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  • lol at :25 to :32 ... that was funny no lie

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  • Women are losers... I'd like to see them try this, why is there not a video?

  • admitting that ur powerless to something is really quite stupid, ur just setting urself up to fail

  • Men can't be 'MEN' now a days due to corporate America and its Pushing of political correctness training for Men, Sexual harassment policies for Men, Sensitivity training for men, and the tendency to sympathize toward women more so than Men... And I'm seeing a trend in T.V. Commercials that continuously depict Men as morons or losers along side there Wives or families. 

  • i thought this was hilarious!!

  • Gees!!! This man is SMOKING HOT!

  • man! that was boring!

  • Gay!

  • lol this not funny

  • Oh c'mon.. I can laugh at kitchen jokes all day every day, I don't see why you guys can't laugh at this. Pansies.

  • your are stupid feminist bitch without feelings or even soul. you think women are so fucking intelligent and great. youre pathetic, just as your all videos are.

  • for the last 32 years?

    is he really 50?!

  • @eaglestriker24 or 32

  • You're not born a man, you become a man at around 18

    =]

  • Speaking your thoughts is a part of being human. Being a man or woman is an ego structure that leads people astray. Let go and live, the definition of a "man" changes with society anyways, so work on being yourself so you dont have a moving anchor.

  • misandry... how amusing

  • This is so sad. I'm like not there, since I am so feminine, but if I would that would be so sad.

  • Is this ament to be funny? Cos if it is the people who made this have no idea of comedy

  • woman or gay?

  • Wth..only thing this man needs is a bloody flat beer a cold hotdog and a big fucking mofo of a bbq. Harden the fuck up!!! (chopper reid!!)

  • hahahahahaha very nice

  • what....the....fuck....this is so insulting.

  • sometimes we need to cry and talk to the others like women...

  • u serious?

  • What is this?

  • You have never been a man. You are a feminized version of a he-she.

  • lol. "ive been there"

  • This is shit.

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  • Yes.

  • whats going on here that's it. might offend some ppl when u say powerless

  • OMG Sasquatch ! Oh nmv its just a men eww.

  • Yeah whatever. You morons.

    I got a dick. Fuck off.

  • wtf is dis supposed to be?

  • DAMN! He's a furry bear!

  • hells yes!!!

  • damn, that guy is fucking hot!!! too bad he's straight.. :( and hes so cute when hes 'crying'... woof woof slurp slurp!

  • U are now on Funnyjunk. Whoop BerryLicious!!!!!

  • lol

  • ur on funnyjunk now. Whoop whoop BerryLicious!!!

  • What the fuck

  • well yeah, hes super hot... ^^

  • I find it funny that this basically blows a fart in the faces of women's belief that men need to change to accommodate women, but it also disgusts me to think that some will take this seriously and forget that this train of thought is how women killed chivalry.

  • wtf is this supposed to be

  • jajajajaja.. step one. admit that you're powerless

  • It seems like very intelligent satire to me. I watched it ONCE and find myself laughing about it throughout my reading of the comments. I laugh about and AT some of the comments as well.

    Men MUST be men and women MUST stop acting as though they really believe it's possible to have men be equally logical, decisive, strong and stoic as they are sympathetic, thoughtful, sensitive, and passionate... All controlled by some telepathic receiver which picks up on a woman's each and every mood swing etc

  • Hi. Yes I know. Ha Ha!...I actually found this item by mistake, but had to comment.....cant believe all the r coments it has generated...it takes all kinds to make a world......how boring it would be if this was not so...peace everyone.

  • Hi Guys I am a woman who grew up without a positive male role model in her life..only had my mum as an example..working every hour she could to bring me and my two brothers up. My husband bailed on me and left me to bring up my two children..stilll I am hoping that one day I will meet that positive male role model

  • hate to break it to you like this... but you're looking in the wrong place... good luck with that

  • Just get your brothers to be more pro-active with your children.

