aw dude, the most exciting part are the bonus stages, where the ball does NOT ricochet from the blocks, it rather goes THROUGH them, and exciting looped music is played!
This game looks like a classic. BTW, even though level 3 was the same, they added a gimic of lowering the ceiling after the ball hits the paddle a few times. That's great!
The awesome news is a new Arkanoid game is coming out at Japan in December for DS with a knob controller that plugs into the GBA slot. It sure will make Alleyway look even worse.
whenever i go to gametrailers and then click the screw attack link ALL the vides there take so fucking long to load holy shit is it ever long wait i fucking hate it, might as well watch them on youtube
I actually got through all thirty levels once. Then the game just starts over, I thought at least the difficulty would increase but it doesn't, your score just keeps going up and up but it doesn't save it anyway and who really wants to have the top score on Alleyway, so I just said fuck this and turned it off. Haven't played it since.
they did (and heres something they snuck into it. Mario can also be seen alot in this game. Mario acts as the ball in the bonus stage, and most of the blocks in the bonus stages are shaped like mario enemies. The title screen shows a ship flowing across the water, where as mario is the captain. And finnaly, where it shows the amount of lives you have, the icon is mario)
haha a monkey smokin' a doobie! :D
thkro20 8 months ago
lol they're re releasing this on 3ds in black and white lol wtf
thesupergamer85 8 months ago
The Monkeys completely made up for it
legend3454 1 year ago
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
Sad.
Monkeys. :)
Gun39610 1 year ago
It really is boring
44Blademaster 1 year ago
aww I like it as a kid....
haloalldaylo 1 year ago
This game is great, atleast I enjoyed it lol
ARProductions2010 1 year ago
what the hell this was a great game, didn't even talk about the Mario shape bonus round ? ? ? ? ? ? ? That's like the best damn part of the game
asdfxcxv 1 year ago
ja affen so gut^^
Pliskin0207 1 year ago
monkey!!!
Mysteryracerdude 2 years ago
Monkey : one of us is a spy
bcuz i saw a baby i had to comment this
maarten390 2 years ago
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO MONKEYS YAY
psn09yomama1997 2 years ago
did anyone noticed one of the monkeys was doing the F U finger
ike656 2 years ago
THAT was on the gameboy?
whooooo
thank goodness i got mine bundled with tetris ....
Well that was 15 years ago...and I thought that was boring...
thanks Craig!
Black00Wing 2 years ago
I thought Craig hated monkeys...
FreDaN92 2 years ago
level 3 isn't the same as level 1, Craig
In level 3 the screen is coming down...
spritedude93 2 years ago 2
i had it on the gameboy, altough it was bouring, I liked it. It was the only arkanoid-a-like game i had
Pipoca19 2 years ago
this is my favorite wank game... what is a wank game you ask? any game that only requires one hand to play...
IcallHAX 2 years ago 2
Haha the last monkey wasn't a monkey it was a baby.
artiste45 2 years ago 17
@artiste45 Is it just me, or did that baby look like Handsome Tom
msaman2110 1 year ago
Bored..Bored..Bored.. Happyhappy happy happy happy happyhappy!! aww.. *explosion* sad.
love this review =D
ShippoFoxDemons 2 years ago 2
Bored... bored... bored... happy happy happy happy!!! bored...
peliparado94 2 years ago
0:31 is funny ass hell
MONKEYS 4EVA!!!
TheMasterAndrew 2 years ago 2
munkey madness ftw
GlaceonGood 3 years ago
YAY ...monkey
coronafire99 3 years ago
5 Star for the monkies
TAFHUC 3 years ago
wtf in level 3 the top starts to fall you have to get far in order for it to start getting fun
SOULJABOYDERW 3 years ago
WOW Level 3 is not like level 1, the top of it starts to fall down.
Chrisjouett12 3 years ago
yeah trhis game owns
Draconflare 3 years ago
WTF. This game is awesome.
starerik 3 years ago
lol i actually have the game
RadonArtsFilms 3 years ago
i found it for 2 dollars in some place
santiw93 3 years ago
What the hell r u guys talking about?!?! Alleyway is one of the best addicting games of all time!!
StarBoy62 3 years ago
this game is NOT boring!!!!!11
haleman1704 3 years ago
level 3 is NOT the same as level 1. the ceiling starts to come down and it gets pretty hard....
the game is a classic, as you sad one of the first games for gameboy. and as a classic it doesn't have to be the best.
if you played it longer, you would have seen a lot more levels that are quite fun. especially the bonus levels.
in conclusio: you stink if you bash on alleyway
djmchendl 3 years ago
I actually like Alleyway
michalt441 3 years ago
yay monkey
onininja 3 years ago
lol at the last monkey
jsteinha1 3 years ago
this should replace Super Mario Bros 2 on your Worst Mario Games, ScrewAttack!
