10 Ways to tell if You're a Noob in Halo Reach

[Ethanator14]

People are Master Cheif if they are really good. Like bungie employs.

[websurfer955]

IMO, you're a noob if you hide in Armor Lock whenever your shields go down, you jetpack around in the middle of the map, or if you miss half you headshots.

[madpivoter]

sounds just like eric cartmen from south park

[stykzdude]

7:27 YOU CANT KICK ME IN HALO!! THIS ISNT NINJA GAIDEN! :D

[vDoNuT720]

2:04, church from rvb

[skully460]

I laughed sooooo hard from 3:30-4:40 great job on the video

[crazyweirdawsome]

Any reason why the noob sounds like one of the character from south park?

[SuperCodzombies]

i cant wait for when i get recon at the rank of colonel

[TheSilentZebra64]

I LAUGHED MAH FLUKIN HEAD OFF FROM 1:53 - 2:36

[SpartoiEliteSquad]

The master chief armor thing was funny as hell

[FLAM1nWaffl3x]

my friend is a noob like this mostly but now i just plain fucking hate him

[MrGamefreak407]

@FLAM1nWaffl3x why u hate him???

[FLAM1nWaffl3x]

@MrGamefreak407 fuckin annoying thats why

[MrGamefreak407]

@FLAM1nWaffl3x ohh ok than thx for telling me lol :D

[2david40]

i get a recon helmet

[blitzor1]

anyone notice the noob sounds like cartman from southpark

[WiccanGodz]

lol... i love the noobs voice xD

[StillApony]

Long live halo 3

[aulaproductions]

If you play Halo reach you're a NOOB !

[CodePandaCow]

im srry but this script was terrible

[secretbox100]

@MrMgaffney f you like halo : reach it makea you awesome not a faggot asshole

[TheKerplode]

this is just as bad as the other one

[daftpvnk]

i HATE teamkill

[valathor95]

Number eleven thinks that everyone who kills them is hacking.

[epikdude456]

troll ghost and heli



[daviddwag]

7:42 he blows himself up

[Takadaroba]

2:32 lol. in top right corner it says unlimited ammo and the noob said last bullet

[CynCellArby14]

BANHAMMER!!

[Tjuddster]

The noob sounds a little bit like eric cartman.

[epicQ247]

whats the song name? i am going to use it 4 my black-ops nOOb 10 ways vid.

[DARKGORZ]

2:00 FAILLLLLL...

[TheXxHALOMANxX]

The noob sounds like Cartman.

[ExamplezxZ]

hey u cant do this its not ninja guiden



[xmmrocksx]

@scipio4052 yes and i like halo, i like halo because its fun to be the greatest in the match ,its long but maybe in halo 4 itll be the same ranking system !

[scipio4052]

:D We're recon buddies! (I mean pre-order recon)

(And not that nooby recon you have to buy in the armory)

GT: Scipio4052

[natedoggyou11]

i can agree about the master chief armor thing but i would were it for the fun of it

[yoshigoboom627]

the inheritor probably just used friggen firefight to get that cr quicker XD

[thecrazybanana510]

u no ur a noob if u play halo reach... HALO CE WAS THE SHIT MAN!!!111

[UltraKMW78]

Played against #9 last night... He was an inheritor with a ratio of 0.83 on bungie.net... really dude?

[haloboy0417]

I know ill sound like an idiot but wen the noob got the sniper and said there was only one bullet he was lying. It was on team snipers

[holidayarmadlio]

My bad autocorrect 5200micah I recon is a helmet that you get at the rank of cornoler

[holidayarmadlio]

@5200micah recon is a heleme

[hartbreakid10]

5.40 TO THE MOOOON!

[pwajnkaim]

I don't think not being able to sword block makes you a noob, being able to do it almost all the time makes you a pro but normal players only get it when they're lucky

[CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010]

this video is dedicated to 89% of Halo:Reach players. the other 11%, are true legit players. :) play on!

