Twilight: Eclipse LEAKED EXTENDED TRAILER

[Tripectorus]

movie was worst *cough!!!*

[BlOoDyRuMQuEeN]

lmfao!!! 

[Jendibah]

Sorry, but none of these are as funny as the new moon one you did with the rasta-abortionist. However, I cracked up at, "That would be mean......if you weren't such a turd!"

[mobugs]

whatever happened with all the dram form a year ago.

[SanDiegoLyrics]

Nigges



[lego9111]

woh woh woh i think thats music from Total Miner in there at 1:10-1:40!

[Mitchad0367]

XD

[UpwardsFallings]

"I'll beat her up. I'll find her"

LMAO!

[xoalaraxoxo]

LMAOOOOOO "YOU'RE SO MEN TO MEEEH!"

[AdamSKHaj]

Meth is one hell of a drug..

[MarvinRando]

Hey There! I'm trying to kick-start my sexy new web blog. Check it out :D

[DontaySmith1o1]

this needs waay more views..lol

[MorolilWolf]

i love this is so funny :>

[MistyMermaid15]

420 people are turds

[HeiDidi92]

haha xD

waay better then the movie

[JackCoD4]

so nervous you might fart???? YES! PRRRR

[DeTantalus]

Rofl so funny xD

[skulltac]

lol Kid Rocks wedding cake.

[spyro2060]

But gingers don't have souls!

[omgheadshot10]

This is so bad, get another hobby moron

[spyro2060]

417 people are turds!

[TheFunnysmile123]

NOOO I'M NOT A TURRRRDDD

[noseyATbirth]

why is abortion on the tags?

[Setty2011]

415 people need a HUUUUUUUUUG.

[TizTele]

Total miner music.

[jackasstothemax45]

Every time one of my friends was upset, I would just get really close to them and say

"DO YA NEED A HUUUUGGGGG"

[nathan7720111]

I LOVE YOU!!! :DD

[TheLiam1000]

ha ha ha haaa

[LegoApple1210]

410 people are twitards

[taylorlaunterlover15]

this one sucked. wasn't funny at all. the new moon extended trailer is better! check it out!

[HappyHateDay]

" I'm gonna fight you, until your heart stops beating."

[XxMikaSoulxX]

wtf?

[MistyMermaid15]

lol!!! :D 1:08 through 1:26

[BigSM45]

if you werent such a turd

[griffdariff]

i thought this would be a trololo :(

[evil4563]

Oooooh boy I can't wait to read all the coments posted by sentsative gottbgtuyehhhgdedghhhhvff. Fuck this noyse

[edwardzgurl4eva]

Im gonna fight you, until your heart stops beating.

[bellaxedward132]

LOL 1:06 - 1:25!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sasukrap]

369 people are turds.

[mychemfreak922]

I think this is a blatant copy of this parody:

/watch?v=KHfyad6Jitk&feature=r­elated

The latter being ten times better, by the way.

[djswagstep]

this is fucking weird LOL hahahahahahahahaha

[hollyelizabethquin]

you are so painfully unfunny it hurts



[ItzKristinnn]

390 people are turds

[zomerzault]

@ItzKristinnn  391 people have real girlfriends.

[awsomeman93]

guys stop hating, fucking assholes

[DannysaurRex]

@awsomeman93

peter.. we all know you made "awesome man" up too... efff are you ever a loser!!!

[awsomeman93]

@DannysaurRex man what the fuck, stop being assholes. so he made some chick up, who gives a fuck. its not a big deal, it didn't plunge the world into a second ice age or some shit. who cares. i mean sure, its an asshole move but it REALLY doesn't matter whatsoever. happens all the time so why should we get all worked up over him?

[DannysaurRex]

@awsomeman93 "Happens all the time?" You dumb sht, people don't make fake accounts to defend their videos. Get your sht together dumbass

[awsomeman93]

@DannysaurRex jesus christ you sure are retarded kid. fuckin worthless

[DannysaurRex]

@awsomeman93 I do not prefer being a Grammar Nazi, but in the case when I'm called retarded, I feel it is necessary.

"Jesus Christ, you sure are retarded kid. Fucking worthless."

[awsomeman93]

@DannysaurRex lol you're pathetic kid.

[DannysaurRex]

@awsomeman93 Yeah, says the one with awesomeman as his name.

[Strindom]

At least this one actually has a plot

[Tornven2003]

this would make a much better film too XD

[roopg567]

dude you owe xiaxue all your views atm.. haha

[cheyanneyang]

This guy is sad.

[android2point2]

imagine how long would he be dating "kimi" if he wasn't exposed. 8 years? THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

[LinkaleeLewis]

I thought this was hilarious...

[crapbag89]

peter coffin is the biggest loser on earth!

[teddybear1323]

Lol was having sex with yourself as awesome as you think it was? ROFL and Wow you shoved carrots and grapefruit up your ass.

[android2point2]

he actually started attacking xiaxue by calling her a fake, how ironic.then when people started to find out about his FAKE girlfriend he said he was tricked by an imposter, google this situation and you'll find that he said he had sex with her on twitter. THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE KNOW WHAT A LOSER HE IS

[Plob94]

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[Killzone9028]

@Plob94 HOW DID U DO THT??

