"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
When I was a lot younger; when I would prank call people; this was the clip I would play when they answered. ( this was before "everyone" had caller I.D. )
"...and I'm gonna look him straight in the eye, and I'm gonna tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, fore flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legged, spider lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah and Holy shit!"
like go out to walmart, target, any big grocery chain and get on there speaker system and put this on the speakers(: Dare you all, double dare you. Mooo country we live in. simon says jump in the lake country.
Thank you for posting this lmao. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?
I wonder how many bloopers there were of this scene , this had to be difficult trying to
memorise it and trying not to laugh
monson108 3 weeks ago
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monson108 3 weeks ago
you cut off the best part "WHERES THE TYLENOL"
Darkblossomxx 1 month ago
Where's the Tylenol?
BlackDeath17123 1 month ago
hey look, a version without the audio removed by the gestapo...i mean youtube...
567WORMBOY123 1 month ago
I love how the whole family is litterally like: O_O............ lol.
cakemaker44 1 month ago
in case if you have wonder he was reading cards that was attach to the arch way... that was why he was looking all around to get that one take :)
megas86 1 month ago
@megas86 Thats clever!
cakemaker44 1 month ago
"Hallelujah holy s**t!!!"
JackSparrow131999 2 months ago
This is to all you who use microsof sam and speakonia on youtube instaed of your real voice
Milesprower1100 2 months ago
fucking hilarious!!!
MrWilliamson9411 2 months ago
laugh my fucking ass off
acahurricane1275 2 months ago
LMFAO-Where's the tylenol - hhahahahahahah - more like where's the alcohol!
sunflyer40 2 months ago
Hilarious!!!!
catlovedance 2 months ago
"Where's the Tylenol?"
DisneyTransportation 2 months ago
FUNNY AS HELL!!!
kathy8409 2 months ago
bets part from the whole movie
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"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
simoltan 2 months ago
funny I use this saying all year around!
vicsridin09 2 months ago
I saw this the other day for the first time in about a year or so, and I was laughing so hard my whole upper body ended up achy. This crap is funny.
hearnsbergerk 2 months ago
This is some of his finest work... funny as hell.
mtbcyclist 2 months ago
Crew member fucks up and enters the picture at 0:03
alec89 2 months ago
The tylenol is where..?
3DSuperWaffle 2 months ago
Wheres the Tylenol?!
003Supersonic 2 months ago
Look to the left of Clark. They have a Mac!
Commodore64Dude 2 months ago
that's how i feel about my language and social studies teachers :/
Milesprower1100 2 months ago
My, you've got to be that angry to remember all that
FilmFanClaire 2 months ago
Thumbs up if watching this movie scene made you want to memorize the entire line!
LeadGuitarist1991 2 months ago
After all these years that still makes me laugh. It's officially Christmas time.
captainhooksnephew 2 months ago
I didn't realize Cardinals fans already put a movie out.
tredavi 2 months ago
Clark is talking about Albert Pujols.
MrStelmacki 2 months ago 3
Merry Xmas Clark
ilovetogofast88 2 months ago
HALLELUJAH...HOLY SHIT!
FromA2mee 3 months ago 9
FUCKING LMFAO
TheBoomViper 3 months ago
When I was a lot younger; when I would prank call people; this was the clip I would play when they answered. ( this was before "everyone" had caller I.D. )
DinoMireles78 3 months ago
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I WANNA TELL WMG WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE LICKING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOODSUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FATASS, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED SACK OF MONKEY SHIT IT IS! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE ADVIL?!
419211 3 months ago
Awww....where's the Tylenol line?
Pikachu4Prezident 3 months ago
@Pikachu4Prezident Ditto.
iluvviolin356 3 months ago
"Hallelujah and Holy shit!"
visitjustin 3 months ago
blood OMG FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2209steph 4 months ago
LYRICS:
"...and I'm gonna look him straight in the eye, and I'm gonna tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, fore flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legged, spider lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah and Holy shit!"
BrandonG5993 5 months ago 24
how many takes do you think it took for him to get that right?
creamyfilling102 5 months ago 3
@creamyfilling102 at least 643 times
flamingnarwalstudio 4 months ago
The gift that keeps on giving...hmmm..sounds like brussel spouts
NightGuardian1994 6 months ago
Does anyone know if there is a downloadto this, i would like to have it.
