WHY DRAGONITE FAILS AT LIFE

[jewelboy999]

I one time battled a dragonite with a jigglypuff that was a level 6. I kept using a sing and rollout combo and eventually won. lol.



[ProtoDemnGamer]

"it goes on an infinite loop of trying to KO poor little Zuey with a Super Effective move that only damages Zubat emotionally as he is now Ganondorf fighting Sonic The Hedgehog who is wearing a Bunny Hood and has both Shadow and a slowdown clock in his favor"

Best analogy I ever heard, I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[TheVincentRulz]

BUT IT'S SO FUCKIN' ADORABLE!

[RealSolidSalamander]

Wait, I realized. The Dragonite was obviously used by Chris-Chan, thinking he could have something that isn't his hand touch his dick.

It didn't end well.

[503whys0s3ri0us]

that dragonite has the DERPIEST face ever

[ZorotheGallade]

In Gen 4 there was a Move Tutor that could teach, among others, Ice Punch to any Pokèmon with hands. Yup, you can punch the sxxt out of Dragonites.

[GSSAGE7]

Actually, this just shows how awesome Crobat is. It's so awesome, it makes winners even before it exists.

[RyuuFireStorm]

It's not the dragonite's fault. It's the trainer's.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

Does this only work on Red and Blue? Or will Yellow work as well?

[AsilaPiscu]

@WrinryRockBellFMA In yellow it has only offensive moves. Hyper Beam, thunder, blizzard, fire storm (sorry, I don´t know the english names)

[LibraGirl101]

@AsilaPiscu Actually, only fire storm (as far as I know) isn't a move. Anyway,this is just lol. I wonder how much Zubat would level up after this?

[kinouro]

Because he's obviously making it up.

[RangerAdam4President]

That Zubat just went up like 50 levels

[AlmightyDoubleHelix]

Lol, dragonite looks kinda lame, but other than that it's pretty good. The real problem here is the AI.

[masaaki221]

what, dragonite cant suck, cuz BITCHES LOVE DRAGONITE

[BuraWNNAchi]

Amtrax would like to have a word with you.

[flourdough]

where to caught the dragonite??

[Joltfire95]

Same thing happened to me when I put a level 5 bulbasaur vs giovanni's level 54 nidoking in pokemon yellow. For some reason, Nidoking kept spamming growl, and I used a PoisonPowder/SolarBeam combo and knocked it out. Then I did the same exact thing to Nidoqueen. It was weird

[DemonVermin]

@Joltfire95 was nidoking only considered ground back then?

[kinouro]

@DemonVermin No..

[DemonVermin]

@kinouro just akin how nido could die from poisonpowder...?

[SM853]

Ops, I've read the description only now. Sorry.

[SM853]

1:18

"DRAKE is about to use..."

Fail

[TheSuperSeanShowShow]

I guess we don't have to worry about computers taking over the Earth anymore.

[bigfox0509]

I always remembered ole draggy Hyper-beaming my ass out the front door. I cant remember how I could beat him so easily. I think I had a level 65+Charizard using mega kick alot.

Anyway, that sucks about the whole "nerds wanting revenge" thing. Sometimes you gotta put people back into reality.

[MoogieVoodoo]

Dragonite looks stoned

[GeniusRKO39]

Intresting...Human´s mind Vs. CPU xDDD

[darkfire6991]

Sometimes I gotta wonder how the Elite Four and the Gym Leaders live with themselves, getting absolutely Owned by millions of trainers every year.

[AlanSmithySculptor]

Dragonites don't fail the "Trainers" do.

[Propylhexedrine]

Given that red and blue are so old and the first in the series you've got to cut the bad AI some slack. Using any move type that was "super effective" was good for most situations.

[HalfwaytoHazardv2]

I think that crit mattered. This video is bush.

[timkovesdi1]

i read the whole description.

[iceybob2]

DRAGONITES ARE FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!U SUCK

[owenyay]

@iceybob2 4x weak to ice, swampert rapes your shit. what do?

[NWA90s]

@owenyay you use the hydraking!

dragon > all!

[RedDragonSlayer1988]

How did he get into the Elite Four when he clearly never got through Mt. Moon.

[carllito12]

@RedDragonSlayer1988 lol

[UFC345]

I should try that with a level 0 Caterpie lol

[Bigthingreg]

Dragonite outspeeds most pokes in the game around lvl 70, and wrap in Gen 1 doens't let the opponent move. Spam Wrap!!

