Batman in 5 seconds

[philliesarecool]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[MrAnubislotd]

that was splendid !

[kittykatmeow224]

:)

:D

8D

XD

*PUNCH*

XDD

[akotarakz]

The part where he laughts at the skeleton is the best :D

[EleganceTheGamer]

Its starts at 0:04 and ends at 0:13 ... thats not 5 seconds YOUR LIAR !

[GrubRising13]

:], :), :}, :D, XD, *PUNCH*, D:

[Maksapihvi]

@GrubRising13 Everytime I see this comment I lose it :)

[orster2076]

@GrubRising13 *PUCNH* SPLAT *STILL ALIVE*

[seanSHRED87]

Yes!

[wittisy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA,HAHAHAHAHAHA,HAHA­HAHAHAHA,puchhhhh,AHHHHHHH

[TheGreenlanternlight]

lmfao

[lupinoz]

"I warned him!"

[MyLittlePimp11]

@tuniturntablist have you seen the matrix in 5 seconds?? that is the best video ever!!

[MyLittlePimp11]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!



[Atu7UP]

hahahahahaha

[MrGabrielfernandes]

Batman should be more humorous

[drpro01]

16 seconds?

[sergantbastard94]

@drpro01 You'e a dumbass if you still don't get what they mean by 5 seconds.

[TyranitarTube]

the guy with glasses....OH!!! YOU MEAN MUSCLEGLASSES FROM EPICMEALTIME!?!!?!

[MrSamuel745]

Should have had him say "I am batman" before the laugh :3

[Tramain1987]

Dayuuuum

[benos]

It's funny how the jokers fall, and in the The Dark Knight, he falls, but gets caught by police.

[LVCtokio]

Lmao when he fell off the building

[fantom6150]

moral of the story, dont laugh like a retard.

[Tyris1013]

haha, we got the last laugh xD

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

Jack Nicholson's laugh is the best!

[tuniturntablist]

LMFAOOOOO !! thats the best 5 seconds video in youtube !!!

[ngaribli]

@tuniturntablist Watch the dramatic chipmunk :D

[FullMetalGladiator]

batman is OWNED by warner brosers.

[kristina2hip]

wow what a waist of time in the movie theaters

[PlushMarioRhett1]

THANK GAWD

[RobBrooksMusic]

thatguywiththeglasses knows how to time these *perfectly*

[jonte4real]

Fucking boring untill 0:10 muhahahahha price less

[theguy782]

that was fucking perfect lol!

[AustriaDictator]

the laugh at 0:07 is soo fucking cool, i must laugh too every time i see that :D

[Xin13]

why does it seem that all these "(movie) in 5 seconds) are never actually 5 seconds long?

[perkerfrans]

@Xin13 because they are made by americans, and they cant count to five.

[chris19861986]

Brilliant!

[bigpyro1618]

You don't compare Nicholson to Ledger. They were different incarnations. You compare Nicholson's to Romero's if you're going to compare Jokers.

[GoldenGangsta666]

For the record... this was 7 seconds!

[slavicshvets]

LOL

[trustfire]

omfg lol

[BlueOrco]

Now THIS is an "In 5 seconds" video. It's a sumery/parody of the movie. Most people seem to think "in 5 seconds" means a 5 second youtube poop. And then they make them. And they're dumb.

[clochunator]

Nicholson is totally different than Ledger.

Conclusion --> The two are incredible

[GGBK28]

Nicholson > Ledger

[alkalinecuban]

@GGBK28 I agree nicholson's the better actor but ledger's joker was way better

[GGBK28]

@alkalinecuban I liked Nicholson's Joker better because he was more the character from the comics

[alkalinecuban]

@GGBK28 Yeah but the thing is nolan had to make the role believable in his reality grounded setting, you can't tell me it wasn't a remarkable performance, and this isn't even pity for the fact that he passed away it was a genuinely unique portrayal.

[nonstoprockblog]

Great video! lol Loved this.

[kittykatmeow224]

xD lol funny

[IIIJFRIII]

lolol

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

That was brilliant!

[TheGuitarist1443]

That was definitely 9 seconds

[ppanternsk]

This is how "Dark Knight" should be. Instead of Nolan's girls-soap-drama crap.

[kurvos]

@ppanternsk "Girls"? Dude - those two Nolan movies are almost hateful against women. Only important female character there is Rachel Dawes, who's an annoying bitch. The other one we at all get to know about is the wife of Gordon - who slaps him for saying he's sorry.

I sort of get your point though. Even though I love the Nolan Batman movies for what they are - they are WAY too pretentious, with way too much pointless dialouges.

