Aeris' Guide to Scoring Cute Final Fantasy Guys

[TiffanyCullen]

FUCKING FUNNY LOVE IT!

[FantacyOfNaruto]

XD I just saw Elena: "Sir, permission to tell you a kinky sex joke?" I just paused the video and then walked away, and laid on my bed laughing.

[RedReality13]

Lol at Cloud!!

[E55EXG1RL]

Elena: permission to tell u a sex joke

Tseng: permission to WHAT!?

Elena: oops thts stage three I getting mixed up.

LMAOOOOOOO!!!

[IJPRayaBinSaeng]

ONly Tifa succeeds..

[legendia015]

"Could you repeat what you just said to me?" XD

[Righteousclaim]

ROFL...just had to watch it....truly classic and hilarious!!

[TaintedFaith88]

"Horny employees? Send them to my office at once!!!" LMAOOO

[devlin0497]

yuffie: hey vince does your claw have a vibrate setting?

vincent: yes how else do you think i got through 30 years alone in a coffin

LOL hahah XD

[KitaraStrife]

*chokes on her food at 3:40* XDD Tseng's face. TSENG'S FACE!!! XDDD

[YTPrule]

Wow so this is the shit that happens everyday

[iloveVincentV]

i liked the yuffie and vincent one ps thats gross vincent ewwwwwwwwwww i cant blame u do a man can get lonley...........

[moomooimacat]

Aries:Cloud why are you here? Cloud:This is the guide to score cute final fantasy guys right? Aries:Yes but you- Cloud:Oh you didnt know i was by --- Cloud:ok ill leave lets go barret Barret:*#$! Barret:I just walked into the &*^#%@ wrong room *cloud and barret leave* Areis: OK let m- Lucirea:wait this is the guide to cute guys? Areis:Yes why? Lucirea:oh only dark creeps for me LMFAO

[legefy]

Aeris: "Cloud x Tifa could become canon!"

Tifa: "*cough* BITCH *cough*"

Vincent: "Not in my lifetime it's not"

[legefy]

aeris is the best. who else has had 2 members of SOLDIER with amazing hair fall through thier roof?

[thedarkmasters]

2:02 Gaia lol... 3:21 "Hey Vincent does your claw have a vibrate setting?"... 4:17 "Cloud I have big breasts, wanna fondel?"

[gianjoloceymarc]

@thedarkmasters gaia is the name of "the planet"

[thedarkmasters]

@gianjoloceymarc lol totally

[Clickykid]

Cloud x Tifa could become a canon *COUGH* BITCH! *COUGH*

[raigekiman]

oh screw it aeris

cloud i have big breast

want fondel

ZOMG!!! TRUE LOVE!!!

lmao

[damnarae]

LOLOLOL Father - Scarlet's about to molest me.........again.

[rinouccia55]

was this in the game??? O_o

[123kagomekpa]

@rinouccia55 are you kidding me? XD

[rinouccia55]

@123kagomekpa sorry! I wrote it when I started the game xD

[RenoFANGIRL4eva]

OMG

[ivycrystalcastillo]

scarlet, stay away from my rufus!! =P

[raskkii]

Aeris: "If in doubt, be cute and giggle. Tee hee.

Scarlet: "Kya-ha-ha-ha !"

[raalw]

Tifa is the only girl who knows what guys REALLY want.

[VampireofEmotion]

Scarlet will never have my Ruffy. Ever.

Sending Scarlet to President Shinra = Epic win.

[Galedriall]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Jennathehedgehog18]

people who have big breasts:

(if i was in it)Me:F-cups;D

(if she was in it)my mom:double F-cups

tifa:OMG are those real?!

[DaisyDua]

Hahah! This is hilarious! xD

[aster4jaden]

"Horny employee's send them too my office at once!"

ahhahahahahaahahahaha

I laughed till my faced turned red and couldn't breath. Then laughed some more a freakin awesome line.

[mayhmong]

Scarlet will never score any points! LOL

[Lualli]

Eu heim!!!?

[innHD]

Good pointers. I love big spikey hair. Hay baby your theme music really turns me on LOL.

[Kerozu]

roflmao

was this actually in the game

I never saw it if it was or I just don't remember

[rxcxex1]

Vincent.

Claw.

Vibrate function.

Oh.

My god.

XD

[OmniTerror]

Tifa: "Screw aeris i have big breats" ajjajajajaja i want to fondel them XDXDXDXD

[CloudKid13576]

Hey what is this game rated? I'm just wondering

[mycah808]

It's rated T

[Falconis]

@CloudKid13576 This actually isn'tthe game, just a spoof. But yeah, it's teen.

