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  • pocket aces.. hmm i'll rai..TOO LATE flop comes a king 2

  • It takes all skill out of card games.....:(

  • q demora do carai

  • I truly HATE that thing, it will ruin poker. Automatic shuffling machines were the beggining, now this, and if people continue to rely on any kind of them, then not only poker but the entire humanity will be totally destroyed.

  • Et ba je croyait ke les machine etait faite pour aller plus vite ke les humains...

    Avec un robot comme sa a sa table on peut jouer environ, aller 3 coup en 1/2 heures lol

  • what the hell game is it dealing?

  • @BruceWLA hint....it's in the title.....

  • @BruceWLA Texas hold 'em

  • it looks like its taking a card shit

  • or you could just get a dealer

  • darn.. that thing doesn't give ANY time for ANY bets..

  • @rarerudi You're so dumb, that i just couldnt post this. Do you see, that cards arent shown? When the preflop action is done, one of the players show the cards, than turn and river. Really man, what the fuck.

  • @monsterk2k that would be the job of a dealer, wouldn't it? this is an example of technology that doesn't help humans AT ALL. -_-;

  • nice work..

  • my granma is faster...

  • online players have bragging rights to how many hands they play a year versus live, "old school" players...Now the old school players will bragging about how many hands they play with live dealers...This thing is slow as shit!

  • 3 years later...

  • will it blend? thats the question

  • make it faster than a human and it might be usefull, and take out job to people who try to work

  • And - no smiles - and - no shapely form - to distract you from having a good time

    This will be great - all you need to add is the robot gamblers

  • this is cool..but if you do it yourself, you'll save about 50 seconds.

  • who flips the cards....lol who deals it 3 times?? i made a cuppa Tea..drank it then wanked quicker than this

  • the robot can deal i'll give you that but it can't even flip the cards over to see the community cards how is anybody going to know who has the best hand???

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh Aces yay! lol

    

  • face down poker : /

  • "-Let's run it 3 times"

    "ERROR-ERROR-ERROR-..."

  • At least robots should be very fast and reliable. Communication should be their main problem

  • I jizzed!

  • at least you don't need to tip it

  • I deal faster

  • now u need a way to flip the cards over for the community cards

  • FASTER machine plz jesus.

  • I think this is very cool! Well done!

  • 7 Card stud, or maybe 5 card draw in which everyone redraws all their cards every hand

  • Whilst some smart guy was designing and building this...vickfan203 was asking people if they wanted fries with their order, probably.

  • ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))­))

  • well... you still need someone το count the chips,flip the cards over,and blame him when you lose a hand,so..... :P

  • With friends the speed is cool,we're not online...!

  • fuck that

  • z Z z Z z Z z !!! :)

  • Like most dealers, it doesn't speak English.

  • it could be a bit faster

  • Well it's slow but it's pretty neat anyway.

  • two hours later...

    human:have you finished yet?!

    machine:no!... i just finshed pasing 2 cards for all four players!

    :)

  • need to speed up little more :) i like it.

  • nice but there is no point in making something that is slower then human speed

  • now if it could only turn those cards over and shuffle when finished

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  • it looks like its shitting out cards

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  • WHAT ABOUT THE FLOP?

  • @minimite312  the machine put it down but with the wrong sid up.

  • Well..... For people bashing it, It was a Project for his class! He doesn't work for a company or anything!

    If you take that prototype and could make if faster (more efficient) and deal the flop, turn, and river face up (without showing them before hand) this would be Very Good!

  • aha and how can we see the flop, turn and river???

  • Бля, уснуть можно пока эта штука сдает карты...

  • The best site I've found that has an honest guide to playing online poker is poker201.com.

  • I'd like to see some of you fags put batteries into a toy, let alone create a device like this.

  • wow... look at technology... what a disgrace... technology just has to get it's hands on every single fucking THING on earth... if you'd want to have a "robot dealer", that would just open a whole scam industry for more greedy innovators.. i do not approve...

  • Nice. No misdeals here, I guess. What if the machine shoots a card too fast and it cuts my throat?

  • That would be cool if it flipped the community cards.

  • You guys are hating on this way too much. It's actually a cool idea. Think about it. If perfected, and some of the time-consuming kinks are worked out of the bot, and an arm was built to flip the community, this would be fully functional. The concept is executed.. Great job, don't let these dousche-bag assholes discourage you from working to perfect this.

  • pfff stupid robot....cant even show the flop.....if we are gonna get taken over by robots...then i think we have nothing to worry about....

  • i cant see the flop... lol

  • I was waiting to be impressed with the robot being able to turn the flop cards over.

  • In Texas Hold'em, we deal the community cards face up.

  • that shit is to slow dude..nice any way

  • don't give up your day job just yet!!!

  • wots the dealer goner spend his 5% on???

  • please turn the flop dealer !!!!

  • TO LONG AND SO BORING!!

  • it looks like its pooping the cards out

  • I love the way you have no friends to play with

  • @1KenBarlow OMG I did actually LOL

  • Great proof of concept. I hope you got a great mark for this one.

  • che figata!

  • Pretty cool, but I dunno, it wouldn't be poker without a real dealer.

  • That is awesome! Just up the speed or other updates and it's completely done :)

  • I really appreciate the concept for which you have discovered this product, but its the human nature that everybody like a live person to do that dealing job for this purpose. But anyhow its a good discovery.

    Thanks

  • who is supposed to turn the cards? :D

  • Awesome!! How much for one?

  • thats pretty interesting. now just add a chip vacuum to collect the pot. then with compressed air and cannon barrel you can shoot the chips at the winning player like Rambo lol.

  • lol how lazy is this world becoming??

