@Jcolinsol, fatness doesn't relate to health? So are you trolling or just on meth? I suppose there have never been any causal links between smoking and health, or between gunshot wounds and death either?
Good trolling though, you act so self-righteous it actually looks like you believe the idiotic claims you are making.
"I'd hate to dig up the pork capsule in the backyard unless it's totally necessary". I don't think this one is a parody. It clearly says in the pork capsule manual that you should only extract the pork from the capsule in case of extreme emergencies (Less than 200 pounds of beef per person per day). Their remaining reserve of 6000lbs of beef shank cross cuts will give the Whartons enough strength to refill their beef stockpiles before meat withdrawal kicks in. Trust me, I'm a former meat addict.
Good lord....this is totally out of control. Every day you wake up another person is dead from E-Coli....every day. Now it's cantaloupes that's killing people, ..before it was tomatoes...and then beef....and it goes on and on and on!!! I mean it's just nuts.....I am living off Krespy Creme doughnuts...only thing that isn't tainted
Sure I weigh 900lbs from eating all the doughnuts but at least I'm not dying
@mrswartz is that the conclusion you came to? Hey youtubers mrswartz thinks that the over weight people in this video eat too much meat! Thanks mr swartz!!!!!!!! i donno how i'd figure that out for myself
if you peel back the layers on the " onion" it gives you insight into the way people are for real but no the onion is not real. it is a parody. satire. sarcasm. scathing wit. get it?
@DeadlikeaPixel IKR! I dont get why some females who already are super skinny want to be skinner.....tbh skinny really isnt attractive as a chick with a fatass lol
@confusedkid6 Even though i'm a straight woman, I prefer women who aren't as skinny as a toothpick but not as big as a whale. In the middle. LOL Why am I talking about this?
Meh, fat doesn't have much to do with it. A lot of thin women are sexy, a lot of fat women are damn sexy too. Having some kind of predetermined preference for particular body types sounds like some kind of weird form of sexual-maladjustment.
And, you know, we judge people on their character, rather than their appearance as well.
Well, then you're in luck, because it's actually not true that being fat is unhealthy. Much of the research which suggested that conclusion is antiquated, poorly conducted, and more and more science is showing that there is no causative relationship between fat and health.
So, basically, it would be bigoted to assume that if someone is fat, they are unhealthy. You simply can't draw that conclusion rationally.
@Jcolinsol Its not a perfect correlation, but theres a pretty good chance that someone fat will also be unhealthy. This is why people I know who are fat get tired when doing easy tasks, like walking up stairs. Its just not a turn on for me, in the same way smoking isnt.
It's a correlation that likely has other causes. If a fat person happens to be out of shape, it's likely not because their fat, it's more likely to be because they are shamed by society about their bodies, and don't get enough exercise as a result. Do you see now? You are equating them with smokers, as if being fat is a choice they made, a bad habit. It's not, it is their body.
You are helping to perpetuate the stereotype. Let it go, and learn to appreciate people more.
@Jcolinsol In most cases, fat IS a choice! I was fat, I started exercising and eating right, now I am not fat... Obesity is crippling public healthcare btw, fat people literally need to shape up, because its a big problem.
Those are big assumptions to make, and assumptions that you simply can't logically draw about people from a glance. And no, no one has an obligation to make themselves thin to satisfy you. Weightloss is now commonly shown to be unhealthy.
And no, fat people aren't affecting healthcare, and aren't a problem, because being fat has no negative impact on health. I've already argued this, you failed to argue otherwise, you are clinging to an anachronistic stereotype.
@Jcolinsol Google '2050 nhs obesity', then click the second link. Everything you say is so wrong I can only assume youre being saracastic. 'being fat has no negative impact on health'? Just wrong! Goodbye!
Even if fatness did relate to health, and there is no causal link, your argument wouldn't make sense. It's the equivalent of your saying, "I just don't find paraplegics sexy, they can't go up stairs, it's just not attractive". And that's fine, if a little callous, but when you then go on to cast aspersions on people who are open minded enough to like a paraplegic, you just prove that you're speaking from your own emotional insecurities, not from facts.
I trust that, in time, most of humanity's intellectual endeavors will be recognized as a sort of collective trolling, perpetrated by trolls who refused to accept that they were trolls.
"He was sweating a lot more than usual." LMAO! I would have assumed that the Whartons would have been slightly larger than they are. They must have an extremely high metabolism if they have lost so much mass after 90% of their purchased beef was affected by the recall.
