Nothings more painful to be in love with a woman who think of you as your brother or friend. I remember one of my girlfriends had a guy like that. Overweight, nice, computer guy, it was lost on her when I tried to explain to her she was killing the guy.
@zackhanscom But he's right about girls pretending to be friends with guys that want them romantically. And he's right that you can't trust a girl to actually be there for you when you really need it- unlike your real buddies.
he's always been a great actor. people are sheep who are told what to like and what to hate. who cares what he believes.if it works for him and it oesnt hurt other people,thats great.
Fuck you tom cruise isnt an asshole in this movie. Men have to deal with this shit daily from women..and this is our shining beacon..share the pain. tame that fucking denise...then destroy her. its what shes asking for, she doesnt want a nice guy..she wants to be hurt...iv met many girls who are the emobiment of denise..the piece. Its time to wake up, smell the pussy and be a man!
@strokethesheep that's not the fucking point of his character. later you see his past, the fact that his father left his mother, and all the anger and pain he holds because of it. the misogyny is meant to offset the truth. idiot
"When things go wrong do you think they are gonna be there for us" WTF!! This is bullshit, clearly the writer of Cruises script has had some shit female friends.
The thing no one wants to admit about the portion of the movie is that he's so right about all of this. Any guy who thinks a girl is truly his friend is deluded and naive.
Tom had such a ball playing Mackey and said so " I had so much fun playing those scenes" "I had some friends,you know `come on down and see this`,and I just got so much enjoyment out of seeing Paul( Thomas Anderson )just pi**ing himself on the takes ".
Why do some people care so much about the beliefs on actors, musicians, athletes, etc? So cares? Tom Cruise can believe in whatever crazy religion he wants. All I care about is the fact that he is a great actor.
You're right. All of these numptys who think there's something wrong with jumping up and down on a sofa. There's nowt the matter with that. it's the idiots that believe what's written in the papers and the glossy mags that are the problem. Full of negatives. Pathetic. Live your own life instead of slagging off someone elses.
oh, fucking denise, denise the piece!!
juandhaltrich 1 month ago
The only movie in which i like Tom Cruise...
vinceavakian 1 month ago
Nothings more painful to be in love with a woman who think of you as your brother or friend. I remember one of my girlfriends had a guy like that. Overweight, nice, computer guy, it was lost on her when I tried to explain to her she was killing the guy.
bighefjeff 2 months ago
TRUTH!!!
92gold 2 months ago
Oh Kate, Kate the Date...you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby
rossage5 5 months ago 2
Epic Tom! He is a brilliant actor
Diane441 5 months ago
Holy crap. This one clip made me want to actually watch the movie.
eXcommunicate1979 6 months ago
now this is simple and clean, and if done correctly can be very very effective in getting some busssshhhh LOL !!!!
juandhaltrich 8 months ago 2
DEnise DEnise the piece you have been warned. LOL
santoschelo 9 months ago 3
look at the tag line - "no pussy has nine lives.." EPIC shit this. I can almost forgive Tom Cruise for all that scientology crap.
sowhat123 9 months ago 7
press 5, wait 2 seconds, repeat, profit
urzadek 10 months ago
The poster in the background " No pussy has nine lives" lmao
Tigarius4 11 months ago 2
1:38 freakin' insane! the Cruise must have brought some scientology magic to this role man. he was awesome!
aarondmtz2178 1 year ago 2
imagine Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai saying respect the cock to the samurais
that will be awesome
Heliosofthemoon 1 year ago 6
Blessed are the giant radioactive cockroaches. For they shall inherit the earth. Ps, suck my big fat fucking sausage
christschinwon 1 year ago
apparently most men don't think this is a caricature and have modeled their entire existence after tom cruise's character. sad...
zackhanscom 1 year ago
@zackhanscom But he's right about girls pretending to be friends with guys that want them romantically. And he's right that you can't trust a girl to actually be there for you when you really need it- unlike your real buddies.
leoamar4385896 1 year ago
@leoamar4385896 hahahaha this stuff is funny , regardless of whether he is right it is true
teameymelli1 8 months ago
0:45
It's MORPHING time!
twinkledryad 1 year ago
setting jealousy traps haha!
zOMGLaserGunzPewPew 1 year ago
@zOMGLaserGunzPewPew pleasure delayer tom haha
WTAWWR08 1 year ago
he's always been a great actor. people are sheep who are told what to like and what to hate. who cares what he believes.if it works for him and it oesnt hurt other people,thats great.