[tjallan53149]

@ zack114211: Yes, there was secondary type in first generation, though you may be thinking of the Special stat split by mistake. If you don't believe me, catch a Zubat in Red, Blue, or Yellow and take a look at its type- you'll see Poison AND flying. However, there IS a bug in 1st gen games that sometimes make it calculate type-effectiveness without including one of a Pokemon's secondary types (such as grass attacks on Tentecruel), but it will always calculate X4 weakness or X0.25 resistance.

[Shockwave109]

"Zubat is Uber and also Captain Falcon in disguise."

Well, Dragonite DID try to show Zubat its moves.

[thanatoast666]

GET DRAGONITE BITCHES

[BlackFlashDrive]

I don't always sign up to comment, when I do, it's for serious shit like this. Dragonite is the shit. SEMEN OF BABY JESUS.

[tsukinoakuma]

You could bring a Bulbasaur to the Grass gym and something similar would happen.

[mctoasty243]

I think a more proper explanation is that Lance felt that if he could outrun the lvl 3 zubat, he could actually defy the (fucked up) laws of pokemon.

[mctoasty243]

Didnt that dragonite also have thunder and blizzard, which are both super effective against zubats secondary type, flying

[roflable3333]

@mctoasty243 there was no second type in first generation

[zack114211]

@mctoasty243 there was no secondary type until gold,silver came out

[carllito12]

@zack114211 No, there were secondary types in first gen, you just remembered wrong

[scebboaliwiw]

Can I "like" a video's info?

[Pok3fan1995]

Dragonite: gotta go fast! Gotta go faster! Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster!

[Ultimate23Dragon]

My Dragonite (Nicknamed Tomarken) doesn't know Agility, so that wouldnt work with me!...

[RealSolidSalamander]

That's one less blowjob.

[ianh97]

@RealSolidSalamander LANCE HAS 3 DRAGONITES BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WORK!!

[RealSolidSalamander]

@ianh97 More like in case one STOPS working in this case. >.>

[MrL4mppu]

@RealSolidSalamander 3 less. It's 3 blowjobs per dragonite.

[RealSolidSalamander]

@MrL4mppu Close. With 1 you get your cock sucked once an hour. With 2, twice an hour. 3, three times an hour. To quote the video, THAT'S ONE FOR EVERY DRAGONITE!

[gunitzero]

omg hax lol

[xXxZeffaxXx]

Lol, skipped straight to level 14.

[joecald1]

omg i was fighting gary's venosaur and beat it with a lvl 3 oddish....moron kept using fucking poison powder because of the grass type.....i thought it only happened to me yay im not alone.btw thanks for the explanation =-)

[GrieverTheGF]

@joecald1 Wouldn't Poison eventually kill it before you could kill it with a lvl 3 Oddish?

[JParody09]

@GrieverTheGF If you're talking about killing Oddish, then no. Oddish is also a Poison and therefore unaffected by Poison Powder completely.

[ChronoDarknessLord]

@GrieverTheGF do you even play pokemon moron

[GrieverTheGF]

@ChronoDarknessLord Last time I checked.... I could check again! If that's what you want! And besides, I didn't remember that Oddish was part poison. Sorry, I forgot. You look at a green plant that erica uses for Giga Drain- A "Grass" type move in a grass type gym. And you think it's Grass... You ever look at Whishcash and Say "Oh that's part Ground" Or flygon and say "That looks like a Ground Type!" Or maybe Empoleon - A Fucking Penguin! And say "That's part STEEL" Do you play Pokemon? Moron.

[ChronoDarknessLord]

@GrieverTheGF yea and i know it better than you

[GrieverTheGF]

@ChronoDarknessLord Read the comment sir and know that The things I posted I would have to know!

And next time try not to bandwagon on someone elses conversation, just to sound like you know what your talking about...

And the Empoleon thing, get your eyes check if you think a Penguin! Could be Steel...

[Tharivole]

As far as I can tell this is 100% true. I used to be able to take a level 10 bulbasaur into the 8th gym in Yellow version and defeat Giovanni's Nidoqueen and Nidoking with it. It baffled me, but this helps explain it.

[Madeiras14]

LOOOOL spectacular. I wonder if there is a way to troll those lvl 280 Mewtwos and Snorlax that appear in Cinnabar, instead of MissingNo. =D

Excellent Video =D

[WasteTimeGetinWasted]

he was tired

[Flashpoint122]

Meh, the AI was always crap in the old games.

