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  • A lot of people hate saying Christmas becasue Christ is in the word. That's why XMas was invented.

  • Funny

  • LOL!!!!! :) (Lil Smiley) ^_^

  • i sent this to my jewish girlfriend i am single now :)

  • @poopUCI I can't help but notice that you're a dick.

  • 0:09-0:16 Best. Part. :D!! 

  • "You're Jewish? Wait, hang on, Ck-Happy Ck-Hannika" lol

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  • Merry Christmas & Happy Holy-days, everyone! =)

  • "The claim used to be made that December 25 developed in opposition to the Mithras myth, or as a Christian response to the cult of the unconquered sun promoted by Roman emperors in the third century in their efforts to establish a new imperial religion. However, these old theories can no longer be sustained" --- Pope Benedict XVI, "The Spirit of the Liturgy"

  • @poopUCI God Bless you.

    

  • That's right. SCREW YOU IT'S MERRY CHRISTmas!

  • HAPPY KWANZAA!!!!!!!!!

  • I KILL YOU

  • Thank you! And it ain't Christmas either it's CHRISTmas come on Jesus Christ came to earth to die for our sins and how do we repay him? Bye taking his name out of his own birthday?!? Now that just doesn't seem right!

  • people have made a mockery out of christmas,1st off, they've got the little kids believing in a old man who travels planet earth in 1 frickin night, making them believe that the north pole has human life there. so nobody knows the TRUE meaning of the holiday, & last time i checked, jesus isn't fat!

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • Cool!

  • this isn't new this very old seen it like 6 times already

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  • So very true...Merry Christmas!

  • SCREW YOU ITS MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • Amen!! Screw you!! It's Merry Christmas!! Look at your calendar!!!

  • Merry Christmas, I'm sick of saying happy holidays :/

  • MERRY CHRISTmas!!

  • @AnimalsAsLeaders101 Are you sure you celebrate Christmas with that mouth? Sheesh.

  • nice page…

  • No good snobs:-insert cheesy line here-

    Me:Screw you,it's merry Christmas.

  • screw you its merry christmas

  • There is alot of 1's in the views!

  • -hey walter! you look very festive this season!

    -...you are so gay.

  • I totally agree MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • I like it but is there a full version?

  • Oh, you're Catholic Protestant? Merry Christmas!

    Your Jewish? Happy Hanukkah.

    Oh, you're atheist? Well, have a nice day.

  • @kasi1234567891 Fuck you

  • @st0nnec0ld y u saying this to me

  • @kasi1234567891 Because that is fake

  • does anyone think that walter is red forman trapped in wood

  • Jeff: Happy Holidays!

    Walter: What?

    Jeff: Happy Holidays!

    Walter: You know what? Screw that! it's Merry Christmas!

  • 43 athiests aren't having a nice day

  • OH MY LORD WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?!?!?!?! *laughs* *mocking laugh by walter*

  • i love Christmas...so many warm and great feelings around that time

    I don't understand why people hate (Christmas Day) so much...lol silly people always complaining about something

    happy hour!

  • @DjStyles369

    Well, if some people didn't complain, they wouldn't have anything to talk about....still trying to figure out the downside to that

  • @DjStyles369 only thing is my great grand mother's death day

  • 41 people are jewish.

  • trala la 

  • 41

    

  • It's that Walter?? ........ He scares the crap out of me!

  • rofl! Ya gotta luv 'Walter'! 

  • @carole216 AND ACHMED HES --------THE BEST

  • I agree with walter

    little kid: daddy wheres my christmas

    Me: son ima tell you the truth just lean over here

    leans*

    me:SCREW YOU IS MERRY CHRISTMAS 8D

  • I love Jeff Dunham! His skits always make me laugh! xD It is a shame that for what seems like 5+ pages this video's comments are filled with hateful arguements. Although, I have a feeling Walter would probably laugh at most of them! xD

  • Screw you, It's merry christmas!

