You need to lighten up dude. This film was not the best but obviously you have less humor than any living creature that exists. A rock has a better sense of humor than you. Why did you become a movie critic if you don't even know what humor is?
The only difference is what you said about Jon Heder. I admit, he was horrendous in this movie and it seemed like he could not carry out a character. But he was great in Blades of Glory, quite a bit different. I hope he can be an even more different character in a future movie.
The truth hurts, but i agree with this guy 100%. I haven't seen Blades of Glory yet, but Heater better not ruin this movie with his typecasted acting.
And another thing, this movie was not intended to be "high humor". It's meant to be exactly what it is; a stupid comedy. If you're going into a movie produced by Adam Sandler, you shouldn't expect a classy comedy. He's the king of fart jokes and crotch jokes, and as a seasoned movie reviewer, he should already know that.
(sorry for posting so many times. couldn't fit the whole thing in one comment)
Oh, and about Jon Heder's acting, he is actually pretty good. People are calling him a "one-trick pony" but honestly is it his fault that he's good at playing that one role of a total oddball? Is it his fault that he keeps getting offered the same role? no it's not. I personally loved his performance in School for Scoundrels. David Spade and Rob Schneider are good in this movie too.
All are entitled to an opinion, but it's not fair for him to basically insult people who like the film. "If you're very lonely you may go rent the DVD". I love this movie and sure, it's stupid humor, but it's still fun to watch if you keep an open mind.
the home of correct movie opinions.. hmm not in any way shape or form does that make sense..an opinion is not something that is correct..its a change of feeling from person to person.. fuckin nerd
wow youre a fucking joke ,get a real job..this movie was fucking hilarious these guys are all amazing comedians..and cool guys in person. Nick swardson is one of the coolest guys and a great actor Im sorry it didnt meet your standards maybe thats because ur 40 years old and obviously are a fucking nerd urself to be casting movie reviews..if u havent noticed..noone likes movie reviewers..theres no point everyone has their own opinion. ..and david spade only gets better..douuuuuche bag.
this movie blows hard. The only funny part was at the credits where John Lovitz re-enacts that singing guy from the wedding singer. "He´s losing his mind. And ím getting all the benefits." hahahah
You are the worst movie reviewer ever. What do you plan on doing with your life? Because you're going nowhere with the whole movie reviewing career thing.
You obviously have no sense of comedy whatsoever. If you had one, you would've at least mentioned Howie, the sun-fearing brother of David Spades character. Your review sucks and your a fag.
Benchwarmers was hilarious. This is the first review I've had the 'disfortune' of seeing by this guy (John Campea, I think) I will now dodge anything I see by this guy. Benchwarmers was brilliant! I am yet to meet a person who dislikes it.
LMFAO, What a fucking tool this guy is... "If you have no life, go rent this movie". Then theres this fagbag thats doing a "video blog" on you tube. Your like 87 years old and doing video blogs, I hope your getting paid 100k for your garbage opinion. Your a waste of oxygen.
Benchwarmers is hilarious. It's not a movie thats made to win Oscars- critics need to understand that. It's just a fun, crazy ride that you can laugh at and quote lines from with your friends later. Long live Happy Madison Films!
You're awful, benchwarmers was great... and to put it anywhere NEAR battlefield earth is just awful... god awful, have a few beers and watch Benchwarmers again with some friends, its funny if you just relax and dont pick it apart
thats bull shit. this is my favorite movie. you sir are a faliure you will never be a good reviewer and for god sakes watch the film at least. you are a bull shitting shit wad. good day. john campea fucking last name.
Wow i truley pity how dense you are John Campea your probebly the worst movie crtic ive ever seen why not get off your ass and stop trying to have your 15 minutes of fame doing these shitty movie reviews.
I HATE YOU JOHN CAMPEA! U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMEDY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THAT YOU SHOULDNT BRING DOWN THE MOVIE JUST CUZ U CANT 'FEED AROUND THE BUSH" AND YOUR THE MOST WORST PATHETIC LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!
