Low Production Value Review: BASTARD!! (SNES)

[Kiwirnango]

If you pause the game you can press one of the buttons and you will automatically win the battle (and one of the buttons is auto-lose). This works for every battle in the game.

[mrallex]

@Kiwirnango hahaha are you serious? what a great feature 8]

i love learning dumb little factoids like that

thanks bro

[TekMoliGy]

it looks really high teck and good graphics for a snes game.

[Yanma]

I know this is way late, but I feel like your review sucked. You didn't even bother trying to learn the game. I suppose a lot of games would look pretty awful that way.

[mrallex]

i'm not sure what's worse

that people take my reviews in particular seriously

or that people take ANY review seriously

[pseudoaristoteles]

This is not a horrible game. In its day it looked pretty cool, i thought it was the best game, something totally new for the snes. Its easy to say that a game looks bad 15 years after its release, you got to judge each thing on its own context and parameters.

[Odin4300]

u just gotta get used to the game i know all attacks from Darkshu,Gara,Di-amon and nel,except blizard from Kallsu and some of abigail atks

[Kinison]

sorry to triple post but I made a mistake in my 2nd one, there was another guy who can close in too, apparently; you gotta line up the fighters to get gara or this other guy, diamon's, attack off. So no closing in by ds, darkschneider.

[Kinison]

oh I just checked the guide, forgot the guy's name is gara. His slash, where he closed in on you, which does a ton of damage to you (compared to the crappy special that takes off nothing) is his special; that's right you can't get close and attack if you're not gara, making this game even worse.

[Kinison]

I tried playing it, I got no idea how to get close in and attack like the computer did, even after checking gamefaqs' faqs on this. The only move I could do from the faq was the special which is a remote fireball does next to no damage. Yeah this game is sheer garbage.