Funny 911 Call...Man calls about wife with "mace"..

[desertdude1234]

"Sir Calm Down, can you close your fist for me? Go punch her in the face and throw her away."

[teamproto25]

(Breathing Heavily) MAN: ok what do i do to get rid of it?

Operator: throw it away?

MAN: (Pause) ok ok thank you

[gardnerbm]

I know what they are going to be doing tonight.......wink wink

[kenny1309]

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LMAO!

[kryptic127]

Ya this was funny but on a side note why the fuck do 911 operators always act like you are bothering them when you call like you just rang them up on their personal home phone number at 2am or something 90% of them sound like fucking douchebags. how about they get a job where peoples lives aren't at stake.

[boo11020]

NEWSFLASH!! When you call the police and they answer, and you tell them that a small situation is about to get out of hand, don't ask them if you can tell them whats going on!!! Its not like their gonna say, "no, you handle it yourself." -_-

[Lavoieish]

I hope i don't get her if i ever call.... "this dude has a gun,what do i do?"....Let him shoot you... lol

[jumpyduck]

hahaha you're welcome

[Jmhawks]

Why isnt she in the kitchen anyway?

[Inika55]

@Jmhawks Haha, that joke is old! lol. Im pretty sure they were in the kitchen!

[elteescat]

UHH THROW IT AWAY. UHH HUH. what good advice!

[palatena]

Throw it away...so she can grab a knife next time. WTF is wrong with this fucking cops? They are just send to do their job after someone's dead and a killer must be found.

[Rm0ran]

....... ok, ok thank you

[menutiatrumpet]

"What do I do George, what do I do?"

[SnafuFairy]

@menutiatrumpet is that an of mice and men quote? if it is i love you forever =]

[shukka667]

now he's going to get assault charges when he tries to take it from her

[Mallrick]

i cant stand and watch a woman get hurt by a man but if a woman hurt a guys its not the samething first she know ur not gonna hit back but u can some woman tthink they are strong use ur arms and give her only one in the face she will anderstadn that she have nothing and ur control the situation but never hit her first because ima find you

[globe255]

If you arent capable to handle a situation with a woman, then just walk away from her- thats easy isnt?

[Madorem]

@Mallrick lol great advice, you should go to the schools and inform the kids.

[TheMrJacksonShow]

@Mallrick Or just beat the shit out of women. They will only stand up to you once.

[TheJaiden99]

wtf?

[argent2020]

The cop may be thinking: "Fuck the police?!". Oh no!. Fuck this Homeboy!".

[haloman4311]

his wife got mace? ROFLMBO!

[qwertyuiopz123]

LOLAOSLFAOFLAODFL

[alrightypewriter]

hahahahaahahahahah. Oh man. He's all excited.

[hughtub]

The dispatcher sounds so cute. She just answers everything like a smart, feminine woman would, simple and concise.

[billionkek]

ur a dummy she sound like and old cracker honkey!

[RoadWarrior008]

yay look at the racist Billionkek lol

[APDurrant]

So, lets see, a Man rings up and complains his wife is ranting, and raving and threatening him with a weapon (admittedly a non lethal one, but still, a weapon).

And the Dispatcher does nothing? (obviously, we don't know the rest of the call, but she dosn't seem worried).

If this was the other way around, and it was a woman ringing up to complain that her husband was threatening to mace her, would we see the same reaction? Would it be funny?

[Gin81593]

@APDurrant humans are stupid as fuck creatures arent we

[OSDolphin]

@APDurrant Of course not.

[cincinnatikate]

If she has a permit, and he throws it away, I do believe that is basic theft.

[LeoRJH]

@cincinnatikate nooooooooooooooo

[Shrink18]

he's dumb

[wvstatetrooper]

funny

[EuroStatus1985]

HAHAHAHA throw it away

[81gager81]

the operators always know what to do....

[neisan92]

wtf??? realy that stupid????