  • There aren't enough male role models any more. Despite our societies still being led by men they are becoming more feminine because women now have the power of "Complaining" ie ringing up companies and telling them their remote control car comes with removable wheels that came off too suddenly and poor little timmy fell back and hit his head.

    Men are being mentally conditioned by the women in society to be like them, and because we are men this won't work. It is destroying us, show strength.

  • Yes, exactly. People seem to think (especially in the city) that affeminization is the path of tommorrow, with trems like metrosexual being thrown around. Masculinity is certainly not embarrasing, in fact it is the exact opposite. Why try to destroy it?

  • Precisely. Why and how the hell did metrosexualism start anyway?

    If you are born a man, be a man. It works. That's why 99% of world leaders and business leaders, and fighter pilots, and army officers, and bankers...being masculine WORKS!

    If you are born a man and feel like a woman...for God's sake stop being a pussy.

  • "Why and how the hell did metrosexualism start anyway?" To sum it up, guys weren't consuming enough toiletries. Pretty much.

  • The maker of this video is not gay, is a women...

    If you think men are the worst, why dont you see a women living alone? they can get pretty stressed and will cry all night over and over each day.

    And no, men are not powerless, someday we should do a men vs. women and see who wins

  • the maker of this video is gay

  • So I should want help in "not" being a man? Yeah, thanks, I'll pass. Thank you. A world full of women and men that think they're women...not a bright prospect.

  • no i will not admit i am powerless

  • 0:43 What are those things piled up in the background?

  • pizza boxes :)

  • i agree

  • the problem with MOST (notice the most) men is that they don't recognise emotional or social responsabilities. all the things you've pointed out indicate that men are self centred beings (not saying you are, but that's what it seems like).

    so that's the problem; men seem to tend to do things for themselves first without thinking of how it's going to effect others.

    x

  • Its because most young men have grown up in a society that is largely absent of positive male rolemodels. Nobody teaches them responsibility or the value of respect and self-discipline in a way that they understand.

  • i agree!

  • I think the point is that it's funny because we (society) all too often create imaginary problems out of nothing at all.

  • another stupid male bashing video

  • Oh, get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis

  • i think the makers of this video should get a sense of humor and create something funny withiut using stupid stereotipes seen thousand times

  • bahahahaha

  • It's a joke someone came up with because a lot of people think this way. Yet most woman walk around today asking where all the real men are at?! Well it's true, a lot of men today are like this guy above... we're a dying breed, but that does not mean those of us who are proud to of the fact that we are men aren't afraid to voice that.

    I do think this is funny but it DID come from someones perception of men. Behind every joke is a truth.

  • Hahaha I had a boyfriend who used to do that all the time. I guess it must be true then :)

  • aw dude :( haha it's a joke but i feel sorry for that man xD

  • what is the bg music?

  • HAHAHAHAHA

    everyone relax. this is a JOKE. and it's actually really funny.

    man anonymous. bahahahahahaha :P

  • okay seriously you all need to chill.

    its just a joke.

  • *Free falls from a tree and lands feet first on the computer screen whilst sticking up both middle fingers*

    The last thing men need to see is this garbage! Most men need to know that it is OK to be a man and to the things that men do. When men bow to criticism for not being 'women' that's when the shit hits the fan and men become confused.

    We aren't women, women - we're men deal with it! If men weren't needed there wouldn't be any in the first place so cut the crap (for those that say it)!

  • *Free falls from a tree and lands feet first on the computer screen whilst sticking up both middle fingers*

    The last thing men need to see is this garbage! Most men need to know that it is OK to be a man and to the things that men do. When men bow to criticism for not being 'women' that's when the shit hits the fan and men become confused.

    We aren't women, women - we're men deal with it! If men weren't needed there wouldn't be any in the first place so cut the crap (for those that say it)!

  • MAN POWER!

  • are you a girl or a guy, i dont get it. WHo the fuck are you against?

  • ... Feminists? Kind of says so in his comments.

  • That really made me tear a little..

  • i admit it!!! i've been a MAN for 21 years now *cries* i feel so powerless

  • great!!!