[scipio4052]

@CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010 Lol, that's a funny joke.

[CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010]

@scipio4052 i wish it were only a joke, sadly, it's true. a good portion of the Halo Reach players are nothing but cheating, boosting, noobs

[scipio4052]

@CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010 Er----- not really. Noobs are about 8%. Cheaters get banned almost immediately. And who boosting commendation only gives 263,000 cR.

[CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010]

@scipio4052 if only that was true. i've already run into a bunch of them

[scipio4052]

@CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010 Hey, play a few games now, most of the noobs are gone.

either that or play one game of invasion with me. You'll immediately know that there are no noobs in halo.

[CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010]

@scipio4052 i was playing invasion yesterday, and because of a troll, i accidentally betrayed him and he booted me. it was the same guy who kept stunning my vehicle while the enemy was shooting a ghost at me.

[scipio4052]

@CRAZYPSYCHOGURL2010 1/1,000 occurance.

[ironhead1999]

deathxmach1@ lol right

[5200micah]

what is reacon???????



[911haloguy]

wats the worst thing bouth this video hmmm i do all oh this

[diamonddust97]

61 people are recon retards

[HaloReachMaster11]

4:27 I'M MASTA CHIEF

[deathxmach1ne]

2:01 He shoots like Church

[Demolitionizt]

Can i be in the next Machinimaa ?!?! lol

[BlueXephos67]

Recon is so easy to get you can get it at commander or connel i think

[scipio4052]

@BlueXephos67 he means legit recon not that nooby crap you get at colonel. Base recon is the noobiest thing in existance.

[MrSuicidalRobot]

I loved the epic BANHAMMER voice.

[mercuryranch]

Love that NOOB voice, so funny

[LukeSullivan97]

Is it just me, or does the noob's voice sound like Cartman from South Park?

[CrazyShadowMk7]

rofl rofl rofl

[VictronGaming]

someone did #3 on me today

[gjcurtis36]

OMG THIS FUNNY

[thewingsofanangel11]

5:40 SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE­

[ThatAnn0yingGuy]

That's one long lasting jetpack there.

[Gameboy671]

Hate #3 so much.

[xTorquexBowx]

N- New

O- Overly

O- Obssesive

B- Bragger

[xmmrocksx]

I'm inheritor.  GT R3CKL3SS DRIV3R

[scipio4052]

@xmmrocksx So you admit you have no life?

[123Clutchy]

Lol well if u can't sword block them u Ur not a noob u just can't sword block

[11thDoctor1]

A good trick to trick noobs is to make your armor look like a noob

[510kevingextreme510]

59 people r noobs

[xxrogueshotxx]

I played an inheritor and he sucked dick lmao

[MinecraftLegoCat]

XD that was funny

[cgrlvito]

HAHAHAHA CARTMAN

[echonight23]

don't take caboose's sniper

[Tsumefan2]

the scorpion is like....really dude?? XD

[TheArtisEVERYTHING]

i know im going to sound like the biggest faggot but i cant help it on The master chief one you mest up the armor he doest have a tactical pad or utility case lol:)

[gravemind452]

@TheHackerExpertGamer Dito dude

[halsmasher11765]

you can sword block only once

[TheHackerExpertGamer]

The worst thing is that your playing and for no reason a noob kills you being on the same team and teabag u.

[Gidy800]

Cartmen!

[sarahfena10]

Wow. For some complete unknown reason, this reminded me of guys

telling girls to quit playing video games like this. Well... ;P

[TheCheesenator42]

This is why Halo is rated M. To keep stupidfuck kids OUT of the servers.

[NobleRookieSix]

@TheCheesenator42 to bad it's not working

[Invincible40000]

Recon sucks.....I want haunted and blue flames

[TheKungFuProductions]

@Invincible40000 not many people wear recon, there a lot of haunted helmets popping up as well.

As for blue flames, well, if you weren't playing on Bungie Day last year...then you've missed out.

