Best Comeback to "You're gay", "Shut up" and "Your Mom" insult

[claudiachip18]

Or you punch him... XD LOL

[rysingdusk]

"your mom" my mums dead "you want your shovel back"

[Eliteuser424]

Deadmau5 Ghost n stuff is the best song evah

[Sympwny]

Comebacks I've made up:

You suck-You swallow

You should go bungee jumping, cuz your life began with a broken rubber, and will most likely end with one.

[ChildrenOfInfidelity]

@Sympwny Dude, someone's gonna get decked for that last one.

[Grrx8]

My best comebacks are really to agree with them, in combination to being a conplete asshole.

[boxingfan132]

mmi think ill go with the punching ;)

[ThatOldManWhoCamps21]

one insultz me becuz im a mexican.......and good combacks

[CroakedVideos]

i got a good yomoma joke...............your moms like a hardware store 50cents a screw

[PAYA5O1996]

hahahahaha 1:02

[AnimeCookie321]

you shut up bitch XD my fav to!!!!

[gamergirl918]

dude 1s insulting to me cuz im a mexican

[punchkickpunk]

hell-arious



[daryanandjuliashow]

me: shut up. person:i dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up. me: then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up

[hairypinapples]

i remember when these comebacks were cool, first grade was truely an adventure

[ctrippdamonsta]

best one to ur mom haha jokes on you i have 2 dads!

[TheAnimeStreamer]

0:43 that's too damn long

[SwinnoAk74uSkoot123]

or you could just say 'shut the fuck up you retarded ass wipe before i rip off your head and shit down your neck hole'?

[lolzomgzdiva]

to shut up i say ill never be silnced and keep on talking to some one else

[McSkizzit]

My ears have cancer...

[soniclover88888]

My favourite one when people use bad grammar I say this-

"One time I hooked up with a girl a couple years ago. She was kind and loving, and said I could 'use' her any time I wanted. Her name is grammar and I think you should hook up with her"

[bobalicious8]

to your gay: I Know right im really fking happy

[brianbramley1yahoo]

when someone says ur mom to me i just simply say your dad

[anonymouspopper1]

i play basketball and when people on the other team tht i dont know talk shit i simply say

"sorry i cant hear u ur moms legs are covering my ears

xD

[Snyarhedir]

~2:00

Now you've gone too far.

[Snyarhedir]

~1:50

BURN!

[Snyarhedir]

~1:17

Wait, isn't that a "your mom" insult?

[Snyarhedir]

~0:40

I first heard something like that on The Simpsons.

[Snyarhedir]

These are hilarious. I didn't even have to watch more than the "You're %$@" (sorry--I gave up using profanity--including euphemisms--for Lent) section to decide to favorite this. These comebacks are awesome!

[HUNGRYforCOMMENTS]

ha...........ha..........ha

[BOTDF4EVER4EVER]

1:18 i said that to a guy i like, he laughed, then asked me out.... O.o

[Snyarhedir]

@BOTDF4EVER4EVER Cute...in an odd way.

[pikapi70]

''sorry were you talking to me... or was that you after you shag your pets every night in hope you'll get them pregnant, that's right... everyone knows your little secret''

[pikapi70]

@pikapi70 my personal comeback

[madmace125]

another comeback to your mom is if they said they did her or something along thos lines say she has herpes or aids lol

[Snyarhedir]

@madmace125 That's perfect!

[MrSdplissken]

Best response to "Kiss My Ass....." "Move your Nose

[CharmedDragonHeart]

"Well, your mum's like a brick, she's flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans"

I LOL'D

[keenevideos]

the one where it says "i dont shut up, i grow up" is on the Retarded Tests episode from College Humor

[SchoolEventsEmpire]

I made this one up yesterday:

Your mom has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

[KaotiikViruz]

@SchoolEventsEmpire Gay niguhh.

although funnni

[sydnerella24]

@SchoolEventsEmpire

A chinese phonebook doesnt have chins...?

[MorganLogon]

@LucasAlexLittler

I know right... I'm subin! :D

[Melbourne619]

"At least I'm not a homophobe"...............What the FUCK kinda come back is that!??? I hope gays get decapitated!! So I'm a SUPER homophobe!! I'd love it if someone called me that!! I'm proud!