Rarely does a story tug at the heart like this one. This poor family enduring the hardship and misfortune of a 96,000 pound beef recall with only 6,000 pounds of untainted beef shank cross cuts as some small consolation. It could happen to any of us.
These guys are worse than fox! 96,000 POUNDS! I think they meant grams, or ounces. There was nowhere near 96,000lbs in that house. This is disgusting. Americans live like fat slobs.
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@flippy55555 ok obiously NOT everyone knows it cuz if you read fucking comments theres a lot of people bitching about them and i was replying to someone who was complaining bout unsubscribing to the onion because of ads. so why dont you shut the fuck up and i'm sure a lot of people are cool with you and your bitch ass motcho attitude
several dozen flank steaks for breakfast?!?!?!?! you gotta get up at 3AM to eat that much! would love to live there if beef is roasting 24/7... did someone win the lotto?
@cd949604 Actually, there's news today (and you can search it on Google) that children from Spain and the UK have a higher obesity rate than Children in the U.S. It's basically everywhere now.
You know things are getting serious when you have to dig up your pork capsule.My prayers go out to this family.And before people start bashing 'mericans for being cry babies,let me just inform your foreign asses that in your third world country this might happen on a daily basis,and you might be used to it,but losing thousands and thousands of pounds of beef that could have been eaten during a NASCAR event is a big deal to us.Copy and Paste this is you are a proud AMERICAN. Cherish your Beef!
that's america for you
kit2ng219 4 days ago
@kit2ng219 To be fair, Argentina, Australia, New Zealand, Portugal, Austria, and Greece all consume more meat per capita than the US.
cyanmanta 23 hours ago
@Jcolinsol, fatness doesn't relate to health? So are you trolling or just on meth? I suppose there have never been any causal links between smoking and health, or between gunshot wounds and death either?
Good trolling though, you act so self-righteous it actually looks like you believe the idiotic claims you are making.
coqmuncher 3 weeks ago
If you cooked the meat wouldn't you not get sick :S
skaught911 3 weeks ago
"I couldn't even finish my beef"
InsertName125 3 weeks ago
standard US family
Legitimatemuffins 4 weeks ago
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i imagine this is how the worls sees americans
SobingDeath 1 month ago
1:29 I swear he just wanted to laugh when he said "reserve!"
tch3n93 1 month ago
Meanwhile,in africa......
ChainmailleAddiction 2 months ago
"I'd hate to dig up the pork capsule in the backyard unless it's totally necessary". I don't think this one is a parody. It clearly says in the pork capsule manual that you should only extract the pork from the capsule in case of extreme emergencies (Less than 200 pounds of beef per person per day). Their remaining reserve of 6000lbs of beef shank cross cuts will give the Whartons enough strength to refill their beef stockpiles before meat withdrawal kicks in. Trust me, I'm a former meat addict.
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eat beef...!!!
TheYouwontgetit 4 months ago
this is problably my favorite onion video :)
lilcheevous 4 months ago
Good lord....this is totally out of control. Every day you wake up another person is dead from E-Coli....every day. Now it's cantaloupes that's killing people, ..before it was tomatoes...and then beef....and it goes on and on and on!!! I mean it's just nuts.....I am living off Krespy Creme doughnuts...only thing that isn't tainted
Sure I weigh 900lbs from eating all the doughnuts but at least I'm not dying
MatrixFactoryGuy 4 months ago 13
@MatrixFactoryGuy you could move to canada. it's pretty cool here.
dudeapokemon 6 days ago
im digging a hole for my pork capsule right now!
h3ftw 5 months ago 2
Meh... I've seen fatter.
ToothpasteCannon 5 months ago
he was sweating alot more than usual LAWL
kreigsmann 5 months ago
I love Flank Steak!
chabochi1 6 months ago
Pork capsule!
Lennybrucelee13 7 months ago
they eat to much meat lol..look that those rolls..
mrswartz 7 months ago
@mrswartz is that the conclusion you came to? Hey youtubers mrswartz thinks that the over weight people in this video eat too much meat! Thanks mr swartz!!!!!!!! i donno how i'd figure that out for myself
JewishNiggers99 5 months ago
Al Qaeda's still a thing?
