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  • oh, fucking denise, denise the piece!!

  • The only movie in which i like Tom Cruise...

  • Nothings more painful to be in love with a woman who think of you as your brother or friend. I remember one of my girlfriends had a guy like that. Overweight, nice, computer guy, it was lost on her when I tried to explain to her she was killing the guy.

  • TRUTH!!!

  • Oh Kate, Kate the Date...you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby

  • Epic Tom! He is a brilliant actor

  • Holy crap. This one clip made me want to actually watch the movie.

  • now this is simple and clean, and if done correctly can be very very effective in getting some busssshhhh LOL !!!!

  • DEnise DEnise the piece you have been warned. LOL

  • look at the tag line - "no pussy has nine lives.." EPIC shit this. I can almost forgive Tom Cruise for all that scientology crap.

  • press 5, wait 2 seconds, repeat, profit

  • The poster in the background " No pussy has nine lives" lmao

  • 1:38 freakin' insane! the Cruise must have brought some scientology magic to this role man. he was awesome!

  • imagine Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai saying respect the cock to the samurais

    that will be awesome

  • Blessed are the giant radioactive cockroaches. For they shall inherit the earth. Ps, suck my big fat fucking sausage

  • apparently most men don't think this is a caricature and have modeled their entire existence after tom cruise's character. sad...

  • @zackhanscom But he's right about girls pretending to be friends with guys that want them romantically. And he's right that you can't trust a girl to actually be there for you when you really need it- unlike your real buddies.

  • @leoamar4385896 hahahaha this stuff is funny , regardless of whether he is right it is true

  • 0:45

    It's MORPHING time!

  • setting jealousy traps haha!

  • @zOMGLaserGunzPewPew pleasure delayer tom haha

  • he's always been a great actor. people are sheep who are told what to like and what to hate. who cares what he believes.if it works for him and it oesnt hurt other people,thats great.

  • No pussy has nine lives...lol

  • "COME August!"

    "we like to CELEBRATE S.T Suck My BIG FAT FUCKING SAUSEEEEEGE-AH!"

    what an actor xD

  • does this "show" does rly exists or is a learned by heart shit?

  • I'm misogynist and i love this character.

  • i don't get it.

  • 1:12 ROFLLLOLOLOL

  • I don't see him as a Scientologist anymore, now he's a pretty awesome Scientologist

  • Fuck you tom cruise isnt an asshole in this movie. Men have to deal with this shit daily from women..and this is our shining beacon..share the pain. tame that fucking denise...then destroy her. its what shes asking for, she doesnt want a nice guy..she wants to be hurt...iv met many girls who are the emobiment of denise..the piece. Its time to wake up, smell the pussy and be a man!

  • mike, is that you?!

  • you said it man, I've felt the hurt before and im betting you have to

  • amen to that!

  • lol misogynist

  • @strokethesheep that's not the fucking point of his character. later you see his past, the fact that his father left his mother, and all the anger and pain he holds because of it. the misogyny is meant to offset the truth. idiot

  • fucking denise the piece... you are gonna give me that sweet cherry pie... hahahahhahahahah!

  • 1:11

  • "I don't think there is anyone in this room that doesn't understand that kind of pain"

    This scene is beautiful.

  • must be easy for him to play an asshole

  • It's easy in general to be an asshole, that's why so many people act like one.

  • hows that Juansen?

  • Tom Cruise the Messiah of V-DAY

  • nice hair he has... :O

  • @CityHunter84 nigga u gay

  • SWEET MOMMA BABY

  • hahahaha

    saint suck my big fat fucking sausage

    hahahahahahahahaha

  • By far his best performance.

    Soooo funny.

  • COME AUGOST...

  • "Denise the piece,you are gonna give me that cherry pie,sweet mama baby"!Hilarious

  • Ross Jeffries anyone?

  • Come June

    Oh Baby it is the LICK OF MY SPOOM.

    Tom Cruise Is Brilliant!

    RESPECT THE COCK AND TAME THE CUNT. Frank T.J. Mackey is a wise man!

  • after watching this I have new respect for Tom Cruise. Great actor!!!!!

  • We like to celebrate St Suck my big fat fucking sausage! LOL

  • Tom Cruise ROCKS in this movie. He should have won the Oscar for this.

  • Everyone who say Cruise can't act should watch this film.

  • RESPECT THE COCK, AND TAME THE CUNT!

    hahaha... brilliant!

  • The thing no one wants to admit about the portion of the movie is that he's so right about all of this. Any guy who thinks a girl is truly his friend is deluded and naive.

  • fucking awesome movie and performance....

    Saint Suck MY  BIG FAT FUCKING SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!

  • SUCK MY BIG FAT FUCKING SAU-SAGE

  • Denise, Denise the piece

  • big titted mary

  • tame the cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jaelousy traps... fucking awesome

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  • St. suck my big fat fucking sausage...brilliant, hilariuos..

  • Oooooh...I thought this was a real thing. I didn't know it was a produced movie. That makes it a little easier to swallow.

  • Here Here TheOnlySnake, well said.

  • He must have had such a laugh playing this role, inspiring.

  • Tom had such a ball playing Mackey and said so " I had so much fun playing those scenes" "I had some friends,you know `come on down and see this`,and I just got so much enjoyment out of seeing Paul( Thomas Anderson )just pi**ing himself on the takes ".

  • Why do some people care so much about the beliefs on actors, musicians, athletes, etc? So cares? Tom Cruise can believe in whatever crazy religion he wants. All I care about is the fact that he is a great actor.

  • ..............

  • You're right. All of these numptys who think there's something wrong with jumping up and down on a sofa.  There's nowt the matter with that. it's the idiots that believe what's written in the papers and the glossy mags that are the problem. Full of negatives. Pathetic. Live your own life instead of slagging off someone elses.

  • he plays such a dirtbag in this movie lol

  • an inspiration, seduce and DESTROY!

  • good actor but so what? the guys a fuking tool, he beleives scientology making him a joke for one

  • Tom C. may be batshit insane, but I have to hand it to him, he's a good actor. This was a fine performance.

  • TOM CRUISE is the BEST!!!!!!!

  • "No pussy has nine lives"

  • "no pussy has my..." what? behind tom, in the banner

  • i am this guy

  • if u r what r u doin wastin time on utube? shouldnt u be scheming to "tame the cunt"...

  • mix the "suck my big fat fucking sausage' with the girls sceaming at the Oprah show, it's sooo funny!

  • i respect Cruise a lot more after seeing this movie! Definitely a stretch from his normal roles. And me & my brothers, we like to celebrate! lol

  • denise... denise the piece... gimme that cherry pie sweet mama babaaay

  • omg I love it, 'jealousy traps!'

  • incredible actor, regardless of if he is a weenie or not..

  • "Come August, we like to celebrate Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage!"

  • His acting in this movie, just like blows me away.

  • AMEN

  • Cruise rocks

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