I HATE YOU JOHN CAMPEA! U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMEDY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THAT YOU SHOULDNT BRING DOWN THE MOVIE JUST CUZ U CANT 'FEED AROUND THE BUSH" AND YOUR THE MOST WORST PATHETIC LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!
Way to review a review you pretentious fuck. Just be glad this place is an open forumn for you to speak your mind, dont be angry because youre too stupid to have any kind of an influence on how people think. Fuck off.
I HATE YOU JOHN CAMPEA! U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMEDY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THAT YOU SHOULDNT BRING DOWN THE MOVIE JUST CUZ U CANT 'FEED AROUND THE BUSH" AND YOUR THE MOST WORST PATHETIC LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!
Way to review a review you pretentious fuck. Just be glad this place is an open forumn for you to speak your mind, dont be angry because youre too stupid to have any kind of an influence on how people think. Fuck off.
It's kind of useless make a review for this kind of film. I think there should only be reviews for very untecipated movies. Like Da Vinci Code, Superman Returns, etc. This movie is not worth the time to even make a review.
You have no sense of humor, you listen to craptastic music, and youre also a heathen for supporting a bunch of hollywood snl rejects so you go to hell dim wit.
You are a retard, the movie rocked, if You think you can do btter, go make one, instead of sitting there is on Butt and bitching about other's....nuff' said
Dude..seriously..that was a lame review. Instead of saying that its 'an awful piece of crap film that no one should see', try considering the fact that you have no sense of humor and can't appreciate a few jokes. God.. and 'brief' review? Im surprised it was 3 minutes long with you repeating the same thing over..and over..and over.. Did it ever occur to you that maybe you are not their..TARGET AUDIENCE?? Get off of their case, and stop ranting about how 'bad' it was.
Thats a pretty bold presumptuous statement shithead. Why are you trying to shove that 2 flush corn log down peoples throats? If he doesnt like it he doesnt like it you Heder lackie.
Hey john Campea! I just wanted to let you know in advance that I'm gonna rip off your cock, personally deliver it to your mom, and force feed it to her. You have no sense of humor. Get a life you assfuck.
You also said about SM4 that you have to keep in mind what the movie is going for, take that into consideration for Benchwarmers. Finally, I think Schneider did a great job in this flick, I agree his other leads were bad, but he pulled it off here.
You said it all in the Scary Movie 4 review...the power of low expectations can have some pretty positive effects. I expected to feel the way you claim to about Benchwarmers, but I was genuinely pleasantly surprised. You can't tell me that you didn't at least smile or enjoy anything about Benchwarmers.
I found it to be better than a lot of the so-called "big comedies" of recent history including Wedding Crashers, 40yr Old Virgin, and anything Will Ferrel has done or will do. It is surely better than Date Movie. Everything out of your mouth sounds like the cookie cutter shit that everyone says. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy this, but it is not a sucky, piece of garbage, and whatever else you called it.
Dude, why are you doing this? You are ripping apart this movie because it is the popular opinion. I looked at the fact that critics weren't allowed to see this as a huge indication for how bad it would be. However, I was pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed a lot, and I strongly disagree that it was a piece of garbage, it was surely better than the last 2 American Pie films (band camp, and AP3).
Did you use the words respect and Rob Schneider in the same sentence?
DAmicoJohnny 8 months ago
You need to lighten up dude. This film was not the best but obviously you have less humor than any living creature that exists. A rock has a better sense of humor than you. Why did you become a movie critic if you don't even know what humor is?
TucksChannel123 9 months ago
This movie was fucking Terrible the jokes Weren't funny they were just sick and everything was predictable
ewfpivot 1 year ago
Well This Movie Was Better Than Mall Cop
RockinSteveECW 2 years ago
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this movie didnt suck!
Uterjelf911 2 years ago
Yank the stick out of your ass, lighten up, and laugh asshole!
