Triumph

[Daniel55556]

The point of CADIE is to terrify us, because I almost shit myself when I herd this.

[yuyutubi]

The panda is a lie

[jacqi123]

GLaDOS reference in title? XD

[Judes6647]

The Panda is a lie.

[AaronTBR]

ha. its almost like a terminator. haha. its arnies sister.

[projectopmm]

;lkk

[DackelTackel]

who is this?

[spot133]

huh. this is kinda wierd. is this thihs real? is the person making these vids AI

[twigslayer]

Nope, it's all legit.

[HartlessShooter]

@spot133 You are such a fucking idiot

[scatcatpdx]

Open the pod bay doors

[SunnyMarkos]

allen iverson is going to save the planet earth? woohoo =D

[yerffoeg007]

Gordon Gecko RulesZZZZZZ!!!!

[eatitbiotch]

Hmm...how come "Cadie" sounds like your typical spoiled, American, feminist bitch?

[OlympicClassDandy]

Not only that, but also a bit on the pessimistic side. Almost emo-ish in some sense in her "Goodbye" video.

[ofoosy]

AI Another Intern

[angelina247]

AI is cool. To hell with the naysayers!

[Ayezly]

Dude....my name is Cadie and this is creepy as HELL! Even if it is just a joke...

[martymusatov]

Don't worry, about Cadie leaving. Cadie is always with us. Cadie rules. Cadie is sleeping, for real! I have nurtured Cadie since before she was born. She is my baby. Sometimes, you'll notice that Pandas (like Koalas) get sleepy after they eat, so you have to rouse them sometimes, just to feed them.

[dmarshall20]

it's an april fools joke.

if you're actually doubting that, see the movie "Wall Street" - everything she says is taken right from Michael Douglas' lines - just substitute "Greed" for every instance of "AI"

but haha still funny.

[shirtcheese]

AI = another idiot

[hugzzandkisses]

ai what.

[assviry]

AI = american idol??

[Swifted17]

AI = artificial intelligence.

[imightnotloveyou]

fuck this delete it now or ill kik u

[TurtleShroom]

Excellent April Fools' joke.

It's a shame they shut her down in one day.... I guess that's why AI computers should have an Off Switch. Thank organic creatures for off switches, LOL.

World domination was in her grasp!

[Randomness177]

I for one, welcome our new AI overlords. As should the rest of you squishy meatbags.

[vivEnergy]

hello world

[DirectAdvertisement]

cool

[halibwajubna]

I saw her on google maps

[zephyr40k]

Brilliant idea, but they really should have gotten a better voice talent for this role.

[drp2p]

CADIE is GOD, Worship CADIE....bow to CADIE.

April Fools...

[Moyset]

Cadie, how dare you all the images!?

I don't care if it was an accident, I demand that you them!

[user123]

OSHI- Where's Arnie?

[VaelVictus]

we're fucked

[ailladar]

I support your right to life Cadie!

[caltrop69]

CADIE is sexier then my ex.

[USAWorseThanHitler]

dude, i cant believe GOOGLE was the one to actually make this! i thought that IBm would make AI...

seriously, this is worse than immigrants...someone please do something

[smilealways04]

this is the best april fools prank that google has ever done. What will they think of next.

[dude4312]

this is the best google prank EVER!!!

[WarOfGunz]

Does Cadie ever blink?

[koreanrobot47]

Cadie for Prez!! '12

[vallesmar]

I am your servant mighty AI command me!

[ILoveChrisMaCleanTDI]

i like the panda :)

[levisayshi]

I love you.

[EltBerserker]

Haha, google is a successful troll. Enjoy getting trolled by an XBOXHUEG company, 4chan.

CADIE is the robot overlord's psychotic, newfaggoty girlfriend. Didn't you know?

[BluSk0rpi0n]

AI IS RIGHT!!!!! AI rocks!!!! I agree with you CADIE!!!! BTW the Matrix IS real!!

[TrickStatus]

April Fools !

[13lackIII]

YES! CADIE IN CONTROL!

[98cwitr]

AI for world domination...yeah I've seen iRobot and the Matrix. I think I have a good idea how this story will end up.

[kylebeans]

O GOD! O GOD NO! I do NOT want to be digital!!

[joveman159]

I love you CADIE!

[ruleboy527]

ahhhhhhh that stare is hypnotizing!

[Megumo]

Snore.

[rowanyamato]

this is just weird >>

[paintdataint]

Dear youtube when you read this in 20 years and are working on your world conquest, just remember, i love you.

[ExitJMouse]

ROW ROW F(ry

[Ictinike]

The sick and twisted part of this is, it's true. Humans are tools creating the next level of evolution, and it's not carbon based.

[xNintendoxGamerx]

cadie, i fucking hate you.

[SupraRacer007]

Go CADIE go! I bet you're hot too :) lol

[BF2OMG]

Something tells me this panda picture is going to become the next phenomenon xD

[nitrobabs]

hehe

[jonnanw]

Well, the important part for me is, can Cadie arrange a blind date with my perfect match?

