Game Fails: Dark Messiah of Might and Magic "I know there's a pattern here... "

[Narfalots]

FALCON KICK

[TheSpartan00307]

FOOT...RO DAH

[TheZangoose1]

guard:i will kill you *gets kicked* ow ok now die *kicked* ow stop that *kicked* ok i wont kill you can you let me up the sta... *get kicked* die now *kicked* F#*@ this!

[kaejot]

i now want this game

[mike3mra]

The guy playing this must have been laughing his ass off. LOL

[morrisl123]

THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!...x7

[fiorillos]

FUSROHDAH KICK

[K33p3r99]

Someone give that guy a post-mortem medal.

[kouriichi]

Can i get this in a gif?

[Impulse9090]

Duke-Boot: On.

[cloud3441]

how do you get this game

[hunterofall]

@cloud3441

Gamestop or amazon

[jwnlink1]

Troll-winning!

[ljf3]

This is sparta

[Starfalko]

COME AT ME BRO!

[lxXxDaBossxXxl]

I demand a 10 hour video of this...

Knowing youtube someone probably will do it XD

[CShep99]

give that man a raise

[RussianSubject]

aww you hurt the wall, dont care about the guy tho

[Skinnypumba1]

i bet that guy used to be like an adventurer until he took an.... o screw it

[buzzkillington562]

FOOT RA TOE

[flipboitj]

Boot to the head

[BossPanzer]

Persistent bastard !!

[Adventchurr0]

Executor of Mr. Maldune's estate:"Next, to my know-it-all nephew, Ralston-"

Ralston:"This is so predictable."

Executor of Mr. Maldune's estate:"I leave, a boot to the head!"

Ralston:"Ugh, I knew it."

[ChaneyisBishop]

whats up with the penis-handled swords? is it the best weapon in the game?

[armelqb]

:D,my comment is on top

[Thedarkknight65]

Player: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

NPC: Nopeee Chuck Testa.

Player: NOOO Stay the FUCK DOWN THERE DAMN IT!

NPC: You mad bro?

Player: AH FUCK IT *Shoots girl* FUCKING BITCH

[Mofalcolm334]

Everytime he got kicked he walked those stairs slower and slower

[TheZZTOP29]

Persistent fucker, isn't he?

[AceS4289]

"Boot to the head"

[ladose1000]

where can i get this game free and full on my pc???

[ladose1000]

Where can i get this Game FREE AND FULL?.....please someone answer me i am looking for this game 4 months i really love it its so EPIC :/

[rgmztxy]

@ladose1000 Buy it you mooch. 

[MyArmalite1]

The Adventures of Sir Kicksalot Deathboot in the Land of the Conspicuously Placed Spike Racks!

[AllDayEveryDayXbox]

This Is S...

What The Hell

This Is Spar...

God Dammit

This Is Spart....

Seriously Fuck This Shit

*Arrow To The Face*

[MrWhiteOp]

We all do this to cops in GTA IV when they climb ladders and we knock them down. Good times.

[haloiscoolerthencod]

The end of that knife looks like a dildo...........

[Zanoxis]

"I'll get you!" *kicks* "Ow!...ok Im going to get you now!" *kicks* "ok...your dead!" *stumbles* "grr" *kicks* "Dont you move! Im going to get you this time!" *kicks and dies*

[blizzard319]

endless rage

[flavio8621]

cara duente parece que naum sa be joga naum



[TheKuroiKaze]

ahh this game is so much fun to play every once in a while i just wish it wasnt so damn glitchy

[ghostbuster1241]

FALCON KICK!

[sboy9700]

forget arrow in the knee

THIS is the next best thing

[codaman127]

@sboy9700 I used to be a train killer, but then I took a boot to the head down a flight of stairs. (First attempt)

[sboy9700]

@codaman127 eh

[TheOptimusprimus1]

Player: THIS IS SPARTA!!

Developer: Cut! Take Two! ACTION!

Player: THIS IS SPARTA!

Developer: Cut! Take three!

Victim:I QUIT!!

[ThaGrunts174]

"To you, I leave my entire, vast, boot to the head."

[MedicOnDutyVids]

BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!!

[Sliquus]

if at first you don't succeed...

[TheFelpsy]

@Sliquus ...don't skydive.

[mikemanthesuperhero]

His determination is admirable

[OmniscientAmbiance]

@mikemanthesuperhero Is there an END to his jurisdiction!?!

[TheFilmingInc]

To this day he shall be kicking in tell death

[Noobpwner82]

I see you "kick..."

[Atin621]

I used to be kick-ass like you, then i took an arrow to the knee

[FunnyGarrik]

I used to be a guard, then i got kicked down the stairs 6 times like a rag doll...

[unzens]

i know walking up didnt work last time but maybe now it will!!!

[deadpool1735]

dose anyone see the pattern and if you dont fuck u

[cage336]

@deadpool1735 why would you feel the need to write this commeny, man??.....

