Ned calls police dept about changing black targets to blue

[patillo56]

This has to be the best Youtube upload I have heard on here.

[theaccfan]

The top comment is a year old. Shouldn't there be a newer one up there?

[rodericb305]

I hope hes not really racist. Im a proud black man and think Ned is funny as shit!!!!

[TakeDetour]

@rodericb305 I really don't think Ned is a racist. I agree, he is pretty funny.

[lfsabch]

hahaha put them in a room together....

[marshalljimduncan]

These are funny, but fake. All the people he calls sound the same. It would be funnier if they were real prank calls.

[joannahook]

When I go into a bar and order a White Russian, does that mean I'm a fucking skinhead?

[RRtoiPPiotRR]

I FUCKING DIED OF LAUGHTER

This man is hilarious.

[TheStevo75]

I reckon blacks will complain about the colour of plasters next (band aids) cuz they are the colour of white peoples skin, whoops i gave them an idea now !

[mustangtrucker100]

shoot my black gi joe wait forget that one

[PrestigeMexican]

So funny

[chancetsabetsaye]

Hahaha

[TurtleCinemaHD]

Lady: County Sheriffs office how may i direct your call?

Ned: Uh... Officer who wants to shoot black people please..

[scorpioeagle56]

everytime it beeped i thought it said something like fuck or shit....

00:01 *fuck* police department.... this is officer *shit*.......

[jubjubcat]

@scorpioeagle56 they censor out names

[jerkinskinnys101]

i have a boomrange and it Buckin broke im Buckin made

[perrri123]

Ned: What are you gonna do with all those black targets?

Cop: Probably burn em

Wow... Like its better to burn black people than to shoot em?

[0N35595]

@perrri123 they sound like the kkk

[doncarlsanders]

Perhaps we could ask Ned to call up Barney frank and ask him about his basement buisness.

[LOLHICRONO]

so fucking good LOL

[MrHappy702]

Ned for President!!!

[DesertDiegel]

"how may i direct your call?"-lady

"ummmmm officer who likes to shoot black people"-ned

omg i love this guy pure genius

[WhiteLoyalist]

it's good training, because most of the people they shoot will be black. it's just realistic training..

[HEROWNACREW]

@WhiteLoyalist your a dumbass

[LOLgerasim]

@WhiteLoyalist well now it's the future so now they will shoot avatars :D

[dondopa]

@WhiteLoyalist hahaha so true

[jp30joe]

@WhiteLoyalist thats horrible

[zzirbradleyzz]

Don't shoot me! I'm an innocent black man!

[africacarey]

im blk and this is so funny

[MyUsername2668]

hahaha. I love shoting black targets.

[Hamer30]

when he asks the receptionist to talk to the cop who shoots black people, and she transfers him lol thats funny

[ComatoseRage]

this is fake the police would havre his phone number and get the adress and arest him.

[Paramite84]

@ComatoseRage

Lol, you've watched too much 24.

Idiot.

[Nebelwerfer89]

@ComatoseRage He called the police station, didn't go through comms...

[Zeroix8]

dude that is as funny as hell

[BoojiBANTAN]

"put all the black targets in a room together and they'll just shoot each other...BLACK on BLACK CRIME"" LMAO!!!!! Hilarious! Even the cop wanted to laugh!!

[SaintsRow2OwnsGTA4]

this is proof black people are offended by every thing.. blacks are highly unstable. this shows it.. ever since them getting equal rights.. they been way worse... I am not racist.just stating a fact that blacks are overly offended by every thing

[Magic9053]

@SaintsRow2OwnsG "Blacks ae offenede by everything"

OH REALLY ?? Well, are YOU offended by Obama, NAACP, UNCF, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson ??  I hear whites complian and wine about them 24/7 (and I don't mean ALL whites) unlike YOU, I don't put all people in one catagory.