[supertraikern]

ZOMG! True love! LoooooL!

[Monounoke]

lmao so funny

[eaglewillfly]

lol...my god...i'm never playing ff7 the same way again

[DarkGodX2]

tifa knows the true way to a mans heart :P

[FrozenKaty]

aehuaehauehauauheuaheuahea

[jnonsense]

Looooool the Elena one.

[SpaceGodzilla1000]

Yuffie "Hey Vince, does your claw have a vibrate setting?" LMAO!!

[UndeniableMystique]

@SpaceGodzilla1000

Yes, how else do you think I got through 30 years alone in my coffin? XD

WIN

[hedgezilla]

I've never gotten to play the games, so this is The. Best. Intro. Ever.

[gamer4ever9999]

BIG LAAAAAAAAAAAWL very funny

[DawnFallingAngel]

LOL LOL LOL!

'if in doubt, be cute and giggle!! teehee!'

'KYAHAHAHA!!'

LOL LOL!!!

It's awesome!!

Tseng and Elena are FUNNY!!! X'D

[Mesprit777]

Elena"Sir, permission to tell you a kinky sex joke?"

Tseng"Permission to what!?"

Elena"No, wait, thats stage three... I'm mixed up..."

Tseng"For a second I thought you said-"

Elena"Sir, permission to rake my fingers through your silky black hair, cover every inch of you in chocolate and lick it all off one spoonful at a time?"

Tseng"......"

Elena"Reno can come too."

Tseng"Could you repeat what you just said to me?"

Elena"I said... er... paperwork on your desk by Monday then?"

IM LEAKING!

[tehloserisyou]

@Mesprit777 well actually it was one tongueful at a time XD

[SaNBeanz]

I'd take Aeris' tips if she pulled Cloud and Zack. Unless ur Tifa of course with the large tits.

[SAAMAverageman]

Okay, the Yuffie/Vincent and Tsung/Elena gags were great.

[711LizDiamond]

O.O

Elena! I did NOT think you were like that!! Lmao!!

[graeme7891]

Your vids are epic in the most epic way possible they simply make me laugh everytime

[paine394]

LMAO. I'm pretty much crying right now XD

[Chayraz2]

Tifa:"...sluty cow..." *to Aeris*

Scarlet: "you called?"

[burla22]

"Sir, permission to tell you a kinky sex joke"

Elena! LMAO

[SeesternNanaho]

TIFA ROCKS!!!! xD

screw aeris!!!

[Narutard504]

Tifa i wanna fondle too! T~T

[LeriaCossato]

Lol I always loved Scarlet

Rufus: Father, Scarlet's about to molest me again. XD

And Elena got mixed up! lol

[Theelementofpizza]

screw aeris.cloud.i have big breasts.wanna fondel? ZOMG True love!!

[lordmatthewjones]

Look! Materia! (Vincent makes his escape)

[alexmusteatpie]

is there anyone else in denial of their sexual orientation that wants to leave?

lmao xD

[SuperEvilduck]

sir, permision to tell you a kinky sex joke?

briliant XD

[Imascaryviking]

LMAO the bit with Vincent was PRICELESS!!!

[HiralShah00]

wheres red xiii?

[jamesgravil]

Hmm, with a haircut like that I always thought Cloud might be... queer. Plus that whole cross-dressing sequence didn't do him any favours.

As for Barret, I always thought there was something wrong going on between him and Marlene. Wasn't he a little bit OVERPROTECTIVE of Dyne's daughter? And if you were looking for a foster dad / somebody to adopt your child, wouldn't you think twice of the 6'6 black man with a gun on his arm? Just a thought.

[dArKmIsChIeF]

HILARIOUS!!

oh my god.

this stuff is the best!

[Kronosfall91]

Screw aeris I have big breasts! xDD

That kinda reminded me of Yu Gi Oh Abridged xDD

[TheFuckinTowers]

"Horney employees? send them to my office!"

LOL

I loved vincent and yuffie! ^__^

Elena was a close second, so funny! "Sir permission to tell you a kinky sex joke?"

[PepsiSh0tproductions]

screw aeris.cloud.i have big breasts.wanna fondel?

rofl

[UndeniableMystique]

@PepsiSh0tproductions

hahaha ZOMG! True Love!!!

[Cyberneticyells]

and i thought he slept for thoses 30 years, im really really scared of him now....

|point at him| stay the &%??%$ away from me you monster!!!