[animefreakaj]

Skyrim Beta 1.0.1 update: Added new guard line: I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[MunkyDrag0n]

Where's the conveniently-placed bottomless pit when you need it?

[theultimatekamikaze]

He should of been king of Persia in 300.... 

[JoeTheMeatbag]

Final moment: "All hostiles neutralized. Kill the witnesses."

[Khaibit44]

I am very glad to see this game featured in a fail

[Ghostlyghostgamer]

I used to kick people down the stairs, but then I got into shooting peasants in the face.

[GrandmasterBFunk]

is it just me or does the guy seem like he is gaining sexual pleasure from being kicked?

[FireEmblemGuy343]

I use to be a knight, but then I took a foot to my godamn face a couple of times.

[MikeTheCavemann]

gotta love the twist ending

[TheMasterLHeart]

the most powerful weapon in the world.... a foot to the face!

[TrippDanielsOfficial]

I used to be a guard like you....but then I took a kick in the face.

[321MPC]

It's OK guys, that guard was trying to kill that poor civilian. He deserved to get kicked in the face again and again... and again... and again. Which is OK because the civilian dies anyways

[MrMcMikeman]

i used to kick well like you then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Afromonkey86]

i love the way he looks over his shoulder

[abovethehorde]

damn this game has good physics

[gilbertroyalva]

Whats Chuck Norris doing there?

[Zody999]

*looks at last guy* no witnesses....

[hexmeohdear]

MOAR fun than Skyrim

[aBipolarTree]

kick...kick...kick...kick...sh­oot arrow? COMBO BREAKER!!!

[JoninJordan]

Ah the definition of insanity...how did it go again?

[youscootyou]

lol this game was awesome. i remember on that part i would keep freezing the floor at the top of the stairs and letting him slip ^^

[d34m0nh3]

dont worry,persistence will aggravate ur attacker

[demonhunter2121]

And... a boot to the head

[armelqb]

"Aint that a kick in the head?"

[BooneKids]

@armelqb That's from Fallout: New Vegas, right?

[armelqb]

@BooneKids yes

[biteme2367]

As long as he had his sword, he was fine

[agilesalmon]

gotta give him props...took a kick to the face 6 times each knocking him down the stairs hes the fucking boss to bad he couldnt take the 7th

[reNINTENDO]

I thought I warned you about stairs, bro. I told you, dawg.

[FOUNDSANDPIPER]

stop trying,your never going to make it.

[LadiciusFMU]

AH the Stairs....My Mortal Enemy....

[gatoman46]

roadhouse roadhouse roadhouse roadhouse

[armelqb]

determination stop his pain...

[Oomglool]

I guess he got

*puts on sunglasses*

Boo- *gets kicked in the face*

[Oomglool]

"Everybody was Kung-fu fighting, those kicks were fast as lightning!"

[ladose1000]

@Oomglool hey friend do u know where can i get this game Free?

[SonOfOdenAsator]

He's gonna kick you... In the FAAAACE...and again and again and again and again and again and again.

[92Mattdude]

I thought he was holding a dildo when I first seen his right handed weapon. :S

[deadpool166]

oh wow, after all that he just kills the innocent guy

[MrChrisfullington]

You used Boot to the Face.... Its not very effective...

[sihendrix]

Talk about getting the boot.

[DeltaVT]

Sir Kicksalot Deathboot strikes again!

[OneAndAMerf]

Boot to the face.

[jycool1]

BOOT TO THE MOTHER F**KING HEAD REMIX!!!!

[DamuEmran]

"This is madness"-Guard

"No this is Dark Messiah of Might and Magic"-player

*kicks the guard down the stairs*

[Motofiend]

Best Part was killing the coward

[Firefang4]

:I No witnesses. 

[Kritickos]

thug thinking to himself: "i don't get paid enough to do this"

[jpr627]

is the xbox live arcade or indie games or what



[Marcwulf]

@jpr627 Nah, it's a game that came out for PC and the systems a while back. But you can get it on Steam and I think on at least Xbox live. One of my favorite games. I love the combat. Though most situations could be solved with a well placed kick. Things get knocked back way further if they're near a ledge or spikey trap.

[Dreieckswolf]

This guy is sick. First he keeps kicking a guy down stairs, and then he shoots someone who's cowering with an arrow?

[thedilltillman]

Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

[ineeddragons]

and to jony a boot to the head



[thatdudefrom1991]

boot

boot

boot

boot

[Moorpheus19]

The end was funny with the arrow shot :D

[zombiewarrior225]

@Moorpheus19 the player was like"no witnesses"

[XXgam3rg0dXX]

THIS IS SPARTA GOD DAMN'T!

[blackchaos23]

@XXgam3rg0dXX Good luck being a thumb whore by using a comment already posted as the top rated comment.

[Eyrex95]

i still play this game.

