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  • See She overreacts to things she may be beautiful but people that are beautiful on the outside are not always beautiful on the inside Dick you deserve better.

  • what a bitch

  • Funny how she talks big as if she's banging a fresh guy everyday, hell i'd be suprised if she's ever banged a guy. Cockyass bitch LOL. What are you doing at 31 drinking and partying your way through as if you are still a teenager?? grow up! And WTF r u serious? twitter? twitter at muthafuckin' 31? Only celebrity staff and teenagers do that stuff. Become a responsible mother you old sack of shit!!

  • is she GAY??!! :P

  • Opps: typo (sometimes ...not somethings)

  • This video reinforces my belief that going to a bar to meet new people is a complete waste of time. I figure most people only go to bars to drink with their existing mates.

  • No, she goes to bars just to get the attention. Her expiration date is just around the corner, so she likes to feel wanted.

  • I guess that's quite plausible. Young women like to bitch when someone that they're not interested in has the 'audacity' to try talking to them hoping that they might be single and interested in them, yet they also like to bitch when a guy that they're interested in doesn't chat to them or pay them any attention... like the poor guys are supposed to be mind readers or something :-\

  • I agree with you 100%.

  • Lykaestria: You are right to believe that. I wouldn't even waste my time with bar chicks.

    Plus there is the fact alcohol makes people do stupid shit. I mean, if someone is under the influence, their perception of reality is being ALTERED. If these chicks aren't thinking straight, do they really even know you? Can they even tell the difference between the good guys and the assholes?

    If I get a girlfriend, I want a chick who likes me for ME...not for what alcohol makes her think of me.

  • By the end of my twenties I realised that going to a bar is a total waste of time, unless it's to meet up with your existing mates... Cheaper to drink at home plus avoid the need to pay taxi's if you want to drink alone.

    I agree with you about alcohol causing altered states, as the chicks treat the genuine nice guys like scum or else ignore them, and seem to be more open to the asshole types.

  • In fact, the chick in this video is no longer seems as sweet and nice as she portrays herself in most of her other videos... I'll unsubscribe from this pretty but attention seeking cow now :-)

  • @Lykaestria I agree she blocked me on facebook and accused me of stalking her

  • The only good reason someone would go to a bar is to get laid.

    (Women + alcohol = Bada Bing).

    Somethings meeting the right woman is getting to be a by-product of just trying to get her for the sex part, so don't sweat it.

  • Yikes...

    This video really makes you sound like a stuck up bitch. From some of the other videos I've watched, you seem like a really sweet girl who is just down on her luck with dating. But this video...come on, Jill, don't be like that.

  • very adorable =D. i dunno, the way you speak is adorable but that is just my opinion. it's like sometimes i hear a lisp but you didn't actually say a lispy "s".

  • I have to say .you are good . Oh your friend is good at it to . Peace From the catskills .You no where your water comes from .

  • HELLO

  • White trash.......

  • LOL!!!

  • Thats funny,

    good choice on the name. Most Richards are dicks.

    - Nevramos Dewaedric

  • i'd diffenitly masturbate to u

  • This is good as Sex and the City! As Isaid before, you're so funny, I love it. Congrats, again! I simply fell in love with your stuff! 5 Stars 4 the vid. and no more "dicks" 4 you! Love ET>

  • It is terrible that you drink alcohol. Alcohol is a DRUG. Booze drinkers are no better than pot smokers, except they aren't breaking the law. Also, alcohol SIGNIFICANTLY increases the risk of breast cancer in women. Is this really what you think is fun? DRINKING?? Also, it is terrible you use such language. All I heard was the d-word (in your title). This isn't good language for a young woman to say. I didn't watch the rest, I had seen enough after the first 5 seconds when you mentioned drinks.

  • It is terrible that you talk down to people who drink. Such a pretentious attitude makes you no better than the drinkers you're talking down to. Plus beer is delicious, so screw you.

    Who the hell do you think you are, telling a girl or anyone for that matter, what is or isn't acceptable language? Words with negative connotations or a mature nature offend you? Grow up and get off your high horse!

  • If this isn't a troll I'll eat my shoe.

  • By the way turtle dick  my comment dosen't even show up until the 6th page so you are one obssessed little troll to be going back that far too defend your fat fantasy.