[TommytheHollow]

OMG LMFAO Elena was the best part...

"Could you repeat what you just said to me..." ROFLMAO

[Auron225]

The vibrate thing was hilarious! XD

[Janneson]

I liked the vibrate thing! LOL!

[Orokos1]

XD I'll never see Vincent the same way again!!!! XD That was awsome!!

[NEOexSOLDIER]

oh wow, as silly as this is, its all very creative

[TomomiMorgan]

Aeris: "Not even Tifa can muck this up."

Tifa: "Slutty cow..."

Scarlett: "You rang?"

hahahhaha you're too funny!

[luveprincesora]

Ha! I got Cloud :D I guess the boobs can come in handy XD

~Tifa

[derangedband]

does vincents claw have a vibrate setting???

wow-you crack me up! XD

[sunheart123]

haha, thanks for the advice Aeris. XD gonna get me some Cloud lol

[tbsguyguy]

It worked on Tifa!! ZOMG

[Lyonsx]

Lmao Duuude funnny

[DerMorphy]

"ZOMG! True love!" LOL I love it, awesome

[YumiKimimi]

LOLL!!!!!! What i want to say could TOTALLY be summed entirely by these comments. AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Cyndane]

LOL Cloud just couldn't let go off that whole "Miss Cloud" charade, eh? XD

[RightOn258]

Great videos! Really funny!! I would like to see more :D

[gormobling]

good job, so funny.

[MidnightMaiden17]

You are a genius!!! I have absolutely loved every one of the videos like this that I have watched! They are so fucking hilarious!

[alexmusteatpie]

lol  0:30

[Pusteblume001]

looool! hat's hilarious XD

[rochelle51091]

"Sir, permission to tell you a kinky sex joke?" XD !

omg that had me crackin up XD!!

this is funny :)

[stezo2k]

LMAO XD youve gotta keep making these. thats hilarious

[MissArtsyFartsy]

I love elena xD

[KeyBladeFan2626]

well all these tips worked for aertih :)

[supremeLeader001]

Finally with the Tifa x Cloud part haha thought it would never happen

[GrayLilac28]

hahahahahhhahahahahahahahhahah­ha True love! XDXDXDXD

[LegendOfLink5130]

hey how'd you change teh text ? o_O

[Bluemagus]

yuffie and vincents was the funniest one tifa and cloud was second

[Kaprode]

lol cool XD

[CatRoyal15]

Ha, this rocks!

[KevinPha916]

Lol. Tifa's question to Cloud about fondeling is a DEFINITE YES to me! xDDDDDDDDDD

[jsh020]

hell everyone would say yes. even girls. you cant resist them they are more powerful then crack, heroin, and whoppers combined

[KevinPha916]

Lol. Nice comparisons. xD

[MiyukiZero]

Ok I ;ove the gmae and this is funny.Can I join Reno too?

[cetoribaby]

omg this is great hahahaha

epic lulzz omg thats too funny!

[buddhabraham]

LMFAO!!!! i have NOT laughed that hard in a long LOOOOOOOONG time.....

[darkhokage]

"*sigh* horny employees..."

[vatzefawk]

Cloud: ZOMG TRUE LOVE!

[AthyraAkatsuki]

*dies* AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh vinnie you crack me up...

[prissypanda89]

Yuffie: "What like...have you got materia in your pocket or are you just happy to see me!" I can't believe no one quoted that on the pages I saw!

[Natalie2622828]

Does all of this really happen in the game exactly lke it is?

XD Lmao.

Vinny was the most epic.<3 GO GET HIM, YUFFIE!

[Scorpicus]

Yes. *

Back in 1997, Square Enix decided that if they were going to succesfully market a main stream Playstation RPG game they were going to have to up the story, up the gameplay and, most important of all, up the level of perversion.

Thus, cross dressing, gang bangs and ambiguous sexual preferences became major themes of the game, earning it much critical acclaim from reviewers such as Gameslut, Gamefags and GameSpankings.

* Warning: This comment may contain bull shit.

[YOMANA666]

Don't forget Neosuckers

[LisaxxStorm]

Haha, Tifa was the best xD

[VampireBaru]

LOL!!! Elena's spot :D! HILARIOUS XD!

[TheStoutTeapot]

LOL

"Vincent does your claw have a vibrate setting?"

WTF?!?

i don't know if I can think of my precious Vinny the same way again.

xD;;

[NightShadow0]

"Horny employees? Send them to my office at once!" xDD

[Cetra29]

Vincent was the best part.