DII117 2 years ago
@DII117 I Agree!
Obviously This Guy Has No Sense Of Humor
RockinSteveECW 2 years ago
He's probably into romantic comidies
DII117 2 years ago
Jon Heder has not done much, after Blades of Glory. I agree this movie was bad.
LeastLikedCritic75 2 years ago
this movie was the funniest ever!!!
Karla126C 2 years ago
i liked it
razzamellon 3 years ago
I agree almost completely with you on this.
The only difference is what you said about Jon Heder. I admit, he was horrendous in this movie and it seemed like he could not carry out a character. But he was great in Blades of Glory, quite a bit different. I hope he can be an even more different character in a future movie.
Thanks for the review.
AniMasons 3 years ago
this movie was great!
bonecrusher4 3 years ago
i thought this movie was sorta funny like a 5 and a half
metalgearsolidman6 3 years ago
i agree, i hated this movie more than anything
btgebo 4 years ago
screw you. benchwarmers was the funniest movie i ever saw and the best comedy ever.
LinkParkMan 4 years ago 2
Hilarious movie. Heder was the best. Take it for what it is. A stupid comedy. You do some great reviews man, but you sucked in this one.
twingrin19 4 years ago
Agree with you 100 percent. This was one of the worst comedies I have ever seen. And, I have seen a lot of comedies.
KrazyKousins 4 years ago
this movie does suck..not the worst...but it was bad and far fetched
Kairiamine 4 years ago
christ Jesus, let the guy have his own fucking opinion!
He doesn't have to like movies that you like.
damonmatt 4 years ago
you know what you are awaste of time and you suck that movie was funny
nepactor 4 years ago
hey fuck u! this movie is awesome
crossbonezfreek 4 years ago
ur so right
LinkParkMan 4 years ago
The truth hurts, but i agree with this guy 100%. I haven't seen Blades of Glory yet, but Heater better not ruin this movie with his typecasted acting.
pinball7 4 years ago
Please, Jon Heder (Without an "A and a T" you dipstick) is AMAZING! And Blades of Glory is the FUNNIEST movie ever! Jerk off!
Clea23 4 years ago
And another thing, this movie was not intended to be "high humor". It's meant to be exactly what it is; a stupid comedy. If you're going into a movie produced by Adam Sandler, you shouldn't expect a classy comedy. He's the king of fart jokes and crotch jokes, and as a seasoned movie reviewer, he should already know that.
(sorry for posting so many times. couldn't fit the whole thing in one comment)
emmagawsh 5 years ago
Oh, and about Jon Heder's acting, he is actually pretty good. People are calling him a "one-trick pony" but honestly is it his fault that he's good at playing that one role of a total oddball? Is it his fault that he keeps getting offered the same role? no it's not. I personally loved his performance in School for Scoundrels. David Spade and Rob Schneider are good in this movie too.
emmagawsh 5 years ago
All are entitled to an opinion, but it's not fair for him to basically insult people who like the film. "If you're very lonely you may go rent the DVD". I love this movie and sure, it's stupid humor, but it's still fun to watch if you keep an open mind.
emmagawsh 5 years ago
slce of shit that movie was good you are a true asshole
some of your reviews are bunch of bull shit so fuck you
and you can go fuck your self bitch
JOSEIS2GAY 5 years ago
the home of correct movie opinions.. hmm not in any way shape or form does that make sense..an opinion is not something that is correct..its a change of feeling from person to person.. fuckin nerd
mikecoryer 5 years ago
wow youre a fucking joke ,get a real job..this movie was fucking hilarious these guys are all amazing comedians..and cool guys in person. Nick swardson is one of the coolest guys and a great actor Im sorry it didnt meet your standards maybe thats because ur 40 years old and obviously are a fucking nerd urself to be casting movie reviews..if u havent noticed..noone likes movie reviewers..theres no point everyone has their own opinion. ..and david spade only gets better..douuuuuche bag.
mikecoryer 5 years ago
Dude this movie is awesome you suck balls so hard...
uberpwnage15 5 years ago
this movie blows hard. The only funny part was at the credits where John Lovitz re-enacts that singing guy from the wedding singer. "He´s losing his mind. And ím getting all the benefits." hahahah
machoca 5 years ago
You are the worst movie reviewer ever. What do you plan on doing with your life? Because you're going nowhere with the whole movie reviewing career thing.