[Casshern1100]

This actually happened at work.A girl in the photo lab picked up the phone and said the ususal,"How may I help you?" Dude:"Yeah,you can help me.You can help me by suckin' my dick".When she told me what happened I told her if that were me he said that to I'd say,"Sorry,you must've mistaken me for your grandmother".Unfortunately,the guy never called back.I would've totally let him have it.

[darkorbit209]

dud steb boii

[AprilToniaRuiz]

I actually did this.

Me: You should go suck a dick bernard

Bernard: Your mums? no thanks."

Me: no your mums, I hear she could use a pretty good blow"

*I get punched*

*I punch him back*

Me: Didn't your mum teach you manners? well, she is a brick...she lies flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans...

by standers:OHHHH!

*i get detention*

Me:Totally worth it.

[CharlieReed3R]

these were clearly written by a 12 year old

[1dchouseman]

I got one:

"I slept w/ ur mom"

"She's been dead for 10 years"

[TheHockeybros99]

guy: suck my dick

me: sorry mom told me its a choking hazard to suck on small things

[claudiachip18]

@TheHockeybros99 Hell Yes

[garrettcmanmusic]

guy " youre moms so fat"

me " sorry i dont have a good cumback but all my cum is in the back of your mums throat"

guy "shut up"

me "one more thing..."

[koopatrev]

guy1:SUCK MY DICK

guy2: sorry, i don't suck small things

[XJAssassinX]

Guy: "Your Mom!"

me: "my mom died before i was born."

[shsv81661]

response to "your such a fag!"...............how bad do you wanna find out?

[TheNalyd22]

SOME PEOPLE ARE HUMANS, AND SOMEPEOPLE ARE HUMAN5. GO DEADMAU5 T3CHN0 F0R3V3R!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkRedWolf12311]

Noob: ''You know what?, Your such an gay hoe!'' Me:'' Did you know, if i was a gay hoe, your dick would be in pieces.'' ;)

Ps: Nice video :P

[Z9OTiiN]

Jerk: "Dude, suck my dick!"

Me: "Sorry bud, not into that gay shit."

[kilkolio]

your gay you wish why u want to hook up with me or something? i heard only gays can tell whos really gay u will have better luck finding a gay at a gay bar sorry sorry wrong number shut up just punch him in the face your mom if u react negatively to this choice of words u r a rl sad pathetic person

[Obamadose]

these are great hahaa

[Shiivvyy1]

GAY ! do not use these hahahaha

[injuredmonkey12]

your mom

[x0Demyx0x]

I have had so many people call me gay, as an insult... But the truth isn't really an insult is it?

[Governm3nt]

@x0Demyx0x Same with me. :( It is when the people calling you that are plat out douchebags. I heard my teacher talking to a student this year and said something about me being gay and laughing. I'm using this video now >=)

[kiarakimball]

OMFG i love it hahahahahahhah hahahahahahha LMFAO !

[MrPurplerocker]

DUMB FUCK!

[hentaishbabynot]

my mom is great :D

[Known418]

Guy: I love you

Me: You have good taste

or as response to mom joke...

Me: My mom has AIDS.

[sabulba57]

saying my moms dead when shes not isnt cool, ide kill to have mine back, ya dark bastard

[xxTheG4M3Rxx]

Yo Mama's so fat her kindergarten picture is still printing: Jokes on you, I got two dads and a chemistry set.

[XxSemperFiGuyxX]

another one to say to "your mom" is "too bad i have 2 dads"

[PerfectXXIllusion]

Your mum's like a brick, flat on both sides and gets layed by Mexicans <---- My fave

[lizzardmd]

you are complaining about homofhobia and talking about mexicans in that way makes u a xenophobic, ergo: you are a retarded.

[x0Demyx0x]

@lizzardmd You need to proof-read before you hit 'Post'.

[lizzardmd]

@x0Demyx0x 2:00 there's your proof, stupid bitch

[x0Demyx0x]

@lizzardmd Proof-read has nothing to do with proof. (:

[johnmichaelcrow]

my best comeback to your gay i'm sorry were you talking to me by the way gay bar is that way

[teamcullenguy]

i say to your mom jokes... that joke fails like your dads condom

[DaCookieMunst3r]

@teamcullenguy or a joke that fails like your moms abortion...