[chaos5000]

The only time you see kimi is in your imagination when your right hand connects with your dick.

[Liltunechi7]

@vietboii lmao! that was some funny stuff man

[android2point2]

Ok peter we *cough* believe that you were tricked by someone pretending to be your girlfriend for...........8 months. i feel so sorry you for being a loser

[JonFourteen]

Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Kalena. I have black hair, and green eyes. I am 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this,

[123Peat1]

@JonFourteen oh hi there kalena, do you realize how fucking pathetic you are. superstitious retard. Almost as much as a loser as that peter coffin fella,

[peqiliano]

this is fake and gay like your "girlfriend"

[kentatm]

you have a fake girlfriend! lulz

[PedroPaulo744]

358 people didn't like Extended Competitive Leaping Institute Professional Sporting Event

[JustAnotherWhiteGuy3]

you wish your girlfriend could call you a turd. if she wasnt a .jpeg

[Lupin446]

i miss kimi

[vietboii]

harro, sorry about kimi and all. Maybe she'll be real next time? lmao

[DYisgirlpants]

This guy's a joke. He's been dating an imaginary girl. WTF loser, get a life. Dear all, Google 'peter coffin xiaxue' to see how Xiaxue exposed him.

[Ainkinas]

American idiots

[SheridenJH]

he looks like hes gunnna cry :'(

[GwyndorPokemon13]

your girlfriend called me a mean name and hurt my feelings...

what did she call you exactly?

she called me....a.....a turd!

that would be mean....if you weren't such a TURD!!!

no, im not a turd! your girlfriends never gunna win, the ginger'll win! she's much nicer and makes fun of kid rock for being a hill billy! XD

[SheridenJH]

NOOO I'M NOT A TURD :( te he he :)

[MrsPandulina]

Наркоманы !

ахахахаххахаха

[KronosOffical]

ROFL my friend (shes a big twilight fan) hates me now cuz i showed her this!! XD

[FRAGNITION]

1:02 You have to stand up for yourseeeeellllffff

[LurellePiano]

329 people were so nervous they farted and pressed dislike.

[sprengers1]

Where is my trololo man?

[awhatley96]

so ffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y

[Desicionoflife]

Twilight sucks... simply because it sucks.

[Sammbone11795]

"ehhh. you're suu mean to mehh." lol I died.

They all sound so emo.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaihatetwilight :]

[CrimsonRedVampire]

Twilight is it's own parody xD

[anorith23]

frediew's was better but this is great also

[Cinniiful]

"She is hotttt" lol

[BlackLotusLover]

Hahah Love this video.

"She called me..a...a turd!"

[Pixelrelated]

Hahaha actually the last video I was watching was trololol so I was expecting Edward to get the trolol face.

[KyleeRox100]

hahahaha this is sooooooooooooo funny

[Necroionutwiz]

whats the name of the sount from 0:45 its sounds familiar in a way i heard it from the game Arcuz on Armorgames if some1 knows plz pm me

[Aveoy]

@Necroionutwiz it's YOU'VE BEEN TROLOLO'D TROLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOTROLOLOLOTL­ROLROLROTRORTRLOLOLOLOLTRLOLOL­OTRRRTTOTTLTOLTOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRORLROLRORLORLR anywayds the song is: Requirm For Love (Sodar Remix)

[Necroionutwiz]

@Aveoy thx budy =)

[sentinel0fsusan]

thumbs down for the advertisement

[ADevilsHollywood]

Twilight is about fucking vampires that sparkle.

Nuff said.

[PashReturns]

315 people are turds.

[xoxoLiez]

okaay so i dont get why everyone is like hating twilight so much? do you see people hating on harry potter? i dont. what's wrong with twilight? it's just a book/movie..

i lovee the parodies though :) most of them are hilarious XD

[SquigPie]

@xoxoLiez While Harry Potter has its flaws, there are certain things that make Twilight so horrifying:

1: To alot of people, Twilight ruined vampires, they've always been a diverse species, ranging from sharklike monsters (30 days of night) to beautiful sexualized predators (many modern examples), but Twilight pulled it one inch too far in that direction, vampires are now sparkling angsty idiots. Even worse is that now the ENTIRE genre is doing just that.

[SquigPie]

@xoxoLiez 2: The message they teach, for example, Edward stalking Bella, cutting her off from her friends and family, physically abusing her, sabotaging her car to prevent her from leaving, watching her in her sleep etc. ARE ALL TREATED AS ROMANTIC. If anyone did something like this in real life, they would be viewed as sick insane individuals.

3: The fanbase, while Harry Potter's fans are somewhat crazy the Twilight fanbase are outright insane, some of them believe that Edward actually exists!

[whutzat]

@SquigPie You must not have read the books. He doesn't physically abuse her, or cut her off from her friends and family (in fact, he ENCOURAGES her realtionships with both). As for nutjobs believeing he's real, that could be said for nutjobs of ANY fanbase: Star Wars, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek.......Gilligan's Island....LOL.