I hate you.
DeMar23 5 years ago
dude you cant always go with the serious comedy you have to atleast try and have a sense of humor stupid comedy is fun
ravenandbloodshed101 5 years ago
You obviously have no sense of comedy whatsoever. If you had one, you would've at least mentioned Howie, the sun-fearing brother of David Spades character. Your review sucks and your a fag.
sulu62 5 years ago
wow the guy is full of shit im gonna kill him if i see him
sorryimlate2 5 years ago
The guy is such a bitch
sorryimlate2 5 years ago
thank you....benchwarmers SUCKED!!! the acting....plot...movie SUCKED!!
this guy is good. and he made good points.
heder did suck and has no acting range.
good review. even if u dont agree with this review, this guy does back his views.
but the movie really did suck.
zemar81 5 years ago
Benchwarmers was hilarious. This is the first review I've had the 'disfortune' of seeing by this guy (John Campea, I think) I will now dodge anything I see by this guy. Benchwarmers was brilliant! I am yet to meet a person who dislikes it.
TheCollegeDropout200 5 years ago
Youd be awesome if you didnt suck ass along with your taste in movies. Eat but hair. *Snickers*
Deadjumpsuits8 5 years ago
LMFAO, What a fucking tool this guy is... "If you have no life, go rent this movie". Then theres this fagbag thats doing a "video blog" on you tube. Your like 87 years old and doing video blogs, I hope your getting paid 100k for your garbage opinion. Your a waste of oxygen.
altercreed12 5 years ago
benchwarmers is funny as u fucknut. u just dont understand the schneider/sandler sence of humour. go blow ur dad.
rupdangormor 5 years ago
This guy liked snakes on a plane and x-men 3 which were both horrible movies but didnt like this hmmmm.
ben8679 5 years ago
this movie did blow.
subhuman47 5 years ago
You liked Napolean Dynamite, but you hated this?
You're retarded. Napolean Dynamite was no where near as funny, and the story was very lacking. In short, Napolean Dynamite was stupid.
Envee211 5 years ago
you suck!!!!
dance4life83 5 years ago
Yeah because Rob Schnieders so much cooler that him *rolls eyes*
RD2006 5 years ago
I hate you loser! That movie was hilarious you retard! Get a life!
mitakari 5 years ago
fuck you man, wtf are you talking about
ZomgSinz 5 years ago
What the fuck does he know about Movies stupid gay ass homo
bosnianmagican 5 years ago
Benchwarmers one of the funniest movies ever....You dum Idiot what do you expect!
bosnianmagican 5 years ago
you're a fag... pull your bf's dick out of your ass so maybe you can learn how to rate movies properly you stupid faggy piece of shit.
fuck you
scarface333666 5 years ago
dude fuck you! benchwarmers was one of the funniest movies i have seen lately!
paige0525 5 years ago
Benchwarmers is hilarious. It's not a movie thats made to win Oscars- critics need to understand that. It's just a fun, crazy ride that you can laugh at and quote lines from with your friends later. Long live Happy Madison Films!
gusbus44 5 years ago
dude stick a cock in your mouth and up ur ass benchwarmers was so funny
your just jelouse cuz u cant be famouse
emmpunk 5 years ago
Benchwarmers rocked..
better than napolean dynamite or however u spell it..
you suck my friend
Shorty413 5 years ago
Are you a fuckin' ass. You's no critic bitch!
Kuceman 5 years ago
Fuck Your Life
Die Slow
Grow A Sense Of Humor
Noon10 5 years ago
...wow i can't get over it! THIS GUY IS SUCH AN ASS!
