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  • The old girl was MUCH better than the new one.

  • Still one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen! Till this day I still say "you son of a biscuit eating bulldog" lmao CLASSIC!

  • Translation Girl1: You son of a bitch eating bastard! Guy: What the fuck bitch? Girl1: You didn't think I wouldn't find out about your shit head prostitute?! Girl2: Who are you calling a prostitute you clit licker! Girl1: Fuck you, slut! Guy: You're overreacting! Girl1: No Bill, overreacting was when I put your hob knocking cock into a dumb bitches' pussy! Girl1: Cheating ass, mother fucker! Girl2: You sad whore...
  • 2 hands on the box and breaks glass off the wall ... skilllz

  • What the French Toast?

  • A Hoboken is a seaport in New jersey lol

  • "You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!"

    "What the French toast?!"

    "You didn't think I wouldn't find out about your doo doo head cootie queen?!"

    "Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!"

    "Pickle you kumquat!"

    "you're overreacting!"

    "no bill, I was overreacting when I put your convertible into a wood chipper!"

    "You Hoboken...."

  • Lint licker line is the best delivery ever.

  • Does "lint licker" really mean "clit licker"???

  • 00:20 hahahhahahahhahahahah!

    

  • biscuit eater bulldog

  • Haaaaaaaaahaha

  • lol

  • Oook?

  • Wonder what happend to the gum lady....the new one sucks haha

  • Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahagaggagagaghahahahahhahahh­ahahahahahahahhahahhhahahhahah­ahhahahahahHahahhahha

  • So funny

  • 258 people are Hoboken's. 

  • Love this commercial, never gets old.

  • doodoo head cootie queen who u calln a cootie queen u lint,likr

  • the guy is just like "French toast!"

  • Haha lol so funny

  • you son of a biscuit eating bulldog!!

  • WHAT THE french toast?

  • 9637 people dont know yoteslaya

  • What's a Hoboken ?

  • SHIIIT NIGGA

  • OMG!!! Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?? (I died right then)!!

  • Pickle you, Kumquat! XD

  • YOU DOODOO HEAD, COOTIE QUEEN!

  • YOU HOBO KIN!!!! that's freakin hilarious

  • @jaybriezylol22 I was just going to post this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It's worth reposting: "You hoboken!!" L O L ! ! !

  • Just press 3. Best part.

  • WHOO YOU CALLING A COODY CLEAN YOU LINNNNTTT LICKEERRR

  • WHOO YOU CALLING A COODY CLEAN YOU LINNNNTTT LIKEERRR

  • You Lint Licker LMAOOOO

  • Oh crap, I remember this from when I was a freshman in High School!

    Now I'm a freshman in college XD

  • LOL!!!! PRESS 4 OVER AND OVER ITS SO FUNNY!!! :)

  • i could just push 1 all day and listen to it

  • you hobokin

  • hrm i got moneys

  • who are you callin' a cootie queen? ...You lint licker..!

  • did she  say comquat?????

  • Haha too funny

  • u LINT LICKER.......now tht line is fabulous.

  • 0:13

  • we used to say who u callin a cootie queen u lint lickerrrrr all the time in 7th grade

  • This is what the world would look like if cuss words were never invented...

  • stinky mc stink face,lmfao!!

  • THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!

  • sh***************************t­, n*gga

  • The over-reacting lady plays Jesse on Toy Story!!

  • People who thumbs down are lint lickers and convertibles in woodchippers

  • 3% if the thumbs are lint lickers.

  • lol his face when he says what the french toast is epic

  • erm Tell me your desires! Tell me the way you want me

  • Doo doo head cootie queen

  • @The420blaze69 who r u callin cootie queen u lint licker!

  • WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOITE QUEEN YOU LINT LICKER!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love this commercial

  • Looks like I found some new curse words to use! :D

  • funny! lol

    

  • Lint licker Hahaa!

  • convertible in a woodchipper...i don't have car and that sounds really, really painful

  • lol! "you hoboken!" x))

  • Lint licker....lol.

  • Best part= 0:03 "What the french toast!' :D

  • I never thought I'd have a favorite commercial 'cause they all make me mad, but I like this one a lot....

  • Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!!!! XD

  • what the french toast?

  • hihi somethin u never forget lemme show you how far i can go

  • This is crazy haha

  • I heard Cum-twat

  • I would farm the shell out of that blond chicks cart. Wow it really does work.

  • Who are you calling a cootie quin you LINT LICKKEEAAAAAR?

  • WHO are you CALLIN a cootie queen you LINT LICK-ER

  • you hoboken!

  • What the french toast did I just watch?

  • 257 people are biscuit eating bulldogs

  • LINT LICKARRR!!!!!!!

  • Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker! XD!!!! gets me everytime lol

  • lmaoooooooooo

  • I love the way his face looks when he says "What the french toast?"

  • wat the french toast? hahaha

  • I love this commercial and I have memorized it!

    Rayne

  • WHAT THE FUCK TOAST?!

  • Lo freaking l!!

  • 255 people are lint lickers

  • Wife says: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog

    Husband says: What the french toast

    Wife says: Did you think I would not find about your little doo doo head cootie queen

    Mistress says: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker

    Wife says : Pickle you QomQuat

    Husband says: Your overreacting

    Wife says: No, Bill over reacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper Stinky Mc Stink face

    Mistress says : You Hoboken

  • @9988malik we can hear it dumbass

  • @EagleLC21 ok keep talking i will track you down lil kid i dont know if you a boy or girl...

  • I was chewin this gum and it turned into liquid after an hour. It was nasty and really messy

  • Shut the front door!

