Shit College Girls Say

[cleaver1449]

Obviously that girl was a freshman...who goes to house parties? Wait, someone who can't buy their own booze. Shit upper class college girls say are "who dresses up for class?" "who invited the freshman?" "20 page paper...please I can do that in my sleep" "power points are online? see you assholes at the final"

[77CheshireCat]

this would have been much funnier if it was a guy.

[snowfish1121]

Thank Jeebus I went to college before this dubstep crap came out... Also, totally had a friend who used to ask me to pee with her! I used to ROCK at flip cup. Man, I miss college...

[JBSkillzCheckItOut]

Well that's 2:23 I'll never get back.....

[emmabemmap]

I'd be saying, I've got to study! Test tomorrow! Or... Get away from me! Must finish report! I take academics very seriously.

[Sarunei]

I'm a college girl, and some of the things I say are: "I'm tired.", "I'm hungry.", "OMG cute puppies!", "I don't wanna go to class", and "Let's watch a Disney movie."

[litogirlx3]

"i'm ghetto"... hahahaha

[herecomesthesun41]

00:42

truestory. xD

[cassycook1]

This girl didn't do very good job of acting drunk. 

[segiant64]

She looks kind of like a younger Mary-Louise Parker.

[marinfcgk13]

I'm marijuana!



[Voltan419]

this girl is like 16.

[sarahkalia]

the halloween costume part is sooo true. hahha

[littlebloodyskirts]

This is...not funny.  It's boring and awkward.

[jjal321]

in a sense this is sadly true

[Gahjess]

oh god, the stairs part! i've done that *face palm*

[elenasabrina]

omg i wana go to that dubstep place, i love dubstep!!!!! (and yes i do realise it is not a real place lol!)

[metajend]

the walking down the stairs part...the whole part - so accurate w my friend group it makes me worry about my choice in friends...

[x0brad809]

fail.

[irkenequine]

My roommate and I are long graduated and still say "Lets order Jimmy Johns" abouuuut 4 times a week.

[schiffrachel]

Where did you get your gray shoes? They're adorable! (The ones with the heel and the straps)

[pilotof787]

Whats the dubstep piece at 1:40?

[elissbern]

@pilotof787 shit... thats what it is.... shit

[Thelondonbadger]

The main one is*what do you take me for im not a slut, ask me out first then we can fuck* LOL Makes Me Facepalm everytime.

[HeyArdenGarden]

00:50 LOL

[LoveSoundsDancing]

hahaha oh dear haha

[lovebellaswan]

what is the song at 1:29 ? :P

[MsYaguro]

@lovebellaswan warp 1.9 steve aoki

[skepticaldan]

OH MY GOD!!!!

... she has the same bathroom scale as me...

[angiet937]

lol cheating at flip cup

[smit4465]

- "My name is skrillex"

-"Is this avicii?"

[boredstephanie]

I don't say any of these things but I guess its cuz I don't party =P love the halloween costume thing though, so true! xD

[Tinkk0720]

obivs u dont go to college cause every girl drinks beer

[DnRlovee9000]

I dont say any of that shit -_-

[Troygirl17]

this isnt want college girls say... this is what drunk white girls say hahaha

[natalyn833]

@Troygirl17 I was thinking the same thing! I never said any of this when I was in college...ugh

[Mongoz08]

@Troygirl17 trueee

[danceforlife123456]

bahahahha that walking down the stairs thing was spot on. Everything else is definitely a freshmen thing. Still funny!

[jellytoooth]

yuck.

[Greenpeniwrite]

i'm pretty suer i went to highschool with kelly...this is hilarious btw good job!

[lilmekenny]

I don't say any of this shit.

[latisha1505]

0:56 didn't spill a drop

[dildowacko991]

not even funny.

[SuperAnimalDrummer]

this was not funny

[8Rprevs24]

half flipping in flip cup is gay and easy as well

[deionc]

she is gonna fry her vocal cords!!!

[SmaragdineSage]

jimmy johns?!?!?!? ARE YOU FROM UVA?!?!?! WAHOOOOWAA!!

[EhhItsEmily16]

@SmaragdineSage you do realize there are jimmy johns every where right?