Witness51 9 months ago
Lol, this is one of my favorite episodes ever. Quite the typical American family too.
otnomnoraa 9 months ago
@otnomnoraa my ass lol... never met any family like that in my life XD
MalcolmLC 7 months ago
they look sooo sad when tehy are taking the beef away! XDD
sarah201ify 11 months ago
rofl. he was sweating alot more than usual xD
muffinman127 11 months ago
Gotta go dig up that beef capsule now...
Dockofusa 1 year ago
SHES WORRIED ABOUT HER FAMILY`S HEALTH!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
kingricky71 1 year ago
where do they find these ppl?? damn they are awesome. the onion and the ppl they find.
thepower1802 1 year ago
1:12 Dammit Bobby! i told you those are MY flank stakes! I tell ya whut.
tvap1122 1 year ago 2
if you peel back the layers on the " onion" it gives you insight into the way people are for real but no the onion is not real. it is a parody. satire. sarcasm. scathing wit. get it?
vgb42222 1 year ago
23 meat chili ftw lol
Colby2Cheese 1 year ago
he was sweating a lot more than usual lol
downsideup100 1 year ago 5
"the pork capsule in the backyard" ROFL
AbecedariusRex 1 year ago
Great vid. And yes, The Onion is like a comedy news company.
ViolaCrysis 1 year ago
were they serious about all that meat??
fred92ily 1 year ago
@fred92ily Lol! No. The Onion is a spoof news channel.
bonniekilty 1 year ago
Really? Al-queda is still a thing?... xD!
702NotH1ngN3sS 1 year ago
"when i bring home a few tons of meat to my family..." say whaaaaaaat ?
WeztNinja 1 year ago
imagine how they could make things like this look real? FTW ! they are totally awesome. and rich. =D
probomberz 1 year ago
OMG 1:15 the kid is totally playing with his cock
ukguy 1 year ago
haha. "experts say e. coli will likely not be their cause of death"
Taurenspoon 1 year ago 4
lmao
This is definitely one of the better episodes
aggradef 1 year ago
The stories that scroll at the bottom are also hillarious
toba122 1 year ago
sweating alot more then usual...LOL!!!
Rob8729 1 year ago
Epic.
andyllamanipl 1 year ago
I'd hate to dig up the pork capsule in the backyard unless it's totally necesary. LMFAO
mamaluigitoyou 1 year ago
who the fuck lives like this rofl.
Runescapeg0d3S 1 year ago 2
anyone else think the mom looks like an overweight Drew Barrymore??
henrysbaby08 1 year ago 96
@henrysbaby08 The mom totally looks and sounds like Drew Barrymore, plus a few lbs. Good call!
michel7773 1 year ago 2
@henrysbaby08 OMG she does lolol
MEGABOINK65 1 year ago
@henrysbaby08
I think it is Drew Barrymore with a bunch of makeup and prosthetics. They did make a video about her in the past...
Kiwibirdman1701 1 year ago
@henrysbaby08 umm isnt Drew Barrymore overweight?
confusedkid6 5 months ago
@confusedkid6 No? It's called curves. Not everyone in the world looks anorexic.
DeadlikeaPixel 3 months ago
@DeadlikeaPixel Who said anything about anorexia....Drew Berry more is fat...I know you saw her part in Charlie's Angels lol
confusedkid6 3 months ago
@confusedkid6 I was exagerating, AKA, I meant that not everyone looks skinny as fuck.
DeadlikeaPixel 3 months ago
@DeadlikeaPixel IKR! I dont get why some females who already are super skinny want to be skinner.....tbh skinny really isnt attractive as a chick with a fatass lol
confusedkid6 3 months ago
@confusedkid6 Even though i'm a straight woman, I prefer women who aren't as skinny as a toothpick but not as big as a whale. In the middle. LOL Why am I talking about this?
DeadlikeaPixel 3 months ago
@DeadlikeaPixel you perfer? giggity! lol
confusedkid6 3 months ago
@confusedkid6 LOL XD
DeadlikeaPixel 3 months ago
@DeadlikeaPixel
Meh, fat doesn't have much to do with it. A lot of thin women are sexy, a lot of fat women are damn sexy too. Having some kind of predetermined preference for particular body types sounds like some kind of weird form of sexual-maladjustment.
And, you know, we judge people on their character, rather than their appearance as well.
Jcolinsol 1 month ago
@Jcolinsol Fat women are sexy?
otherjr 4 weeks ago
@otherjr
Hell yes.
