Take Away Prank Call (AlkiStevens)

[ReubenUst]

Coolest shirt eva

[OrangePeelSteroids]

"that would equal pasta bolognese" *drops pen*

I fucking lost it.

[imaskuxx1]

bro u r so funny keep the videos coming bro love them

[nnarsey]

shudve called more chinese takeaways, they're good with maths

[SatszSatszSatsz]

Alki your a fucking genius!

[MrPhlipy]

Alki Stevens. Confusing the fuck out of people for years

[Janope96]

thumbs up if you clicked the play button on his shirt

[ComedyFreekz]

2:07 (in the background) "WHAT DUH HELL IS HE TALKIN ABOUT?" xD

[KlayyJayy]

Garlic Bread-Oyster Kirkpatrick =Pasta Bolognese

[MrAnotidavumbunu]

I'm gonna do this

[Michao1231]

This is hilarious!! :D

[philphactor14]

12 - 6 cloud

[TimSartori]

1:33 is arguably the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[Mrpandabear997]

Ohh that would equal spaghetti bolognese. I am so writing that in my next Maths test

[xdarksoul25]

Took four resteraunts to solve simple subtraction.

That, kids, is why you want to graduate highshool.

[hebalradi]

@Chrisv6296 "take away" is basically another form of saying subtraction. so when he's saying, "44 take away 16" what he means is 44-16 or 44 subtract 16, which should equal to 28 :) got it?

[TheDorkfreak]

got the joke about half way thought XD

[ohReplayy]

How do u not laugh? 

[mlecates98]

what numbers are u dialing

[CODaily2012]

like this if as soon as he said the 2 numbers you got the answer right away

[Boxdimz]

haha

[HarmonicDrone]

"But aren't all numbers the same?" SUPERHONESTTROLLVOICE

[EZCOOLBREEZEXx]

54+15=?

[TheElietto]

@EZCOOLBREEZEXx 69...ewwww ;)

[ChristinaLovesAAR]

How stupid are these people?

[imlowiniron]

Hahahahahahahahha.

[mmagenius2]

HAHAHHA

[TheMinecraftAG]

2:08

"Ey! What the hell he talken about!?"

[theflyingebit161]

Garlic bread - Oyster kilpatrick = Pasta bolognese

[gul091]

equation? you mean expression :P

[yougplat303]

do a prank call to burger king a ask for a whopper (candy is the pun) and go on from there

[josiahf7]

Some people are such nobs XD

[PlayersOneAndTwo]

that would equal pasta bolognese, which is 7 XD LOL

[NaeJoy]

It's so funny how thick people are.

[jtking2504]

Small things......

[MACHINEIRON]

The simplest prank and they all don't understand it.

The staff who work in fast food must have the lowest intelligence.

Some of them were reasonable, some completely dopey, some agressive.

Who ever made this vid should make a few more as he has a talent for pranks.

[KyuubiSam]

This is why you learn math in school.. Never know when it's gonna be useful.

[AwesomeeHappyChappy]

how can you make a prank call with a serious face?

[mrmuznik]

Hahaha fuckin gun

[itsmeSofia27]

mathematics essentials yea! FTW thats my maths book hahah xD

[PhylexzHD]

Half a bolognese BAHAHAHAHAHA

[BennDuong]

"16 takeaway 9 is...... half a bolognese, 7"

[fallingsnow95]

trolololol...

[nafslee]

"Hey, what the hell is he talkin about?" lmao. These people -_-

[justin84462]

how could yu be so stupid not to understand wat hes doing ahahha :)

[MinecraftHeroFTW]

lol he's doing math!!!

[greasychipy]

@MinecraftHeroFTW -_-

[daniixo0]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[ElephantSims]

these guys are idiots LOL!

[blaizethefootylegend]

16-9 = pasta bolognese

[AWWWMYGAWWD]

clearly he doesnt even know the answer to the sum thats y he's not saying it

[ItsThePhilosoraptor]

@AWWWMYGAWWD Sum is for addition.