[rodney1236]

@Magic9053 what if i told you i agree with the whole dam thing and its dumb to change the targets color......tht jus makes u sound like a dumbass

[Magic9053]

@rodney1236 First of all I WASEN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU, so WTF are YOU talking about ??? YOU are the "DUMBASS "" because you don't even know what I meant !!!!!

[MmFord45]

the stupid stuff people argue over now..

[nordlac]

im black and find this shit hilarious XD black people in USA sure have low fucking self esteem seriously

[RedneckSledDogs]

lmao @ yeller tennis balls

[jkevelighan]

The problem isn't police targeting blacks or minorities, it's the dirty fucking pigs thinking they're above the law. They do whatever they want, and cover for each other. And IF an instance of their crimes is brought to light, they conduct an "internal investigation" and find themselves innocent. Kind of like having a CPA audit his own books. There needs to be an independent, neutral 3rd party investigation whenever police are accused of malfeasance.

[schact]

whoan theres still black people in the world? damn i thought i had all of them in my tree out back....shit now i need to get another tree

[kapp241]

Manute Bol!!!

[Viewer794]

Hit it Kanye!

[PCDTPRODUCTION]

wow now the avatars are gonna be pissed

[spikodadude]

lol! can i have a cop that likes shooting black people please?

[dahed]

What have the cops got against smurfs?

[TrueBlueJMS]

"Skins brown so go 'head, draw down" LOL

[xenexphobia]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this video need waay more views this is fucking hilarious.

[gtaWorfox]

Is that officer sh*t?

[fastmustang85]

wow ned the only guy got balls to keep prank calling the cops your the man

[Greatwhiteninja123]

your are so fukin funny

[Mctaggart6412]

that's funny as hell. Personally i think politically correctness if fuckin bullshit. niggers just holler racist at every chance they get

[mbabist01]

@Mctaggart6412 niggers are retards, that's why!

[deathskunk3]

He actually has a point on the Political Correctness part

[thuzan117]

hate to state the obvious but african americans are basically the most sensitive and easily offended race in america, if you doubt this think of one word you can say to a latin american or an asian or even a caucasian that will make them instantly beat the shit out of you. mind you theres a reason for it, after what the black race went through they obviously feel a need to defend themselves but stuff like this just draws unnecessary attention to you, you want equality, just be normal.

[thebig419]

@thuzan117 well said

[eurocarsonly07]

LMMFAO !!!! Hilarious !!!

[ravenshield56]

hes now shooting the Na'avi....

[shavemyballs13]

Ned allways sound so disappointed when they hang up:D*hello?*(sad voice)

[depaitken]

"Why don't you put them in a room together and they'll just shoot eachother" hahahahahahaaa so funny

[happymandespairs]

Ned: What are you gonna do with all those black targets?

Cop: Probably burn em.

If they are concerned about racism, burning them is probably just as bad as shooting at them. Hilarious prank call! Ned's the best.

[redghost105]

@happymandespairs aah ya

I was expectingned to say somthin about burning them

[TRUTHAPPROACHING]

SKINS BROWN

SO GO'HED DRAW DOWN.

LOL

[MikeBA10]

NED FOR PREZ! '12

[EliteDarknessScyther]

This is just fucking hilarious.

[afshin021]

change from black targets? then how u gona practise at shootin at real criminals

[friedpoposita]

"dont shoot im a innocent black man"

-gunshot sounds- xDD

[GuruDank]

and if u think for a fuckin second that black people arent as worthy as whites of there human rights, go down to oakland and say that to any one black person, and how much they value ur life. show some respect for a truly oppressed people. and this is comin from a white guy, so go ahead and call me a race trader, mother fucker

[thebig419]

@GuruDank I agree on everything but the oppressed part its 2010 the only thing oppressing them now is their own actions individually .They have the opportunities to shine just like any other race some of them seize it others don't.