[SquigPie]

@whutzat The amount of crazed twilight fans is substantially bigger than the crazy fans of any other fanbase.

I may be wrong about the physical abuse, but am I not right about the car sabotaging and the stalking?

[bayrocketgirl]

@whutzat

I LOVE GILLIGANS ISLAND!

[xoxoLiez]

@SquigPie 'if anyone did something like this in real life' ... then again it is just a book! it's just a movie! if anyone would run around screaming 'he-who-must-not-be-named is back!' then he'd be thought of as crazy too, now wouldn't he? that's the case with every single fantasy-like movie.

i think it's absolute nonsense to go hate on something that's fictional..

[SquigPie]

@xoxoLiez We hate it because of what it stands for, we hate it for the horrible morales it teach, we hate it because it fucked up an entire genre, we hate it because we have to hear thousands of teenage girls treat it as if it was fucking Balzac.

This book has consequences, we hate it for the consequences it brings.

[whutzat]

@SquigPie I think you're giving the book waaaay too much credit....almost nobody takes this book....or any other book THAT seriously.

Lord of the Rings had a huge , enthusiastic fan base ten years ago....now people are SO over it, and onto other obsessions....and they'll get over those too, and be onto the next thing....etc.

Don't give yourself an ulcer over something so insignifigant.

[SquigPie]

@whutzat You are either a troll or an idiot, possibly both.

[whutzat]

@SquigPie LOL! i'm a troll or an idiot because I disagree with you???

Wow....you must run into LOTS of trolls and idiots then, since a lot of people probably are tired of hearing about your Twilight obsession.

[SquigPie]

@whutzat No, because you're ignorant enough to believe that books have no influence or consequences anylonger.

[maxymumcool]

last part! lol

[maxymumcool]

okay atleast make it realistic. c'mon, lol still fiunny but better mouths then ill like it

[NightXemnas]

@maxymumcool That's the joke, you fool! It's funny because it's obviously fake! =D

[maxymumcool]

@NightXemnas if it were realistic it would be way mor believable though. its still funny just could be better

[silenzioso]

Ahahagaahagagagagahaha

[silenzioso]

Ahahahahhaaaaa

[bernardbuchanan]

Female version of carrot top lol

[iDemonChild]

Stephenie Meyer, stop wasting paper.

[Sarahjaynebitch]

A love twilight but i love the spoofs they are hillarious but the new moon spoof was much better, I laughed my head of when I watched it! This eclipse one is really rubbish though i think it could have been better!!

[00svenno00]

I did not laugh one bit... though I like the idea of making fun of twilight...

[roccatx95]

304 wolfs are turds ( :

[MrComegetme117]

lol

[sheillaen]

what is Jacob saying between 1:30 to 1:35? I didn't get it

[julialivia23]

from 1:06 to 1:41

funniestt stuff evaaarrrr XD

[45makemebad]

NOOO IM NOT A TURD!

[combomaster99]

Don't like it

[tayanization]

I like edward's gay voice

[beamqueen124]

You are so mean to me! Lol

[itztheJL]

NO IM NOT A TURRRD!

[hxckid1988]

Twighlight sucks but this isnt even funny its like a 12 year old did this.

[lox12]

Tits (.Y.) please.



[Tyewilleatyoualive]

@lox12 yum

[LadySoralyn]

Same makers as anoying orange?

[dubnub22]

Gunna*

[dubnub22]

lol im gunan fight you till your heart stops beating

[ykmacke]

like the turd part haheau

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

I want that female version of carrot top to win... She's hooooot.

LOL!

[bigolesmile]

hahah didnt do as good a job as your new moon trailer but still funny as!

'your girlfriend called me a terrrdd'

[itsbridgetlogann]

Omg that was funny. Mostly just the way they sound and the way their mouths look is what cracks me up

[RowanLives]

I wanted to not like this, but I couldn't.

[katherinebruck61696]

w-o-w. -_-

[applepie231]

This was so stupid, I just cringed at every crappy joke about farts and poop...

[valkyirecain]

@applepie231 hater

[TheClaireMonkey]

ur girlfriend called me a mean name and hurt my feelings

what did she call u exactaly?

aaaaa turd!

that would be mean if u went such a turd!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Lmao

[Zorg1011]

283 people are tards.

[puppielover9]

i love edward

[freakypencils31]

282 Twi-tards...

[bluejosie123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaahhh­hhhaaaahahhahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhah­ahahahaahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!­!

[cutemodelbw]

your girlfriend called me a mean name...

what did she call you?

She called me....... a turd!!! :(( lol

[DM4717]

the one thing twilight's good for... intense parodying

[mrbrentx]

@DM4717 vampires suck is a good example

[SuzanneRivera5985]

nice job!! love it :D?  friend read a blog from

NowPattisonEnding(.)tk

that some scenes in the twilight movie were cut due it was inappropriate for the audience

[sora32563]

She called me a a a a turd. LOL

[avJetAMIE]

276 people lost ECLIPSE.

[kubydeath]

@avJetAMIE More viewers than I can count dislike comments like this. :P

[deeshanebz]

Noooooooooooooo im not a turd

[luvcookie101]

im goin to fight u til ur heart stops beating!