Man vs. Lion

[gaylordNL]

THAT DEADLY OBJECT IS A "TOILETPAPER"HAHA

[xx0nePiecexx]

big ass

[xbringyourboardx]

STARING CONTEST!

[xbringyourboardx]

somehow this was hilarious

[PabloProductions01]

so...240p....we meet again -.-

[itsonlyhalftime666X]

towards the end as the lion was walking away, he probably said " fuck it, I aint got time for this weird bitch"

[kennyasalee]

Guess the lion didnt need to wipe his butt with that toilet roll

[GoFightTheFoo]

fuck you 240p

[Riiivinn]

where is the fight?

[JJammmmiNN]

I bet his life insurance policy is expensive...

[1992Shanks]

Im 12 and what is this?

[Hyyra]

now watch its eyes for 10 seconds XD

[stizwizz1216]

you have balls, i like balls.

[mccohen15]

Big fluffy pussycat is just curious as to why there's a fat man in tha middle of the field crouching around with toilet paper.. Hell this guy is very brave but I'm curious too cuz playing with your life like that iz just crazy.This video was beyond pointless.

[MrStepOneTwo]

@mccohen15 have fun on your couch you fuck

[infernoblaze17]

the lion saw the toilet paper n he though thys guy is just talking a shit thats y he lion back down

[IWildPkI]

if i was that lion i would ask my self,this is one disgusting looking lunch am I really sure i want to eat that?

[deviantsounds]

Love how its says that the lion is crazy.. more like going.. wtf?Thats some strange prey carrying toilet papir

[stickfiguresmaster]

UR FULL OF TITANIUM BULLSHIT U CANT KILL A STEAK

[miQaNcS2]

chuck norris

[FeelDespair]

what if it was hungry?

[Dukandra]

4:41, draw me like you draw the other girls

[PersonalityDeficit87]

@Dukandra ROFL!!

[xahnmom]

hes braveeeeee

[jigglyfidda125]

how is he able to walk with testicles that large?

[Moe11032]

Title should be " Big man giving sexy poses for a big pussy"

[tvdberge]

@Moe11032 lol:)



[WhirlwindI]

nice ass :))

[mccohen15]

The lion ended up finally backn off cuz the closer he got he realized how bad fatty waytty smelled from using that toilet paper to wipe his shyt

[jutkera]

this Guy is really Got crazy i think because of big pussy

[louisxxifr]

Fucking trophy hunters, should try getting a trophy doing this!!!!

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

this man does not value his ilfe

[TheCallOfWild]

4:34 come and get me LMFAO HAHAHAHA !!!

[MrMattis121]

without doubt the most couregeos man i have ever seen!

[roni1000]

He needs his head examined

[stump229]

the fuck is the point of this

[some1iknow1]

Note to self: Lions don't eat homosexuals

[cubsfan01991]

its sad to say but for once, i think i found a guy with bigger balls then me. and nobody has bigger cohones then me!

[dreakheart]

whats the white bag he holds in his right hand?

[bweazel]

Pssshhh, that's a curious cat, not a cat that wants to attack.

[btaa30]

o holly!

[KingJoOfficial]

OMG!! I almost had a heart attack..! That's so scary!

[abirshakira]

OMG !

[powerhousephg]

epic butt shot @ 1:40

[Eddieguitarloebs]

Your balls are made of steel my friend...i hope you don't make a habit of doing this!

[25ravidixit]

Great video...

[WarLordTR7]

Damn face to face with a lion.

[swasondacon]

this guy is brave

[kingluke2]

Very cool - he's so tuned into the predator / prey dynamics - love that little threatening advance at the end

[hcAdonis]

If this had been a fucking tiger it would have torn it's throat out!!! Tigers don't give a shit when it comes to aggressors invading their territory!!!

[arabjin666]

all the morons that claim this guy is a wuss have no freaking clue. No human can stand against a 500 pound lion with claws that can easily rip through human flesh. His an experts and knows what his doing. It's different when you are face to face vs a lion. I am sure that 99.9% of you guys don't have the guts to do what this guy is doing. It's soo easy to act tough behind the internet doesn't it?

[TraceurMeeka]

@arabjin666 Humans can defeat lions, there are african tribes in which its customary for men to kill lions barehanded.

[schizophrantic]

@TraceurMeeka Yea, my arms are bigger than tigers' front legs. I can easily chock a 230 Kg lion to death. If a human weighs that much, he can't get out of his bed, ever. Even the sickest, oldest lion with broken teeth can kill someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger in a matter of seconds. You're a fool, don't watch too much science fiction dude! Don't take my word for it, go fight a lion, but try hard not to scream if you find yourself lying under it like a rag doll.

[msduicp]

i fainted over ten times watching this clip

[simofatina]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­w

[osiarap]

That's a hippopotamus crawling towards lions.