1) i LOVE LOVE LOVE this movie
2) I TOTALLY LOVE THE ACTORS IN THIS MOVIE
3) I loved Just like Heaven with Reese too
4) there are soooo many jokes and hilarious stuff in this movie! It's like not even that many fart/crouch jokes.
wow....this guys is a complete loser who has no taste in funny movies!
RedRosePetals 5 years ago
is this freaking real?!?!?! are you serious! how can you NOT like the benchwarmers!?!?! Its soo hilarious! GO HOWIE! <3 (=
RedRosePetals 5 years ago
John Campea sucks
forgetaboutit3000 5 years ago
u fucking suck u deuce bag , go run in traffic with scissors u peice of shit fucktard
Bothellboy03 5 years ago
FUCK YOUR COUCH!
this was the best movie i've ever seen okay
Samantha041093 5 years ago
wat is couch p.s. this movie sucked hard
M3456 5 years ago
John Campea needs to chill the fuck out. Get a sense of humor..... u damn loser. hmmm.... i wonder how he feels about "Clerks 2".
gotulost4words 5 years ago
holy shit... this guy is a total doushebag.
birdo54 5 years ago
You're awful, benchwarmers was great... and to put it anywhere NEAR battlefield earth is just awful... god awful, have a few beers and watch Benchwarmers again with some friends, its funny if you just relax and dont pick it apart
xbadxreligionx 5 years ago
oh and you cant act for life or for death you dick pussy
darklife5000 5 years ago
thats bull shit. this is my favorite movie. you sir are a faliure you will never be a good reviewer and for god sakes watch the film at least. you are a bull shitting shit wad. good day. john campea fucking last name.
darklife5000 5 years ago
ur a joke. thats was like the best movie. ur SOOO OLD.
LoStMe 5 years ago
this guy is a joke who does he think he is. he sucks.
devinz1 5 years ago
John Campea, You are a further mucker! The bench warmers is the best freakin movie ever! The toilet fairy will shit on your head (don't ask)
sierramountains 5 years ago
Wow i truley pity how dense you are John Campea your probebly the worst movie crtic ive ever seen why not get off your ass and stop trying to have your 15 minutes of fame doing these shitty movie reviews.
Vegito8089 5 years ago
OMG. THAT GUY SERIOUSLY HAS NO TASTE IN MOVIES. HE'S THE FUCKIN BIGGEST PIECE OF GARBAGE I'VE EVER SEEN.
FireOversoul 5 years ago
i smell cinnamon rolls...
pocketstewy 5 years ago
you suck you say every movie was bad
mhmmmx3x3 5 years ago
Holly FUCK!
I was thinking the Exact same thing as you while watching it at MOVIES 12
skategoof2000 5 years ago
you smell of poo.
cardboardzombie 5 years ago
I HATE YOU JOHN CAMPEA! U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMEDY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THAT YOU SHOULDNT BRING DOWN THE MOVIE JUST CUZ U CANT 'FEED AROUND THE BUSH" AND YOUR THE MOST WORST PATHETIC LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!
outlooked 5 years ago
I HATE YOU JOHN CAMPEA! U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMEDY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THAT YOU SHOULDNT BRING DOWN THE MOVIE JUST CUZ U CANT 'FEED AROUND THE BUSH" AND YOUR THE MOST WORST PATHETIC LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!
outlooked 5 years ago
Way to review a review you pretentious fuck. Just be glad this place is an open forumn for you to speak your mind, dont be angry because youre too stupid to have any kind of an influence on how people think. Fuck off.
hellahairyewoks 5 years ago
I HATE YOU JOHN CAMPEA! U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMEDY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE THAT YOU SHOULDNT BRING DOWN THE MOVIE JUST CUZ U CANT 'FEED AROUND THE BUSH" AND YOUR THE MOST WORST PATHETIC LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!
outlooked 5 years ago
Way to review a review you pretentious fuck. Just be glad this place is an open forumn for you to speak your mind, dont be angry because youre too stupid to have any kind of an influence on how people think. Fuck off.
hellahairyewoks 5 years ago
It's kind of useless make a review for this kind of film. I think there should only be reviews for very untecipated movies. Like Da Vinci Code, Superman Returns, etc. This movie is not worth the time to even make a review.
markusmachado 5 years ago
your right..the movie sucked..
