The Bat Bomb

[FireDropTechnologies]

Like little fuzzy Parra troopers!

If you used some that Migrate long Distances?

They would fly home like homing pidgions after the fires scaired them,

And the bat's could be used multiple times.

[FireDropTechnologies]

Like that old hot topic sticker,

(May The Flying Hampster Of Doom Rain Coconut's On Your Pittiful City)

[FireDropTechnologies]

Mite work for burnning Alki-da out of caves as well.

[FireDropTechnologies]

Thermite in a paper tube, witha potasium bit for ignition,

add a small vial of water, and a mettered wick.

water meet's potasium, potasium lites thermite, thermite burns roof,

Water, meet's top of tube, glue melts from bat's fur, tube falls off, bat fly's home .

[akiles26111983]

:O

[CapChronic]

you shouldn't start a war when you're rocking paper houses.

[Econniff]

So what this means is, if the nukes hadn't been dropped, sci fi movies of the fifties and sixties would be filled with stories about the dangers of bat science gone awry.

[stavers96]

wouldent it be easier to just nuke the place?oh wait....

[AzyrenIshida]

You call this combat, I call it animal cruelty.

[tcr6v1]

@AzyrenIshida looks like peta found this vid >.<

[ufcfan69able]

@AzyrenIshida You call this animal cruelty, I call you a pussy.

[EnslaveTheEmos]

@AzyrenIshida you kidding, this is the most glorious thing a bat could do in its life.

i call it Metal!

[AzyrenIshida]

@EnslaveTheEmos Alright. Let's strap YOU to a bomb and send YOU a flying into a building.

[EnslaveTheEmos]

@AzyrenIshida can it be a nuke?

ill ride that thing like a cowboy.

[AzyrenIshida]

@EnslaveTheEmos Sure.....

[igotbored44]

@AzyrenIshida

He would do it, and say something among the lines of "ALLAH HU AKBAR!"

[NoNameEnoughtGood]

!!!Batman save us¡¡¡, HaHaHa.

[CorvixEirene]

Hmmm, seems like a Batman weapon or something.

[maradrew]

they should have sent this bat bombs to germany.

[veso5554]

They should've given the bats utility belts...

[themixeduphippy]

@veso5554 they should of put a bat logo on it

[Sydpart2]

PETA would be pissed. lol, I just talked for 5 mins in my class about this thing.

[wizzzer1337]

A BAT BOMB? A BAT BOMB?

[Jackie113thedarkness]

Cant find that video anymore on youtube :/

[RipJack645]

dont let peta see this video, they'll shit a brick

[KidVlogger317]

Magnificent weapon. I have researched it.

[xxxlotus000]

This is great...but couldn't The History Channel have sprung for somebody who could pronounce "incendiary?"

[igotbored44]

.... bats...... and they couldnt simply drop a normal bomb?

[narutofan9tail]

they did, the atomic bomb. As it said they canceled the project.....

BOOOO! :p

[KidVlogger317]

They did dum-dum. lol, they did the bat bombs first, but then they failed so they abandoned the research and then they dropped the bombs.

[igotbored44]

i know, but my point is why do the whole bat thing in the first place? I mean, they wasted time, money and manpower to try to capture bats, put bombs on them, and see if they even work, rather then just taking a bomb and dropping it. No, they had to go and do it the hard way.

[KingCitaldo125]

Good point. They did have much trouble trying to develop the weapon, probably because it was TOP SECRET or something.

[KidVlogger317]

Umm, because when someone sees a bat in the air, they are going to say "oh look a bat" if it was a bomb "AAAHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIFES" that is why.

[igotbored44]

yeah, but running wouldnt save you so it dosnt matter dose it?

[KingCitaldo125]

yea

[KidVlogger317]

OYG, waah waah always have to have the last word.

[KingCitaldo125]

Hey man I'm the video owner

[jjbad12]

Because the bats would not all combust at once. Instead they'd go off at random intervals. You'd never know when or where the next fire would break out.

[EnslaveTheEmos]

@igotbored44 because a horde of bats blotting out the sun releasing napalm rain upon the helpless townsfolk in a bat bomb fire storm is the most metal thing man has ever created.

thats why they did it.

[igotbored44]

@EnslaveTheEmos

But... nukes melt people faces off.... I think thats more metal...

[TheZickoPuppets]

why not use the bat bomb to stop the war in iraq

[RocketDan21]

This report was especially interesting to me, because Doc Adams was my grandfather.

5* and favourited for grandpa!

[OneRadRudeboy]

Not strange, ass kick.

[mina0miciah]

thats strange