[ToggleBottle]

@kurvos

I would say only Dark Knight had too much pointless dialogue, Batman Begins was pretty good.

[kurvos]

@ToggleBottle ... hah? The dialouge was even more pointless in that movie.

[etdeskate]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Apocol0id]

Bat-man was like 'Stop laughing Clown-Man' and then said 'Fuck you' then he punched the Clown-man and the clown-man got dead.

[ilania95]

@Apocol0id The clown-man's name is "The Joker", but yours is a good synopsis.

[Apocol0id]

@ilania95 Heh. I was trying to emulate the style of 'Batman Begins in under 1 minute'

[ilania95]

@Apocol0id all right bro :-)

[MaxCovington543]

He's the goddamn Batman.

[TheMg2333]

aye this was a great film jack nicholson was the best joker ever heath had nothing on him!!

[kurvos]

@TheMg2333 Mark Hamill is the best Joker to date, period. Both the characters Jack and Heath establishes are deviating from what he is supposed to be (even though I like those Jokers as well; especially Heath IMO). If you want the most perfect Joker ever - play Batman: Arkham Asylum... then again, they did everything right in that game.

[dangleman1]

i hate it when i take a shit and the water splashes and tickles my bumhole...

[Teamo86]

I like Batmans sense of humor

[bazzachannel]

the best!!!!!!!!!!!

[erthelois]

thumbs up if you think that this should be the trailer 8D

[IMakeVeryDumbVids]

@erthelois that would spoil the end!

[Heebycheeby789]

subtitles: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOHOO­HOHOOHOOOOOO *BAM*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! thumbs up?

[RyokuKokugen]

139 people have been punch/thrown off a building by batman

[FefeLabest]

juste comme sa c'est censé être en 5 sec mais tu l'a fait en 16sec :s

[DiamondBack1666]

Joker: Roflcopter

Batman: HAX!!

Joker: *free fallin' plays*

[THEFLESHMANN1]

Right on Jack Nicholas was the best riddler , way better than kieth ledger

[humm96]

@THEFLESHMANN1 dont you mean joker?

[Shinatsu]

Batman is clearly not amused...

[MrTerrorkiller]

only when I see this joker do I realize how much I miss Heath Ledger....

[DrnkSqrrlProductions]

Jack Nichelson was the ultimate joker for the longest time and I thought no one could best him. Then Heath Ledger came along and blew that 20+ year belief to hell

[DarthDupa]

XD if you had one more sec of the tape u should put joker laughing while dead after the fall

[lumiere2020]

0:06, hahaha, i love his face x)

[caldavid1000]

he must be happy cause he's about to die

[9000failurez]

That pretty much sums it up!

[aShLeYlUvSrOcK098]

This is my favorite one next to the sixth sense in 5 seconds. XD XD XD

[0412luigi]

shatta somthin is crazy no ones going to be invisible because of no head.

[Zalajoonuhu1994]

great jack nicholson

[Blast1987ITA]

this video is just awesome.

:D

[nickyboy187]

That is brilliant!

[Zangetsu695]

Jack Nicholson is and always will be the best Joker.... 8D can i get a "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[eliteshyguy88]

@Zangetsu695 BWAHAHAHAHAHA.XD

[Andressanti2010]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[nintendologan]

that was 8 seconds

[SirithHeruwen]

that's about 8 or arguably 6 seconds.. but that doesn't matter

[tomfarmery17]

why do you bother saying its "in 5 seconds" when its nowhere near?

[kdhanimesan]

BATMAAANNN

[osweetie246]

that is so true, bro.

[amberkitty123]

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister and I are cracking up because of the punch, scream, then music XDDDD

[santagotback101]

Joker: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

Batman: Falco PAWNCH!

Now where are my random thumbs up?

[megamanx1291]

@santagotback101

-trollface-

*presses thumbs down*

[Spaceparanoid42]

@santagotback101 there they are.

[smoke24154]

@santagotback101 I think you won the internet

[gamefreak1000000]

@santagotback101 Captain Falcon is a pussy who can't punch for shit and I can own him because he's a pathetic videogame character.

[darkfalco1094]

@gamefreak1000000 I own your mom.

[juneradar]

The joker is bad with buildings.

[chyre5753]

lol

lol

loool

loooooooool

punch!!!!!

[yellowrox12]

so, it's abt joker laughing too much which got batman irritated and killed joker coz of tht. XDDD

[BaroneRosso8]

genial!

[NonSoCheCosaScrivere]

the nicholson's joker is better than ledger's joker!!!