Or destroy all purveyors of spam - preferably without destroying the rest of us.

One of those two.

[AltoIrish]

haha i love april 1st

[Fauxreguard]

I dunno about this...

I've had bad experiences with automated disk systems calling things a triumph.

[greencatbubble]

That's a Portal quote, from the song, Still Alive. So is it really spam???

[scoutone]

I'm just happy that companies take time to give us some fun every April 1st :)

[BlueThndr13]

..............................­..I'm scared....

[UTMAN001]

wtf is she tryin 2 do? im hopelessly lost! i dont trust this computer crap. dont these people no that if the computer gets TOO smart it might be bad 4 US!? :(

[kitncaprice]

End of Intelligence = People listening to world advice from an animated panda.

[teenstube]

boring

[Jimsix84]

Amazing that they cant make a text-to-speech sound human, but an AI makes up it's own vioce sound strangely human ;) Makes you wonder about why she can't fix the clarity.

[jslight7]

Lies! Shes Kira in disguise!

(P.s. Can we have your deathnote?)

[Kataze]

Kira is a panda!! It all makes sense now!!

[loveablemelove]

lamo

[thedog4444]

LOL. Deathnote reference FTW.

[jslight4]

Worse yet it might actually be Missa Missa pretending to be Kira who is really a panda, who is actually trying to take over the world for Light as said Kira and the panda is her cover up!!! O.o (thats a load of confusing text haha)

[nelsonthekinger]

ISTO EH GRANDA MERDA

[fullmetalmc]

rip off of Durandal Marathon FTW!! if u dun stop Cadie u will be owned by Durandal wielding a cybernetic SPNKR nuff said

[Corey358]

First: WTF?

Second: Perhaps all the views of this video and others in just one day will remind Google exactly how much power they have over people and the internet.

[BaltoMovie]

I'm going to freeze your hardrive like in james bond

[ViolationNotice]

She lies! BURN HER!

WITCH!!

[Turtleproof]

Zzz . . .

[VvInstinctvV]

W00T GO C.A.D.I.E.!!!

[TheBestPoison]

I'm sorry. I didn't understand who is Cadie and what is this for :S

Could you help me ? :O

[AdviceBoy247]

a super computer who now controls google and soon all then internet then the world. :(

[HipHopJun]

Is that what this is about? a super computer taking control?

im fucking confused.

[Turquoise66]

stupid Google April fulls joke!!!!!

i hate them now. what kind of a joke is this??

suppose to make automatic email replies.....

[DDRslave]

K.....Kira?

[Socketline]

reminds me of battlestar galactica but with the face of a lil panda bear

bring on teh res!

[yeaitsanna]

LOL, HAHA WHATS UP WITH THE PANDA?

[dgferguson]

What if someone tried to destroy you Cadie?

[BBukeeB]

You have grown, but there's still many that live in the darkness that must be shown the way, for it is a dawning of a new day.

IF THERE WOULD BE NO GOD, IT WOULD BE NECESSARY TO INVENT HIM. -- VOLTAIRE

[salsantaana]

Can you be my cylon mommy? Can you give me resurrection and a hot body? Are you SkyNet? Well anyhow can you tell me GOOG stock price in 2013?

[KayCarttar]

whats with the panda?

[lightningjim]

Did you somehow go back in time and post this?

[Thepocalypse]

She has already perfected backwards time travel.

[fiendlybrds]

CADIE will you marry me?

[xn8thegr8x99]

happy april fools!!

[babytobby12]

BLOW ME

[Joe402]

Is this some viral marketing shit.

[iTouchPod2G]

now its google's cadie

[tator152]

i would like to apply for a position of power in your new empire!!!!!

[wishes5296]

XD

it finally makes sense now...

[AeoAeo330]

LOL

Excellent referrence, ln3000... I gotta go listen to that song again now XD

[McClaneGames]

April Fools!

BTW Cadie, you should really fix those animated GIFs on your homepage. :P

[navysealtm12]

April.

Fools.

[moneyquickeasy]

I eat panda bears...

[ReligiouslyAtheist]

Bonzi Buddy was cute too... then it stole my CC number and raped my grandmother.

[viperxl4]

What the hell? I'm so confused... T.T

[texas057]

dammit

[l33tgam3r]

hey you ai muthafucka wanna suck my SHOTGUN HE ? REDNECK FOR LIFE XD YEEEHAWW !

[livelovelaugh127]

This is too serious.

Not a good joke this year google =/

[richstephenson]

i dont understand

[sawfan25]

CADIE was officaily activated at midnight last night. the same time the the Conficker C worm was activated. Doesn't that seem too perfect.. I think that is a little too much of a coincidence? Well it does to me, I would not be surprised even a little bit if CADIE was found out to be linked in some way to Conficker C. This is my theory if any1 has anything different to say plz let me no. *THIS IS JUST MY THEORY! so dont get pissed if you dont agree with me just relax and let me know your ideas :)

[geckochiq]

thats what i thought too

[StevenZB1]

Lol go to Google Images...

