this is what Micky Mouse really looks like. Ass hole!

  • You can tell the first guy still lives with his mom

  • the first guy would be a creepy deli worker

  • The second guy is barely more than a kid himself.....

  • 2:18 Hearing 'Del' try to act sexy makes my skin crawl...(shutters)

  • C'mon guys, he just came there to tell her that he's not gonna be there. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

  • Is it too much to ask to have the cop memorize the miranda warnings. Sweet jesus ... watch law and order twice and you'll know them.

  • lol bubbles from trailer park boys here is one hell of a wierdo!

  • he only 20 when i was 13 i would flirt with 20 year olds all the time

  • i like how he tries to say 'i dont know' very sexy

  • what the man said at the first part of this segment "what i say on the internet and what i do in real life are two different things". i have heard people speak like this in real life and online alot. they seem to think it gives them an excuse to do anything they want. people, dont you realize that what you do on the internet represents what you will do in real life. they are completely connected. even when playing a game like "second life". treat what you do here as serious and real. cause it is

  • The guy with the glasses sounds like the old guy from Family Guy. :P

  • @Sclasspsycho

    Hahahaha you're right!! They're both pedophiles too!

  • @Sclasspsycho In other words, a creepy pedophile! Lol.

  • @Sclasspsycho ya like popsicles hahaha

  • my god. these guys are so hard up for sex, why don't you just replace chris hansen with a big fuckin smelly biker, and see how they like to have their innocence taken.

  • Lol the first dude sounds like a cartoon character

  • @Yourbeautiful666

    Yeah indeed lol

  • "So would you like to watch a movie..with me, with your hand down my pants, or just no pants, we could just be naked all day..." LOL!

  • chris hanson would make a great school principal from the way he talks

  • Some of the decoys they hire look older than some of these guys lol.

  • what happend with his voice?

  • @SuperAnnoyingtroll

    Your name fits your personality

  • 0:42

    AHAH that guys voice cracked me up

  • Hot 13y/o virgin looking for fun!! I no it sounz weid, but I've alwayz had a fantasy of loosing my virginity to Mickey Mouse!!

  • wanna get high?

  • Leave these people alone. If a girl has grass on the field then play ball. If she really wants it...play ball! Leave these men be. Don't be douche bags!

  • @SuperAnnoyingtroll Really? They're fucking perverts!

  • @BlackRosesWeep Read his nickname lol

  • @Kirtashtanable Oh I know

  • "What's wrong with that!?"

    "It's a question!"

  • That guy sounds like a mix between winnie the pooh and mickey mouse.

  • lol "it took me forever to find this place"

  • "I Thought long and hard about it"

    *long and hard*

  • not defending these tools but yea dont go to prostitutes for sex

  • I hope Disney fired the first guy and Minnie leaves his ass!

  • The first guy sounds like the old man in Family Guy :3

  • you can understand the 20 year olds because theyre desperate

  • @Loser047 I'm 19 and nowhere near desperate, and there's no excuse bro.

  • @H0M3R0W yeah but you kinda see where they're going right?? its not as creepy as the forty year olds with twelve year olds but like a twenty year old with like 13 year olds cause its not really pedophilia cause theyre not

    why i am trying to justify predators i don't know

  • @Loser047

    you say the 20yrs are desperate..

    and your page says your 21.LOL

  • @Punkrockfan001 i'm 15 and female lol

  • "you came by herrrrrrrrrrrre, to tell herrrrrrrrrrrrr" lolololol Chris Hansen!

  • Bad*

  • 2nd guy was hella cute but too nad hes a pedo

  • @xxvietbebe

    you meant the first guy didnt you? lol

  • @Punkrockfan001 No i meant the 20 year old one.

  • @xxvietbebe

    sure sure.lol

  • Wow these dudes are so dumb and gross. And that guy really does sound like mickey mouse hahaha

  • hahaha the first guy's voice xD

  • ITS JUST A QUESTION!

  • The deli world really took a hit when they lost Jeff.

  • @699backstab Haha that's funny shit.

  • the bottom line is this dudes are nerds not to mention prverts..

  • I wanna see Dave Chappelle do a skit about this... "Chris Hansen you a dead man"!

  • HAHA the first guy sounds like Dr. Steve Brule!

  • @whatwouldgjdo kinda

  • What's funny is that 15 year old girls probably have more sexual experience than most of these guys.

