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  • If my best friend became a zombie I would become a zombie with them.

  • hahah im soo hungry can i snack on yo legg!!

  • .. WELL I dont have ANY friends... SO Destery if you were bitten... LOL we all know that wouldent happen

  • Surviving Guide :

    Step One : Die...

  • @MrAmazingAim i stalked you here o_o

  • @imSorrym8 ohh that's creepy o_o

  • Your Zombie Poetry sounds like...sex. xD

  • specially reminds me of L from death note @ 2:13

  • Why lets see.....if my best friend was bitin by a zombie....TURP TURP TURP TURP

  • OMG i could not kill my best friend >.<

  • i tried bieng nice to zombies but they sack tapped me... :/

  • i agree

  • I think you should have left your shirt unbuttoned!

  • The reason he got bit was because I tripped him

  • will you be my companion/friend??

  • =))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))­=))

  • 249 people got bit by scrotum biting zombies.

  • Des and Ronnie look almost nothing alike! Ronnie is hot but des is hotter and the only similarity is their hair.

  • OMG THE FIRST SONG TO PLAY SOUNDED LIKE MARIANAS TRENCH'S MASTER PIECE THATER 1 AT FIRST <3

  • if my bestie was bitten by a zombie i would let them bite me, then we can be all awesome eating brains together and shit

  • I don't c much of a difference between zombie poetry nd human poetry

  • my instructor at sailing camp was awesome, one time there was a lightning storm so we stayed inside and talked about the zombie apocalypse

  • His eyes are gorgeous !

  • KILL HIM! :(

  • You must like pogo...MEE TOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Probs go all shaun of the dead and keep them in a shed in my garden and go play video games with them!

  • (/0-0)/ to the window \(0-0\)to the wall

  • Kill Them.

  • All I could think about the while time was high school of the dead. Best zombie show/movie I've ever seen. And I actually hav constant talks with my dad about what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse. I think if my friend was bitten, I would run away screaming "holy crap the world has turned into hell" as loud as I can. In hotd the kid has to kill his best friend with (omg) a baseball bat

  • AIDS! :DDD

  • if my bestie was a zombie i would have to blow their mother fucking head off lmao

  • If my best friend was a zombie, id tell him to bite me so we could chill forever ;D

  • Can i bring Lydia with me?! I'll make her carry my shit!

  • if they got bit i would keep him as a pet and like gfet on his back and ride hi, like a hoarse and run away to some place safe and while doing it i'd yell "YEAH FUCK YOU ZOMBIES!!! *flips off*"

  • POOOOP

    LOLS

  • I'd give anything to just see this boy in person-3 LOL when his shirt was open c;

  • if they got bit... id shoot them in the face, i mean really.... i don't want to become a zombie

  • I would keep her as a pet like Shawn of the dead. And we would play video games together. c;

  • you made my night.

    thankyou! ;D

  • did you ever watch zombie land those zombies looked like they could climb pretty well

  • What is with you with Pokemon hahaha

  • hmm i think if my best friend got bit i would cage him up and train him to eat only vegetables because i dont eat mine

  • Your hair reminds me of L from death note

    Based on that note,

    I love you.

  • @YummehEdwardElric i love death note and all but how does death note have anything to do with zombies oh and i love L too haha

  • @superluckyangelstar Lol it doesnt, his hair just reminded me of it xD

  • Shaun Of the dead he tied his friend to a chair in the shed and went to see him everyday haha ( I would do that) ..I am such a nerd that I do own a zombie plan :l

  • 3:17 RONNIIEE RADK's LOOONNGGG LOST BROTHER FOR ANOTHER MOTHER!!!!!

  • If my bestfriend/girlfriend was bitten by a zombie, it would be a quick bullet to teh brain.

    OR Take an arrow to the knee. Yes... I so just went there... LOLZ Zombie bitches...

  • @ambertinaa Ik right i was like comon dude sing somthing! :D im seeing him in concert tonight at 7:00pm ^_^

  • I have this AWESOME Zombie video game called Left 4 Dead 2! Ever heard of it? Well after I watched this, I played it. And there are samurai/ninja swords you can use! Just not 2 of them... But still. And you can use a baseball bat or crowbar. And there's a campaign where you escape from a mall.. And the zombiez can climb up to the roof o.O Just saying, and Zombiez are awesome! I want to see a Zombie Uunicorn Ninja Spaceman... Oh yeah! :D

  • Welll hey there, Ronnie Radke.

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  • id put a childs leash on him, and parade him around scaring the non believers away :D

  • Holy shit, it's Ronnie Radke.

  • 1. Was that the Upular remix in the background 2. If my bet friend was bitten by a zombie, he wouldn't be a scrotum nomming zombie so I would probably kill him then T-Bag him

  • resident evil mention YES! (/^-^)/

  • I have an Uncle Dave....and he's a taxidermist...maybe he eats brains...O.o

  • Um...we would go to BASKIN ROBBINS duhhhhh.

  • AIDS! :D>~<

  • Lol Pogo "Up" remix I the background! :D it's sad that I can faintly here it and know exactly what it is. xD

  • If I ever have to write a poem for school it is going to be just like zombie poetry o.o

  • o-o how did my shirt get open?

