Geico Drill Sargent Therapist Commercial 2010.mpg

[AKanyon]

this kind of therapist will save America. Seriously.

[AKanyon]

sir yes sir!!!



[despotzapper]

I like that guy in the ad who's talking to the gunny. Hell he can come over for dinner and fuck my sister LMAO

[pennyf9]

Jackwagon is now in my vocabulary

[Jamesjarhead]

i wish i was a therapist like him! id be fired the first day lol

[krp3434]

love this commercial, never gets old.

[XxJessicaMarie93xX]

Cry baby xD

[ErnieTheGreatest]

TheRapist?

[xxCatherineSmithxx]

Cracks me up everytime!!:)

[MutantNinjaFly]

You got a war face? LEMME SEE YER WAR FACE!

[giantmutantchicken]

I think it would've been better with the full uniform and an M1 hung over in the background. none the less, this is well done. ^^

[deadcrowes19]

This commercial backfired, the Gunny would make a great therapist. Sometimes what a man needs to move on with his life is a swift kick in the ass.

[MegaHoodbaby]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah­hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

[yu244720]

this is one of the best - always makes me laugh!!!

[prboy931]

whats a jagwaggon O.o ?

[LindseyAByrd]

I love this commercial soooooooo much!!!!!!!

[NatWolff43567890]

do they still make this

[GuitarSG89]

I say this to my friends. It actually cheers them up, haha!

[joshscorcher]

It's Drill Instructor...Marines don't have Drill Sergeants...

[BSmenot]

@joshscorcher Who said he was a marine in the commercial ya jackwagon

[joshscorcher]

@BSmenot

Watch FMJ?

[MrNotorius5500]

@MegaSmileygrl 8 million deaf mutes will thank you.

[KatyChan2015]

5 people didn't get to mamby pamby land...

[hashit134]

FMJ

[bakerwrb]

@MegaSmileygrl thanks for the narration, but incorrect. he doesn't say "Hmm.....i see..well" he said "interesting"

[horsetalk123]

If there was an award for best commercial this commercial would definitely win!

[badash7050]

This commercial is da bom

[jordanrb1996]

Mamby pamby land? Huh? Never heard of it......

[NotTimmy123]

@jordanrb1996 I actually went there for vacaction last year... ha

[bjornan3]

i love this commercial

[horseluver0567]

This is my favorite geico commercial ever!!!

[goofygalno1]

hhahah this is my all time fave commercial!!! makes me laff so much!!!

[Smileyri77]

Forest hump on that commercial

[PhantoMace2012]

4 ppl couldnt go to manby panby land

EP

[Frindleis]

@MegaSmileygrl Thanks for the narration, just in case I happened to be deaf.

[EmilyVerin]

@Frindleis ROFL!!!!

[Emigdiosback]

@foxmcloud23 they did, that was R. Lee Ermy.

[jennalee110]

haha real sensitive lol throwin the tissue at him!

[foxmcloud23]

they should have used the guy who played sergeant hartman

[crownandsprite407]

@foxmcloud23 that is him he just got old lol

[LilStiny1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!



[4858chris]

the drill sargent as a therapist commercial is hilarious

[snipesAndrew123]

Press 0:30 to skip ad.

[joeyakabert]

Those 4 people went to manbi panbi land

[2A3A66]

This the best TV ad to ever be aired. I got the biggest belly laugh when I first saw this. I call everybody Jack Wagons now.

[robbiebratc]

0:14

[MrFisherman17]

4 people got tissue boxes chucked at them lol

[MichiganManiac5594]

4 people get sad from the color yellow

[MichiganManiac5594]

ha

[THANATOS112220]

My favorite one of these Geico commercials is the one with Charlie Daniels. This one is my second favorite.

[2A3A66]

@THANATOS112220 That's how you do it, son....

[THANATOS112220]

@2A3A66 hahaha love that scene man.

[stevehill1000]

This is still my all time favorite!!!!!!!!!

[blueshogun96]

I sent this video to my friend who's nervous for a job interview. I hope this gives that jackwagon some self confidence.  Crybaby...

[DaizieBubba]

this waz the best one that geico made.....LOVE IT ::)

[jriles70bones]

R. Lee Ermey is hard as phukk!

[EscapeTheAna]

Ya JACKWAGON! -3 love that

[MSW4298]

0:30 to skip ad (:

[harrisonjess]

4 people think yellow makes them sad. thumbs up if u agree

[dude33ism]

my absolute favorite GEICO Commercial.