[TheXemion]

@NonSoCheCosaScrivere they are both good joker,the nicholson one is more original

[Fruttosio91]

what a stupid

[randyblythe92]

That guy with the glasses is a god.

[tgh00ker]

HAHAHAHAAHhahahaHAHAhahahaHAHA­HAHA

(*punch*)

(*scream*)

I'm Batman

[doomdoomdoom23]

"and batman was pissed off because his perents were dead" so he took it out on joker

[CatMaster90001]

Jack Nicholson Joker pissed off Batman so much he just punched him off the building XD

[Anonymous6288]

Is it a joke that these things are always longer than 5 seconds?

[cobra888]

@Anonymous6288 Yeah. Its not 5 seconds literally.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

I have a question for all who are willing to answer: Why do people care so much about "thumbs up" on comments?

[AnomalyINC]

@ArmedtotheTeethProd They think that it validates their existence.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

@AnomalyINC Just as I thought!

[juneradar]

Poor joker, he's bad with buildings. :C

[Moorpheus19]

I lol'd - just like The Joker!

[jannisxxl1]

xD

Haha haha haha haha.... BÄÄM ahhhhhhh

Rofl

[boxtopglowsticklady]

pause it at 0:09

[jewelandloreeshow]

That's how my mom laughs....

[MrZealot112]

ehahahaha ehihihihihi hahahahah heheheh hahaheehe *BOOM* AHHHHHHHH

XD

[BammBamm227]

(Insert epic comment here)

[LucasHammar]

:)

:D

8D

XD

XD

*SMACK*

D:

[Jing00hn]

@LucasHammar rofl

[inuyasha9454]

@LucasHammar i saw your comment before the video and i was laughing so hard my stomach still hurts from laughing

[KingCommando32]

@LucasHammar

:D

[windowsVD]

@XxKimmi3PosionxX

yes he was.

[Spore923]

Buttman



[ganondorfcide]

This video reminds me of the Final Boss fight in the "Incredible Hulk" on the Saga Genesis

All of you who agree give me a thumbs up

[xIIJoshIIx]

@ganondorfcide No. Fuck off

[knorieworiebobsnor]

@XxKimmi3PosionxX don know

[xIIJoshIIx]

7 Seconds.......

[LightStijn]

@xIIJoshIIx You're fucking retarded, know that?

[xIIJoshIIx]

@LightStijn No i didn't know that, thanks for the insight

[LightStijn]

@xIIJoshIIx You're welcome.

[HarrisonOdell]

All that laughing has to stop sometime...

[FilmFTW1]

128 Jokers: Muhahaha hahahahahaha hahahah hahahaha hahaha-

(Batman's epic all-at-once 128 Falcon Punches)

128 Jokers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[KingCommando32]

@FilmFTW1

NO. WOOOOWWHHH!!!!!

[jkprods95]

Batman in 5 seconds in 16 seconds.

[knorieworiebobsnor]

@XxKimmi3PosionxX yeah, absolutally!

[joelotto92]

'89 Batman FTW

[RubenMGMatos]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[Basfoo]

watch this in the 1911 mode. hah

[ARSA525]

Did Jack Nicholson play Joker in this movie?

[Vykke]

@ARSA525 Looks like him

[knorieworiebobsnor]

@ARSA525 yes, but i think heath ledger did a better job!

[GIROBOTII]

@knorieworiebobsnor I prefer Jack's version myself.

[knorieworiebobsnor]

@GIROBOTII grmmm... let's put an other kinda smile on your face! mwuahahaha!!!!

[wiifan001]

XD :D =P  ;D ;P *PEW* ..... D:

[Jmc2793]

this is so great

[TheCheapAsian]

obviously joker is on weed XD

[chocobosROK]

...and the laughing continues with me!

[dongjinmoon]

oh man u can save so much time watching these instead of th real movies lol

[dahypnotic]

16*

[masonjohnpatrick]

AHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHA



[breaksystembse]

JOKER: *laugh in 5 different flavors*

BATMAN: I AM A MAN!! *hadoken*

Me: ROFL

[agaramfirer]

resumiu o filme direitinho kkk

[legoguy912]

It Was My Turn To Laugh After That Video.

[Phenomeon2009]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that IS the movie

[thecolonialdj]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



[ant275757]

:l

:p

:)

:D

XD

*punches*

DXXXXX

[theyovillecatwalk]

lol and watching this and lucas comment....when they were examining me i tthough about it and laughed out loud! :D

[theyovillecatwalk]

Heheheheheh

Heeheeheehee

Aghahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha

Mwahahaha

-PUNCH-

AaAaAaAaAh!!!!!!!

[CatherineAnneWalker]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! XD