bill burr why do i do this FULL part 3

[WolvesBane95]

@midnightskyline

No. Ive seem all his stuff. There was none here.

[tpstrat14]

when is there gonna be a black hockey player that is like twice as good as gretzky... it's bound to happen, no?

[lexsheff2305]

@cheechanchux hahahahaha. You sir are outstanding. i peed a little when i read this. True Bill Burr fan.

[MidnightSkyline]

Did I see some Geroge Carlin material there?

[tnemiller]

@MidnightSkyline, I love Burr, but I kinda see what you're sayin. When Burr is talkin about how he likes to see carnage and people get hurt on tv, one could say that is similar to some Carlin bits. Good ear...

[MidnightSkyline]

Did I see some Geroge Carlin material ther?

[TheAle89515]

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.

[gking407]

One of the best comedy clips on YouTube!!!

[SIurm]

sometimes i find the beeps funnier :(

[nread2010]

@SIurm i used to think that. Until i realized that I'm a grown ass man and i want to hear the fucks and the shits and so on.

[weq7]

were not saying that science isnt your thing...were just saying that if it were a race to th e microscopes you'd fusckin win

[misanthropicagenda1]

what bleep blanked out the swear words?

what a bleep i hope they get bleep in front of their mother and as they bleep drowned in a pool of their own bleep the last thing they ever see n hear is their mother gutting laughing at their plight you tube is a bleeping bleep

[trippygraffiti]

7:42 Next - Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (Talk about downhill programming)

[Imasexyblkman]

New Kings Of Comedy: Biil Burr, Corey Holcomb, Dave Chapelle, DeRay Davis, Mystro Clarke, T Kirkland...R.I.P Patrice O'neil...1

[cheechanchux]

I suplexed my wife now im typing this from prison.... :(

[chudjackson]

see some big muscle head, slap his protein shake outta his hand and say go fuck yourself. Bill is the shit.

[trainofaaron]

you have no idea.... women.

[lumkiletyesi]

we need more black guys on this team BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[fcartwr1]

@7:28 is the funniest group of jokes I have ever heard.

[TheLobrik]

hahahhahahha women.... this dude has a point

[yonatan484]

if it was a race to the microscope you will win thats funny where does he come up with this classic

[544001]

I put Bill Burr pretty far above Louis CK honestly

[Shabaka87]

bill burr is the best white comic. Dane cook is a faggot

[jankstable]

@Shabaka87 dont say white use the word Caucasian it means all white people no matter where there from lol

[theivory1]

@Shabaka87 Harland Williams is damn good too.

[LDNballer]

I like it when white comedians talk about us without fear its always funny lool

[Wulfdog16]

@anacrobat89 I like Dane Cook.. and I like Bill Blurr. To each his own my friend, a good entertainer is a good entertainer, even if you are entertained by how much you hate the guy.

[eyesack9]

kekekekekeke hahahaha i fucking love that part

[Danshro]

i like this comic an brian regan but for some reason i just think louis ck sucks

[anacrobat89]

@Danshro Yeah, right, Louis Ck, the George Carlin of our generation and most respected comedian today sucks. Yeah, you got it all figured out bro. It's one thing if you don't like him, that's different. You're probably a Dane Cook fan.

[eyesack9]

@anacrobat89 agreed, louis C.K is a GOD.

[wunderbeast]

first time watching him...wow, he's REALLY amazing!!

[ednafenollal]

Bill Burr, Louis CK, the best! check Bill burr's Let it go, is even funnier!

[italianbubble]

Why is there a section cut out at 2:26? All the uploads I've watched does the same thing. They edited out one of the funniest parts he talks about going too far at party and he gets punched in the face and later he realizes he was a dick LOL. Then he talks about his girlfriend hits him in the face and gets all UFC about it. I can't find a uncut version of it :(

[yee467]

@italianbubble oh shit really? i was looking for tht part but thought it was at the end

even though the video's seem to end at 4.. -__-

[skrason]

Bill Burr is the white Chris Rock. And I can't think of a better compliment.

[JU51N0]

@skrason kevin hart is waaaay better

[caniol3541]

Funniest comedian out there right now!

[redfranchise]

"aahhhhhh fuck that job"

[BESTINTACOMA]

I like how they aired Bill Burr before dane cook.

[OutSpokenGamer]

Im black and I want to meet this guy!!

[joshmaster618]

He is really funny,i emailed all my friends this.

[maximus440]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen..NO white comedian can rock this shit

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[illadvised50]

This man is incredible.

[Greatscott0420]

burr is fucking amazing, i wish he was president

[bfmv580]

Fantastic stand up comedy. This guy is in my top 5 of all time.

[jayross3]

I watch this whenever I need a laugh.

[AKF1125]

This is so funny. One of my new favorite comics.

[HTSBarren]

4:26 - 4:35 LOL

[nolegsShay]

I always see woman get smacked ALWAYS. Psycho robot is just the best shit ever.

[Imasexyblkman]

i love bill burr

i think of bill as the white richard pryer.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

@Imasexyblkman, fucken YES!!!! i never thought that before but i do now. obvious really.