[jarrodkop]

Lance, you have the WORST! DRAGONITE! EVAR!!!!!!!!!

[Dlewis369]

@Darkly211

LOL?!?

[DualMaverick]

HAHAHAHAHAHA 11 levels gained! Love it.

[NibblesAndCasino]

anyone noticed they call lance "drake" at the end?

[DJKingPanda]

@NibblesAndCasino and that is the reason this cant be taken seriously.

[DrSpike666]

Nerds...

[micericeking111]

Like a baws

[BlackOnAPopo95]

exactly its a hack, you made it so the al only uses super effective moves

[gavinlloydbaker]

@BlackOnAPopo95

It's not a hack, thats just the way the AI was programmed.

[BlackOnAPopo95]

@gavinlloydbaker but the whole 'not offical pokemon game' makes it a hack

[simonnof]

I. AM. SCREAMING.

[Darkly211]

If you look reeeeeeaaaaal closely at the Dragonite sprite....

.....

It looks like a cripple trying to take a dump...

....

[DevilKadams]

MAGIKARP USE SPLASH ATTACK!

[WhatJustHappened321]

okay if it atack it would pone you

[uberpwnage13]

In case you were wondering, this happened because the first gen AI always used a super-effective attack if it had one, regardless of whether it did damage or not. Zubat is Poison type, Agility is Psychic type, thus the Agility spam.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is fighting against a really crappy AI.

[SuperTails92]

@uberpwnage13 May I quote this at the top of the description as a TL;DR answer? Because this is perfect and you've said it a hell of a lot better than I ever could.

[uberpwnage13]

@SuperTails92 Sure, go ahead.

[SuperTails92]

@uberpwnage13 Thank you. :D

[Dafoodmaster]

@SuperTails92 DRAGONITE RULES

[kinghiei08]

@uberpwnage13 G.I. JOOOOOEEEE

[1994Prondy]

This has happened to my sister but on Giovannis Nidoking. He spammed Leer on my sister's Oddish who was lvl 15.

[weather12guy]

STAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Staged Alert!! A Lv. 66 Dragonite (if against an unbiased source, meaning the computer alone) will not repeated only use Agility.

Staged and Bi curious as RayWilliamJohnson would say!

[SuperTails92]

@weather12guy I see you've never played any first gen games or read the info.

[weather12guy]

@SuperTails92 In fact I have in both case, and I tried it. It does not work, or I have not hit a point where it would repeat but honestly its staged

[SuperTails92]

@weather12guy Honestly, it's not. A lot of people now have left their own comments saying how it's happened to them as well with various opponents, not only Dragonite. Uberpwnage13's comment sums it up perfectly, the first games just have very shoddy AI. I'm sorry because I have no way to effectively prove this to you, but really, you're just not hitting a point where it would repeat.

[PSelver]

Why does it only use agility?

[MrUmbreon1994]

yep taking advantge of thier low AI =w= its why Gen V is much better higher AI (Autmoated Intlegance)

[ultratog1028]

To bad this isn't a legit pokemon game. That's the original Green sprite of dragonite. Never released in english.

[TehD00de]

should be renamed "why AI fails at life"

[WolFen1170]

SO!FUCKING!CUTE!!!...

[HomicideZero]

@NarutoAnimeCat 16

[Nl2212]

+1 because the description is funny as hell. And dragonites pwn

[dboss989]

Dragonites that only know agility at lvl 66...this is truely a sad moment in history

[sonickeith]

Glitches dont mean dragonites suck at life.... they do indeed rule all sir go watch ITS DRAGONITE BITCHES!!!

[Alustar22]

this thing was so staged...

[Pojechany1994]

omfg what cheats you used dragonite cant lost against zubat bi&^%$ unfair

[007isYoshi]

@Pojechany1994 It's not a cheat. Toxic kills anything within 8 turns unless poison is healed. Man people are stupid. And I'm not saying that because you didn't know toxic, its the way you presented yourself.

[Pojechany1994]

@007isYoshi

man im kidding ;p

[MrShakenbake930]

@Pojechany1994 you have good grammar.

[Pojechany1994]

@MrShakenbake930

Thanks short coments are best to hide grammar am i right?

[Desgax]

fucking dragonites, how do they work?