[guitargamer1000889]

Gay barret, Horny Shinra, Slut Aeris, Tifa's perfect strategy. Really funny. great job! XD

[MochaHurricane]

LOL, also "Your long, flowing silver hair really brings out the wrinkles in your eyes."

[MochaHurricane]

Scarlet - "It reminds me of a chocobo's butt."

LMFAO!!!

[stripy4]

"Your hair is looking particually spikey today!"

.... Gotta admit, Tifa's way works better, XD

[GentleWings]

Tifa rulez~!!! XD

[guyverunit1]

Everyone knows that Barret is gay... But Cloud just wont take any of that. Barret wanted to jail rape everyone down under the golden saucer...so they killed him

[Ultimachaosknight]

ZOMG TRUE LOVE!!!

Nice man

[YoruichiFrost1]

Tifa and I have so much in common^_^

[Drakks333]

LOL AWESOME xD

[musicluver13542]

hahahaha! i havent even played the game, but ive learned a lot about it

and this is soo funny!

[Cetra29]

Then I hope you understand that it's just a fan made joke video.

[rainloverbabe]

HAHAHAHA i love tseng and elena's part

[thestalker01]

I win

JK

[yoitsdomka]

3:23 - WIN XD

[thestalker01]

@CenturyGamer

another thing, the images from THIS video is most likely emulated. The PC version is impossible to run properly and recording from a PSX takes some time..

[videogamevids]

omg, epic WIN!!

[Zealotuss]

hahahah pretty fun

[0gunman]

1:03

[theelvenqueen3]

haha

[predeturd]

tifas got the right idea, aeris sucks with her ideas

[Dante431]

what does zomg stand for?

[DamuEmran]

lol ar Rufus calling his dad on Scarlet

lol at Elena/Tseng. She wants to pour chocolate on him and lick it off. God that sounds hot.

lol at Tifa just admitting she has boobs and cloud loves them. OMG at Shera and Cid part as well.

[MihaelMail]

what game is this?

[genshitenson]

Final Fantasy VII on Playstation...-_-

[MihaelMail]

thanks! i only have this game for psp so i was wondering

[CenturyGamer]

"thanks! i only have this game for psp so i was wondering"

Your creeping me out :S

[MihaelMail]

and how is that creeaping you out? i just said i have the game for psp.

[CenturyGamer]

You cant get FF7 on the psp, you can only get ff7: crisis core :P. Plus the idea of someone never playing ff7 gives me the heebie jeebies.

[thestalker01]

@CenturyGamer

Yes, you CAN play FF7 on PSP, just search...

[CenturyGamer]

I know. Only jackasses use emulators though, the real thing is better.

[thestalker01]

@CenturyGamer

WTF are you talking about? The graphics are A LOT better on a emulator. Imagine playing FF7 in perfect looking HD, something only a (expensive) PS3 can do ATM, but even the emulators are superior since you can add nice looking shaders to the game ;) Loading times are also better, and so is everything else... give it a try (its legal)

[CenturyGamer]

No it aint legal. Besides i'd rather have a case and manual than a rom.

[thestalker01]

yes its legal.. if you play on your PC, just insert (your legal) disc and run it with the emulator. and plug in a USB controller or something, if you don't like playing with a keyboard.

same thing if you play on PSP, just copy your disc to your HD, convert into PBP format and run on a Custom firmware PSP (legal, google it)

[CenturyGamer]

Meh forget it lol.

[MarchMars]

zxXxDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD zOOOMfg

[SyaoranandEichifan]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG I died!! And Cloud's line at the end...XDDD

[FFQueen92]

ROFL I loved the Elena/Tseng part. She should have repeated it when he asked her too xD

LOL at Tifa and her breasts. I wonder if that could actually work...

[Tim7118]

lol trust me, taht would work on any guy... almost as much as... lets have sex XD

[FFQueen92]

omg I have to try that xD

[ZeroXSPC]

Not if they are hidiously ugly women that look like they are left over shit

[akiibaby]

Paper work on monday then?

WIN.

[butterflybookmark]

ZOMG TRUE LOVE!

[maylover21]

cough BITCH! cough lol!

[OliviaFan29]

ROTFL!!! DEAR GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[FinalFantasyGrl4Eva]

OMG LOL that was funny

[JermaineFaith]

LOL. I love how Elena approached Tseng. XD <3 Yuffentine!! <3

[ShadowUmbreonHedgeho]

why were tsengs eyes like that

[bradbingham40447]

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen haha good work.