I pity the pubescent wonk who can't appreciate a fat woman.
Jcolinsol 3 weeks ago
@Jcolinsol Meh, I just cant get over the whole incredibly unhealthy thing.
otherjr 3 weeks ago
@otherjr
Well, then you're in luck, because it's actually not true that being fat is unhealthy. Much of the research which suggested that conclusion is antiquated, poorly conducted, and more and more science is showing that there is no causative relationship between fat and health.
So, basically, it would be bigoted to assume that if someone is fat, they are unhealthy. You simply can't draw that conclusion rationally.
Jcolinsol 3 weeks ago
@Jcolinsol Its not a perfect correlation, but theres a pretty good chance that someone fat will also be unhealthy. This is why people I know who are fat get tired when doing easy tasks, like walking up stairs. Its just not a turn on for me, in the same way smoking isnt.
otherjr 3 weeks ago
@otherjr
It's a correlation that likely has other causes. If a fat person happens to be out of shape, it's likely not because their fat, it's more likely to be because they are shamed by society about their bodies, and don't get enough exercise as a result. Do you see now? You are equating them with smokers, as if being fat is a choice they made, a bad habit. It's not, it is their body.
You are helping to perpetuate the stereotype. Let it go, and learn to appreciate people more.
Jcolinsol 3 weeks ago
@Jcolinsol In most cases, fat IS a choice! I was fat, I started exercising and eating right, now I am not fat... Obesity is crippling public healthcare btw, fat people literally need to shape up, because its a big problem.
otherjr 3 weeks ago
@otherjr
Those are big assumptions to make, and assumptions that you simply can't logically draw about people from a glance. And no, no one has an obligation to make themselves thin to satisfy you. Weightloss is now commonly shown to be unhealthy.
And no, fat people aren't affecting healthcare, and aren't a problem, because being fat has no negative impact on health. I've already argued this, you failed to argue otherwise, you are clinging to an anachronistic stereotype.
Jcolinsol 3 weeks ago
@Jcolinsol Google '2050 nhs obesity', then click the second link. Everything you say is so wrong I can only assume youre being saracastic. 'being fat has no negative impact on health'? Just wrong! Goodbye!
otherjr 3 weeks ago
@otherjr
Even if fatness did relate to health, and there is no causal link, your argument wouldn't make sense. It's the equivalent of your saying, "I just don't find paraplegics sexy, they can't go up stairs, it's just not attractive". And that's fine, if a little callous, but when you then go on to cast aspersions on people who are open minded enough to like a paraplegic, you just prove that you're speaking from your own emotional insecurities, not from facts.
Jcolinsol 3 weeks ago
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@Jcolinsol 'I pity the pubescent wonk who can't appreciate a fat woman'. Yeah, youre so open minded about what other people find attractive.
otherjr 3 weeks ago
@Jcolinsol 10/10 for trolling LOL so many bites
Wuutzorx 19 hours ago
@Wuutzorx
I trust that, in time, most of humanity's intellectual endeavors will be recognized as a sort of collective trolling, perpetrated by trolls who refused to accept that they were trolls.
Jcolinsol 19 hours ago
@Jcolinsol 10/10. Admirably articulated, acquaintance.
Wuutzorx 17 hours ago
@otherjr You mean well-marbled.
InsertName125 3 weeks ago
@henrysbaby08 she sounds like her too
WeAretheWalrii 2 days ago
great satire. The onion is the best
gofindyourownawesome 1 year ago 2
haha the onion ftw.
pwnablesam 1 year ago
Anyone else notice the sort-of-looking 'The Young Turks' anchor at 1:25?
ninjakiwi65 1 year ago
WOW.... who would've thought that Al Qaeda is still a thing?
thedonofnapoli 1 year ago
THE PART CAPSULE? WHAT?!
MsHojat 1 year ago
@MsHojat PORK capsule
TheSuperLulz 1 year ago
that so gross and funny at the same time!!!!
MargaretMcKissic 1 year ago
96,000 pounds i thought they meant the family theyre fucking huge
kernel246 1 year ago
Hey, Dishwalla had a lot of cool songs! There was one about blue cars, then counting something something...and of course, Master of Puppets.