  • hahahaha!!!! brilliant!!!!! :)

  • Haha!

    I thought his wife had like, dumped him or something.

    And it was all just about him being a man! -_-

  • What a pile of shit masculinity under attack again .

  • i really hate stereotypes.. I wish you would stop polluting peoples minds with this kind of stuff. -.-

  • its just a joke dude.. chill...

  • huh?

  • lol "ive been a man.." that explains the pile of porno movies at the kitched door.

  • they aren't porno movies, they are Pizza boxes. cuz he don't know how to cook.

  • oh really? i couldnt see them well so i asumed they were, oh well i kind of like to think they are porno movies, kinda makes the joke better.

  • CUZ he DON'T know how to cook?

    well at least he would know how to talk and not sound like and absolute idiot

  • Hahaha u gotta be a lady with no type of expresion barriers :P It's very strange that a XXI century men behave that way but it's just my opinion.

  • its a satire its not meant to be serious

  • harden the fuck up.only girls cry you little sook.

  • Lamest thing I've ever seen

  • I feel like killing myself. lmao.

  • lmao wtf is this and why is he crying?

  • hahah ah ahhaha lol what the fuck is this!

  • the anonymous 12 step programs are so weird, almost cultlike in the way they operate. ive been to NA and im never going back!

  • hahaha yeah thats all guys live for is "power" and sex.

  • I would not say that, I would say most men just want to have their hobbies (golf, football, video games, whatever..) and be left alone about it. They also I think place a higher value on getting laid. Some men need a woman to enhance their ego which is why a majority of them act like morons for women. However, I have to agree with your statement if given the choice between "cuddling" and sex...I'd take the sex, Most men hate to "cuddle". Ask a guy friend that is not trying to get into your pants

  • Sticking up for the side there.

  • I love the male of our species.

    If it wasn't for them i would have no one to bitch at.

  • What would a woman be without a vagina? Honestly, many men would not put up with their crap. I see guys at work make fools out of themselves or take crap off a woman because she is pretty just because they are really pathetically hoping for a peak at the VAJAYJAY. Honestly, think about it, women objectify themselves and then get upset when they are seen as objects!

  • LMAO

  • haha, he said

    VAGINA

  • While this is a joke, it is pointing to the ludicrous idea that we need to be in touch with our "femenine side" it is actually supporting my views. Personally, I do not have a feminine side, I deal with 8 colors on a crayon box, I could care less about expressing how I feel all the time and really view most of the stuff women express as overly dramatic bull. Which governing they have 10 times more hormones than me is usually a byproduct of that. We tolerate them because of one thing....VAGINA.

  • Are you going through a midlife crisis. I understand.

  • ha, not all are psychos and the poon makes up for it.

  • If it wasn't for men and their insatiable sex drive the race would have died out a long time ago. L E T 'S H E A R I T F O R M E N ! ! ! ! MAN....the ultimate survivor. TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.

  • WOOO!! lol we be reproducin' like crazy!!

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh This is so funny, take like it's people!! A jokeeeee

  • lol funny video. dont cry, katy likes you ^^ can i play on your ps2 too?

  • Why do women complain and try to change us its just nature and you cant change that. Theres women then theres men were the other half so deal with it we are meant to be masculine and stong.

  • I agree...today their is a war on masculinity in our society. Your woman really does not care about your feelings. They only want to share feelings and mainly have you listen to their hormonal drivel and feint interest. If you are really interested in a lot of what they say....then you are gay. Most women, I just zone out when they speak because it is usually some whining, self deprecating drivel about themselves.

  • U know, women use their whole lives making theyr man into what they DONT want them to be.

  • I think women are like cats.

  • Women are strange, capricious.

    They would like to have a man who is masculine and "soft" at the same time, strong and sensible at the same time.

    If I want a powerful and expensive car, how can I complain if I have to pay a lot for gasoline, insurance, taxes, etc????

    In Italy we use to say that every medal has 2 faces.

    If you want a sensible man, get a "gay type".

    If you choose for a real man, accept his natural carachteristics.