  • He was "creepy" for asking to join a conversation? Let me guess, you're the perpetually single type, right? I'd have just asked to fuck; I'm not sure I could have handled conversation, you seem painfully slow.

  • lol

  • allrequiredfields,

    You're not reading between the lines. Girls think that guys can be creepy for a number of reasons, including the way they blow smoke at a non-smoker or the way they look a girl up and down as they say anything. The point here: A single line asking to join a conversation isn't creepy in itself, the guy's whole show that made him creepy.

    I'm guessing you would know that if you actually cared about women, & that's why you will be perpetually single. (unless u find a masochist)

  • You're the other extreme of the 'internet tough-guy', the 'white knight' - you think defending chicks on youtube is going to get you laid. Lol.

  • Allrequiredfields:

    YOU think I'm trying to get laid because you can't imagine a world where guys are motivated to interact with women UNLESS THERE'S AT LEAST A PROMISE OF SEX.

    Think again...life is larger than the head of your cock...I suppose it's not that big of a revelation, given that my dog tells me that you have a tiny tool, but I thought I should let you know.

    Best

  • Yeah they are called fags. Fuckin homo quit letting your dog lick peanut butter out your ass you freak.

  • Oh she is sooo turned on by your chivalrous words right now! I wouldn't be surprised if she's sending you a message right now! And your sexy use of all-caps, and that you're so... ahem, in touch with your dog. You'll be getting internet pussy in no time!

  • allrequiredfields displays a unique kind of fundamentalism: the belief that however a guy acts around women is automatically some sort of plan to try to get laid. Yes, surely a man is incapable of doing what they believe is the right thing to do, even if they realize they could never get laid as a result. *rolls eyes*

    Oh right, such a man must be a fag too.

  • White women are a disgrace to the white race !!!!

  • your not kidding me.

    i feel bad for dick, i wouldent even talk to these girls, people like her make me hate humans all together....

    besides im sure dick sould find someone with a slightly better personality, or at least until she gets older, then realizes hmmm.... maybe the guys/firls im intested in have no future? and i always seem to find really cocky guys that make me cry and complain about relationships, get a grip women life isnt perfect and neather are you.

  • what made him creepy? hes got balls to strike up a conversation with random goodlooking gals... poor dick...

  • Michelle...she's not blonde! wow....

  • hey that was me god damn it,so i stink and have no game it doesnt matter because i have a 10 inch dick

  • what the frick is the point of this video?

  • God, this girl is such a fucking moron. Oh well, she's cute. i'll just mute the videos and keep watching. :3

  • no offense Jill, but you kind of sounded like a snob in this video, just because some guy wanted to talk to you...

  • your eyes are not blue there brown stop trying to be cuter then you are

  • Was dick small?

  • haaaaaaaa i love your videos. :D you can make me smile woooo

  • Aside from the cigarette smoke what made you call this guy "Dick"? Whats the harm in trying to strike up conversation with to beautiful ladies. This video kinda made you sound like a snob...Sorry.

  • well said!

  • I sure hope that Dick doesn't do himself harm after your public humiliation. You should have given him pointers...1) Take a shower 2) stop smelling like smoke 3) stop being creeping around, Shaggy!

  • alright first off who the fuck would beat it to this video??..no offence becuase both of you are gorgeous and second ne guy that has the opening line of "hey can i join your conversation" in general, let alone to somone on a cell phone, should either rent a hooker cuz the dude is clearly still a virgin jugging by the way he lacks self confidence infront of women or just accept that he is gay...really, really, really gay

  • Sometimes being in New York brings great disadvantage. Such a case here with the one you call Dick.

  • 5 stars

  • you know being a guy i know a few guys that are just like Dick and there take on the whole thing is that well it really does come down to them being controlled by Dick! haha great vid. love you.

  • That was really funny. Never a dull moment in the Big Apple. :)

  • man he must have been desperate to hit on you girls........

  • Yeah, but if Dick was hot you'd be all over him. You're not going to a bar for a tweetfest, you went to get some Dick.

  • I don't won't f-up ye hair honey...

    We're in a nice restaurant

  • Wow ... You get some really mean comments! So here's a nice one. I like your makeup in this vid and the green screen background is cool.