Inediblehulk 1 year ago
LMAO
Temarifanforlife 1 year ago
I never laughed so hard in my life
fastedu1 1 year ago
WTF XD
Rsvloggity 1 year ago
"E.Coli still least likely way Whartons will die"
terribleluck 1 year ago
this one doesn't seem like their usual parody. This story is extremely believable. The family was from Ohio.
hippydude89 1 year ago 43
"al qaeda is still a thing"
laylanii 1 year ago 7
Typical vegetarians
BruiserDrop 1 year ago
holy shit, i have to try to work "pork capsule" into a conversation.
rhenfield 1 year ago
"id hate to dig up the pork capsule in the backyard unless its totally necessary" LOOOOOL
wek33 1 year ago
HaHaHa
Only in America!
Slaught1004 1 year ago 3
"He was sweating a lot more than usual." LMAO! I would have assumed that the Whartons would have been slightly larger than they are. They must have an extremely high metabolism if they have lost so much mass after 90% of their purchased beef was affected by the recall.
brianwesley28 1 year ago
I Want Revenge! bit . ly/jerku
jamac911 1 year ago
I Want Revenge! bit . ly/jerku
jamac911 1 year ago
WOW!! 23 meat chili... the texture must be superb!!...1 ton of meat daily..can i live with that!!..ahh !!! consumption at its finest
copperlocks1 1 year ago
90k pounds of chickan nuggets where recalled the other day. Im not joking!
LtVictor1 1 year ago
That stew looked good
Jascle03 1 year ago
Lololol so ironic... "But really, whats most important is my family's health" Roflmao!
ChZ001 1 year ago
Mary Wants beef lol lol lol lol
LtVictor1 1 year ago
Thank you pork capsule. Now I don't have to worry about them discovering the missing chicken I stole while they were gone on their grocery day. :)
booboo8706 1 year ago
that boy is from one bank commercial about "hidden fees"
lexxypexxy 1 year ago
The little kid is in those bank commercials.
BeranM 1 year ago
DONT TAKE SNORLAX'S BEEF
Kiyosal 1 year ago 2
i dont eat much meat any way.
9148037158 1 year ago
"A new CIA report shows Al Qaeda is still a thing" LOL
ScorchinBeats 1 year ago
mom:whats really important is my familys health.MY ASS
kingricky71 1 year ago
"He was sweating alot more than usual" XDDDD. lmao. <3 thisssss. god if it was real..i would sooooooooooooooooo watch the news then!
CiaraLovesDamon 1 year ago
Maybe the family is overeating because LaBron left?
pele6922 1 year ago
"Al Qaeda is still a thing"
rabbijudas 1 year ago
How do people NOT realized the Onion is a joke. It is fiction...
TheRW0575 1 year ago
Does the mom look like a fat drew Barrymore?
Balogm 1 year ago 2
Rarely does a story tug at the heart like this one. This poor family enduring the hardship and misfortune of a 96,000 pound beef recall with only 6,000 pounds of untainted beef shank cross cuts as some small consolation. It could happen to any of us.
argozempo 1 year ago 3
23 BEEF CHILI XD
masik7290 1 year ago
YOU FAT
hdzsound 1 year ago
So, so funny!
jonnybos20 1 year ago
These guys are worse than fox! 96,000 POUNDS! I think they meant grams, or ounces. There was nowhere near 96,000lbs in that house. This is disgusting. Americans live like fat slobs.
pdblouin33 1 year ago
@pdblouin33 I really do enjoy a good sweeping generalization every now and then.
PanimatePlox 1 year ago
@pdblouin33 Did you hear the creaking sounds of cranks and pulleys in your head when you done thunk up that comment?
YulKPitulate 1 year ago
@pdblouin33 umm.. this isn't a true story.. though it is for some americans however.. thats like me saying you and your country are cock suckers :)
5aimhigh5 1 year ago
@pdblouin33 You obviously aren't familiar with how comedy works...
gangstarrpirate 1 year ago
fat ppl funny
CptReed 1 year ago
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Roughneck8 1 year ago
Isn't the son the boy who wears a tshirt when swimming from Today Now?
kevinusmaximus 1 year ago
CIA reports show that Al Qaeda is still a thing!!! ROFL!!! Exactly. It's all bullshit. "The Base" was created and funded BY the CIA!
ghostgate82 1 year ago
Thumbs up! to show that the Onion is REAL
delixioso 1 year ago 227
Dan's Club. XD
siekuhl 1 year ago
couple tons a week
JvillnEnt 1 year ago
this is one of my new onion favourites. its definitely up there with "human head in cheeseburger" and all the other onion greats
tarnishedmercury 1 year ago
LOL @ pork capsule!!! poor them lmao XD... onion ftw
D413373R 1 year ago
family is fat as hell your health is already at risk
anonfalcon 1 year ago
Damn Fat asses!
falconmax1 1 year ago
I thought this was common for every american family?