[GuruDank]

wow i think u guys are really mis representing the point of the video here. its a joke period. fucking nazis.

and to pewter99chevyz71:go fuck ur self, u profitted on an entire race dieing from starvation and exaution and denied them all human rights. ur check probably went into the black communtiy seeing as how they were pretty happy in africa u skin head little bitchass cunt. --->

[Beardiebreeder]

how may i direct your call?

ummm the officer....who... wants to shoot black men

[antipike]

When slavery was abolished the usa should have repariated all of the blacks to africa ALL of them . Just imagine how the country would be now

[pewter99chevyz71]

a hell of a lot better. My family is still waiting on our checks from the government for takin our slaves.

[afshin021]

@antipike thats what i was thinking,if they complain so much why dont they all go back

[utubefavorsdems]

It would be a great for our country.

[alexwheeler]

innocent and black man is an oxymoron.....

[playingintraffic1166]

why r black girls so confrontational? i dont hate all of them but those teenage black chicks scream and cuss like no tmrw and never shut up and always have to be the center of attention. i think the way mist of them act like that is immature

[Thebedroomtalkshow]

Hahaha hit it kanye. Lmfao

[Cronker58]

ned makes steryotypes funnier e than what they are

[interpol007]

Guys its a joke, ned isnt racist but he acts like that to get a laugh out of people. And its pretty funny

[kurtdawgfunk]

i can understand why they switched from black to blue. i dont think it was appropriate to the black people of america. but now theyre blue, what will the smurfs think???

[GeorgeKMFDM]

How the fuck could somebody really be offended by that? Could I get toilet paper banned because I am offended by people wiping their shit over something that's white?

[JAISE1994]

all it takes is one person to fuck everything up

[Kiraxx2]

agreed, blacks are fucking bitches. They take anything into racism with fucking black. Fucking nigggers. and they call us fucking crackers and we dont give a fucking shit.

[nghtmaresindrome]

@Kiraxx2 you sound like you care...

[Kiraxx2]

ya i do fucking care faggot. pisses me off all the time. they call them selfs niggas, niggers. negros. and yet they call us crackers and other shit but if u call them nigga its a BIG DEAL fucknig faggots

[nghtmaresindrome]

@Kiraxx2 sounds like your your a loser....I believe there's a pill for that

-Faggot

[zerox106]

Sadly i agree with you, blacks are the most racist people in the world

FACT

[conkerrule2]

@zerox106 they are pussy hut from years of slavery.yet they don't try to better themself

[sexyblkangel]

@conkerrule2 you can suck a dick. don't judge our entire race off some individuals. Get your facts right

[solkacorot]

@GeorgeKMFDM LoL

[thedirtynasty]

we gonna have to hit wit some kanye west

[LorenzoJ979]

Many people tend to stray away from objectivity when they hear or see criticism of their race...it sparks emotion because in a way if someone criticizes your race they are criticizing you...so naturally many feel the need to defend themselves and their race

personally I don't give a fuck because I have a goat sense of humor

[320iguy]

they'll just shoot each other LOL!!!! O_o

[myvidutube]

officer....Shit? officer Fuck?

[wertygo17]

Officers name, you stupid!

[myvidutube]

sarcasm...

[priestegadeth]

HAHAHA he shouldve played on them burning the black targets

[MasterDusk]

I'm black, and I get Ned's sense of humor. They're just jokes.

[Nockgale]

stfu r u retarded?

[INSANESUICIDE]

if a black person can look at a black target and feel offended.. how fucking low is his self esteem?

why are blacks always screaming about everything? are they really so fucking ashamed of being black? jeeze... blacks don't know even half of the shit ''white man'' get's all the time..

[upindatassasaurus]

@INSANESUICIDE The white man ain't "got" shit yet. Wait till God gets through with ya.....