[rubberducky3600]

and thats why yellow makes me sad. i think :O

[senorbusyman]

my grandfather has an autograph of him from his young days. surprised he still got his talent. he should be lending his voice in games like Gears

[ATLRCFlyer]

Lee Ermey FTW!

[Taina1205]

You know your dads a verteran when he loves this commercail with a passion!!

[therussianostrich]

So that proves it... sgt hartman didn't die he just retired and became a therapist.

[KimmySafiya]

A therapist told me about this video lol!!

[FreeRealmsCheats2010]

who dosent like this crap

[FreeRealmsCheats2010]

the 4 people who dislike are JACKWAGONS!!!!ya jackwagon!

[sangobaby97]

JACKWAGON!

[RyanJVH]

@MegaSmileygrl thank you for the script ive been dying to find it

[TallerDuncan45]

Ive been to Mamby Pamby Land. You DON'T wanna go there

[brianooog]

@TallerDuncan45 I just came from there ..... its really nice this time of year.

[teh5abiking]

He's not a drill sergeant, he's a drill INSTRUCTOR!

[missashes101]

U know what makes me sad!!???? Lolz good times good times

[raybug1702]

LOVE THIS!! makes me smile and laugh every time!! NOT JUST ANYTHING MAKES ME LAUGH! Mainly commercials! Everyone I know laughs at cartoons, commercials.. STUPID MOVIES.. not me.. Have yet to see a GOOD FUNNY MOVIE!! but this commercial... LoL ... It's gReAt

[kingelvis24]

3 ppl are jackwagons

[DITTOhiphop]

My friend did this for the talent show it was so funny

[missashes101]

All the dislikers are jackwagons :D

[jabthebeast21sis]

lol i love this commerical

[glowsticksgonewild]

cry baby

[DarkWillow291]

Ya JACK WAGON

[9Socc3rChik]

i fudgingg love thiss commertial.!!!.!!.!!!.! it's the best commertial i have ever watched...no lie.!!!

[mrpomo632]

I believe he was I'm not shure

[Capcoor]

@mrpomo632 Yes.

[zerobuu]

wasnt he the DI in Full Metal Jacket

[TwistyTravster]

MambyPampy land is awesome. I've been there, I swear!

[loveluray]

Anyone who knows me knows how much I HATE commercials and my mute button is never far away. But...I'm just glad I caught this wonderful ad while watching with a commercial loving friend! I've saved it here, downloaded it to my computer and whenever I need a good chuckle tune it in! Besides, my son is a Marine so it makes this commercial extra special! Jack-wagon! hahahaha

[Bruniahlator]

its just a god damn comercial

[dancefreaks1212]

Best commercial ever! I <3 Geico

[pvbvrip82]

I don't care what any-body says this commercial is 1 of the best

[ksavannah12]

dude its just a commersial

[HereGoesNothin1331]

Ok, all you guys calm down. The Marines, Army, and Air Force may be a little more sensetive when they come back from fighting. Someone I know, who was in the army, gets upset fairly easily. I belive it's a Stress Disorder or something. They DO do alot for us, and protect us. But even if you DID want to make a point towards them, a comment on a Youtube video that has nothing to do with them, is not the way to do it.

[RockinYellowlizard]

@HereGoesNothin1331 PTSD, known as Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

@kap2z And i find it hard to believe someone in the Marines, trained as well as that, speaks like a little teenage dirtbag. ( And if you were truly in the Army or Marines, you wouldn't talk in 3rd person about them.

[Themadfranklin]

Calm down there "marine". I'm a trucking school instructor and I have had more than one of your former "brothers" CRY when they couldn't learn to shift a 10-speed transmission. When do you tell them in boot camp it's okay to do that, anyway?

[ThePartyboy201]

geez guys this was a commercial for promoting insurance to the people in a way people can relate to it. Its just for comic relief. Not for some dum reason to fight over in a blog or comment section in youtube.

[brokenagain89]

lmao i love this commercial haha

[laughingcrows]

How many hundreds of millions do they spend on the constant barrage of commercials, 24\7 on every . single . channel?

Wouldn't their insurance be a heck of a lot cheaper if they cut back? Some?

[boanerges144]

LOL!!! "Jack Wagon" I can't I have ever heard that one. Probably the tame version of something more agressive like *&%$# or @#^%$

[nnamdi1104]

LMAO!!!!! ohh my gosh! too funny LMAO!!!

[rocketguy75]

the color yellow makes him sad =( i feel bad for him honestly.

[DecayedOfferings]

what the hell is a jack wagon anyways?