  • 0:13

  • At 0:10 Walter is absolutely right. People who are trying to take Christ out of Christmas are nothing but ignorant atheists. We need to keep the Lord's spirit alive. For the people who dislike this post and Christmas, screw you as well. It's my favorite holiday. I don't like hearing the phrase: Happy Holidays or Merry X-MAS. I think Merry CHRISTmas is the best.

  • @68corvette08 right because heartless athiests like me don't deserve a holiday to be happy about without all the annoying religious propaganda to go along with it, thank you SO much for clearing that up for me

  • @kittykat993 why does it need to be a holiday?.

    why not just have it like any other day of the week?

  • @DjStyles369 day off- makes workers happy by celebrating and more productive, already studied already proved.

  • @DjStyles369 Because it's not.

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  • Walter, you rock!

  • "its MERRY CHRISTMAS". screw the jewz! lol.

  • @BDizDaBest, You like to call people "autistic". Let me tell you something, quarter-wit: I know several autistic people are are far more articulate and intelligent than you are.

    You're just a foul-mouthed punk with an obvious obsession with cock who thinks he's clever but is about as amusing as cancer. Not only are the autistic people I know smarter than you, but they are better people than you can ever hope to be.

    Now shut up. Grow up. Wise up. Then, and only then, should you step up.

  • BDizDaBest & coorsbabesrule: NEITHER of you talk intelligently, and neither of you are remotely clever with your "queer" and "retard" insults, cock talk, and ripping on people's parents. You blather cheap, lame flames that the rest of us outgrew in the 7th grade.

    And what's with the excessive and graphic descriptions of homosexual acts? Both of you sound so flaming you're likely to burn down the closets you refuse to come out of.

    You're both artisans in the medium of stupidity.

  • @HPLoveshaft 1st off, I actually do talk intelligently, just because it's surrounded by cuss words, doesn't mean that I talk like an idiot. 2nd, look at the whole history of the comments posted on here; I started in on B cuz of really hate filled comments he made. 3rd, I actually have friends who r gay, and two of them were with me while i posted some of my comments encouraging me; I'm sorry that u don't have a sense of humor, but that's your problem, not mine.

  • @coorsbabesrule: It's not that I don't have a sense of humor. It's that you don't have any wit.

    And if you can talk intelligently, I'm not seeing it. I've pissed puddles that weren't as shallow as you.

  • @HPLoveshaft Actually, the way that you come across on here, you do seem like you have no sense of humor. I actually have wit, I'm ripping apart this moron, and in the last few posts, without cussing. If you want to see how intelligent I am, look at the toby keith vid "I Love This Bar", it's the one with a pic of a girl in a cowboy hat, there I sound off on my political views, and all of it without cussing. Read that, and you'll see that I'm not shallow.

  • @HPLoveshaft If u don't like reading comments on here, why don't you either watch this vid on jeff dunham's page, or make the vid bigger.

  • @coorsbabesrule: I was hoping you'd take the hint and grow up. I can see now it was a waste of my time. Seems both you and BDizDaBest are beyond intellectual redemption.

    And here's an even better idea, chuckles. Rather than everyone having to ignore the vulgar idiocy of two children, wouldn't it be easier if you two punks took your little love fest to private messages, or each others' youtube profiles? Then you wouldn't be polluting this page with your non-sequitur prattle.

  • @HPLoveshaft BTW, who in the blue hell made your self-righteous ass the sheriff of this vid? Who's making you look at the comments on this vid? Is anyone pointing a gun to your head? Strip clubs aren't required to shut down because they're offensive to some people; the same applies here.Since I have the right to post comments on here, I will, don't like it, don't look. Quit trying to cop out by taking the easy way out, and trying to regulate our behavior, be more mature, ignore it. Others have.

  • @coorsbabesrule: "Be mature", says the punk who uses 8th grade level insults that are homophobic and center around dicks. Choke on your irony.

    Again, why is the solution for EVERYONE ELSE to ignore YOUR childish behavior? The sensible solution is for you to shut the holy hell up. But no. You're a selfish piece of refuse with no tact nor consideration.

    As I said, you can't be redeemed intellectually. Wallow in your ignorance, lost cause.