    Nature is something you can't change.

  • A Real man is someone packed into a gym, looking the way Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger wanted them to look.

  • If I lived like you I would have been gay, and then I would have shot myself

  • To WoWJackofrost no problem no offence taken it was an honest mistake, and im a girl by the way.

  • hahaha

  • damn, that's a messy crib

  • and now hes a pussy!

  • ok i'm a guy and I don't see whats the matter with the vid, its just poking a bit of fun at men. Maybe a little strong, "You have a problem." Not sure you can say that when no one has a choice about what they are at birth. And even though some things are stacked against guys there are alot stacked against women too and besides the amount of shit that has happened to women is unfair, but I don't think that men should get a bad rap for what idiots did in the past.

  • ok...really

    I'm a guy...this was a funny rap at what being a guy was like. I laughed, i called my girlfriend to see it, she laughed.

    Point? Guys...stop being lil pusies and learn how to take a mild joke...I mean really...how wound up and sad do u hafto be to not be able to laugh at yourself!!?

  • it funny but not all men are such lil douches!

  • You sexist SOB. Do I go around saying women are all slutty little whores? No I don't, what did I do to deserve being insulted in such a way based soully on my gender.

    I hate ignorant people like you, unless you're joking, which I hope so...

  • actually i think meza0614 just defended some of you fellow male population =)

  • Oh hell, I need to apologize, rereading his note I see that he (or she) said "not all" instead of what I long ago thought was "baut are all"...

    Haha oops...

  • Oh snaps, umm, yeah, I didn't notice you said "not"...

    Sorry mate for trying to flame you...

  • Lol. What a bunch of Weenies. I see the joke here. But I disagree their problem is being "MEN". A real man would live like this and still get by fine. I love being a man and wouldn't stop being so for anything...

  • This is awesome! Especially the part where he reaches for the book, but passes right over and grabs the 'roller... I think... I think I might be a man too... oh god.

  • hi's cutie lol

  • that is so funny!! love it

  • that's what i'm talking about...finally someone else gets the point.

  • I'm with you two.

  • hahahaha you all realize this was meant to be funny right? its a sad day when we can't even take a joke without getting offended...

  • ok, first of all, i didn't create the video, i uploaded it. it's only in light hearted humor. just the same as if it involved women, and not men. it seems the 'man' that acted in this video didn't have a problem with it, not near as much as the men that have commented on this video. Some of you guys need to lighten up. And use your anger or rather energy on something else that needs attention. famous comedians use uncomfortable topics like this and make us laugh every day.

  • This is just a funny clip thats`it that`s all

    not sexisme!

  • People...seriously..

  • this is gay, if I ever met a guy like that I would tell him to shave, get some camo enlist in the army and make a man of him self defending King and Country, His homeland, his mother or fatherland or his plain ol country! And to the poster under me, its really bad how men have the odds stacked against them on child custody hearings..some fathers can be better than mothers

  • Please spare us! you talk like you were in the army and if you were then you should have alot more discaplin then to go in the internet and call creativity/humar gay and call actor Stuff like that!

    Honestly if you were in the amy and are now out i think you need more time in i respct guy's that are willingto show thair feeling's it's a lot more healthy then botteling it up..It could cause you to go on you tube and flame somebody for no apparant reason...Think about it

  • I really dont know why women think their oppressed really they have it really good compared to guys.For example our medical corcerns are not advidcate for how often do you see TV ads to advocate prostate exams,I will tell none.Prison peneties are higher,unfair bias in court.Odds in divorce case stacked against us.Higher suicide rate,military service.Its all right to mutilate male privates but not the womens and much more so you are not oppresed beside that you dont make the same amount has us.

  • I've found out that even thinking that way is considered sexist towards women. (don't ask me why or how) Even though I'm proud to be myself, I don't think I'll ever be proud of being a man. Everything I hear and see is slowly pushing me to feel bad and guilty about being a guy instead of a girl.

  • It was once the opposite. Who gives a shit? Apples and oranges.