    Me: -3- my psychic powers~

  • the best place to hide is a boat xD and my friends already made a pack that if ny of us become a zombie, we would kill them xD

  • i would cut his arms off and his legs off and carry him on my back

  • He already is a zombie, so I don't think it would change anything.

  • Hey can v marry or stuff?

  • @imacookie224 omfg I thought the same thing!! I like you. You're probably undoubtedly awesome. hahahha lolz... contradictions ftw! x3

  • I would do what my friends would want. Put a lone bullet in their head. I would want the same.

  • Pogo!!

  • The zombie poetry was beautiful :')

  • The zombie poerty was beautiful :')

  • So... What's the difference between zombie poetry and normal poetry?

  • kill them

  • i would go like HOLY SIT GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I GO OME AND GET MY RAYGUN

  • I'd shoot his face off

  • i would just gie up and become a zombie

  • if my friend was a zombie i would say

    " BITCH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

  • LIES Zombies can climb up stairs and if there are stairs leading to the roof then they can still get you

  • I would hurry up and find a random empty totally secure mental prison or whatever something that is enscapable lock them in there and feed them meet and talk to the through the bars or door or speaker whatever the place has util I turn all crazy or die :3

  • if my friend was bitten by a zombie, i would kill him/her before they turned. i mean, its my friend i would never let him/her be something other than themselves.

  • IFLY DESTRY AND YOU ARE SO FREAKING HOT can u be my buddy c:

    lol after he was all "this is me ball tapping megatron"

    he was all like "LOLZ thats gross" :D

  • friend*

    

  • well me and my fried have this all planded out we would shoot ourselfs and kill a zombie at t the same time but i couldnt kill him i would lock him up some where and teach him how to play a video game with me

  • CLITUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I would find a way to tie them down and keep them with me where ever I go hten go crazy

  • cut off her boob as a suiveneir

    

  • 1. get eaten by zombies

    2. kill the zombies and everyone who isnt a zombie but Destery and repopulate the world with him

    I PICK 2<3 just saying...

  • I would kill my BFF if he got bitten

  • If my Bff got bit by azombie I would want to get bit to,. O. O

  • o.o

    I Just Noticed You are Certiantily Ronnie Radkes Long Lost Twin.. :o

  • I.

    Love.

    You.

    Please.

    Marry.

    Me.?

    *Holds out ring.*

    :D

  • Screw everything rampage

  • hehe kallin zombies bitches :D 

  • i would never have the guts to kill my zombie friend but not a non friend zombie

  • LOL!! love u destry(:

  • Pause at 2:17.. omg

  • I cant wait for the zombie apocalypse. Im gonna have so much fun. xD

  • i would rather staple my own sack to the hood of a car

  • me and my friend decided we would find eachother and keep eachother as pet zombiez hahahaaha i always wanted my own pet zombie... :3

  • my teacher told me writing my state writing test paper on why we need a zombie bunker/safe house in case of zombie apocalypse was unpractical.... XD so i did it any way!!!

  • id use my badass duel samurai swords to cut his nuggets off

  • if my bestie got bitten, I'd point and laugh... then they'd try to eat my brain... XD

  • omg... u hottttt XD

  • LOL! @ 2:45 hahahahaha I love this guyyyy

  • He he he thats gross XD

  • Heyyyyyyy......I'M EATING PIZZA! it tastes like zombieeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • "hey buttface, get over im gonna kill you" yeah that always works <3 love you des

  • "POOP! POOP! LOLZ!" XD

  • i did not know till now that you have your nose done LOVE IT

  • your videos make me so happy =)

  • i was watching this when my dad walked in and then he saw that destery had his hair back and he was like "Sabrina are you a lesbian?" -.- really dad? ITS A FUCKIN DUDE KNOW YOUR FACTS RIGHT FUCKIN STUPID ASS!

  • you look like ronnie radke with ur hair back cx

  • if my best friend was bit i wuld...SHOOT EM IN THE FFAACCEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i no it seems harsh but id be scared ooutta my effin mind and be shootin at shit randomly

  • Poop. POOP.

  • how fast dou think destery would die with his tactics

  • And You Are Not In My Bed Whhhhy ? ;3

  • well i would blow dat mothafuckers head off hell ya

  • MassMurder843 keep you negative comments to yourself dick wipe.

  • I WOULD GO AND FIND MY GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE SURE SHES OK!

  • I saw cletus unbutton your shirt

    

  • f****n  shoot him........not......I wouldset him free(light him on fire and cause other zombie F**K heads to go up in flames

  • i would keep them as a pet :)

  • I'd duct tape my friend to a wall and try and find the cure

  • haha "this is me, sack-tapping mega-tron, cuz his nuts are large" lol thats grows :P made me crack up so bad

  • Poop..POOP!!!:)

  • hi love you man and thank u for taking he zombie to the point and i wish i had a zombie friend and i would be broken if my best friend alitta got bit by a zombie unless it was the point of the awesome game (not like i am not broken)

    AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • are you emo u look like it -_-

  • @alexloneirver

    hes not emo, he just likes his hair like that :D

  • you gotta watch out for those scrotum biting zombies... THEY'RE VICIOUS!!! XD

  • I would probly play tag with my friend. Only more serious, tryin to stay alive here!!!!