[brokenagain89]

@DecayedOfferings lol that guy obv haha

[ThePartyboy201]

@DecayedOfferings its kind of like jack shit

[daved1974]

i dont care what any of your opinions are this commercial is fucking awsome just as the movie full metal jacket

[NuttunButt]

USMC Full Metal Jacket 74-78 oooooooorah! Love this commercial!

[MrJwrecovery]

let me tell all of u soilders somethin u are fighting for ignorant assholes im an american but i belive something as impersonal as a political issue is not with integrety but with stupidity i like to call it senseless martyrdom your fighting for something that we started the world would be a better place if satan ruled the earth i dont even stand up for the national anthem and you dont have to have balls to pull a trigger pulling the trigger is easy anybody can kill u stupid bitches

[TheImawsome00]

@MrJwrecovery hi persons, sorry but that was my brother who atered my comment. and youre rasist to think im black, they dont cuss because theyre black. this is a reply to youre email. and if you cant say something nice winn to your commander you wimp

[TheImawsome00]

Respond to this video... hi persons, sorry but that was my brother who atered my comment. and youre rasist to think im black, they dont cuss because theyre black. this is a reply to youre email. and if you cant say something nice winn to your commander you wimp

[TheImawsome00]

@MrJwrecovery o ya dont judge my brother you bum jack wagon

[nagle9]

@MrJwrecovery What do u stand for .your a POGEY BAIT MFer

[cmavromoustakos]

This commercial is amazing.

[southside3119]

@Cr4sHm4n89 wht r u? a fuckin dumbass shut the fuck up moron

[JimmyHopkins2]

This was the Drill Sergeant on Full Metal Jacket

and the KKK Mayor in Mississippi Burning

[ShotgunBlues42]

This is my favorite commercial ever. lol lol

[emilyluvsyou9]

love these. 

[Falcrist]

@Mrjonathandj I've got all kinds of respect for our military (especially after being in and around it for almost all of my life), but IMO the higher honors go to those who risk their lives to SAVE lives.

However, this guy is full of win.

[tankshot009]

@Falcrist my respect goes to anybody with enough balls (or stupidity in some cases) to say, im gonna join the armed forces. Cause honestly. Noone goes in knowing whats gonna happen.

[crazytexas777]

everyone just enjoy the dam commercial!!!!

[drewsky684]

This is how real therapists should be. People have become such wimps cause of all the "depression hurts" and other anti-depressant commercials that encourage having a victim mentality. What happened to the days of just sucking it up and bettering yourself.

[ironmantis25]

@drewsky684

yeah, maybe every depressed person should join the army to experience some real pain.

[ahhigby]

This is absolutely my favorite commercial of all time(:

[11bikerboy11]

isn't that the drill sergeant from Born to kill..?

[xxlilyxbethxx]

COOL!!!

[Mrjonathandj]

I am with Kap2z...The respect chain should go

1...Armed Forces (every branch)

2...Fire and rescue

3...Police

All examples of people willing to run against the curent of people and into danger...Cr4sHm4n89 you are a Jack wagon!

[SR71pilot2007]

@Mrjonathandj and random volunteers! like ppl who just run into a burning building when they aren't fire fighters, or ppl who do CPR on unconscious ppl when they aren't life guards

[OmarisAngel07]

lmfaooo this is so mean 

[freshmanchris7]

lmfao

[psymaster1234]

He was in tonight's Law and Order SVU episode...

[ledzeppelinfan163]

i love when he throws the tissues at him ROFL!!

[janetdeane1]

Crybaby! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! 

[NatWolff43567890]

Fro You You JACKWAGON Crazy old Man

[NatWolff43567890]

LOL

[Agentbjs1]

Semper Fi!!! God I love the core!

[mcdom89]

YAH JACKWAGON! LOL

[atomikrobot300099]

I think its the SGT from Full Metal Jacket...

[jtel]

@atomikrobot300099 Of course, it's R. Lee Ermey! Former real-life Marines Drill Sergeant.

[luckybear3822]

This is my favorite commercial. :]

[monanola]

lighten up...this was meant to give you a laugh ... protesting too much?

[Aluze]

Haha, I swear I went around calling people "Jack wagons" for a day and a half the first time i saw this

[brrownsuga]

hahaha i love dis commerical

[gridlock5]

GEICO FTW

[DJspin88988]

Look at how the guy jumps when he starts hollering it fucking halarious "ya jackwagon"

[michiganalyssa13]

hilarious thats why yellow makes me said???!!!??