[bobalicious8]

@teamcullenguy LMFAO

[YourMushroomMan]

or i just use "Quit talking about yourself." or

"Stop talking to the mirror"

[DOCpatton8701]

id have a come back to this video but i guess i left it in your mom last night

[gwakamolee1]

These are actually pretty bad, but rather amusing.

[FinalBossWTMN]

these....are terrible.....cannot believe you put time into this and came up wth this garbage

[hollywoodundeadfable]

when people tell me to shut up i just say "Bite my shiny metal asss!"

[Snyarhedir]

@hollywoodundeadfable Wait, you have a metal hip implant(s)?

[SwaggIsAStupidWord]

most of them were lame... xD

[asaaa292]

im ganna



[TheHollowpoint0]

nice



[AJdragon19]

these are good comebacks, if youre seven.



[gussi111xfanx1]

its "shut up dont go up prices do so take my advice and FUCK you to

[gussi111xfanx1]

i known that 1:00 one for ever

[hobbitwopner]

i outta use these >:3

[cureformee]

i said bite me in class, next thing i knoe i have bite mark

[Snyarhedir]

@cureformee *experiencing side-splitting laughter*

[rock6781]

no when someone says you're gay you say "the reason why your talking about my mama is because everyones had your mama"

[rock6781]

@rock6781 i mean when someone says "your mama" thts what u say

[JoshparksFilms]

my senile ass grandma can come up with better shit then your just got out of rehab looking ass.

[biggestsims2fan]

it's true, my mom is dead. :(

[asaaa292]

@biggestsims2fan good youall should be dead ha

[TheEpicMattman03]

THIS IS FUCKING GAY

[iiTzGeoffrey]

well, time to go noobtube on black ops lawl

[pyrodragon8292]

Or you could just prove your maturity by not getting into a third-grade style debate with a fool. That works too.

[MikeyMcN123]

No, no, no, no, no.

''You're gay''

''I'm as straight as the boner you get when you see me'' :)

[summadayyz]

"shutup"

"ur mum wouldnt so why should i"

[Nicholas265]

Me: Whatcha doin'?

Friend: Your mom.

Me: I have two dads...

[SH3LLSH0CK655]

wow... looks like your face caught fire and someone put it out with a fork/shovel << fucking classic

[lovelyjubly69ify]

I road to town on a ass your mammas ass

[Spiderpig7348]

person 1: your're gay

person 2: only with your mum :trollface:

[DBZfallOFman]

WTF??! most of these combacks still insult yourself as well, not using those faggot ass jokes... when a guy tells another guys "I'll beat your ass" you should come back with "yeah you'd like that faggot"...that's a good comeback, most of these are gay

[ShibaNamedChewy]

@DBZfallOFman You're just jealous.

[AZNFEAR45]

my sister is a fuckin bastard i just want to kill her infront of her mom!!

[PokemonBrando]

My favourite one is the one at 0:49

[Arbiter1259]

Helpful in other situations-look who talkin'-I didn't mean to provoke it!-Your parents used to catch bugs with that mouth of yours-your virginity.you'll never catch up to it!

[1skaterchickify]

if someone says your mom say "how did you know then walk a way"

[menslady125]

How about this?

Bully: *flips me off*

Me: What's that? Your intelligence level?

Bully: No, it's yours!

Me: Really? Well, if my intelligence level is 1, yours must be negative 700.

[ThickHeadProductions]

I liked the ones for "you're a fag" but the rest weren't that funny.

[LucasAlexLittler]

YOU ARE MY NEW HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[6WaLmArTSeCuRiTy9]

guy: "your a fag!!!"

me: "thank you i am a Female Ass Grabber"

[soyming124]

"f**k You!"

"there's line for that, sir"

"suck my dick!"

"ok, whip it out"

"you're a fag"

"then what does that make you?"

