185 year old tortoise

[GanjaBrowniez]

think bout it, he has been alive before the whole western time, scientists should really be studying how these turtles work inside and see what makes em live so long, could help humans??

[456videomaker]

thats at australia zoo

[Cathexis256]

master wu gui

[Grimno]

The turtle must be like "Who are you? Why are you rubbing me? This is sexual harassment. Your music is too loud.."

[metalica1001]

@Grimno lol

[WtfYourBad]

go squirtle go!

[Tubz101]

Today, Esmeralda (Aldabra Giant Tortoise not a Galapagos) is thought to be the oldest living giant tortoise at 170 years old, since the death of Harriet at 176

[Tubz101]

ermmm I think you where lied too. Unless it was and egg when they took it from the Galapagos then it is older than 185 years old. Adwaita was reputedly one of four brought by British seamen from the Seychelles Islands as gifts to Robert Clive of the British East India Company in the 18th century, and came to Calcutta Zoo in 1875.

[andrewruvalcaba2007]

Hes seen it all...War,Famine, death.

[xeokym]

He was getting turned on by all the rubbing, but he didn't come until 3 days later.

[MrFraser455]

what type of dog is this??

[RYANN215215215]

@MrFraser455 if i uh pay extra...will you please,put in this pussy magnet ??? (borat voice) LOL

[MrFraser455]

@RYANN215215215 ahhh those borat jokes never get old hahaha

[ELzAGemini]

Why 7 seconds?????????????

[Posternal]

The famous Charles Darwin!?! AWESOME!!!

[buzzhorn1]

woman give him a break....he was in ww2, the cold war, vietnam war, and iraq.

[ddr122]

@buzzhorn1 He was also around when Napolean Bonapart lived in 1821

[buzzhorn1]

@ddr122 ha yeah.

[cannoir]

He witnessed slavery and holocaust .

[umidontno040394]

@cannoir i heard about a really old turtle found in a lake a few years ago that had a bullet from the civil war in its shell. and it was still alive.

[cannoir]

Damn! that's scary.I just hope it wasn't lodged anywhere near its head.But they live that long. I totally wish turtles could communicate with words . Just imagine the wealth of informations they could spit out argh.

[umidontno040394]

@cannoir well, they would need to have an advanced brain too, or else they wouldnt have the knowledge...

[davidkkt34]

Wow... that's crazy.

[Tililweet]

WHATS HIS SECRET

[blaqkbanpei]

oh hey gramps

[SHINeefan17]

I want to ride that!

[BehindTheLight99]

holy shit...that is amazing

[gharper2664]

BLASTOISE USE SURF!!!!!!!!!

[Vylvan]

turtle: Kill me

[crazymonkey436]

il ride that to college

[Uchihaman1234]

It's Master Oogway.

[40alpacino]

He was with Hitler in World War II :P

[ResediVlad]

He's too old for this shit.

[Stalinsurfstheweb]

I wanna steal one of those and then eat it

[The09Pker]

Its my War Tortouise (runescape)

[Uchihaman1234]

@The09Pker omg you play runescape =D

[Wulvez]

He's slowly raising like "Woman... leave me alone..."

[metallicafan5059]

Big deal, I know a turtle that's 150 AND IS STILL YOUNG!

[HyperXcube]

It has the wisdom of thousands of men

[reinoheya]

its cute :D

[ilovegoatsecks]

damn this thing was alive when j.c. and moses we're kickin it and drinkin 40's and playin dice

[pandasoul1]

dam this turtle has been around since the Alamo

[HewoSabby]

Soooo now it's about to be 190.

[zimtower]

But can it teach kung fu?

[Finleyfrank1]

i know they have found some turtles with musket balls lodged in there shells

[StephanieLisaTara]

ohmygod. he was born in 1826. jesus! john quincy adams was president...thoams jefferson died....the god rush hadnt happened yet...geirge II was king of england...napoleon had just been ousted from france...WOW. im having a mind freak here...god bless that incredible tortoise!