SenseTheKidd 5 years ago
benchwarmers was extremly funny!Me and my friend laughed like the entire time!
pain2go 5 years ago
go to hell. the movie rocked. you're bad at reviewing. you got no sense of humor
kakeh 5 years ago
You have no sense of humor, you listen to craptastic music, and youre also a heathen for supporting a bunch of hollywood snl rejects so you go to hell dim wit.
hellahairyewoks 5 years ago
You are a retard, the movie rocked, if You think you can do btter, go make one, instead of sitting there is on Butt and bitching about other's....nuff' said
ravenflame 5 years ago
your video review suck...get a life motherfucker
freshomie 5 years ago
You must fail at everything.
hellahairyewoks 5 years ago
Cmon...This movie does not suck.. thats like saying John Campea is up there with Ebert and Roeper.
EBL 5 years ago
Dude..seriously..that was a lame review. Instead of saying that its 'an awful piece of crap film that no one should see', try considering the fact that you have no sense of humor and can't appreciate a few jokes. God.. and 'brief' review? Im surprised it was 3 minutes long with you repeating the same thing over..and over..and over.. Did it ever occur to you that maybe you are not their..TARGET AUDIENCE?? Get off of their case, and stop ranting about how 'bad' it was.
pooonyouruglyface 5 years ago
Thats a pretty bold presumptuous statement shithead. Why are you trying to shove that 2 flush corn log down peoples throats? If he doesnt like it he doesnt like it you Heder lackie.
hellahairyewoks 5 years ago
lol ^^
batmanflcl 5 years ago
Hey john Campea! I just wanted to let you know in advance that I'm gonna rip off your cock, personally deliver it to your mom, and force feed it to her. You have no sense of humor. Get a life you assfuck.
shadowkin 5 years ago
Happy Madison could use a dipshit like you on their writing staff.
hellahairyewoks 5 years ago
Dude go stuff your mom's tit bck in your mouth you dont intimidate me you asshat
shadowkin 5 years ago
I thought John Heder rocked....
Ps. Did your mom knit you that sweater?
alyssarocksyo 5 years ago
You also said about SM4 that you have to keep in mind what the movie is going for, take that into consideration for Benchwarmers. Finally, I think Schneider did a great job in this flick, I agree his other leads were bad, but he pulled it off here.
invaziondrummer 5 years ago
You said it all in the Scary Movie 4 review...the power of low expectations can have some pretty positive effects. I expected to feel the way you claim to about Benchwarmers, but I was genuinely pleasantly surprised. You can't tell me that you didn't at least smile or enjoy anything about Benchwarmers.
invaziondrummer 5 years ago
Hey I normally love your reviews so don't think I'm ragging on you. When are you gonna post more videos of the audio edition? They are great!
invaziondrummer 5 years ago
I found it to be better than a lot of the so-called "big comedies" of recent history including Wedding Crashers, 40yr Old Virgin, and anything Will Ferrel has done or will do. It is surely better than Date Movie. Everything out of your mouth sounds like the cookie cutter shit that everyone says. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy this, but it is not a sucky, piece of garbage, and whatever else you called it.
invaziondrummer 5 years ago
Dude, why are you doing this? You are ripping apart this movie because it is the popular opinion. I looked at the fact that critics weren't allowed to see this as a huge indication for how bad it would be. However, I was pleasantly surprised. I enjoyed a lot, and I strongly disagree that it was a piece of garbage, it was surely better than the last 2 American Pie films (band camp, and AP3).
invaziondrummer 5 years ago