[3nerdgirl]

@EhhItsEmily16 not true jimmy johns is not on hawaii

[nicky41090]

gotta love penn state!

[barnbum6693]

HA! Going down the stairs. Did that last weekend

[TheShayGirl3]

going down the stairs lol

[rammar2014]

Freshman Freshmeat. No girl past year 1 would ever say that shit.

[Monerasauce]

@rammar2014 Dropping the challenge flag on this one.

[SlurpVision]

Check out 'Sh*t Wine Tasters Say' on our channel!

[ThaBaseballer]

this chick is smoke

[thisiskeathley]

Errr that wasn't funny...

[Malteseifyme]

"I hate Valentine's Day" It's funny, because the girls who say this were in relationships before they "hated" valentines day.

[prodigydrummer]

:25 charlotte hornets!

[lindslori]

Um............................­....K

[kevinmauidude1]

She probably goes to WWU, reminds me of what's there haha

[thesuniscold]

This girl obviously goes to CMU. Hahaha.

[TuanAHuynh89]

I'm ghetto! Lmao

[111sunder]

"i stole this hat, nona ur business" ...wtf!? hahaha

[SpineRipper93]

"I'm Men in Black"...I don't even

[KingRobertBaratheon]

She looks like the "girl"/dude in drag from the orginal Shit Girls Say.

[pandy2323]

If the shoes were booties, as in one connected heel, I'd love them.

[themin91]

what's the name of musics on this vid?

[MaxYouOut]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­

[jackiejones92]

check out shit homeless guys say...its great!!

soo funny!!

[LindseyyMeade]

song at 1:44?

[Cultureshockcrew]

@LindseyyMeade Zedd - Scorpion Move

[animefan749]

The part with the heels going down the stairs.... I UNDERSTAND!!!

[hermanmarie333]

Good ol' walk of shame.

[P8andJam]

hahahaha, the black dress is SO TRUE!

[missleisures]

the flip cup killed me.

[kenziegunn]

physical humor being done right. nice work!

[DPalms309]

EW FUCKING NATURAL ICE

[wittenhau]

yea whats the deal with chicks and jimmy johns!?

[wittenhau]

fuckin hate jimmy johns

[fatgirlballet]

so true

[donnairenephotos]

This is so accurate.

[LadyKay9190]

I'm Santa, I'm a hula girl, I'm a nerd, I'm a bear, I'm men in black *same dress every time*

[ThePsychicSasquatch]

College students are such fucking idiots.

[fufuy0]

1:33 made me crack up

[highfromlife]

not very funny but i just downloaded all that dubstep

[juliabegulia]

that was stupid, and hardly represents college girls at all.. not even funny, what a shame

[willpalafoxflow]

"Definitely doesn't cover the college chick species just the Dumb Bitch Breed"

^ used to be my top comment until yall deleted it...

I guess yall can't handle the truth bitches

[Taitmomma]

heh I lol'd at flip cup

[il0v3l0ck3rh0tti3]

What the fuckkkkk, beer is my fav.



[lov2shop123]

You look just like Kylie Jenner!

[Dollllie]

LOL yes

[djMcduchetittys]

she hot

[larapoka]

hahahaha soo true :P

[TMMMB1]

I think this meme has just died.

[PeaceLoveHendrix]

She goes down the stairs exactly like me when I've been drinking. That's so funny

[FrAnKWGS]

"Did you borrow my big black dildo"

[JohnMack94]

"Is this AVICII?" hahaha

[Marianella003]

skrillex!!!!

[Cheyennesgotfreedom]

That's how I walk down the stairs sober.

[datgultasha000]

This shoulda been sh*t drunk girls say

[AmuseDD23]

@datgultasha000 clearly you've never been to college

[luvdanceQT]

@datgultasha000 isn't it the same thing? lololol

[jethead70]

@datgultasha000 same thing lol

[osker95]

@datgultasha000 it's the same

[186dom]

@datgultasha000 Isn't it the same thing?