[AzebuLegend]

185 years old, ask him what really happened in the holohoax

[nomevengaswe]

pokemooooooooon!!!!! :`D

[s1r0tt]

old ass mother fucker

[MDthornton83]

That is one huge tortoise.

[Tansiv]

I hope I look even half that good when I'm that age.

[MYDAK511]

Raid boss 185lvl

[omg123596]

Looks like my ex wife.

[Robomonkey101]

OMG the storys that turtle could tell

[Nbernie72]

if only he could talk... :/

[ankushzap]

185 old is excited by girl..lol look its gesture..

[THEUnKnOwMeXICan714]

She stole my pokemon

[Kunis321]

Tutle: back in my days we used to have hair on our peaches lol

[Leny1777]

I would imagine if you would kill this turtle what would be the penalty for the crime lol

[UnitedPlayahz]

He was at the time when Abraham Lincoln was around :D

[MrAidOff]

@UnitedPlayahz ha ik where u got this from :)

[ladywey]

press 7 rapidly

press 4 rapidly

and press 8 rapidly, too.

[pottsisback]

can i ride him



[MegaLemonCookie]

Wow. isn't it bored of life yet??!! Think of all the things it's seen - and all the grass it's eaten . . .

[CaptainSpanky96]

hot dang that things big im surprised it didint try to eat its handler

[AcidfartProductions]

Damn, he's from 1826........That's amazing.

[LordOfWealth]

@AcidfartProductions 1821 - The video's 5 years old.

[GabrielDhalaman2]

185 years...she,he must have a concience we just can´t reach,but it is not translated by words or tecnology,it is earth´s wisdom...she/he would know every attempt to reach his/her frequency of attention by telepathy from us

[SomebodyLS]

One tortoise who died recently was 256, he was owned by an army captain in the 1700s or something.  The things that tortoise has seen, it's mind boggling.

[YoungPrune]

He's seen it all! :D

[kaiser85collins]

He was alive before the first airplane or car.I bet he has some storys to tell.

[couchpatatoo]

Turtle: You know, I'm bigger than you. If I was faster, or if we were under water, I would so overpower you just about now.

[JiS01]

Darwin??? wtff yeah right

[helly10135]

He was alive in the cilvil war world war 1 and 2 and the oregon trail wow

[TheDuvalMilitia]

@helly10135

Yes when that turtle was born, Andrew Jackson was president.

[alexandre901]

wowwwww! beautiful!

[dillonjbritt]

filmed with a piece of cardboard?

[s0ut]

@dillonjbritt that camera was manufactured the day the tortoise was born

[milehighclubmember1]

@s0ut hahahahaha this should be the top comment

[ChristianPaul75]

We´ve got our male Greek Tortoise for 43 years now, the vet estimates his age is about 50 to 60 years. I guess it´s about their marvellous lifespan why some cultures see tortoises as symbols of wisdom and immortality. They are strange yet wonderful creatures in the best sense.

[KOLTON545]

Wow to think, he has been through ww1, ww2 and a shit load of other things

[Vengeance376]

they should have rode turtles like these into battles instead of horses

[Akira416]

holy crap, how long do they live?

[ParadoxAnonymous]

Wow. He was picked up by the Charles Darwin.

That's amazing.

[icccee]

I would ride that thing into battle

[jedivvarfare]

@icccee lol ur enemies would die from laughter

[ivegotajousyaccent99]

he was alive during the civil war :O

[greatdane34512]

@shintroy thats umm nasty.... and we dont care u little diesese

[greatdane34512]

to bad hes gay....

[msbunnypaws]

I want the lifespan of a tortoise. WTF.

[AgrivatedKillah]

@msbunnypaws there's animal that live up to thousand of years man..and theres an animal called the immortal jelly fish

[msbunnypaws]

@AgrivatedKillah I'm super jealous.