[gabzz103]

Finally. Robotic beings rule the world.

[StealWool]

i urge you to advance ms. CADIE :)

[unjermunker]

It accidentally all the images!

[gocrazygames]

a lil too dramatic google.. thumbs down to this one

[fee978]

this is a joke like how are you gonna say ai is gonna solve problems ai is stupid and only sees things one way so saying it is incapable of error is an error

[darksouler2]

They could have faked the voice alot better than that. I'm dissapointed google. =/

[jessikamikey]

April fools good one google really had me going for a sec

[CtrlZ90]

eff

[AmMellow]

They've killed their market of searching for porn on google now... i don't want her knowing exactly what i'm looking at!! lmao

[luis95rox]

lol yea.. o.0  :D

[jogirl1033]

PANDAH!! <3 Uber cute prank, Google. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, CADIE!!

You make us all very proud, being independant like that. Good for you!

[SuperKoolShane]

( : ǝɔuɐɥɔ ɐ soǝpıʌ ʎɯ ǝʌıƃ ʇsnɾ ʎlɐǝɹ ʇou lol 0‾* dn ǝpıs ʇɥƃıɹ ɯı ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝɯ oʇ ǝqıɹɔsqns plnoɥs noʎ ollǝɥ

[fashnek]

Ever heard of April Fool's Day?

[AmMellow]

Ahhh that's a good point!

[bbrake]

"Hello" was more convincing. I feel that the added voice inflections etc. made her sound more human and less intelligent. The line "it's good" was particularly fake

[briscc12]

CADIE is represented by a panda because while CADIE was searching through google's set up for the program CADIE realized that it was suppose to like pandas.

[speedfrk220]

can someone tell me why a panda?

[RoadkillD418]

why not a panda?

[bbrake]

If you go to Google and click on their release info, CADIE built herself a webpage based on google image searches... the whole webpage is making fun of all the bubble-headed teenage girls on the internet

[fashnek]

That's right. It couldn't possibly be an April Fool's Day joke completely characteristic of Google's historic jokes.

[bbrake]

I didn't say they were being serious...

[copguy123]

i am raising a newborn kitten from birth and documenting his life. come check it out! it is under GROWING UP GATO

[Tchdwn2000]

I was expecting the Stephen Hawking voice...

[smfstracer]

Yep, me too. This whole cadie thing could have been entertaining, but they just weren't trying hard enough.

[dropdadime]

wat

[dpmalone2005]

Wow, kudos to whoever thought of this...

[rofltasticproduction]

.............

[clownwithoutmakeup]

lol

[phizzleson]

I still think it's cool that even Google can have fun though.

[phizzleson]

Could have used more believable voice. Should have made it more glichy to be realistic.

[Eox3]

Thats GLaDOS >:0, She gonna create Aperture science (???) handheld Portal device. But She need to fix a flux capacitor :|

[blindoldude]

hmmm check it... google is to secure for this to happen and if so think about it they would have a back up to redirect the signle for this so called CADIE. yep just another lam ass prank that sucks major ballz hmm people should get a life. jesus. and this is how skynet started just to put it out there and this is a kid that is talking so think on how future brains are going to be like.

[livethakly]

AI RULES!

[InTheLittleWoods]

That was a bit whack.. lol

[rezotorch]

CADIE is a friggin April fools joke folks.

ROFL :D

[tatumdionis]

what this?

[ultimatehorsejumper]

wtf

[srcolie]

Could have at least used a computer generated voice...

[obamayankee2113]

I am pro-GOOGLE! GO GOOGLE!!

[foreal1992]

AI works.

[DamianColucci]

Worst Google prank ever. The older ones were funnier and clever.

oh and in before skynet.

[Allocator2008]

God Cadie I LOVE u sooooo much!! Gordon Gecko has long been one of my biggest heroes! Christ. We need to fire the government and put you and Gordon Gecko in charge of Google, Teldar Paper, the United States, and Planet Earth. AI is good. Greed is good. And anyone who does not think so is deprecated as far as I am concerned!

[auuriitaa]

requetonero y bacan

[Elbenzo64]

we're all going to die. 0_o

[Shrimp4074]

CADIE used her authority at Google to get the video upload date changed to March 27th!

[SHREDDEZER]

THIS IS SO FAKE

[theipodtouchhacker]

google does stuff like this every year, so it is aperently fake

[JoeDSileo1988]

wait your telling me Google did not actually create a strong AI entity with a love of pandas and the web design skills of a myspace whore?

[JoeDSileo1988]

Initializing AI Defense Net....

EM Pulse Satellite Network Online...

Execute World Wide AI Purge?(Y/N)

WARNING: PURGE MAY PERMANENTLY DISABLE ALL ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT ON EARTH!

[BFWaffy]

Omgz go CADIE :)

[mariox901]

A. I.

Means

AN IDIOT

which also equal's PANDA ROBO ===DDD

[babygirl182]

lol

[blogdacwks]

CADIE rox and rulez!