  • oh oops I meant Twitter

  • it's all about dropping the iphone and tweeter plug. fake story

  • horse face

  • You don't like smokers? Alas, I am vanquished.

  • You know, you're pretty and I'm sure you're a nice individual in person, well, at least when face to face with someone. But your videos are getting to be completely un-interesting. All you do from what I have watching is either complain or talk about things that have virtually no impact on anyone other than yourself. I'm sorry, but unsubscribing is the least I can do to stop listening to your irrelevant nonsense. Have fun continuously adding crap to Youtube and I wish you all the best.

  • my names Richard, and just so you know we're not all dicks.

  • keep on truckin haha

  • you look great ......these people are haters your gorgeous and funny!

  • Yep I'm gonna agree with the others - your funnier when showing us outfits or cooking or something else. This video sucked. So does your friend... be funny and sexy again or else ... beat it.

    :D

  • This girl is the reason we dont find a cure for cancer, which hoping you get from using your cellphone you cunt

  • So I've worked in a couple bars, and they are an incredible resource to meet people. I mean, they're better than chat rooms really! Would you like to meet someone into sports? Go to a sportsbar (no brainer), wanna meet a sugar momma/daddy? go to someplace very chic.

    This guy wanted to establish a real life conversation with a couple attractive girls, who sound like they've permanently logged out of real life, and HE's the weirdo?

    WHO TAKES TWITTER TO A BAR?!?!

  • Boy - was that boring. Go to bar - man speaks to me! wow! I hope your'e not losing your powers Jill - you used to be funny...

  • burned lol

  • Jill, what is it that you'd like a guy to say?

    I know I don't have much game right now; now I'm scared!

  • Hi Jill! Smartphone - fartphone it took 8 min to download your vid using it as a modem:( Of course I will watch more, it looks like you have put up some goods vids lately:) xo

  • that was cruel

  • Wow that very mean. It isn't very easy to approach women in any setting. He didn't sound like much of a dick from the way you described him, smoker or not.

  • omg, someone smoking in a BAR!

  • Somtimes I'm ashamed to be a guy when i here things like this...not smooth opreator myself but Mr. no game give us all a bad rep...for crying out loud stick to anonymous internet connections....:)

  • may be he just likes to admire beauty and realized there wasnt none and left...be even more funny if he lived in another country and didnt even think like you and lucky youtub has block if thats your concern beta find ya blue bus for more of a pub crawl..hohoso much for the hi,lols.your already trippen.

  • LOL, true, true

  • Jill, I wish you spent a week as a guy and you will never be such a douche to guys again.

  • nice funny video

  • "Keep Truckin'". An incompleted R. Crumb reference. Nice of you to give the words of encouragement though Jill.

  • I think the point in this case is that they weren't HAVING a conversation, they were both texting away, minding their own business, and this guy asks if he can get in on a non-existent conversation. Sounds like he has some confidence issues too... Orders a beer, takes a sip, hits on girls, gets rejected, leaves...??

  • Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?

    A: Toes Go In First.

  • A blonde and a brunette were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. Brunette: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

  • ...huh? you lost me when you got to the part where two chicks walk into a bar...

  • Hey! Way to go on the sponsorship! Good for you!

  • I thought you liked Dicks.

  • Reading through some of these comments is strange. Dick asks a yes or no question, Jill and Michelle don't feel like entertaining some creep, so Jill says no. There's no need to get outraged and feel bad for some loser.

  • yeah but then makes a youtube video on how much of a creep he is for trying to talk to her. Smells like somebody dosen't think their shit stinks.

  • Well you have a sweet face so I can't blame dick so much but u talk alota shit so maybe He got off lightly.

  • wow u guys r so mean to dick. whatd he do to you that really makes u wanna diss him on the internet!?

  • You went out to a bar... so you could talk to your friend... who's right next to you... on the internet?

    Perhaps it's because I live in the midwest, but I don't get it.

  • How things should have gone.

    Dick scopes out bar sees two sloppy smuts giggling away on their iphones . Dick lights a cig and blows it into the uglier ones direction. She turns and he goes with the nice guy approach,"Can I get in on this?"