[INSANESUICIDE]

@upindatassasaurus fuck you, if it hadn't been for ''the white man'' africa wouldn't even have a language and you'd still be running around with bows and spears eating each other asshole, be gratefull that we allow you to live in our great white nations, if you don't like it well then get the fuck out and travel back to your ''nice paradise'' africa you ungratefull bastard

[TrueEnglishMan01]

@INSANESUICIDE "if it hadn't been for ''the white man'' africa wouldn't even have a language" Since when did the whites ever give the Africans a language?You say that as if they didnt have one before the white man enslaved them.How do you think they communicated if they didnt speak?Lets see how grateful you are after I kidnap you from your own country,enslave you and force you to travel thousands of miles and then force you to work to exhaustion for nothing.You ignorant piece of shit

[GrimVisage]

@TrueEnglishMan01 hey dumb nigger, FYI, there was no white men in the bush kidnapping the africans. they traded goods for slaves which meant that africans were capturing their own kind for goods such as rum. fucking asshole

[mbabist01]

@INSANESUICIDE Look at it this way: when a nigger looks in the mirror in the morning, all they see is ugly. No matter how they paint and dress themselves, they still look like something from "Planet of the Apes." At "work," someone has to do their job, because they're always fucking up. When they look in the mirror at night, they still see ugly. Now, if all you saw all day was ugly, constantly fuck up because of a low IQ, have the patience of a rabid monkey, wouldn't you be ashamed? ;-D

[INSANESUICIDE]

@mbabist01 haha your preaching for the priest here hehehe

[mbabist01]

@INSANESUICIDE LMAO!!!!!

[TheTankinTortuga]

@mbabist01

ROFLMAO!!!

[mbabist01]

@TheTankinTortuga Ha, ha, glad you like it!

[TheTankinTortuga]

@mbabist01

Check out the blackopoly one! It's fucking hilarious

[thebig419]

@mbabist01 You are about the most ignorant person i have ever had the misfortune of reading a comment from .Please do not attempt to breed and if you have already shoot and burn your offspring for the greater good of mankind .This planet can not support your flawed thinking no longer.

[mbabist01]

@thebig419 Tough! First Amendment, say as I please. And I back it up with my Second.

[hellspawn435]

@thebig419 kinda like yours.

[carterupm]

@INSANESUICIDE I am black and i'm not offended by black targets. But if you look at the disproportionate number of ethnic minorities shot and arrested by a mainly white force then you can why it is inappropriate and just plain wrong. If asked no doubt you would say it wouldnt bother you if the roles and disparities were reversed but i'm sure it would. You are an idiot.

[INSANESUICIDE]

@carterupm you fucking kidding me?! less then 10% of americas population are african american, and still less then 10% of the american population commit most of the worst crimes in america...

and just how does that make me an idiot? maybe your ''brothers" in the ghetto should stop being criminals and stop selling drugs.. and maybe the cops would leave them alone... your the idiot... that doesn't realize most of your people represent you in a realistic but bad way.. afriaca, haiti, and so on? fu!

[thebig419]

@carterupm Blacls are not the only ones in the prison system nor are they the only ones that have their rights violated .They are just more commonly know off because if a cop does it to a black its because of his skin color and if it happens to a white the white person deserved it. Sometimes i wish i could say this is because im white blah blah blah .So you are saying just because a black person is shot or arrested by a white cop its because of skin color .

[mbabist01]

@thebig419 No, he's saying you're an IDIOT! I hope you haven't bred, because we don't need libtards such as yourself.

[hellspawn435]

@thebig419 you want to bitch and cry about everything....don't you know that "white men" have just as much shit blown at them but the difference is is that we cry about it

[rodney1236]

@INSANESUICIDE we dont wanna know and we are happy u are getting shit but its gonna take a couple more hundred years to be even with the shit we got alllllllll the time....yea it hurts but not as bad as a hot whip swung at u at 10 mph...on a daily fuckin basis..and i know it was your grandfathers father fault but its disrespectful to even compare your shit with our shit ...white man!

[thebig419]

@rodney1236 lmao a whip swung at 10 mph wow and to sit there and say your happy that another race is getting shit makes you as ignorant as any racist WHITE MAN! Did you ever think its disrespectful to categorize the whole white race like that is the equivalent to me saying nigger.Every race struggles with the same shit on a day to day basis regardless of ethnicity.Please try to look past color and grow up .