  • 1. I unbuttoned your shirt with my mind.

    2. If my best friend was bitten by a zombie I would kiss him and become a zombie as well.

  • what a fag

  • hehehe :3

    there was an ad that said "Zombify Yourself"

    XD XD XD

  • what if my friend was a zombie

    ........hmmm

    my friend would *suddenly * turn black

    an all id have to do is go

    what the fuck mother fucker ?!

    ~british accent~ whoo ha! SAMIRI SOWRDS

    ~~bling~~... lol haha thats probley what id do des

  • ahhh his glasses have been off.....just like his braces DX

  • @Tacosinthedinosaur i am funny but thats just plain homo ive seen homos hes the worst 1 besids ur mom

  • I <3 zombie poetry!

  • I have no friends -.- Therefore.... I would have to buy Poncho. :3

  • hey butt, hey butt face, get over here, cause imma imma kill you.

  • He has something on his shirt :O But guess what! It's adorable :3

  • Is it just me but...when he has his hair back he looks like a girl.

  • Zombie Awareness month is every May.

  • Aids! ~What am I talking about?~ Aids!

  • Arent rage virus zombies, like any zombies? If I saw a Zombie, Id crap my panst, just by looking at it..... any zomeh!

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  • heeey his glasses are off!!<3

  • 2:41 && 2:44 Best parts ever!!

    AIDS!!

  • If My Best Freind Was Bitten By A Zombie Id Shoot Her In The Head No Hestitain

  • no pancho

  • if my best friend turned out to be a zombie i would tie him up in my basement, and go hunt for him :3 i loves zombies

  • Well i would get rope bring them next to a tree then run around them tieing them to the tree and then when there tied up ill use a stick to poke there head and with the otherhand ill have a sword killing the zombies that r trying to attak

  • bite them and see how thay like it and call them mean

  • first of all my friend is poncho the hooker second of all I would lock her in the basement and throw hot dogs at her

  • My friend is just like Cletus LOLZZZ

  • if my best friend was biten i would pull out his nails and teeth (so he cant hurt me) and i would play cod all day with him. ^-^ epic game... BUY IT!

  • Dude, you should be an L cosplayer :DDD

  • @MANDAxITACHI99  YES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL! But what if the tried to eat my boob!

    Or what if you are the zombie??????

    OO

    ___

  • give him a brain

  • Oh and by the way Destrey...u tryin to be a gangster...it didn't fail... :D

  • If my best friend got bit and I had no one else I'd shoot my friend and then I'd shoot myself so that we can at least be together in the afterlife

  • I would bite my zombie friend therefore turning him into a human.

  • hmmmm...if my best friend was turned into a zombie im not sure what i would do. if i still had my fam bam with me, un-zombified, then i would go on living and just try to avoid her so i didnt have to, ya know, slice her head off. but if the fam bam were either dead or zombies or both lol i would either go on a crazed zombie killing spree or i would just terminate myself. so ya...

  • crobars are not good for killing them but they are always good for opening doors that are locked... they are a usefultool

  • zombie land gay ass movie but i think its the shit thumbs up if u agree!!!:p

  • Thumbs up for Hell No MuthaFucka! (him trying to be Gangster)

  • You forgot about pot zombies. There's a movie about them.

    Oh, and the Sara Jessica Parker zombie.

  • "hell no motherfucker" lol.

  • if my best friend was a zombie i would cut off her head and keep it in a jar and take it with me 0.o

  • My fav show is the walking dead...from now on im gonna be counting if they use any of these tips.if my bff was a zombie.Id say " CHARMANDER FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!" and then pull out my magic pocket sized flamethrower, then say " say hello to my lil friend" like a hooker named poncho..lol...and then...WAIT!!!! first id throw a taco at them...THEN i would shoot my flamethrower around like a boss completley missing him..and then i would just have a convo wit him.brandon you owe me. i saved your life...

  • If my friendy friend turned into a zombie, I'd go climb a tree and throw branches at her, or leaves, or whatevers in the tree, like maybe a pinanta, or a squirrel >:D TAKE THAT MY ZOMBIE BFF! TAKE THAT SQUIRREL!

  • Zombieland.......

  • if my best friend got turned into a zombie,... I would hit her with my car so she wouldn't turn me into one as well.

    OR

    I would let her bite me so that i would turn into one and i could go eat some brains with her, play some modern warfare with her, and you know, kill people. :)

  • If my best friend turned into a zombie I'd play baseball with her.lol

  • I love him v.v hes AWESOME. who agrees?

  • i would freaking tackle her.

  • If my best friend was bitten by a zombie, i would punch a tree, make a sword out of the wood, then go on a rampage!

    (Minecraft)

  • if my bestfriend was a zombie id chain her up&make her become a vegatarian

  • Haha POOP. POOP. LAWLZ.

  • That poem made me cry, it was so heartfelt.

  • @AngelGirl1591 it was so zombiefelt