JaguarGod 1 year ago
No pussy has nine lives...lol
redflare221 1 year ago
"COME August!"
"we like to CELEBRATE S.T Suck My BIG FAT FUCKING SAUSEEEEEGE-AH!"
what an actor xD
MrJkid2010 1 year ago
does this "show" does rly exists or is a learned by heart shit?
jecm1234 1 year ago
I'm misogynist and i love this character.
Dickr9 2 years ago
i don't get it.
morsebulb 2 years ago
1:12 ROFLLLOLOLOL
blinkvirus 2 years ago
I don't see him as a Scientologist anymore, now he's a pretty awesome Scientologist
Santaslave666 2 years ago
Fuck you tom cruise isnt an asshole in this movie. Men have to deal with this shit daily from women..and this is our shining beacon..share the pain. tame that fucking denise...then destroy her. its what shes asking for, she doesnt want a nice guy..she wants to be hurt...iv met many girls who are the emobiment of denise..the piece. Its time to wake up, smell the pussy and be a man!
strokethesheep 2 years ago 6
mike, is that you?!
1Nyro 2 years ago
you said it man, I've felt the hurt before and im betting you have to
kodiack7777 2 years ago
amen to that!
Antecxp 2 years ago
lol misogynist
Kitsune81 2 years ago
@strokethesheep that's not the fucking point of his character. later you see his past, the fact that his father left his mother, and all the anger and pain he holds because of it. the misogyny is meant to offset the truth. idiot
licatoa5947 2 years ago
fucking denise the piece... you are gonna give me that sweet cherry pie... hahahahhahahahah!
ymsbphan420 2 years ago 3
1:11
go4john 2 years ago
"I don't think there is anyone in this room that doesn't understand that kind of pain"
This scene is beautiful.
StewartLucrative 2 years ago 15
must be easy for him to play an asshole
JuansenTB 2 years ago 2
It's easy in general to be an asshole, that's why so many people act like one.
Redspy27 2 years ago
hows that Juansen?
KenSansei 2 years ago
Tom Cruise the Messiah of V-DAY
zombiemonster 2 years ago 3
nice hair he has... :O
CityHunter84 3 years ago
@CityHunter84 nigga u gay
iWannaGiveItAllTaYou 5 months ago
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@CityHunter84 nigga u gay
iWannaGiveItAllTaYou 5 months ago
SWEET MOMMA BABY
19zxcvbnm19 3 years ago 9
hahahaha
saint suck my big fat fucking sausage
hahahahahahahahaha
cizmthemantiz 3 years ago 60
By far his best performance.
Soooo funny.
mikmikals 3 years ago 20
COME AUGOST...
Requiembz 3 years ago 6
"Denise the piece,you are gonna give me that cherry pie,sweet mama baby"!Hilarious
joeycusack80 3 years ago 18
Ross Jeffries anyone?
GreeneBiohazard 3 years ago 2
Come June
Oh Baby it is the LICK OF MY SPOOM.
Tom Cruise Is Brilliant!
RESPECT THE COCK AND TAME THE CUNT. Frank T.J. Mackey is a wise man!
wiljjHeigl 3 years ago 13
after watching this I have new respect for Tom Cruise. Great actor!!!!!
Batment 3 years ago 73
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"When things go wrong do you think they are gonna be there for us" WTF!! This is bullshit, clearly the writer of Cruises script has had some shit female friends.
paradox008 3 years ago
We like to celebrate St Suck my big fat fucking sausage! LOL
RexBanner1980 3 years ago 11
Tom Cruise ROCKS in this movie. He should have won the Oscar for this.