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JaysThoughts 1 year ago
@JaysThoughts you're such a rebel
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shampoodaking 1 year ago
@shampoodaking Stop telling us that we all know it closes the window so shut the fuck up.
flippy55555 1 year ago
@flippy55555 ok obiously NOT everyone knows it cuz if you read fucking comments theres a lot of people bitching about them and i was replying to someone who was complaining bout unsubscribing to the onion because of ads. so why dont you shut the fuck up and i'm sure a lot of people are cool with you and your bitch ass motcho attitude
shampoodaking 1 year ago
23 meat chili...ewww
Alxmir23 1 year ago
nice to see something so american on the 4th of july
Greefus 1 year ago
Man how do they get people to make fun of them selves. Do they pay them lol
Patrick1176 1 year ago
Dan's Club lmao Sam's long lost brother lol
gqsmooth27 1 year ago
HOLY S**T!!!! 96,000 POUNDS OF BEEF FROM ONE FAMILY!!!! THE SON ATE SEVERAL DOZEN FLANK STEAKS!!!
theawanonymouscaller 1 year ago
"He was sweating a lot more than usual." LMAO!!!!!!
buzzz623 1 year ago 50
Gravy Well ftw
capnbomz 1 year ago
"health officials: e. coli still least likely way whartons will die" haha lmfao!
huswsimonbla 1 year ago
best
TeamRippnLipz1 1 year ago
several dozen flank steaks for breakfast?!?!?!?! you gotta get up at 3AM to eat that much! would love to live there if beef is roasting 24/7... did someone win the lotto?
mrbadx19 1 year ago
OH MY GOSH IS THAT THE KID FROM THE ALLY BANK COMMERIALS??!?! :D lol
captainchris12 1 year ago
definitely not vegetarian.
xanatose 1 year ago
Hey that's that fat kid from the race car insurance commercial.
ColtonGoalkeeper 1 year ago
Pork capsule!
Split539 1 year ago
1:35 That stew looks yummy?!
lol
bartonstaleter 1 year ago
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1:35 That stew looks yummy?!
lol
bartonstaleter 1 year ago
1:35 That stew looks yummy?!
lol
bartonstaleter 1 year ago
1:35 That stew looks yummy?!
lol
bartonstaleter 1 year ago
FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL LAUDS RESULTS OF NEW STUDY SHOWING MAJORITY OF TEENAGERS TOO OBESE TO ENGAGE IN RISKY SEXUAL BEHAVIOR
Fancysymbol 1 year ago 2
Is this real?
freedomsfart 1 year ago
@freedomsfart No lmao it's not real. It's from theonion.com
Lollymiss1 1 year ago
@freedomsfart Yes
msz1 1 year ago
The fatty family!!
bollocks2who 1 year ago
LOL, al qaeda is still a thing xD
chuck7790 1 year ago
he's losing his breath just talking and scratchn' his ballz!
1:14
tkdalexitf 1 year ago
LMAO this is amazing
atmatheprophet 1 year ago
Several -DOZEN- flank steaks for breakfast?!
WHAT!?
Dashuto 1 year ago
american thsese days....
cd949604 1 year ago
@cd949604 Actually, there's news today (and you can search it on Google) that children from Spain and the UK have a higher obesity rate than Children in the U.S. It's basically everywhere now.
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You know things are getting serious when you have to dig up your pork capsule.My prayers go out to this family.And before people start bashing 'mericans for being cry babies,let me just inform your foreign asses that in your third world country this might happen on a daily basis,and you might be used to it,but losing thousands and thousands of pounds of beef that could have been eaten during a NASCAR event is a big deal to us.Copy and Paste this is you are a proud AMERICAN. Cherish your Beef!
MsNimblevagrant 1 year ago 63
@MsNimblevagrant you must be very proud of your fellow americanz here
tkdalexitf 1 year ago
@tkdalexitf So damned proud. It's a brave 'merican that'll even consider dig'n up their pork capsule just to put food grub on the table.
MsNimblevagrant 1 year ago