[rodney1236]

@INSANESUICIDE we dont wanna know and we are happy u are getting shit but its gonna take a couple more hundred years to be even with the shit we got alllllllll the time....yea it hurts but not as bad as a hot whip swung at u at 10 mph...on a daily fuckin basis..and i know it was your grandfathers father fault but its disrespectful to even compare your shit with our shit ...white man! ..dnt get mad at us for trying to get some fucking justice mabey it dont make sense mabey we know that!

[INSANESUICIDE]

@rodney1236 justice? you attack innocent people that had nothing to do with slavery, people that never had slaves.

besides my grandfather never had slaves, nor did any other norwegians.

so just shut up you illiterate retard.

white man made everything you have.. they even invented that stupid cap you wear in you're gay youtube video.

and trust me, the whip hits fater then 10Mph, the crack a whip makes is because it breaks the sound barrier.

but you wouldn't know that dumbass

[markeithmm89]

@INSANESUICIDE Insecure? INSECURE? It's called being aware of their tactics.. Whites are insecure, is lip injection,plastic surgery,boob implants,botox, and being weight conscious insecure?. Insecure is not telling these pigs to take down 'black targets' signs.. Being paranoid is whats going on in the black community though, ironic that the majority of police brutality are towards blacks.. So sit your little ass down and shut the fuck up, hopefully you learn something in a whole year

[nickpro11]

@INSANESUICIDE ino with Indians call us caucasians dammit we're not getting the point of your "white men" theyre half white too christ...

[Discoleo]

Officer !@#$%$^

XDDD

[Reaper6913]

ya kno the blue man group might have some probems with blue targets

[ColombianStallion]

it sounds like they said Polk County Sherriffs Department

[Reaper6913]

what about wihte guys from trailer parks?

[thejohnson98]

well, im a redneck, and we are sometimes stupid ill admit, but we are smarter than any nigger, in fact a dog is too.

[carterupm]

@thejohnson98 So all black people are stupid?That is one hell of a generalisation. The kind of ignorant and foolish statement that suggests a lack of education and some kind of retarded genetic make-up. Are your mum and dad brother and sister? They probably are? Do people call you a cretin to your face? do they raise their voices and enunciate every word slowly and clearly so you can understand. Kind of like they would talk to a toddler or the village idiot.... You cretin.

[McGturtle3]

I just died..

[NoamTube]

My man's got balls prank callin a cop station. Good work.

[sovietmarxist]

LOL "officer likes to shoot black people"

[ProzacJuly]

Awe-f***ing-some!

[ShellyDrift]

LMAO this is too funny.... the officer is trying so hard not to laugh!!!! HAHAHAHAH! :P

[Divonexian]

Don't shoot, I'm an innoncent black man! *bang bang bang bang bang* *peeeeeeeep* Yea, he hung up.

[SloveintzWend]

Ha ha, America is accepting essential communist ideology and they don't even realize. :)

LoL, blue targets.How come that targets aren't pink oh, yes because of geys.

[SloveintzWend]

Oh, my God they're going to burn the unused black targets. Damn racists. Just like Nazis cremating Jews

That's pathetic.

[Scott1234512]

ned isn't racist is he?

[613bo]

ya he is dummy

[MrTitantronv]

No he isn't.

[stopbeingcowards]

yes he is a racist little bitch i used to like him but he got why too racist for me to handle i can take good poking but not true racism its for idiots and low intelligent people

[SerialJusticeAvenger]

I don't think "Ned' is racist, I think he tries to be outrageous intentionally, and the person who plays "Ned" the same.

[pr3own3]

its not like it has a big afro on it with get rich or dye tryin playin in the background....xDDD...

[MrTitantronv]

ROFL ROFL

[613bo]

2:07 poke a native in da eye XD

[613bo]

1:45 lol white russian

[guilty89]

I hate racist people but i love ned lol :)