Mikligard 3 years ago 15
Everyone who say Cruise can't act should watch this film.
spiderziggy 3 years ago 16
RESPECT THE COCK, AND TAME THE CUNT!
hahaha... brilliant!
Yes2sexY 3 years ago 8
The thing no one wants to admit about the portion of the movie is that he's so right about all of this. Any guy who thinks a girl is truly his friend is deluded and naive.
elliot1973 3 years ago 6
fucking awesome movie and performance....
Saint Suck MY BIG FAT FUCKING SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!
GrothendiecksWish 3 years ago 6
SUCK MY BIG FAT FUCKING SAU-SAGE
MazerRackhamX 4 years ago 6
Denise, Denise the piece
decade03 4 years ago 4
big titted mary
konatown5 3 years ago 6
tame the cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RaZoReDbABe 4 years ago 16
jaelousy traps... fucking awesome
gangreneday 4 years ago 7
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shamirnaran 2 years ago
St. suck my big fat fucking sausage...brilliant, hilariuos..
SaysHeToMe 4 years ago 6
Oooooh...I thought this was a real thing. I didn't know it was a produced movie. That makes it a little easier to swallow.
Jboxton 4 years ago
Here Here TheOnlySnake, well said.
konatown5 4 years ago
He must have had such a laugh playing this role, inspiring.
rosswoof 4 years ago
Tom had such a ball playing Mackey and said so " I had so much fun playing those scenes" "I had some friends,you know `come on down and see this`,and I just got so much enjoyment out of seeing Paul( Thomas Anderson )just pi**ing himself on the takes ".
cisio64123 3 years ago 8
Why do some people care so much about the beliefs on actors, musicians, athletes, etc? So cares? Tom Cruise can believe in whatever crazy religion he wants. All I care about is the fact that he is a great actor.
TheOnlySnake 4 years ago 5
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tom cruise sucks shit gaylord
tyrannicoystercult 4 years ago
..............
Hyde1415 4 years ago
You're right. All of these numptys who think there's something wrong with jumping up and down on a sofa. There's nowt the matter with that. it's the idiots that believe what's written in the papers and the glossy mags that are the problem. Full of negatives. Pathetic. Live your own life instead of slagging off someone elses.
danielle850 4 years ago 3
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He is such a cock-sucking pussy and 0scar? what? ls that the name of his last "escort"?
papaciiito 4 years ago
he plays such a dirtbag in this movie lol
itzmeleighann 4 years ago
an inspiration, seduce and DESTROY!
rynigma8 4 years ago
good actor but so what? the guys a fuking tool, he beleives scientology making him a joke for one
JonnyG2424 4 years ago
Tom C. may be batshit insane, but I have to hand it to him, he's a good actor. This was a fine performance.
wanealy 4 years ago 11
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His only one. He's such a loser!
TeehpodT 3 years ago
TOM CRUISE is the BEST!!!!!!!
danieldzeta 4 years ago 3
"No pussy has nine lives"
Stereotype23 4 years ago
"no pussy has my..." what? behind tom, in the banner
Cheluis82 4 years ago
i am this guy
Alexyorba23 4 years ago
if u r what r u doin wastin time on utube? shouldnt u be scheming to "tame the cunt"...
trezeafriendly 4 years ago
mix the "suck my big fat fucking sausage' with the girls sceaming at the Oprah show, it's sooo funny!
snappycruise 4 years ago
i respect Cruise a lot more after seeing this movie! Definitely a stretch from his normal roles. And me & my brothers, we like to celebrate! lol
brnoamik 4 years ago
denise... denise the piece... gimme that cherry pie sweet mama babaaay
paudical 4 years ago 2
omg I love it, 'jealousy traps!'
snappycruise 4 years ago
incredible actor, regardless of if he is a weenie or not..
jonsey98 4 years ago
"Come August, we like to celebrate Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage!"
michaelsbll 4 years ago 5
His acting in this movie, just like blows me away.
Vameon 5 years ago 3
AMEN
PimpMyDeath 5 years ago
Cruise rocks
T250 5 years ago 2