  • lol how lazy is this world becoming?

  • DEY TOOK OUR JERBS

  • maybe if the cards in the "dealers" hand were enclosed and for the flop it would flip over its hand and deal from the bottom or the original top ...that would be cool

  • who shuffles?

  • djj811 i prefer dealers with blonde hair big boobs , big asses and of course she should be naked!!! :)

  • and who will flip over the flop cards?????????

  • Yea all humans are replaced. But this would be cool but if speed was increased maybe 8-12%.

  • slow

  • These thing will rule the casinos in the future uuhhmm far future ofc :P

  • gr8 machine, who collects the cards after? lol

  • why replace human by machine every time ???

  • its slow

  • cool only takes like a year to deal the cards

  • than cant concentrade anymore :-)

  • cool but slow xD

  • hahaha

  • awesome

  • Aw it doesn't flip the community cards over?

  • okay but where is the beer dispenser?

  • pretty cool, can it shuffle the cards too?

  • Hm, interesting project. Good job!

  • bullshit...

  • pretty cool

  • If u guys want to see a real cool automatic hand held card dealer check out wheelrdealer on youtube

  • little faster and portable, top product.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz

  • Taking a look at this, if you could get an arm with a pivotal tray, to turn the cards over, coming out from under the shoot you would be pretty good.

    If you want more suggestions on what else to do let me know...I got some great ideas to add to the project that could make it go to the casinos.

  • fail

  • It looks like it's shitting cards

  • WHY?!!!!!

  • does it turn the cards over and count the chips when some1 raises and asks every1 at the table "check or bet?"

  • playing 10 hands /hour LOL!

  • nice too slow tho

  • this is cool!

  • by the time the hand is dealt, poker night is over....

  • roflsauce!

  • @vickfan203

    ahahahahaahhahah

  • @vickfan203 Seriously. With the speed that that thing turns it would be easy to speed up the feeder.

  • @vickfan203 lol

  • I am impressed ;P

  • So that's what it looks like to poop out a card.

  • hey why is it putting the  3 cards down what are those for?? i always see 3 cards unused ??? wtf??

  • burn cards before flop turn and river

  • why?

  • Because that's how poker is played.

  • from the beginning when this game was played by the cowboys (lol) it was because the cards was often in such bad shape (every card was marked) by burning the first card before the flop turn and river no one knew witch card was coming before it was dealt (spelling?!)

  • hahah that makes alot of sence man cool to know thanks for the info :D

  • im a dealer myself, although it wouldn't cut it in the casinos lol its still a nifty invention. great video.

  • than you need:

    1 man to shuffle

    1 man to feed the machine

    1 man to turn the board

    1 man to fix it, if its not working, lol

    nice idea

  • I'm pretty sure 1 man could shuffle, feed the machine, and turn the board. You wouldn't need three guys to do that. lol

  • who is so lazy that they cant throw a few cards? Oo

  • can't you read? "yes i know it is slow but it is a proof of concept not a consumer product"

  • hahhahah 3 hands and hour

  • It probably looks cool here but in it would be too slow in the casinos.

    So your probably going to make it a bit faster

  • you should see you you can attach something so when it turns to spit a burn card, it flips the others.. could be tricky, but if you can build that amazing machine i'm sure you can figure that out.

  • hahaha nice

  • good job

  • wow could u make the machine deal any slower??

  • like to see you make one thats better...

    fucking noob think he invented water... sjees

  • it is slow as shit

  • nice job dude!

  • It's great but... it can't turn the community cards? So you still gotta do that yourself...

    Looks pretty amazing though

  • when will we see a flop??? lol

  • awesome

  • Nice project

  • wow,sick

  • simply brilliant, but does this thing also remove the cards after play?

  • Only in america.

  • ok after that then what how does it know who's in and out after the flop this thing is only good for dealing the first hand b4 thr flop

  • that is one sweet machine, amazing

  • thats pretty fuckin amazing that sunshine,

    could do with some work, but it'd be a great party piece :]

  • bit slow but

  • amazing as it is, i think i would rather have someone there.....

  • does the flop turn and river come out upside down?

  • ppl make decision longer than 53 seconds

    plus musta took long to make that thing

    dont hate on it

    plus its not THAT bad, its pretty good

  • wow that is SHIT.learn to deal

  • That looks cute ^^

  • FUNNY ASS comments lmao, "my printer spits out faster than that" "by the time i see the river the blinds will be 200/400" hahaha good ones

  • haha too slow, takes ages!

  • lol what time does the next hand start. oh some one turn the flop over so we can see what it is.  what a nightmare that thing is lol ... rofl......wait...wait..I have to see it again.

  • Wow! you will be able to play one game every week! simply amazing.NOT!

  • lol my inkjet printer spits out faster than that

  • by the time i see the river, the blinds will be 200/400.

  • haha nice asong

  • neat idea but main reasons why it wont work are

    1. It can be tamperd with so a human would have to stand next to it anyway

    2. i dont see any way for it to shuffle

    3. It dosn't flip the cards right side up for the flop

    so rather then spending the money to get it to work properly its easyer just to pay a human dealer an hourly wage to do all these things.

  • Which is what I'm off to do in an hour. Thanks for making me feel secure about my job :P But nice work in robotics too... I bet yours is more precise and never flashes a card.

  • cool!! But very....slow!!!

  • slow as hell

  • Obviously it's way too slow to be considered as a viable option in a casino, but that's not the point. Many new things like this won't be great in the development stage, that's why you would develop them to become faster. But you couldn't use it in a casino anyway, because you have to have a person decide which hand is the winner.

  • WAY too slow

  • What do you think his budget was... it's a SCHOOL project