    Jill the huge cunt says,"Sorry we are huge fucking cunts, how dare you approach us."

    Dick Replys "Sorry you look like 10 pounds of monkey shit in a 5 pound bag and i thought you were a sure thing."  Dick chugs beer and moves on to the next girl.

  • Ooo, I have a story. Exodus has an uptight religious name meaning "LEAVE," which women tell him to do ALL THE TIME!!

    Fast forward to February 09, he remains uptight and is hypersensitive to rejection. When he feels rejected, he lashes out to make himself feel stronger by not "needing" the female attention he wants. He even lashes out when he sees another man not get instantly laid by a lame approach.

    Moral of story: stop being lame by trying to puff up--you're the same little man either way

  • JDI180 the 180 represents how your dick is actually inverted and goes inside your body.

  • Exodus, Actually the 180 represents what happens when I punch people in the face...it inverts noses.

    As for all 3 of your comments, I believe you have me mistaken for someone who cares what a perverted, whiney, trantrumming blowhard like you thinks about me.

  • I doubt you could punch anybody in the nose without getting your asskicked immediately afterwards. I don't know what your trying to say with the 3 comment thing because they were response to the 3 comments you left about me and you obviously care or why else would you reply unless this is fun which it is for me. And hearing this vid again it dosen't seem like she was that mean but her attitude in the video is like can you believe he had the nerve to approach me the almighty queen...of bitches.

  • All I can say is, Dick's got a lot of balls, at least he can take consistent rejection, more power to Dick (and balls).

  • Gotta love living in Texas. Girls here aren't as tech-savvy and drinks are cheap.

  • Awesome video, but i feel sorry for dick i hope he finds the girl he's looking for.

  • As a mother of 2 sons I never cared for man bashing. It takes a lot of courage for a man to walk up to a woman in a bar.

    What ever happened to just being social... it's not always about getting laid for a man. Maybe he was just lonely.

  • poor bloke maybe he just wanted to chat and is shy around girls so his behaviour appears to be irrational? because he considered you to be "worth talking to" doesn't mean he was trying to get laid! that says more about you than him ;)

  • Youre so lovely when you smile (last few frames)

    There are a lot of desperate women in NYCmmmmYa dont say :-)

    Have you heard from Karen Yet???

  • Its good info to know so other guys can learn from how not to pick up women. :-D

  • An other bla bla video from our sexy blond. :)

  • you get the vote.

  • To contribute to your debate, I'd definitely destroy my genitalia over you than Michele. Now take your top off so I can do so.

  • I Love Your Blue Eyes! You Look AMAZING! I'm Sorry about Dick! I think you win the Twitter Match Tho :)

  • <3  :)

  • Well, at least he didn't insist on finishing his beer...

  • ?????? you could at least humor the creepy guy.. i humor ugly creepy chicks..

  • mikma was here

  • LOL wow...men can be pretty strange..

  • I so mastermate to Michelle's vid's

    I love watching yours...lol

  • pretentious hookers...gotta love em!

  • Keep Truckin'!

    Haha I love you Jill (=

    And don't listen to all of the total losers who leave rude comments. They wish they were as awesome as you ;-)

    ~Alyssa<33

  • wow you're a fucking bitch.

  • is that NYC?

  • Hey hey so cute

  • is jill a lesbian?

  • no, y?

  • NOTHING WRONG IF SHE WAS

  • Insanity is doing the same thing over and over & expecting a different outcome.

  • Oh man! What a dick! lol

  • Give the guy credit for consistency. Haha. I don't know, but if the same tactics kept failing for me, I think I'd change it up a little. But then again, I'm no Dick.

  • I guess real "Live conversation is unexceptable in this day of twitter and videos and text messaging..But then again Maybe the guy really was a smelly creep. Cigarettes? Who Fuckin' smokes anymore anyway?

  • HAHAHA. what a nub. men are lame. hahah. I think you'll win the twitter war of who masturbates to who more. just saying...

  • if you want to settle your dispute i would say both post a video and anyone who masturbates to your video will put a comment on that vid and anyone who masturbates to her videos will put a comment on the vid she posts

    XD hehe

  • Jill, do you even realize how this makes you sound?