  • Gosh for a second I thought she was going to say son of a bitch

  • What the French, Toast!

  • Hey you lint lickers!!!

    Help Jesse Meriwether get on Mad Men! Visit her IMDB site and follow her Tweet to vote for her on the Mad Men Casting Call!

    Otherwise, you'll just be cootie queens...

  • "What the French?!" HAHAHAHAHA

  • press number 6 over and over

  • YOU SON OF A BUSICUT EATIN BULLDOG

  • That’s just funny and stupid at the same time!

  • thumbs up if u like it

  • u hobukit

  • they r chewing the gum!!!!!

  • I came for What the French Toast and the accent of the cute Orbit girl.

  • YOU HOBOCEN LOL LMFAO

  • so matter what huh well try eating n orbit gum 4 lyke one or two hours brush ur teeth 4 10min. den eat a grape TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!

  • 253 people are lint lickers

  • It's funny but what does stinky mc stink face mean?

  • Keep Pressing 4 for the girl in the back to do a ninja impression

  • This ones for you Jennifer Nettles!! Lol

  • Next to the jack in the box this was my favorite commercial and I hate commercials

  • Convertible question will it blend? ............ yup

  • hahaha "you hoboken" its the best line EVER!!

    kills me EVERY SINGLE TIME

  • lmfao!!!

  • 252 people were called son of a biscuit eating bulldogs

  • You lint licker. XD. lol, me and friends always joke bout that.

  • What the french toast?! xD

  • Best.Commercial.Ever?

  • lol

  • lawl

  • Wife says: You son of a biscuit eating bulldog

    Husband says: What the french toast

    Wife says: Did you think I would not find about your little doo doo head cootie queen

    Mistress says: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker

    Wife says : Pickle you QomQuat

    Husband says: Your overreacting

    Wife says: No, Bill over reacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper Stinky Mc Stink face

    Mistress says : You Hoboken

    

  • @DOGChels yeah we know

  • pickle you cumqwat

  • Lint licker!

  • ding!

  • what the french toast!

  • 0:01 , how would she be able to throw that...

  • You lint licker!!!!xD

  • You lint licker.

  • You lhint lhickhuuur.

  • don't you just wanna choke that girrafe neck of hers jk!

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  • i love this commercial but this version seems a bit more over-dramatic than the other version

  • WTFtoast

  • This is the most funniest commercial in history!

  • I love the way she says lint liicker

  • Girl 1: You son of a biscuit eating bull dog!

    Guy: What the french toast?!

    Girl 1: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?!

    Girl 2: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

    Girl 1: Pickle you kumquat!

    

    Guy: You're over reacting...

    Girl 1: No Bill, over reacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper. Stinky McStink face!

    Girl 2: You hobokan...

  • I'd fuck them both and then cum on the dude's face

  • Who u calling a coodiequeen u lintlicker

  • You Hoboken.

  • YOU LINT LICKER

  • Who are you calling a cooty queen u lint licker?! xD

  • "who are you calling a cuttie queen?" lmao xD

  • It sounds like she says "You hobo."

  • I typed "lint licker" to get here. That is my favorite part.

  • @Cielfanboy Me too! :D

  • lady reminds me of the game "no one lives forever"

  • i luv how the guy says "what the french toast" lol XD

  • @Darkrozelover29 lol right! but do yo uknow what you are your a lint licker :3

  • You hoe.......bohken!

  • it's actually a pretty good commercial 

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  • The best commercials evah!

  • Who u callin Cootie Queen u lint licker?

  • I love the way she says lint linker. XD

  • marriage going down the drain? just an orbit gum away.

  • what the french toast is a regular term for me and my friends now.

  • its funny at the end they all r still tussling.lol

  • YOU LINT LICKER

  • @iNanosaur WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST ??!?!?!?!?! Aha lol

  • Haha I love her face when she says lint licker xD

  • Me and my friend used to joke and say lines from this commercial. We'd laugh our butts of about it XD

    And the part where she said "Overreacting would be putting your convertible in a woodchipper", which means putting his d**k in a woodchipper.... ouch....

  • Haha this has to be the most entertaining commercial EVER!

  • What the french toast? ha one of the funniest lines yet.....

  • WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!?!??!!??!??!!? XD

  • I swallowed a piece of gum :/ am i gonna die?

  • TRANSLATION1!!!: -glas breaks- U son of a bitch What the fuck? Do u really think i would find out about ur little shitheaded ___ Who are u calling ___ you little slut? Fuck you,bitch Stop it ur overeating Overeacting is when i put ur convertable through the woodchipper,___ Your whore
  • the best part of the video is that there is no way that lady threw that glass because her hands were full with that box haha . Classic

  • @1upTheProducer hahaha! you're a genius.

  • @1upTheProducer she could have picked up the box after she threw it but i doubt that

  • @1upTheProducer its a small box, she couldve easily held it in one hand and took the glass thing out of it and threw it

  • @mrtalkative91 but we would have saw her put it in the other hand .. You dont have a logical argument

  • @1upTheProducer ..she just puts her other hand back on it right after she throws the glass. picture someone doing this in your head. its not that hard to explain

  • @mrtalkative91 bro .. it didnt happen, first off she wouldnt be strong enough to throw that glass that hard without her running and she was clearly walking not running, im sure 11 people would have my back on this one so i think you should maybe calm down there buddy lol

  • @1upTheProducer im not getting any more in depth about this with you. im sure you'll just assume thats cause you think youre right but idc. it s gum commercial. and "calm down" from 2 comments that are both in all lowercase and have no exclamation marks? i dont see how i didnt seem calm