[bobbysnobby]

@Imasexyblkman you really know your comedians dude...im not sure who Richard Pryer is but im sure you dont care.

If you like Bill Burr though you should check out Richard Pryor i think you would like him.

[trevorwelch9191]

@Imasexyblkman agreed

[WalterLiddy]

@Imasexyblkman That's odd. I think of him as the white Bill Burr.

[nica305boy1]

@Imasexyblkman please dont say that smh

[Workin0nit]

Bill Burr speaks the fucking TRUTH!!! he's not like all the other cookie cutter comedians that try to impress their audience with punch lines and sarcasm and the same shit comedians always talk about. Burr's original with his material, and most likely comes from the heart, personal experiences, and almost every guy/girl can relate to what he's talking about. absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Darktician]

"Dude, they could do something worthy of like a suplex..."

ahahahahaha! its so fucking trueee

[TheJessidierks]

vagina > penis

before everyone jumps on my ass for saying this, I'm kidding!

[thSubliminalCriminal]

@TheJessidierks, no vagina is greater than penis. you see how wide that bastard can stretch? how far can a penis stretch? maybe an extra three inches, but then like an armstrong doll it goes right back to the original setting. xD

[Mainman21345]

Sucks to be white :)

[johnLAndino]

@Mainman21345 no, no it doesnt lol we rule the planet.

[vaumbee]

great stuff. I think he's like any great comic; he comes from a place of honesty and he tries to find something everyone can laugh about.

[Gonko100]

of course dane cook sucks, but jeeze ppl, he did his job, and now comedy just has evolved. Guys like Bill, Louis CK bring the old carlin and hicks spirit back in a modified way. Thats a fucking great thing, and I hope it keeps on rollin like this.

[archangel8323]

@Gonko100 Louis CK is not a new comedian like Dane Cook. Then again he hasn't been around as long as Carlin has either. So what he brings is what he's been working with doing since he got his start. In my opinion though i would not compare him to Bill Burr simply because I don't see him coming close and yes i have seen the work he has done and was not impressed, but i will admit that he is mildly funny. not as funny as Carlin or Burr though; just saying.

[Gonko100]

@archangel8323

well in my opinion louis ck is by far the best comedian out there. but hey, that's i think what they call diversity of thought and opinion :)

[archangel8323]

@Gonko100 that is true and I think that he's nothing like Carlin; he's like the scared white guy that attacks issues from the comfort of his stage. Carlin didn't give a shit who he offended.

[JuanDeSoCal]

@archangel8323

naw, this guy is fearless. go listen to the philly tirade; it's heroic.

[archangel8323]

@JuanDeSoCal if you are thinking i was referring to Bill Burr, I wasn't. I think Bill Burr is awsome and yea he is fearless in that 'I don't give a shit what you think' mind frame. Who I was talking about was Luis C.K. he has a slightly more dirty 'seinfield attitude' where as he is funnier than seinfield by far yet not much more out spoken than him... like I said though thats my opinion because i simply just don't find him all that funny period.

[JuanDeSoCal]

@archangel8323

oh yeah, my bad. i misunderstood, sorry. 

[cragmac1000]

@archangel8323 , the problem with Carlin is he didn't criticize women enough because of his personal upbringing, and that was a major downside of George amongst all his intelligent comedic knowledge.

[archangel8323]

@cragmac1000 Everyone has their gimic when it comes to performing. You can't expect every comedian to go through the bit of bitching about women. Carlin talked more about life itself and the silliness of it.

[groundzer077]

@house2245 Yeah, he's great...you should listen to the stuff he does on the Opie and Anthony show. His unscripted rants are pretty funny.

[Maximumdistance]

I was like "oh fuck Dane Cook Vicious circle after this? aaah I don't wanna see tha- oh yeeeeeah I'm watching this on youtube! no Vicious circle.. dodged that bullet."

[landcaster11]

"I don't know. We just need to get more black guys on this team."

Thats is funny as hell.

[Hulkmania316]

It is true, women can hit men with no consecuences. violence against men is worst than violence against women

[pilatech]

Fuck dane cook

[MrDyedinthewool]

@pilatech I wouldnt go that far, Dane is a silly bitch.. He's the first comic that really inspired me, and the only professional comic Ive ever seen live; but I said it earlier tnite to my fam and Ill say it again, I like Bill better. he's more original, and just better overall,.. I cantt wait til everyone knows his name, because he fuckin deserves it, great work Burr.

[pilatech]

@MrDyedinthewool

What can I say, I prefer my jokes with meaningful social context, punchlines and not with material lifted from other comedians. If I wanted to see a clown flop around on stage doing physical comedy I'd go to a circus.

[gchaoma]

Very Funny! Reminds me of a friend of mine from JHS. I use to give him a candy and he would start telling jokes for hours. >=P

[dreed2004]

"TADA! I did that shit!" ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

[fcasjr4]

TOKEN WHITE GUY

[zombiemaster209]

wow no dislikes, first video ive ever seen with no dislikes

[widewhite24]

@zombiemaster209 i know rite?