[kap2z]

@Cr4sHm4n89

Shut the fuck up. I'm a Marine and I'll tell you right now, Army, Marines, Air Force, etc. we're all brothers. We're fighting for the same damn reason, don't come on youtube trying to earn respect from marines by saying the Army are pussies because the only pussy I see right now is you, you piece of shit. Every military force is fighting for the safety of people, including assholes like you. They put their lives at risk for YOU. Give equal respect to ALL military forces. Asshole.

[YWKMNITLWILMVAT]

@kap2z I am not surprised to see any soldier, especially a Marine come unglued towards someone treating the life sacrificing business like it's a macho man competition. He apparently hasn't, and hopefully never will see another human being get butchered. Anyway, be safe and get back to your loved ones in one piece.

[CaptAdams35]

@kap2z That's right! No one talks shit about any branch except us. Isn't that right, devil dawg? And if you make one reference to me being a pecker checking squid, I'll thump your ass back to conception. For reference to anyone reading this, ONLY corpsmen talk to their Marines like this. I advise you not try this at home, as not only will he kick the shit out of you, but so will I.

[diabeticderek]

@CaptAdams35 You're a woodpecker checking octopus!

[CaptAdams35]

@diabeticderek LoL! Hadn't heard that one before. Thanks for the chuckle! 

[phillyslasher]

@kap2z Amen. Too many kids in the service today posturing and trying to be badass. Every Marine, Sailor and Airman I've served with have been great guys and I returned the gesture by being good to them. I hope some of these kids don't carry this attitude with them downrange...

[hondarider0987]

@kap2z hell yeah

[diabeticderek]

@kap2z I agree with what you said in principle, but you have some serious issues based on the way you said it! Let me guess: anger issues and verbal/emotional abuse accusations ever been thrown your way?

[kap2z]

@diabeticderek

Not really haha. That was the bad side of me I usually don't go apeshit like that but that is my biggest pet peeve when someone thinks their tough shit because they can trash another military.

[Toolbox231]

@kap2z dude chill out, there will be haters everywhere, if you want some real anti-america action check out littlebier8's channel, but still you cant let that get to you

[Spidermang84]

@kap2z and that's called getting owned OOH-RAH lol

[Tomos17451]

What the hell is everyone bitching about the marines and airforce, ect... the point is to watch the freaking commercial not bitch about our military! If you wanna complain about it take it elsewhere...

[kap2z]

@Tomos17451

How is defending a military that works their ass off every day, risking their lives for ingrates, bitching? Obviously you don't understand the value of having people out there in war risking their lives for other people. I wouldn't have "bitched" if people would understand what any military goes through and not go by what they see on games or TV. "Bitching" on this video is no different then bitching on any other video. Take your head out of your ass.

[SemperFido]

@kap2z

Ooh Rah!

[jaiko86]

@kap2z especially in light up coming veterans day, we should honor all our military forces :)

[TheImawsome00]

@kap2z holy crap. what the hell is your problem you pussy pencil pusher. if you have the damn time to complain about a fuckn youtube vid your not a fucking veteran so shut the fuck up. stop fucking masturbating behind your desk! damn pussy sitting on the damn couch in the vid!@!@!@!

[JimmyHopkins2]

@TheImawsome00

are you black by any chance??? Sure sounds like it...

Swearing every two words doesn't make you cool, you miserable bum.

[megrud]

@kap2z You must be a POG....I am a military brat so i know what all goes on Grunts say they are better than everyone else a fuckin Staff even says it yeah i respect all the others but Marines do more shit referring to the quota "Fist to fight last to leave" is because they send Marines in first to get it all set up then army fucks its up so they send Marines back so pretty much i believe you are a POG

[kap2z]

@megrud

If you aren't in the military then don't say anything. What you just said about Marines is a stereotype. It's the same thing as saying why do black people like fried chicken or something. I can say the same thing about anyone in the military, a few people's thoughts doesn't justify everyone's thought. Like I said it's a stereotype. There's people in EVERY military who think the they are better then everyone.

[megrud]

@kap2z *cough* umm not stereotype if i know alot of Marines that say that shit and yeah if your family is in the Military that pretty much means they own your ass as well

[longlostsapper]

@megrud funny i remember cleaning up marine's screw ups all the time

[megrud]

@longlostsapper Hell i just go by what i have seen in these past few years

[tankshot009]

@megrud i dunno man. Grunts are always complaining about they're jobs. And they talk so much shit to non combat MOS's. Its like dude. if your so unhappy, get a higher score on your asvab. XD

[megrud]

@tankshot009 True true...

[SkunkyBoy2]

@kap2z ------ Amen brother!!!