[floooooooooooooooood]

Didn''t multiple level ups occur one at a time back then?

[SuperTails92]

@floooooooooooooooood Nope, you could probably (don't quote me on this) instantly go from level 2 to 100 if you had the means to a ludicrously high enough amount of EXP to sap in Gen 1.

[floooooooooooooooood]

@SuperTails92 need to rephrase, I don't mean the ability to level up multiple times I mean the way multiple level ups are displayed. I thought it said congrats you got to level 3, then well done level 4, 5, 6 all the way up to 14 instead of jjust saing you've reached level 14.

[SuperTails92]

@floooooooooooooooood Oh no, that's what I meant. Sorry, I should've probably phrased that better myself... To clarify, no, if you get enough EXP to gain more than one level at once in Gen 1, you'll just automatically skip the levels in between, which isn't so great considering you miss any and all moves that are learned on any skipped levels. This is fixed by Gen 2 due to the addition of the EXP Bar, I'm guessing.

Er, sorry if I'm still confusing, I'm not that good at wording things...

[RumbleAgents]

LAWL

[Animeaddict009]

That was the best description I've ever read ever. In all seriousness, thank you for that enjoyable end to my day.

[SuperTails92]

@Animeaddict009 Oh, you're welcome. :D

[asp4eva]

nice job 

[zatchbell89]

dragonite looks fucking high in this

[TheAxeFish]

did you record the sounds with a potato?

[Halo1Pokemon1Master]

To all the overenthusiastic Dragonite supporters, guess what?

GARCHOMP BEATS DRAGONITE

anyway, to the original poster, thanks for the tip.

[ThnksFrThMmrs1500]

after a dragon dance, garchamp falls to the master

[Halo1Pokemon1Master]

@ThnksFrThMmrs1500 That implies Chompy will let Dragonite get a Dragon Dance off before the orange Barney gets obliterated...

[ThnksFrThMmrs1500]

@Halo1Pokemon1Master or Dragonite has already set up and garchomp tries to revenge kill

[Halo1Pokemon1Master]

@ThnksFrThMmrs1500 Implying it's a roster battle and not a 1v1.

In a 1v1 no setup, Dragonite gets pounded.

[Halo1Pokemon1Master]

In a 1v1 w/setup, Orange Barney still gets pounded, because Garchomp can set up and beef his defense stats... or just nail Dragonite with two quick hits for the KO.

[ThnksFrThMmrs1500]

@Halo1Pokemon1Master Did i mention dragonite is IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING!?!?!? :D

[Halo1Pokemon1Master]

@ThnksFrThMmrs1500 Not immune to a Pokemon with an attack stat so high, it was banned from competitive play for TWO GENERATIONS of games, even after Gen V hit it with the nerf bat. It's speed is nothing to scoff at as well... 1-2 hits with Dragon Claw, poor Dragonite.

Someone should do a video on Garchomp, because he's the true boss of Dragon-type non-legendary Pokemon. Heck, even some draconic Legendaries are beaten down by his attack stat.

[ThnksFrThMmrs1500]

@Halo1Pokemon1Master  by this time you realize i am just being a troll. and arguing with me is pointless cus i will never give up. DRAGONITE!!!!!

[KINFIN123]

Effective use of a programming error. I'll have to keep this in mine when I do an LP of a gen 1 game. Meheheheheh

[greenbladex]

ZUBAT? NOT A DRAGON TYPE!!

[ACombineOfficer]

"Because the AI in the generation one games had the same thought processing power as whoever decided to push Hornswaggle as the WWE's top face the past couple years." Lol that is win why hasn't anybodah commented on that yet?

[barkalar330]

I assume he glitched up. XD

[KG7777]

Wow! This is just so awesome, words just can't describe it! I never knew about this error in the original three games' (four, if you want to count Yellow) programming. Next time I feel like popping in my Blue/Yellow, I'll be sure to use a few Pokèmon to exploit this. May be the first time I beat the G1 Elite Four... -_-; Sad, huh?

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

(Read the description)

ok..

(a fucking chapter book of reading)

....

FUCK THAT SHIT

[CopyRezo36]

I read the description, but you got to admit, the title of the video is trolling fans of the "OD of the OG" unintentionally or otherwise.