LoveiPie 6 months ago
@LoveiPie Youtube-to-MP3.
hotelmario510 6 months ago
'the' funniest breakdown on film.
027220 7 months ago
What Clark said applies to WMG for mutting this on others!
Kelski1998 7 months ago
@Kelski1998 What's WMG?
027220 7 months ago
@027220
Warner Media Group a.k.a. Warner Brothers big bosses that like to b*tch and moan about somethings sometimes
Kelski1998 7 months ago
@Kelski1998 Hmm.
027220 7 months ago
45,996 views and 0 dislikes. That is awesome.
VortixxStudios 7 months ago
@VortixxStudios 46,333 now and 0 dislikes, a 'miracle.'
027220 7 months ago
Haleluya Holy SHIT
vSpOOkzZ 7 months ago
Nostalgia Critic, is that you?
tuyhhf 7 months ago
This should be a ringtone.
Nagneto 8 months ago
@Nagneto lol i just made it a ringtone
HTFITMBSE 7 months ago
@HTFITMBSE me too lol
MYSWEETDAR 2 months ago
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daftveltron92 8 months ago
@blobby1972!! Lol I have it 4 my supervisor lol
Stugots666x 8 months ago
Just like my house at chrismas. Apart from the old people
TheRubbishnstuff 9 months ago
"Hallejulah!!! ... holy SHIT" lolol
Swiffers 9 months ago
This has to be the most genous rant ever.
videogamer65 10 months ago
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cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is
MisterOldSchool1 10 months ago
I can watch this 1000 times and it still would be funny
breannx00 10 months ago
this is my ring tone its realy funny when my landlord rings .
blobby1972 11 months ago
This should be said of Hussein, with a few more adjectives thrown in of course ^_~
Searching4Truth1 1 year ago
like go out to walmart, target, any big grocery chain and get on there speaker system and put this on the speakers(: Dare you all, double dare you. Mooo country we live in. simon says jump in the lake country.
davewoodring 1 year ago
you forgot "where's the Tylenol?!?!?!?!"
steriogram007 1 year ago
best scene ever ;)
CanCzech122 1 year ago
Snake licking dog kissing
andrewpingu2 1 year ago
Hallelujah!.....Holy Shit!!!!!
Petrokid994 1 year ago
everybody on the csx railroad feels that way about upper management
knoxcountykyman1 1 year ago
That's my boss and that's that.
Edungan2500 1 year ago
This is the best moment of Chevy Chase's whole career.
STNeish 1 year ago 2
lol!!!
Downsouth1796 1 year ago
favorite christmas movie. ever.
cgcgstew2010 1 year ago
this is my favorite scene... just makes the whole movie
countrygurl15ify 1 year ago
OMG I love this scene, there are few people I would dearly love to say this to!
SongBirdAllie 1 year ago
man i wanna do that
lovemetalhatejuggalo 1 year ago
Where's the Tylenol!
arachknight1979 1 year ago 61
I work for Clark's bosses brother one exception he drinks pond scum instead of coffee
22ride4fun 1 year ago
Thank you for posting this lmao. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?
ChaseTheSkates 1 year ago
Is it sad I can ACTUALLY quote this word for word???
Railer61 1 year ago
@Railer61 No, I can quote the whole the thing too. It's the best scene in the whole movie!
9teeneighty8 1 year ago
@Railer61 - no. It just means you're awesome like the rest of us!!
Soandnb 1 year ago
Aw, dang it. I meant "Add-libbed", not "alibiied"!
odiemodie1 1 year ago
Look closely @ 0:04 on the bottom corner of the screen... is that the the toupee wearing relative, or a stage hand caught in the shot?
odiemodie1 1 year ago
@odiemodie1
joekoe97 1 year ago
I think it's the dog
22ride4fun 1 year ago
@odiemodie1, Caught in the Shot.
JackCoxx 1 year ago
Heh... did he alibied in this scene?
Oh... ok... it was "Monkey sh**, not "Monkey spank"... lol.
odiemodie1 1 year ago
looooooooooool
fanobliv 1 year ago
one place where i worked at a job i thought this of my boss too!!!!
rustyspoke 2 years ago 28
@rustyspoke oh sry man!
refreeloader 1 year ago
where's the tylenol?
shankxthexskank 2 years ago