CanadianRanger17 3 years ago
lol monkey XD
saltboy1212 3 years ago
Bored!
Bored!
Bored!
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
Aww....
Sad
LOL U rock Screwattack!
gavman1988 3 years ago 24
i hate monkeys
mamece2 4 years ago
i still think alleyway is a strangely addictive game because it kept fucking giving me lives!
Ketorulz 4 years ago
aw dude, the most exciting part are the bonus stages, where the ball does NOT ricochet from the blocks, it rather goes THROUGH them, and exciting looped music is played!
Ketorulz 4 years ago
MINT game srsly
billysharp15 4 years ago
lol the last one was a huma baby
XD
mariofan101 4 years ago
lol.... monkey
xAnitudex 4 years ago
aaaahh I personally loved Alley Way.Guess it's not for every one.Ooooo well.That monkey shit is hilarious though.
MontanaHartz 4 years ago 2
hapyhappyhappyhappyhappy aww sad
jin761 4 years ago 3
yay monkeys!
McMuffins100 4 years ago 2
WOO! MONKEYS :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
danielrobertwright 4 years ago 2
The best parts of this Game Boy title are the bonus levels. They have music while you let the ball hit the blocks forming old-school Mario sprites.
1983parrothead 4 years ago
This game looks like a classic. BTW, even though level 3 was the same, they added a gimic of lowering the ceiling after the ball hits the paddle a few times. That's great!
ultimategamer1457 4 years ago
The awesome news is a new Arkanoid game is coming out at Japan in December for DS with a knob controller that plugs into the GBA slot. It sure will make Alleyway look even worse.
Nintega 4 years ago
Yeah, level 3 of each group of 4 has stuff that moves down after some number of hits. Still that boring.
superslinger2007 4 years ago
MONKEY!
GespensSuzaku 4 years ago
xaxa :}
DZG 4 years ago
whenever i go to gametrailers and then click the screw attack link ALL the vides there take so fucking long to load holy shit is it ever long wait i fucking hate it, might as well watch them on youtube
acdcvanhalenkiss 4 years ago
What the hell, Alleyway is one of the best GameBoy games ever!
starerik 4 years ago
Ok the monkeys made me laugh.
hesterrpostei 4 years ago
it would be better if the angry video game nerd did it
kpige 5 years ago
Yeah, he rules!
m5k 5 years ago
there wouldnt be much to say
Panpizza15 4 years ago
IT FUCKIN SUCKS MONKEY FUCK...SUCKS MONKEY FUCK. -dramatic, intense stare-
sudowoodonumbers 4 years ago
why did you bother? I know, to warn. But really, I think we would've been sick to death of the other versions of the game to know better.
noizyme 5 years ago
lol a monkey random
zad121212 5 years ago
I actually got through all thirty levels once. Then the game just starts over, I thought at least the difficulty would increase but it doesn't, your score just keeps going up and up but it doesn't save it anyway and who really wants to have the top score on Alleyway, so I just said fuck this and turned it off. Haven't played it since.
bushbasher85 5 years ago
hahahha!
nomuken1 4 years ago
Break out is fun 4 the frist 10min on any system *
mollar 5 years ago
Not to mention the bonus stages made of assorted sprites of Mario's characters.
massoluk 5 years ago
i actually played that game for a prolonged period of time and he forgot to mention how the ceiling starts dropping in level 3 as you play on.
dudejo 5 years ago
What the hell, I love this game
massoluk 5 years ago
actually i think the Baby Monkey is the cutest.
Unstoppable911 5 years ago
I remember this lame game!
Dmasterman 5 years ago
I like the last monkey.
micicle 5 years ago
Board...Board...Board...Happy, happy, happy, happy!...Awww....
Shinryuu82 5 years ago
I never knew Nintendo had their own version of Block Breaker.
juggalones7 5 years ago
they did (and heres something they snuck into it. Mario can also be seen alot in this game. Mario acts as the ball in the bonus stage, and most of the blocks in the bonus stages are shaped like mario enemies. The title screen shows a ship flowing across the water, where as mario is the captain. And finnaly, where it shows the amount of lives you have, the icon is mario)
chosemeraldgreen 5 years ago
lmfao no the monkey smoking in the other corner rocked
LeonBelmont1000 5 years ago
lmao,the middle finger ape rules :P
kurt2111 5 years ago
boaring boaring happy happy happy sad sad sad sad dead
Panpizza15 5 years ago
LOL i thought this game was OK.
ChibiGAL 5 years ago