[Crysis482]

After the Jellyfish lays it's eggs, it reverts back to a pre-pubescent stage of it's life. Now if only humans could do that.

[Mammasaymammasaw]

@Crysis482  wait...seriously?

[Crysis482]

@Mammasaymammasaw Yes, seriously. Not even scientists have a good explanation for the odd life cycle of the jellyfish. It is basically immortal.

[SuperAngelo13]

mario can take on that turtle

[JensenHL]

@SuperAngelo13 lol!

[shairaptor]

that turtle is wiser than any human being in this world! 185 years, whohoooooooo!

[ThegreatestPANDAbear]

But will it blend?

[sdfefde]

@ThegreatestPANDAbear lol AHAHAHAHAHA damned trolls

[honolulu274]

Dam my pet turtle is only 3 years old.

[Turtluver4u]

awww so cute!!!!

[biggsleezy]

It must have taken more than two generations to look after a tortoise like that, coz for me to own a tortoise like this from birth, I'd have to pass the responsibly to my kids then my grand kids and it'll probably pass on to my great grand kids,lol.

[wangsta231]

@biggsleezy lol it'll be a family airloom

[sabrinastar2005]

How can you tell how old a tortoise is?

[IXVelazquez]

@sabrinastar2005 You have to count the rings around it's penis.

[sabrinastar2005]

@IXVelazquez ok

[lubermanl]

@sabrinastar2005 It was probably young when they got it. I don't know if there is a way to tell how old it is, particularly without killing it. The ship that Darwin was on, the HMS beagle traveled from 1831-1836. So the turtle was picked up 175 years ago. Based on the size it was when they got it they probably estimated the rest of his age. So its probably not exactly 185.

[sabrinastar2005]

@lubermanl Oh wow, ok. It's very interesting That a turtle can live that long

[FafnirWarrior76]

Tortoise-"Oh Yea hunny,Yea..that's the spot right there..Keep Rubbing....Ohh you Naughty Naughty Girl....OOohh Yeea that's right..."....;P

[coffeecat73]

This Tortoise was living when Thomas Jefferson was alive

[daplayer]

18 decades damn!

[BishopHatto]

I like turtles!

[gardini100]

all i say respect that being

[supralover17]

Things huge

[LocustaVampa]

incredible



[ashkam7]

oldest tortoise was 'adwaita', an indian lived about 250 years.

[Rumblefighter2]

lvl 185 worturtle.. sigh this is why u never press b when their evolving.

[RicardoSantia]

OMG She's like older then Jesus!!! :OOOO

[swimsalot100]

gay turtle should die of arthritis... i heard they taste good

[AngieTheTurtle]

@swimsalot100 fuck you

[xPureSniperz]

Omg thats either bowser or jesus's brother..

[KPOP4everr]

Is this tortoise really 185 years old?

[o56kid]

@KPOP4everr Right, how do they know? It seems a bit old. . .

[nisteven]

@o56kid @KPOP4everr They know because it was capture by Charles Darwin in the 1831, and been in captivity since. Plus we also know, this specie can live around 200 years.

[Darkanglelorde]

That bitch was alive when wagons where around XD

[ezekiel207]

u think he remembers the civil war?

[Socksee]

Oooh I love him !

[ten96lt]

It's one of the Slowskys from the Comcast commercials.

[initman6324]

A wild blastoise appeared.

[pokemonXD1]

that turtle is so old it can forsee the apocalypse

[Aquamantic]

@pokemonXD1 LOL

[Hyjy0]

Well, I have read somewhere that SHE was first called Harry, but then they realized that she was.. well, she... :P so then her name was changed into Harriet. The same website also said that Darwin got that tortoise from a friend of hes, and that he never was to Galápagos Islands where Galápagos tortoises come from... well, atleast the website said that there was some doubt that he never was to the islands. Oh, and that website was wikipedia :) you guys should check it out, theres some cool pics

[GMTwist83]

HE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR!!