  • The first guy definitely does not sound like Mickey Mouse.

  • chris should get his own show - this show is uh-mazing

  • Pedo Mickey : Just because I typed it online it doesnt mean thats what I really think..

    Chris: Well, that would be easier to beilieve if you didn't show up

    OWNED

    I think Chris Hansen does alot of adderall before he comes out to be so on top of his game

  • hahahaha because of the first guy i will never go disney land again :(

  • The first guy is on some good shit -_- fucking perve

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  • umm that guy sounds like mickey mouse 0:44

  • "Find a place to park ok?"...... Chris is a beast

  • that kid is 20 your suppose oto be ion college you camn tell hes a loser cause college is the time of your life

  • FIRST GUYS PICTURE HILARIOUS

  • @Theunwanted4life

    you know you'd pork him

  • the second one's excuse was such bs it's hilarious. "i just came here to tell her that i couldn't come" BAHAHAHA XD

  • EPIC CHRIS HANSEN VENTRILO HARASSMENT MOMENT.

  • Wtf.. @0:20... That persons fake typing is horrid

  • How Can He keep A Straight Face Talking To The First Guy .? xD

  • micky mousE!!!!!

  • 20 years old, I don't know. He's still a kid himself.

  • Lmao the first guy sounds like the gingerbread man from skrek

  • LOL that second one came in and I was like

    "Oh he looks young that's not fair"

    then they were all "..who he thought was 13"

    and I went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • These guys are so ugly it's no wonder they jumped at the chance to meet in person. I'm sure there are attractive pedophiles that never get caught, sadly (like female high-school and middle-school teachers).

  • 2:57

    to bad this guys a pedo

    he coulda made a lot of money with chris hansen as one of his underage male decoys

    any1 else think this dude looks like hes friggin 15 lol

  • @Sartinalexander Don't you mean that gorgeous male model type with the creamy manly voice at 00:50?

  • haha, mickey mouse

  • 0:59

    Mickey Mouse: It's a question!

  • I love Chris Hansen's voice.

  • Its a question....in high pitched voice

  • 0:54

  • 0:57

    

  • @bobbyflaylover69 IT'S A QUESTION

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  • Fuck I'd have so much fun being a cop, fuck saying "Get on the ground!" I'd have phrases like "EMBRACE ETERNITY!" or "YOUR FATE IS UPON YOU!".

  • @charles125 LMAO, I think I'll use that line next time if you don't  mind.

  • @MrCop11pi Hahahaha, go right ahead!

  • If there was a To Catch A Predator greatest hits Jeff Stacey would most certainly be on it

  • mickey mouse is a pedo?

  • I love the way Chris Hansen confronts every predator with causal conversation; " Just have a seat over there", (9 times out of 10 they do) " How's it going? Did you find a place to park okay? " LMAO

  • @MrCop11pi LOLOL, this show is comedy gold!

  • LOL towlie from southpark!

  • @adamfuckinknowsit LMFAO, Crackhead Towlie

  • Ho ho! See you at the game, Joe! Ho ho!

  • What irony that the only guy caught who doesn't type like a 13 y old retard is actually quite young himself.... As opposed to all those 35+ creepy guys with little to no care for normal spelling.

  • How does that look rob?

    Terrible.

  • ELMO?!?!

  • that guy sounds like someone south park

  • With the money these fools spent in gas traveling to their imminent doom they could've spent on a stripper or prostitute. A stripper or prostitute would also offer a far more enjoyable, pleasurable and less risky experience... These idiots deserve to be in jail.

  • @ExecutedOrder66 : Except that many of those strippers/prostitutes were most probably victims of similar crimes when they were teenagers which drove them into the sex industry. But, whatever..

  • @ExecutedOrder66 More enjoyable and pleasurable maybe, but I dunno if you could say less risky XD.

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  • @ExecutedOrder66 actually i think a stripper would have been MORE riskier. *cough cough* STDs! *cough cough*

  • @MCPOSJ117films Well, yeah. But legally, it's less risky

  • @ExecutedOrder66 They deserve to be shot.

  • @ExecutedOrder66 Besides the STI's, haha :P

  • @ExecutedOrder66 very true. But they wanted the pure one haha

  • @ExecutedOrder66 took the words right out of my mouth