[ThleTruth]

so crazy...wow...i would shit my pants if that thing got that close....i mean, chances are its going to rush you eventually..

[ThleTruth]

NO GUN...crazy

[hanzun]

that guy forgot to take his pants off

[XWarfurionMokNathalX]

THAT GUY HAS SOME FAT BALLS!

[MaSSiVe0101]

@XWarfurionMokNathalX You sir! Just spoke my mind

[mxslugger27]

hmm what tht lion aattack but didnt kill just humped the fuck out of him

[dewitjuuuhhh]

This video is called Man vs. Lion. But, but their aren't fighting !

[SabigZamanoh]

I bet they have snipers on that lion.

[burtowi]

"Mike lies back in the grass. This is the least threatening, most submisave pose he can adopt. It also means that if the lion decides to attack, he'll have no time to get to his feet. Just as well he's holding a Magnum in his right hand then, just out of camera shot so as not to upset the nature lovers.lol

This guy has to be madder than a box of frogs to do this stunt!

[luigiperso]

this guy is fucking mental....fighting a lion with a toilet roll ?

[squelchdown]

thisis more awesome than JAWS.... shhhsshh scary !!!

[crystalCassie91]

Don't you need a plan B when you approach lions? Like, who will save you when he eats you? lol

[Ilieknoodles]

he was an agolesent so wasnt very wise was very curious and confused

[chesney121]

This is amazing.

[derekhatesu1]

No gun my ass man prob had a dang rife team behind him lol

[Khanzafar8]

Why is this guy doing this?

[urfavoritedonkey]

@Khanzafar8 for us...the youtube audience

[combatarmslugful]

Man crazy

[ppshek]

@mikeyg17368 lol



[biggydx]

All I can think of is what if the lion had the voice of Bruce from Family Guy? XD

"Well hey thats a weird lookin' animal. I think my curiosities a little peeked now. Maybe I should go on and just march myself right over there and see what it is. Where do you think your goin stranger with that meat? Maybe I should just tap you and make yo give up some of that meat." :)

[EVOASSHOLE]

Use that toilet roll to wipe myself!!

[Tammyaway]

is there a problem with the video? I can't see anything in it, it appears as if the camera's view is blocked by a pair of gigantic balls

[GALVANICSMILE]

@almightyseancore u fuckin gay shit

[almightyseancore]

i found this incredibly easy to masturbate to.

[HevyToy]

Lions and cats are so fake, not lojal like dogs

[KRpr0ductions]

What was the point of this? Other than showing humans can be fuckin' stupid.

[InvertAndSpiderClub]

Best comments I've seen in a while^^

[codefault]

Big pussy hunting down a horny man

[rainbowsFTW]

largest cahonas in the world

[avwold]

the fat guys going to get eaten

hehehe

[desterrrrrrrr]

OH MY GOSH~!!! @ 6:03, it woulda been over... that lion WAS TOO CLOSE~!!!

damn that dude got sum brass fuckn balls~

[cooklobin]

I saw that a human attacks the Pride of lions and he cut the zebra's fresh away for his lunch when the Pride are eating that zebra. While he do that, the Pride only watched his doings. The lion is basically coward, especially for unknowns. So, this lion's attitude is normal. Every human can do this.

[Interloper83]

@cooklobin That was me. How have you been ?

[MegaNowaydude]

the fucking lion

[oc00011]

absolute NUTCASE

[garettpayton]

"Man fights crazy lion". More like big man does sexy poses for big pussy.

[rainbowsFTW]

@garettpayton so you thought they were sexy?

[garettpayton]

@rainbowsFTW I think it's the hair.

[mmaarkooss]

που πας ρε χοντρε στα 4 ??? εισαι τρελος???? are you locooooo??????

[bosjesspruit]

Mike is tougher than the rest! Wish i can be alone with him in the bush...

[iluvredvines]

Nice ass.

[maxduddy1980]

wow, this guy got balls...

[Cxaxakluth]

The lion's like, "...The fuck is this guy doin'?".

[Creature1989]

Ahh, Mad Mike and Mark!

It was so cool!

[MTran0708]

lol i find it funny they said he is lying down and if the lion attacks he has no time to get back onto his feet. fuck that even if he was on his feet he would get fucked anyway.

[titanlyy]

where's the fight? wtf?

[3dmanification]

this footage is irrefutable proof that some people would indeed be better off doing drugs and becoming couch potatoes, after all would you want your children smoking a joint or getting smoked by a lion... think about it.

[scheisskind69]

If someone has a problem approaching women, just watch this video

[khakimov]

he looks like a lion himself! 

[ainsleywainsley]

wtf was the point in that?

[housetenrckets]

This guy is so fucking high right now. 

[darkvideo54]

I wish I could go meet a wild Lion... only difference would be I would wear a full body suit. Those things are cute, but I wouldn't be caught gambling with them.