[v2791]

ROLF !

[TheBannanaOfRazors]

@v2791 Who is "Rolf"?

[theluiginater]

The guard's brother had warned him about the stairs previously.

[KantraWulf]

This was a total sleeper, but gold. Great melee engine.

[mohamadalikazi]

Another old but very underated game: Severance - Blade of Darkness

[32MadMike32]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

SPARTA!!

Sparta, I say!

Sparta, damnit!!!

[sundragon135]

@32MadMike32 Damnit this is madness!!!!

[DevilMalice]

@32MadMike32 Well clearly this was Patrick.

[0IIIIII]

@32MadMike32 ha ha

[RyanORLY]

add guiles theme to this video, it makes it better.

[B8rkley]

I picked this up for under £10, it's decent :) Not an amazing game but I enjoyed it.

[crazyman8142]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GodDogofVice]

@crazyman8142 no this is patrick!

[jmaxed]

Chuck Norris likes to play with his toys

[mrManning300]

This video made my day :D

[CR4B101]

fun game wish i still had it

[ChriosM]

It's like in the Game of Death, with Bruce Lee... pretty sure there is a scene where a guy gets his ass kicked back down the stairs once or twice by Kareem Abdul Jabbar.....

[Xthat1emokidX]

SPARTAAAAA.

[pokemon2539]

@XanhalacIsNowCalahan I think he means the dumb-ass climbing the stairs is insane, as he climbs up the stairs and gets knocked down, until he dies.

[TheTSMITH1994]

Maby ill get him this time *kick* damn maby this time *kick* DAMN IT one more time *Kick* AH SHIT NOW YOUR GONNA *kick* ahhhh screw it

[KaienZeta9I7]

OMG! it's the black night from Monty Python.

[runecowman]

well, someone is on steroids.

[SamTheFisherMan100]

Never heard of this game

[TheSnappleMan21]

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result 

[Lasvegasflight99]

@TheSnappleMan21 so would that make the brain, in pinky and the brain, the insane one?

[WaterJug10]

@Lasvegasflight99

that was a great cartoon.

[BIGBLUBLUR]

@Lasvegasflight99 Hm... now that I think about it.. when they say "One is a genius, the other's insane", they never do clarify which one is which.

...

Holy shit....

[XanhalacIsNowCalahan]

@TheSnappleMan21 If ya didn't notice, his breathing and coughing kept indicating he was getting injured each time. Same action with stacking results.

[DarkprinceSora]

Epic fail noooo

Epic win

I guess he never learned how to quit lol

[UndeadXboxPlayer]

The 16 dislikes thought it was Skyrim!

[Vegetasan6]

Hilarious xD



[Tombomb0071]

This is Sparta!!!! (for the eighth time in a row)

[MrOasion]

Fus... RO DAH!

[Awsomedude4184]

Sparta kick off the stairs.

[117Cyberwolf]

This guy could be the best soccer player ever, or the best football kicker ever!

[ThePallevante]

FALCON KICK!!!

[madhammy09]

I LOVED THIS GAME!

[kratosspartan101]

This is not wait this isnt sparta i must be going blind

[pataponmaster5]

At first i thought it was skyrim

[KidPlanesTv]

"Hey Bertrand, whats your favorite brand of water? Mines airohead!"

[rsdude54]

Maybe it will be different this time.

*Kick*

Maybe it will be different this time.

[wideface344]

this game is trying to be skyrim

[onniex]

@wideface344 I hope you are not serious.

[lived4pain]

@wideface344

that game is already a few years old XD

[shane1637]

@wideface344 Are you fucking serious? THIS GAME HAS BEEN OUT FOR YEARS you thick fucking dirty cunt.

[wideface344]

@shane1637 well i ment one of the other elder scrolls games dont be trollin

STFU:stop troling for unicorns

[shane1637]

@wideface344 You obvious child.

[suktep]

This game's combat system is just unremarkable. Waiting for Dishonored...

[CobraAce04]

This game came out with Oblivion and was overshadowed by it, right? or was that another M&M game?

[Menvajea]

@CobraAce04 Yeah, the first one

[yuud4i]

THIS IS SPARTA, again and again and again

[CyanoKhaar]

Very underated game. The physics engine was fun play around with. As you can see with this video. : P

[kiimaro]

@CyanoKhaar Extremly good game! But never had a chance too finnish it. Might pick it up on Xbox! =D

[Trolling4Lifee]

@kiimaro Dont get it on xbox, on pc its a fun game but on xbox its just buggy and annoying

[TheGweryan]

@Trolling4Lifee I got it on both cause I loved the game so much, but it's completely fine on the xbox and not buggy in the slightest.

[thecam3r0nrock]

@CyanoKhaar U KNO WHAT ELSE WAS FUN TO PLAY AROUND WITH?!?! MY MOM!!- Muscle Man from Regular Show