[ThePoliceisComming]

i looove thaat one ^.^!!! 0:53

[Legosrule575]

my favorate is the one that says my dicks made of wood so i wont tell people oabout the splinters in your mouth

[TheGrasshugger]

"It takes one to know one" is stupid. It's just a short way of saying "Yes I am what you just called me but so are you". Completely rhetorical

[0goofygoober]

Your mom is like a vaccum she sucks blows and she gets layed in the closet

[0goofygoober]

If someone says your mom! then say dont put my mom up in this and I wont put this in your mom

[AbbeyDawn65]

I love the brick one! Ahahaha! Gonna use that!

[TheSuperPuzzle]

Best one I"ve heard:Ya know, you should grow up and stop talking to yourself

[fabiosacchirodrigues]

The best:

To beign called gay: "Yeah, so blow me."

To "Shut up": I agree, "You shut up, bitch" is the best.

As for the "Your mom" insult: Yeah, punching him is best.

[mrmymf]

Thumbs up if you'll punch him

[neoryan333]

Are you in 5th grade?

[jaysoncamana]

@neoryan333 6th but imma tell my friends these

[twilightfan983]

i get picked on everday by people and im really bad with comebacks

[godsskinnyfriend]

if somone tells you to shut up say shut dont go up it comes out your mouth

[xxxMeaganMassacrexxx]

Your gay.

Bitch i am straighter then the pole you dance on!"

Im not a pole dancer you fag!

Ohh sorry, it must have been your mom then

[YaoiIsMySin]

"You're gay."

"Yea, so blow me."

The best one. xD I just need to find a situation to use that so I can see how they react. :'D

[Tastey473]

Thx Bro!!

[EggNQG]

Lol when someone says "YOU DONT KNOW SHIT"

You say "I know you dont I?"

[addict245]

hey. thanks for the racist comeback to mexicans. i really needed it! =)))

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

what i love is that people calling you fag and nigger are either fags and niggers themselves, or are too pussy faced to say it to a black guy in real life.

[abottleoffuckyou]

Wow those are more immature than the original insults

[menslady125]

Since I'm a girl, I would say "Well, if you don't tell anyone I have a wooden clitoris, I won't tell anyone you have splinters in your crotch!"

[MrSpazmic]

-My mom's dead

- YEAH I know I banged her to death!

[Snyarhedir]

@MrSpazmic Bad taste.

[imlolingyou]

1:18 i heard that on stand by me

[mrNoFoe]

"If you don't tell anyone I have a wooden penis I won't tell anybody you have splinters in your mouth." HAHAHA! XBOX LIVE HERE I COME!

[shootmdead43]

@mrNoFoe lol

[Rosalie21ily]

@mrNoFoe hehehe i love that

[monkeyninja48]

da brick one was y far da best

[MeUrMoMz]

lol



[loki1mister2]

@PrincessesOfPunk200 someone whos both sexes

[Twilightbabii28]

Best come back ever " You want my come-back? Wipe it off your moms face :D lol"

[ShoutsWillEcho1]

@Twilightbabii28 HAHA, Laughed so hard at that xD

[Twilightbabii28]

@ShoutsWillEcho1 good :) lol

[D34DBODYM4N]

Random guy- "you are such a faggot"

me- "your right i am a Female Ass Grabber Gagging on Titties"

[menslady125]

@D34DBODYM4N:

 xD

[Sxrillez]

14 people are Mexican.

[edger12312]

@Sxrillez fuck you cracker

[Sxrillez]

@edger12312

Calm down.

[Bloodyidit]

i used every single one of these in high school before you did!

#hipster

[mediumdeathbone]

if someone seys "shut up" i say

shutting is for doors like you

[kluconte]

that was pretty good

[BabyeeLovesYouu]

"it takes one to know one"

i like that one ^^

[X8Razortooth8X]

if someone says your gay say "yeah lucky for u"

[Green182Gamer]

Im Mexican.....

[ajvelajuicy]

im 9 and this fucking funny

[NeededBabyCakez]

@ajvelajuicy please get off the internet

[poppadoms592]

@ajvelajuicy weren't you supposed to be in bed like an hour ago

[001THERev]

a good one to your gay i think would be...

"if i was gay then you wouldnt be here"

[Saffire192]

if someone says to me, are you gay?

i say no sorry, you will have to find someone else.

[1231peacelover]

Those are the best comebacks i have ever seen i love you dude!!!! I have so many stuff to say when people are mean 2

me in school lol!

[bboytom]

deadmau5<3