[Dominus357]

Bill Burr is awesome.

[STR8TeFLoN]

6:50 Soo damn true lol

[massacrene1]

This guy should be much more famous than. He is. He makes me laugh more than any other comedian

[zokizoran]

THIS GUY IS AWESOME!!

[PyrozPlayground]

5:17! Favotire part!

[howlbigbadwolf]

The Best part is the *Beeping* part.

[bricbob1986]

i love honest comics like this, him and louis C.K. are two of the best modern comedians, they dont pull any punches, and know that if some people are offended and hate you, that people with a sense of humor will fucking love it. my ex girlfriend hated him because of the stuff he says about woman, and she did all of the shit he said they did. it was hilarious

[BabylonGenocide149]

@bricbob1986 Those are the real comics. Guys like Carlin, Pryor, and Mooney.

[b00shman09]

@bricbob1986 i love comedians for the sole fact that quite a few of them are honest. among my favorites are indeed him, louis ck...but Christopher titus is also pretty good.

[sov6rulz]

@bricbob1986 Good riddance then :)

[mattuk180586]

@bricbob1986 She must have been the one who hit the dislike button. lol

[CountStoczkowski]

@bricbob1986 i agree, and doug stanhope too. theyre the best comedians ever. i've seen stanhope twice but i cant wait to see burr live.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

@bricbob1986, goddamn it seems that certain women have no sense of humour at all. they need to be coached when to laugh and if they get offended by one thing then they've made their complete mind up that the rest of what comes next.

can't stand a woman like that. i haven't resorted to smacking them around, but sometimes.....you know?

[bobjones1783]

@thSubliminalCriminal you and every other man that's honest with himself

[pajamadrummer127]

@bricbob1986 and dov davidoff

[pajamadrummer127]

@bricbob1986 and dov davidoff xD

[cragmac1000]

@bricbob1986 , Bill Burr isn't even that offensive with women. I think he could be more critical of women, and yet he doesn't include women in his rant about why all these unwanted kids are coming into the world, he only mentions men in his point of view. Me thinks Bill has a nonsensical Irish Catholic stigma about kids yet he only is critical of men when it comes to reproductive responsibilities, he really misses the point when he neglects women.

[cragmac1000]

@bricbob1986 , BTW I'm glad your EX doesn't like Bill Burr, now she can hate him on her own!

[philippides]

@bricbob1986

key word: ex. Sounds like you made the right call lol

[conniekostopolus]

"All we're saying is that if there was a race to the microscopes, you fuckers would win!" XDD

[GuitarMassacre]

gagagagagaga  lets go see my parents!

[samuelmurphy]

"if there was a race to the microscopes you'd win"... BRILLIANT!

[doomsy]

1 big chest muscle with a bat sticking out rofl

[SoulisValor]

what kind of pants is he wearing they are really cool and i would like to know where to get them?

[beefhammer13]

"I like corvettes" 

[mainecoon72m]

fuckin great american comic tells it like it is no sissy ass politicaly correct bullshit truly funny all original absoulty love this man

[howlbigbadwolf]

White people can swim there asses off, i will give them that.

[jmillz60]

250...300 years of that shit and im gonna D u up in gym class? it ain't happenin

[lovea06]

I'm just saying, if there's a race to the microscopes you'd win

lol!

[dusttracks]

THE FIRST TRIATHELETES!!

HA HAAAA!!!!

[Branos93]

LMAOOOO his face at 4:29 killleedd me hahahaha

[acebrawler73]

i like how he uses the awkward moment between 7:30 and 7:45 to get a big laugh. What a pro.

[Shad0wIce17]

This guy is sooo funny! i need to see this special uncensored!

[fascin80]

@Shad0wIce17 Uncensored version: youtube.com/view_play_list?p=0­B720736925A6D3C

[italianbubble]

@fascin80 The link's not working, it's saying invalid parameters?

[fascin80]

@italianbubble Try this one mate: youtube.com/watch?v=aSyT3hKqVJ­Q

[deboesssssssssssssss]

lol this clip made me spill coffee all over the computer screen hilarious

[KasirRham]

Bill Burr the Eminem of comedy?

[plowingzero]

Worthy of a suplex!!!! awsome

[battousairurik]

its not the same guy ID10T

[SuiSamurai]

@battousairurik @thabxfranchise You two are the only stupid idiots around here. It was clearly a joke. Was it the fact it wasn't followed by 'lolol...jk' that confused you? Never seen such hostility towards an innocuous little wisecrack..

[mdehass]

Why did he break up the Smashing Pumpkins to do stand up comedy...or is it just me?

[thabxfranchise]

@mdehass lolol yea ur definitely making stupid comments just to get some laughs because there is no way you can be this stupid

[dss8345]

@mdehass lol You're thinking of Billy Corgan.

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

@mdehass

BILLY CORGAN (lol) yeah slight resemblance

BURR is my favorite stand up comedian by far so im glad he broke up the band (lol)even though they were great also