[WHITECATXBOX]

@TheKungFuProductions I got BLUE FLAMES LAST BUNGIE DAY it sucks that many people missed out though :(

[legoboy854]

lol i can't stand when my teammates betray me and take my sniper rifle in hemmorage even though i got it first in big team battle those kids are assholes

[ShadowGundam1989]

@legoboy854 same here

[godragonball100]

i do team kills for energy sword and rocket lachers

[kaitom11]

wats a recon

[warbuddy6185]

well that's good because i do none of thoughs things

[srobpencer]

# 5 is a bit of an exception because it does take a decent time to get all of the credits needed

[Pokebrawl88]

whoa, assasinating of a spire is acuatly really hard! LOL 

[RudeBwoyEntertainmen]

the noob sounds like cartman

[brianmc0131]

i got a recon helm :)

[Maxladysman]

BANHAMMER

[Barderaker]

this was worth 10 minutes to watch xD

[darkpyro75]

Hey, can anyone tell me what rank u get the sniper bullets shoulder piece? Thx

[Barderaker]

@darkpyro75 I think it's in general rank ;)

[leopardgeckocrazy]

@darkpyro75 Brigadier I think...

[son3g]

@AnimationBros101 cartman



[TheKungFuProductions]

@MrMgaffney One way to tell if your an idiot on the internet, is make a comment like that.

[MrMgaffney]

@TheKungFuProductions I am extremely sorry for my obscure and very profane language. I hope you will understand that I had somewhat of a bad day, and it was the only way to let that weight off of my shoulders. My most sincere apology is with you, and I hope you forgive me. It will not happen again, I promise.

[BobbyHodgeHD]

@TheKungFuProductions Thank you for the reinforcements, i do believe this troll has been properly sent back under the bridge.

[BobbyHodgeHD]

@MrMgaffney your very rude, people dont genrally appreciate rude people, makes it hard for you to have any form of a balanced, healthy life.

[MrMgaffney]

@BobbyHodgeHD, I would like to take this time to correct you on some of your grammar mistakes. First problem I noticed is that "your" is not used in the correct way. "your" is supposed to be "you're", making it a contraction of "you are", rather than showing the possession of an object. The next problem I would like to point out is the lack of an apostrophe in the made up word "dont". One last problem is the basic structure of the sentence. A period should come after the phrase "your very rude".

[BobbyHodgeHD]

@MrMgaffney I would like to take this time to remind you of some grammar mistakes you have used in the past. You see to me, consistency is the most important factor in being a grammar troll and you sir are failing miserably. Three weeks ago you post on "6 Year Old Snowboarding Mammoth" and you said "i can do most of this....ok... i cant do any of it". Now as we can clearly see, there is no apostrophe in the made up word "cant". One last problem is the basic structure of the sentence.

[BobbyHodgeHD]

@MrMgaffney Now i will hapily point out every situation where you have had terrible grammar and your spelling has been nothing short of a disgrace, alas that is not me, I find it tiresome to search through videos as you do, pointing out mistakes in peoples comments ecause i have nothing more to bring to the community but a false curtain of intelligence. so for now, i shall say, gtfo u fkin troll nd neva mess btch!! good day :)

[Hitmanand1000killerz]

@MrMgaffney wow just because your a fucking idiot and think no one else likes halo doesnt mean you need to whach this

[Zernet10]

Did you add music? Its cool

[Zernet10]

4:22  XD

[rosjohn33]

Dude... freakin hilarious using Cartmans voice in reach, you should make more vids of him doing things like that. Using Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kennys personalities would be awsome.

[TheKungFuProductions]

@rosjohn33 Well, we really didn't intended the character to sound like Cartman at all. People who viewed the video just said it sounded like him.

I just told my friend to sound like an annoying idiot, and then I altered the pitch of his voice after the recording.

Too be honest I could do a much better Cartman impersonation.

And if we used the other personalities we could get sued.