[ImYourMan1231]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[jakeyboii14]

theyre so fuckin stupid hahaha

[TheWillandDave]

Venez voir notre parodie sur le Disco ;-) Come on :)

[MitchKidd13]

16-9=7 .... ohhh now i understand

[hebalradi]

genius!!!

[Chrisv6296]

@hebalradi Can you explain to me the joke plzzzz, i dont get it :(

[HiPh0Plover1]

@Chrisv6296 i think takeaway is like pizzahut , where you cammand pizza ,and the guy ask him about equation like 16-9=7 16 takeaway 9 :D

[ReihanaManson]

That last guy was crying near the end. :P

[gubbarson35]

lmfao these guys are so jokes

[jmsrepairs]

33 people work at take away shops

[Polar7652]

how was this shit? fukn lmao!

[69lover68]

these pranks are getting weak sauce champ!!!!

[Ggodric1]

Mathematics essential- Revised edition..... Legendary shit right there

[Alpha1infinity]

CRAP MATE

[iJamesxx]

This was fucking terrible mate, you need better ideas.

[kxrida4717]

@iJamesxx .saedi retteb uoy , etam elbirret gnikcuf saw sihT

[cohanxcore]

PLAY-ER



[FastballBabe97]

hahahaha

[keta851]

so you want peas and mushrooms HAHAHAHA

[funnyasfuc]

Clever

[stefaniii1990]

NABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH



[ushmo10]

2:08 Indian accent: Hey whatthehelle he talkin about

[angelhalo2]

I like it at 3:32 when he mentions the name of the book, the guy says the menu's been changed then Alki says, "Aren't all numbers the same?" Love the guy's answer!! "pasta bolognaise - which is 7" - so so so good !!!!!!!!!!

[pickypal100]

sad

[imSkirrr]

"uh, what's the item listed there?" "Subtraction ......"

[theaussiepilot]

Gotta be honest these vids are getting worse and worse, definitely not as good as your first couple of prank calls

[enisday]

The arab guy should have been like- Dont use the calculator, its got a bomb in it

[enisday]

Did these people pass kindergarten?

[dinosaurusfluff]

@enisday you did maths in kindergarden? that sounds horrible

[xJonas1995]

@enisday They did, but they cheated.



[dhuha6]

HAHA I love the prank calls.. GIMME MOOOOORE!!

[defaultbychoice]

Lmaooo hahaha, too funny

[thuylinh4887]

pointless.... dont complain why life's too short

[jonastised]

ahahhahahahahhahhahhahaah ahhhahhha more

[44WhiteKnight]

i think that you got pranked at the end.

[UltraExtremeSports]

Woah. The guy at the end nailed it.

[ABoredWeekend]

@UltraExtremeSports what did the guy at the end say?

[lukelikesturtles]

@ABoredWeekend pasta, probably what number 7 is on there menu

[kel5610]

this guy is so natural, Legend

[supbro16]

haha

[Chazmatic14]

LMFAO how do you not laugh during all your videos? Man I couldnt do it, I would just laugh heaps!

[MrSegaan]

THAT WAS FUKIN HILARIOUS!! LOL

[shazbutt826]

Funny

[Bdawg981]

READ THE DESCRIPTION! stop askin if he is aussie.... ==" surrounded by idiots!

[brad38rides]

This is helerious

[steffahProduktions]

oi cunt.

[friawan88]

are u aussie mate?

[mynameisnotneil]

@friawan88 yes he is

[mrmalaka112]

he says "pasta bolognese" not "possibly the age" you morons

[AwesomeAznAndy98]

Answer key -

73-12=61

44-16=18

22-4=18

16-9=7

[MrCooke17]

@AwesomeAznAndy98 Good job, you can do first grade math!!!

[jtcomputersupport]

@AwesomeAznAndy98 44-16=28

[MrRevolutionCOD]

@AwesomeAznAndy98 good work your so smart dickhead

[GR33TINGSEARTHL1NGS]

it took me about a minute to figure out what he was talking about

[bigfatdick5000]

Gold answer at the end: " That would equal possibly the age, which is 7 ".

[Andi0012345]

Nice. When you have more free time, try help other less fortunate people around you. Try that, that will put long lasting smiles on those people.