[theComacasi]

@datgultasha000 which would be college girls

[CAB00SE2000]

@datgultasha000 they're virtually the same thing lol

[superrandomfbhead]

@datgultasha000 aren't they usually the same thing? ;p

[drumttocs8]

@datgultasha000

Same thing

[PSeegles]

What song comes after she says im' Ghetto

[PrettyMuchJenny]

@PSeegles I think its the Bloody Beetroots feat. Steve Aoki - Warp 1977

[Beek009]

when i visit uofm this is how the girls act. lol just saying lol

[rhinorhe]

"I'm marijuana"

lolol wtf

[NYCgirl911]

The black dress thing is so true :D

[JigzGotcha]

this girl sucks at flip cup

[OneWayRoad]

hahahahahahaha sooooo true with the "costume" parties

[kokolocomotion1]

I stopped wearing heels to parties because of that stairs incident. And holly crap JIMMY JOHNS!!!!! the delivery people are always so kinds and never yell at you when you take a long time to count the money cuz you can't see straight, your so hammered :)

[naturalbeauty4554]

the only people who get this are drunk college girls

[Gresaaa]

it's more like shit drunk girls say

[drewt9TT]

boooooooooooooooooo

[KaseKase11]

All these bitches on Skrillex's dick. Watch some more "shit they say" videos.

[wiredmanproductions]

I'm sorry... I only clicked this because you looked hot. this isn't funny.

[workitkindavicious]

"hes nuts if he thinks hes getting this back" LOL...thats me.

[oksanac68]

"I'm a bear"

"I'm marijuana"

LOL

[LilMissLacy1128]

Lmao anyone who relates to this must be at some really whack ass college

[stomi1111]

wtf dass ist der gröst scheiß

[LoloDomo]

i'm a bear

I'm marijuana

i'm hello kitty

i'm santa

i'm ghetto lol

[honeyprawns1101]

shit boring girls say

[JeniBotts]

0:44 lmao that is exactly how I walk down stairs when I drink

[verypathetic]

@JeniBotts 0:54 is exactly how I walk down stairs when I'M drunk......

[MrsFashionHairMakeup]

how is wearing your hat backwards ghetto??

[izzy3503]

Omg the rave thing ... hella true .

[KBforthought]

I'm in college and I've said 75% of these things..lol

[phenol87]

Im Ghetto....lol!!

[xSonsofNerox]

This entire college "rave" epidemic is pissing me off.

[CanMetan]

I thought she was a he... until I saw her boobs

[SirenSima]

@CanMetan How could think she was a guy? Her face looks very feminine.

[RonGiz]

"Is this Avicii?" LOL

[colegallshww]

this is a disgrace to humans

[Austrapan]

is this Avicii ? Dead/

[TheAdoptedShayTard]

She's really pretty!

[sirloin869]

sorry, did all that back in jr. high...

still waiting on the zombie apokolypse

[sacorarwoods]

skrillex FTW!



[12veeza24]

lmaooooo omg this is so true!!!!!!!!!

[PASCHDigiMedia]

Why do all college girls sound alike?

[yancysanchez]

I fucking love Jimmy John's.

[mohosmojo912]

@yancysanchez in yo butt

[nang93]

Drunk walking downstairs in heels, I know you well

[mb595x]

ZEDDDDDDD



[systemovercast]

so sexy

[Cnielsennn]

"i'm men in black!" hahaha!!:'D

[xoxoJUMP]

Lmao "IS THIS AVICII?!"

[Cav0503]

SKRILLEX!!!

[YTnew2012]

You have very nice legs.  You rock short skirts/dresses :)

[CyclingAZ]

00:39 i have those shower curtains

[alypaige88]

this is so wrong...well mostly. as a recent college graduate, i can only remember saying a couple of these things.

[ethanB612]

@alypaige88 This is so right. As a current college student, I can say I hear girls saying every one of these things at least 8,000 times daily. Which still isn't over 9000 but close.

[gseo22]

Shit white trash say. That should be the new title.

[danielleAJ92]

i mean...i didnt even see a book, a library, a lecture, a prof, other students. This is should be called "Shit dumb girls that only go to parties first year and fail because they never studied say" smh.

[xoxoplanes3]

OMG JIMMY JOHNS LMAO

[jbreakingdawn]

"i'm ghetto"

[willpalafoxflow]

definitely doesn't cover the generic college chick species just the dumb bitch breed