[ClarkKhan1]

That lion wanted to mate with him. :)

[Victorin7thp]

dumb fuck

[LeBubba]

The lion must not have been hungry. I wonder why the other lions in the pride didn't join in.

[oriocoookie]

the method is called breakfast in bed ... i bet lions are pretty happy ..

[addy2305]

500 weapons were behind the cameras

[adoulti]

oh really " do not try this at home" well thank you for the advice you fucking stupid shit. just leave those animals alone. I just wish this beast will eat your fucking nasty ass up

[smoggyben]

@adoulti you physically couldnt do this at home either lmao

[adoulti]

@smoggyben lol... anyways, does this stupid man still alive or did he get killed by another insect like crocodile hunter LLOOOOOOOLLL

[red1980]

This was a darwin award waiting to happen.

[nohev]

it doesn't look real,I think they shooted the man and the lion seperatly

[vlademir627]

bull shit!!!



[JesusOrMuhammad]

this guy is crazy

[ConejoChistoso]

was he trying to seduce does lions O_o

[Bucketheadhead]

For you folks back at home don't try this

Yeah...I really wasn't going to anyway buddy

[xCleverlyx]

@MrKaniyaw pussy

[Makeitallmanageable]

There is a fine line between courage and idiocy. This guy's just an idiot.

[MultiBrados]

@Makeitallmanageable He's brave, and obviously loves what he's doing...

[salllu]

this guy got balls  of steel:)

[Angyal269]

Howmany times a lion has to be hit with rocks before its afraid of a roll of toilet paper? :(

[kennyfsu]

He used the toilet paper to wipe his ass after shitting his shorts.

[MultiBrados]

@kennyfsu LoL thank you for this *laughs*

[jc77real]

balls and a toilet roll!

[devilzown11]

Animals don't think, thus body language/posture is what counts. And mike seems to know how to read it very well ;) (look at cesar milan with dogs, he's the epitome of an alpha male and dogs sense that)

[jigglyfidda125]

This guy has testicles the size of apples

[211yogi]

@4AGLLC FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

[buddhabassist]

I think I'm going to try to watch this video everyday for the rest of my internet days.

[buddhabassist]

lol THE BEST VIDEO ON THE TUBE lol bravest/craziest thing ive seen on here.

[youdevil6]

@buddhabassist type in dan osman

[superkadeemx]

now I wanna see him punch a lion.

[snusnusnusnus]

"An exploratory jab could remove Mike's face." That's definitely something you can't say to someone in a street fight.

[cherrypie3911]

Stupid man

[kitasenju48]

my pet

[kebabs4eva]

fuck .. i got scared watching it !

[jackart011]

Mike is f*cking mad man

[longiroza]

WTFFF!!! never do it again :D

[longiroza]

WTFFF!!! never do it againd :D

[Hiddenjello]

1) Is that Mike Norris

2) I bet he has an epic poker face.

[SuperPositionII]

This guy is crazy, but.. got balls..

[SuperSkuxxDeluxx]

@mikeyg17368 haha

[mitchp85]

The toilet paper is either for his tears or when he shits himself, either way, its what i am arming myself with when i go into the wild.

[B0l0joe]

5.28, damn how close! Massive Cojones!!

[varora06]

Hats off to the courage of Mark..

Great going Mark....

[JEHIAHL]

Why temp fate like that? Life if short enough without placing yourself in harms way like that.

[UNOMW2]

well what a fuckin idiot....

[1lala786]

brave man;;;;;

[timmyz55]

The description is wrong, it should read "Crazy man fights lion"

[Shift4chizzle]

his tail wiggling twitching thing stops or slows down when the guy lies down

[Shift4chizzle]

DAYUM

[speedometer111]

That was PRO

[UglyKidMetallica81]

motherfucker!..this is brave! love this guy!

[NotDavidM]

A man without no beard is less than a man.

[th0i]

love his position at 4:30

sooo seductive

[Trinavara]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWTFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!­!! white ppl lol!

[MaSSiVe0101]

screw Steve Irwin! This guy just the beat the king of the Jungle!

Respect!

[Shift4chizzle]

@MaSSiVe0101 they were in a desert

[mezooo2020]

Lion VS Lion

[nightsynth]

where is the rest of this documentry mans got balls the size of mexico

[MrTerrymardy]

GANGSTA !!!



[jagemobe]

hey waitaminit is that dom deluise!?

[jagemobe]

In the olden days they'd have made this nigga a king.

[MrKuWaBaRa69]

This dude has balls of steel.

[86bmcguyer]

i bet the lion was getting high and was like is this real or am i so fucked up that im seriously seeing a really stupid man approaching me.

[mixalisf1]

if they undersant that you are afraid you die!!! but who can be cool in such situations???

[hlo57n]

Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.