[Derogon]

@TheKungFuProductions

I doubt Trey Parker and Matt Stone would mind you using their characters. They're more flexible then some of these uptight dumm kopfs. I have the same problem with number 3. People keep killing me for the sniper rifle in Invasion Slayer on Hemmorage.

[rosjohn33]

@TheKungFuProductions Oh well that sucks... but still, it's one of the most funniest things I ever viewed. Hope you guys make more, good luck.

[TVJUNK85]

1:05 Screw the Sniper! There's a Free Tank!

[DestructiveMonkey1]

I love the austrailan acsent :3

[supergirlgamer12345]

he dont have huanted

[VaygrX]

i lol'd at number 5

[richw101]

your a noob if you team kill and suck with the guns ha i mean ahhhh XD

[SuperAlexsander11]

6:25 mabey the red guys said what the heck was that captin

[mrbobang99]

Thats so true people ask me how I have the recon helmet all the time.

[Legomocmaker]

main guy sounds like Cartman lol

[Jordan84386]

How can he suck if he's Inheritor? o.O

[Jordan84386]

5:43 Invisibilityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyy D:

[Jordan84386]

2:31 Seriously? He's aiming at the rock #AreYouFuckingKiddingMe -_-

[PokemonLover12111]

4:34... TANK TEABAG!

[BrutalMeele]

no in 9

[BrutalMeele]

did u kick in nr 8???

[ToXiCxBL0ND1E1]

the spire and the inheritor bit is the best

[ToXiCxBL0ND1E1]

This isnt Ninja Gaiden

[armorheadallan]

What makes the dude a noob even more is the fact that he has all default armor. :D

[Chompy1804]

@armorheadallan Unless he Brigadier and is saving up for inclement weather.

[remus907]

the song on 3:49 is from an game called roblox to get on the site u need to type roblox.com

[TheKungFuProductions]

@remus907 nope.avi

That's Halo's main theme.

[Jordan84386]

@remus907 You are such an idiot...

[LegoMarioRPG]

@remus907 Roblox. Sucks. Balls.

[hamburgermeat1818]

@remus907 roblox takes all there music from other games, and that song you were talking about was halos main theme as thekungfuproductions guy said, so please realize roblox is NOT a classic with its own music.

[robloxfan333]

@remus907 Play Halo: CE Anniversary campaign all the way through and you'll know where they got it from.

[067darkstar]

yeah yeah im the master cheif yeah

[suicidecaptine45]

Guy: I'm the masta chief

Tank: BAAMM!!!!!

Guy: but I'm the masta chief !:(

[suicidecaptine45]

Haha

[suicidecaptine45]

Haha

[4markie]

Lol i love the echo of banhammer

[a1popmad]

I not noob but how do u get recon

[suicidecaptine45]

}-~;

[suicidecaptine45]

It's baNhammer not bamhammer

[littlepupava]

I feel like going on matchmaking and shouting GIVE ME RECON even though i already have recon

[brandonzer0]

2:30 lol last bullet look at sniper in says unlimited lol nice

[derekhayes67]

this is so cool!

[067darkstar]

BAMHAMMER

[MegaFacepuncher]

#11, setting your armor at full default when you are a high rank (such as Field Marshall)

[superc37]

49 are noobs

[fingerpusher35]

The shoulders are wrong in the master chief guy

[MegaFacepuncher]

@fingerpusher35 actually, he was the Master Chief with Mjolnir Mk.6 armor, so the shoulders actually are correct

[grizzlymama69]

#11. following someone across the map to assassinate them and then they turn around and kill you

[crazycarnivor]

the noob sucks with the sniper rifle more than church does

[pat39862]

this is really funny dude

[ironhead1999]

How do you get recon helmet

[fingerpusher35]

The inheritor guy I found someone like that cause he sux

[Imxlasee]

Recon recon recon!! "good grief"

[TheKungFuProductions]

@Imxlasee He got the reference.

[69infiltrater]

Guys this is HIS channel let him do what he wants, also if your all blind the discription says this is for fun and not meant to be serious! you fucking idiots