  • curt, you didnt see the guy- and you werent there, it was very odd and he was very creepy. why would you approach someone on their phone and engaging in a personal conversation?

  • If he appeared psychologically disturbed, that's one thing. But then again, that's not what you said in this video.

    *finally going to stop biting my tongue here*

    You have a talent and a skill for editing, and seeing you waste that on videos filled with so much... Idunnowhat... is impossible for me to watch.

    But it IS your channel, to do with as you please. I'll just back off and let you do it.

  • this guy does this all the time, it wasn't a random occurrence.  all this video is listed under comedy- curt you do not have to watch me or like my videos. Not sure what you mean with my videos are filled with so much shit? If they do not entertain you, there is nothing I can do. But this is listed as comedy, which is a joke- and not serious like vlogs. This video was more about Michelle and I going out a lot and weird things happening to us and she blames me, not some dude trying to get laid.

  • Fair enough. But if this video wasn't centered around that guy, then why is this video titled "1 Clueless Dick"?

    Look, I'm not showing up here to be a thorn in your side and I know that criticism (especially when unsolicited) can be hard to take. If you want to chat about this in a way that might be more productive, say the word and I'll meet you in Skype.

  • lol yeah than she can make you "Dick number 2" ;)

  • OMG!!This guy trys to get laid!! Somebody shoot that mother fucker right now how dare he.Newsflash you stupid cunt every guy is just trying to get laid. The only reason a guy ever acts interested in what a strange girl has to say is because he wants to get in her pants. At least initially anyways, but some guys are smoother than others. And besides all he said is can I join your conversation, it wasn't like he said I wanna stick my dick in your buttcheeks. You could have not been a bitch.

  • Exodus:

    I hear that dick size in inches and number of derogatory statements toward women used in paragraph are inversely proportionate.

    Translation: He who tries to look big by putting down women hides a tiny cock.

  • I don't need to look big I am you must be confusing me with that little gobbler you call a cock you punk ass bitch. And by the way your not gonna get any from this bitch on the internet just like every girl you ever stalked in real life.

  • Props to the guy for hitting on what had to be the prettiest girl at the bar that night. It's not his fault she was a lesbian.

    And it sounds like he took the rejection with class as well. Don't be such a bitch if he's not handsome enough for your standards.

  • is she lesbian?

  • yikes. That is kind of creepy that the bartenders know of his behavior

  • Haha! Great story and nice background! :)

  • This was from me, Janciepants! Mr. IceWulfie was signed in!

  • ♥

  • at least you didn't name him Penis

  • and he did have the sense to hit on the prettiest girls there, so,

    you could have at least asked him which one of you he'd be more likely to envsion in that very natural way of release, following his newly rejected advance.

    I would have like to known his answer.

    Mine would have been, "bite me".

    not really, i would have blushed and left

  • your a bitch...............

  • a clueless one.

  • 1 Clueless Dick

  • lol!

  • Dick is blameless with you two around.

  • true that

  • sounds like a class act Dick. I would have open with can I buy you two lovely ladies a drink.

  • I LIKE BOOBIES!!

  • Dick should change his approach and tell a joke or something. Hey, there's these two girls at the bar and one says to the other....uh, just-a-minute, I ah, seem to have forgot that joke, but "a guy walks in with a pig.... Great vid - poor Dick!

  • I see sex. Oh, nevermind that's Michelle.

  • im going to masturbate to this video just so you have one extra person jacking off to you

  • Great name for such a piece of, well, something bad.

  • I'd feel bad for Dick but he's competition.

  • I remember the tweets about masturbation. I didn't dare answer the who question.

  • I love you both.

  • you mean smoking on you and interrupting your conversation doesnt work? damn. :)

  • hahaha,

    Some guys are such tools.

    Butt that was a great video (:

  • All this story needed was Tony somewhere nearby howling with laughter.

  • Great video, i think the guy definately needs to change his game.

  • i wonder why people don't comment when they watch a video- frustration!

  • i wonder why people don't comment when they watch a video- frustration!

  • i wonder why people don't comment when they watch a video- frustration!

  • Ha ha ah, poor Rick :(

  • ok I will comment on this video. "Dick" should learn that if you see two girls at a bar never try talk to them alone, always take a buddy.