[STAUNCHIN]

and this is why they all work at fast food

[iamshattered]

Guy : Okay, what's the item that's listed there?

Alki : Uhh, subtraction.

Hahahaha!

[ana69able]

U got owned at the end alki...

[JOHNiswiggin]

genius

[p0kediamond]

LMAOO

[p0kediamond]

LOL

[ITSANAZNOMG]

LOL PASTA BOLEGNAISE

[jmcl7688]

Terrible.

[iCanBeDaniel]

LMFAO

[aussiejatt11]

/watch?v=RMu6U9K0O_A

[aussiejatt11]

/watch?v=RMu6U9K0O_A watch bike stunt

[1GoTn0ViDeO5]

16-9=pasta?

[madmaddi264]

Haha it's so funny coz when we watch the video we get the joke, but it takes people a while to figure it out! And it's funny because 16-9 is 7! Haha

[SuperTwix101]

"wait

One second... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT??" haha LMFAO

[PaloHino]

LMFAO WERE THE HEACK DO U GET THOES IDEAS FROM HAHAHAH

[Adayum27]

Im starting to get annoyed...good effort but sorry...

[rabbitphobia]

You thought it would be funny but its not so FAIL.

[XIDANGER]

fucking halairious keep on pranking

[charbzz100]

@jeremyrules7 "oh that would equal pasta bolognese, which is 7" hahah!

[slartybartfasttt]

It's a funny idea - but the joke stopped being funny after the 2nd call. It drags on for far too long.

Just do a cut-down of the last call only. ;)

[jeremyrules7]

I dont get at the end, when the guy says "oh that would equal pass double 1 As, which is 7"

????

[leylaXbieber]

i think the last guy has brain damage or something.

[LuyangLiuable]

Do u do da takeaway ur ass then take away da angel equal me & u together

[kingcheetah13]

Give me one sec, WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT? Hahah lmfao

[theniftyneddd]

@alicemuffins

it's a joke...

[gillylikesbikes]

Meh

[XWxViSioNxWX]

Alki is so funny!! Please "thumbs up!!"

[aceytam]

Strangest one yet!

[alicemuffins]

Are you serious? even my 8 year old nephew can answer this...

[papergunrocksbullet]

This made my day

[JohnSmith88823]

Very witty reply at the end. A+.

[xLR8React]

What a fucking dumbass -_-

[s0ciallyawkward1]

oysters kill patrick? wtf lol

[aceytam]

@s0ciallyawkward1 what they don't realize, is patrick is already dead.

[skateboarder585]

Lol

[animeNinja357]

Hate people trying to get thumbs up -.- Great vid anyway :) XD

[TheOnlyVeNoMoUs]

Thumbs up if you think this guy is a legend!

[onmyown12]

u re doing great pranks!

[fmx742]

u should of said right at the end ok now take that pasta away from steak whats that leave me with

[grechi4u]

did he this from radio 1?

[undeadkei]

Give me one second, HEY WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT

[frankydeedoo]

@undeadkei Take away = take away food from a restaurant. Take away = subtraction

[NobodysOffTheHook]

Rofl

[CaptainGrue]

I didn't realize you were in Victoria man, so close.

[johnno233]

it looks like you get those player shirts when you become a youtube partner

[GenItay]

This is why I'm subscribed.

[pigsrings]

Very, very good. Even though it took me the whole first joke to get it (embarrassed much)'

[pigsrings]

Very ver

[monsterabyss1992]

12-6 cloud, yes or no?

[brylt209]

Pretty sure if I have a math test and the question is 16-9 alot of kids are gonna be writing pasta bolognese. thanks man

[JaidenGP]

bwahahha alki, u do it evertytime!

[Dubbmented]

Hahaha, this was good.

[singh2nv]

Revised edition!!

[pete2cool]

These are awesome

[SavingRuckaRuckaAli]

44 = Peas and Mushrooms!

[Mexicano9394]

I would've never thought of this. AMAZING!

[Sulo49]

16 garlic breads take away 9 garlic breads, what would that give me? LMAOOO