[SuperTails92]

@CopyRezo36 I'm an idiot so you'll have to excuse me for not knowing what "OD of the OG" is, but I'm guessing it's Dragonite. So my response is yeah, while I didn't mean for it to be insulting when I first made this (because I honestly didn't expect it to get more than a couple hundred views), once I started getting death threats for it and it became the semi-consistent number one video when you Google Dragonite, I just couldn't change the title.

[CopyRezo36]

@SuperTails92 It's cool :) The video I am referencing is that "It's Dragonite, Bitch!' video that is very popular among Dragonite enthusiasts. (incidentally, many of the comments on your video also reference it.) "OD of the OG" stands for "Original Dragon of the Original Generation". Probably just to make it sound more gangster. lol

[SuperTails92]

@CopyRezo36 Ah, I see. I was wondering where all these comments about cocksuckery and such were coming from. I guess I should probably get around to watching it to see what all of this is about, so thanks for pointing it out and such. :B

[wwrulk]

@SuperTails92 You got death threats from this? I guess serious threats that could get you arrested don't mean as much as they used to.

[SuperTails92]

@wwrulk Well, by death threats I meant the usual ten year old YouTuber "I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT IF I EVER SEE YOU ON THE STREET" type, so I don't know if that actually counts as serious or not. Still pretty hilarious to me regardless though.

[Rakeization]

@SuperTails92 That's gay I outta dress up in a dragonite costume and beat the shit out of them for you.

[SuperTails92]

@Rakeization Unfortunately, they'd probably really enjoy that. Thanks for the offer, though.

[PeterSteelePowerINC]

This shit happened to me as well actually. against Blue's Tyranitar, who kept using earthquake against my charizard, not realizing it was a flying type.

[TheArchangel268]

...wow...the MOST FAKE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN obviously its fake cause there is no border in the old games like that plus you cant change the border so this guy who made this video is not a very good editer...so in short...zubat...GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE

[SuperTails92]

@TheArchangel268 Durrrr one of the first things I say in the info is that the reason the text border is different is because this is a hack of Red and the guy who hacked it changed various things, text border included.

I will say that I am somewhat surprised though that you're the very first person to my knowledge to ever point out the text border thing, I honestly was expecting everyone to point to that immediately when crying "fake". So uh, congrats, I guess.

[SuperSonicPunk]

@TheArchangel268

Fucking troll. 

[KnightOfMu]

Zubat? NOT A DRAGON TYPE.

[tsukigensou]

I love your analogy to Hornswoggle lol

[Rayquaza911]

lmao only to lv14 that's like 1000-1500 exp. Fail Dragonite.

[castelgaurd]

tl;dr 

[followme123p]

lol level 3 zubat: ZUBAT EVOLVED TO LEVEL 14!!! just kuz it felt like skipping 11 levels

[konata26]

DRAGONITE IS THE MOST REAL NIGGER EVER HE IS IMMUNE TO ALMOST FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!!

[TheSprice17]

DRAGONITE WINS AT LIFE EVERY DAY. you obviously had a friend let you win.

[galactanick]

@TheSprice17 please read the friggen discription

[TheSprice17]

@galactanick cool.

[RoundOrangeBox]

We all know that Zubat was just another Dragonite in disguise.

[spenellichan]

"Because the AI in the generation one games had the same thought processing power as whoever decided to push Hornswaggle as the WWE's top face the past couple years" LMFAO

[Chase1002newaccount]

i call hacks.

[tubbyor]

Wow, that is hilarious! fail dragonite!!!!!!!!!!

[IMPRACTICALUSERNAME]

THE OD OF THE OG

[iamryan93176]

i had the same thing happen in my red game, i was using rydon against dragonair and all it did was agility the whole time... easy win lol

[paxpacis2]

@TheDaveDaveDave100 BITCHES. LOVE. DRAGONITE

[T0X1CSPIKES]

This makes so much sense now, dragonite would never attack my venusaur cause it was a poison type and i would do the same thing, toxic-stall it out XD

[naruot123456789]

THAT BITCH WENT TO 14 ONLY ? What a rip. Funny video and That description was beast.

[Nekoyuki]

Description is fantastic, I learned things I didn't know prior to seeing it and this video, people will continue to spam you with troll comments and/or stupid comments from not reading it...

PSYCHIC SUPER EFFECTIVE GOGOGO!!!

[allhailSTEWIEGRIFFIN]

i lol'd at the description

[ChrisIsSoPro]

SO. FUCKING. CUTE.

[HaxxorsProduction]

Lmao