  • You've just professed the stupidest statement I think i've ever heard. I usually don't mean this when I say it,but seriously... jump off a cliff.

  • I think this is fair. All the shit that some men do to women gives them a bad rap. I know that most dudes are perfectly fine, but the losers bring the rest down. A bit of revenge is only fair.

  • What a crock of shit, this is manhater propaganda put out by money-hungry spinsters who don't know how to let men be themselves. Emasculating bitches.

  • I hope you women like raising your self up but in the process bringing your self lower by resorting to bigotry if you so better than us men than why do you have to resort to sexism really I would like to now want the answer cause I got it so here it is get off your damn high horse women your not better or smarter than any of us.

  • Sounds like a very angry man made this station. Hope things get better soon. Lol.

    Assistant Editor Eve

  • That's right this guy needs to man up! I'm a single mand living on my own and going throught the most difficult times and my place does not look like that on the video. From what perspective is this video comming from? Well, regardless; I am proud to be a man I might not be the most mucho macho guy in the world, but I am so proud of being a man in the very aspect of it. So if any guy, out there really fits that profile from this video, DUDE "MAN UP".

  • Swing and a miss, mate.

  • brilliant and hilarious

  • His problem isn't that he's a man, his problem is that he needs to man up.

    Funny vid though.

  • For any of ya'll who would prefer a more equal sided look at male and female stereotypes (and maybe to realize that you're okay with making fun of women but not men - hypocritical?) check out Bruno Bozzetto's Men Vs. Women - The Differences.

  • Ah, but I find stereotyping women JUST as distasteful and stupid and gets 0 laughs from me.

  • I think it's cute that so many men are offended by this video...You're right to call it sexist, and I can see where you're coming from, but you have to keep in mind that we all deal with sexist stereotypes, and those of us who don't conform are pegged as "abnormal". Care to guess how often I'm called a lesbian because I'm more concerned with my brain than my makeup? Now, you can get pissy about it or remember that if you can't laugh at yourself you don't deserve to laugh at anyone. *just smile*

  • Cute? Hmmmm... wonder how many men thought it was cute when women wanted sufferage or equal rights.

  • I bet hundereds. I STILL have men pat me on the head, and tell me that they find it cute that I'm a feminist... I don't see why the mentality would be any different then. Kudos, however, to finding stereotyping in general distasteful. You've garnered 100% of my respect. I shan't try to question your oppinion, as it seems to be devoid of any sexism or hypocracy. You make my heart happy.

    and I'm sorry that I can't spell...

  • That's sad. Sorry they were so dismissive.

  • *Yawn* Another grab bag of easy to swallow anti-male stereotype gags. The only thing missing is him getting kicked in the nuts at the end.

  • You know, reverse the sexes in this video, i.e. make fun of women and suddenly it's sexist and wrong. "...too fu**ing stupid to get what's funny about this video..." no, I don't think so. It simply isn't funny, it's sexist. But hey, broad stereotypes seem to get chortles out of some and make them feel good about themselves. This is as bad as making fun of someone's race, it's just merely 'acceptable' at this time... much as black jokes used to be 'acceptable'.

  • I have plenty of friends like this. Funny video for sure.

  • So now we all get married and live messily for awhile, then suddenly she says I don't want to be equal to him, and since I have this ring and paper he must start to live by my new standards (she changed her mind, dizzyness) now she thinks she is beyond equal,(She has become high class princess Goddess and mother of all) and the slob must bow down to her new kingdom. Mr. man, since I was equal to you for awhile now you have to be equal to me forever, or I will steal the house, car and children

  • So, that's what MAN is? Thank God somebody has told me. I have been so busy being told what a MAN is by WOMAN who don't know what a WOMAN is and hide behind that fact by going around telling MEN what they are supposed to be. It's called equal rights. Mr. MAN you are supposed to be a vain, dizzy, illogical, ditzbrain so I can be equal to you (female altruism.)When that didn't work WOMEN decided to be slobs(MEN) because she figured that must be the epitome of all knowledge and will make her equal.