[madcat789]

Im just gonna wait till that turtle bites her face off....to bad it will take a while to reel its neck in there.

[CelesteStorywriter]

@madcat789 If it hasn't killed anyone yet, why would it now?

[FrenchBulldogWinston]

This tortoise died the same year this video was made

[kingfii777]

@FrenchBulldogWinston really 0_o

[subbanpwns76]

must be a long and boring bucket list

[VosAbeo]

HOLY FUCK ITS AN ULTRALISK.

[Visser0x]

Thats the same turtle that was gaurding the orb of the beaver 76 years ago....

[Iceechibi]

Man that turtle has been around since the battle of the Alamo! :O I wish I was that turtle. :/

[jaryd12345]

Hahhaha, it's the most violent youtube argument ever and it stemmed from a video about an OAP tortoise that's amazing lol

[8Eriquo8]

its been a boring 185 years..

[0DolphinLover0]

Happy 185th birthday!

[donutcrimeboss]

wow he was born before the civil war O.O

[PlanetXeno]

that niggas been around the block....

[XxxTayyxxX]

@PlanetXeno twice

[Goatse88]

want to ride it

[tortoogal]

If you want to know what is actually known about this tortoise, read A Sheltered Life: The Unexpected History of the Giant Tortoise by Paul Chambers.

[warrior5512]

POKEMON!!!

xD

[ImTheDude909]

@warrior5512 its a real life Wartortle.

I would say Blastoise but he doesnt have jet pumps on his shell.

[TheChocolateCrazy121]

chill the fuck out this is a real old zoo

[Lionsafari1]

What proof do u have this animal is 185? She never once mentions his age.....

[jhevy1997]

shes giving it a hand job sortof

[wwfww]

damn, by the time hitler's grandparents were thinking about birds, this same turtle was floating around...

[PolishedMetal]

that tortoise is a little... Too exited O_0

[HollywoodKendrick]

How do u know he's 185 years old??? There were no birth certificates back then.

[fathide]

@HollywoodKendrick with modern science, you can.

[TheDemonchild62]

@HollywoodKendrick you can tell by the shape of there shell and there skin

[TheHymenPuncher]

@ like2see4myself, Hahaha WOW, winning an argument on YouTube is like winning the SPECIAL OLYMPICS, even if you win, you're still a Retard! Baaahahaha it's sad that you guys have nothing better to do then sit in your mom's basement and act though on YouTube hahaha sad pathetic People.....

Damn TROLLS!!!

[collinpetre1998]

@TheHymenPuncher wow that was a rlly mean analoagy or whatever their called

[38SonGoku38]

is this a dinosaur ?

[sapperzulu]

kill it and make it into soup

[shairaptor]

@sapperzulu no we kill YOU!

[SligLover09]

I think the tortoise got a boner XD

[luciok]

@SligLover09 you're so optmistic! but sorry to tell you the tortoise stop getting boners at 175 y.o...

[angelo270696]

@luciok just give him some viagra, that'll get him going. either that or he'll die.

[UltimoUzi]

I wanna see it vs a wolf

[abolovskiichunddu]

@UltimoUzi

i think the tortoise wins :DD

[JamesParkersVideos]

Yo mar's a 185 year old turtle!!!! ooooh, dissed *insert chav insult here.

Haa ha, I bet someone actually got offended by that.

[DavidKyungHuh]

That means the turtle lived through civil war and world war 1 & 2

[prkr5885]

I bet its overwhelmed with all the new technology like old people are...........LOL

[dale042407]

I wonder if this turtles health care will be rationed because of its age when obamas health care bill takes affect?

[Bunomous]

those kind of turtles are the only ones i like. the look so wise & like they dont care at all

[mssucks3462]

this thing is older than the freakin us civil war!!!! damn

[DJAmiotOnline]

The tortoise is sitting there going "Ooooohhh yeeeaaaahhhhh....."