  • @HPLoveshaft Keep calling me a punk, whatever it takes to make yourself seem smart you pretentious prick, go right ahead and do it. The solution is for everybody else to ingore it because there is no forced viewing on here. People have the right to view the comments or to not view them by making the vid bigger or watching it on the uploader's page, like i said before. If the uploader has a problem with my comments, then they can disable comments, it's been done before. The fact that you didn't

  • @HPLoveshaft look at my comments on the toby keith vid just proves that u already have a preconceived notion of me, this is verboten for an alleged intellectual such as yourself. If you had looked at them, you would see that I do think about things in a serious manner. The fact that you judge others, without evidence, as intellectually unredeemable, just proves that your still angry about being punked in high school by the jocks and never getting the hot girl that you had a crush on. Keep

  • @HPLoveshaft trying to make people like me shut up, you want people who you don't like to shut up because you want to control people, you want to be a fascist. I will not shut up just because you have some insecurity issues, I will continue to reply to any subhumanoid freak who is just saying hurtful comments, got a problem with it, and i'll continue to expose you for the fake, psuedo-intellectual creature that you are. Also, how were any of my comments homophobic, i never used any slurs, unlike

  • @HPLoveshaft Bdiz. Like i've said before, and which you conveniently ignored because it didn't fit with your biased notion of me, I had two gay friends of mine who were next to me while I wrote some of my retorts, and they egged me on. Trust me, i'm not homophobic, i'm thrilled that don't ask don't tell is about to me repealed, and I'm a huge supporter of gay marriage. Like i've said, if you were mature, you would simply bite your tongue and watch the vid because comments wouldn't matter to you.

  • @HPLoveshaft However, since you seem unable to do this, you're a hypocrite and honestly, you're worse than me or bdiz, I hate to say; at least we don't hide behind a facade of self-importance like you do. Now, if you want to continually have your fears and insecurities exposed, I'll gladly continue doing it, if you do not, then shut the fuck up and don't comment, otherwise i'll continue ripping your asshole apart.

  • @coorsbabesrule lol "lewk at my comentz in the toby keeth video! i sware im samrt, guyz!1"

    Save it, faggot. Not long ago, you misspelled "ignoramus" as "ingoramus," which is hilariously ironic and further cements your "autistic rectumramming scrotumslurper" status. lol Oh btw, I DARE you to say "prove it." Haha I got the proof ready for your taintlicking faggot ass, just like last time. haha

    Oh yeah, and Toby Keith sucks shit. Typical retarded redneck American with your country "music." lol

  • @BDizDaBest stronger. The fact that you've never responded to the comment that hploveshaft left you is also proof of ur general stupidity and need to seek attention; hell, he'd rip your asshole apart and leave nothing but a gapping hole, so ur boyfriend couldn't satisfy u anymore. The fact that ppl on here like me, hp, kaminoshanshin, awesomenessjoesam, and pokemonhack1 have all criticized u, is more proof that you're a lil boy with issues. Get off line, and go get help, cuz honestly at this

  • @coorsbabesrule lol oh btw, even though my comments are the equivalent of me shoving a metal pole up your hairless pink preteen asshole, I still eagerly await your cute little angry responses. I love watching what you and your homo tween friends come up with as they "egg you on." lol

    haha crowding around mommy's PC and "egging" each other on posting YouTube comments, filming your gay porno, then maybe some homemade frozen semen lattes to end a typical day in the life of coorsbabesrule. lol

  • @BDizDaBest The fact that you await my responses is clear proof that you have no life. Do you honestly realize how sad it is that you have to have people on here say such negative things about you in order to have some attention. Don't be mad at me cuz your dad thinks that you're a waste of flesh and your mom wishes that she had aborted you. Actually I bout my pc with my hard earned money, unlike you, who has to depend on mommy's hooker money, which I let her have. Go ahead, keep calling my

  • @BDizDaBest friends fags, whatever it takes to convince yourself that fantasizing to your best male friend isn't gay. Oh the irony, you call me a redneck cuz i listen to toby keith, yet your continuous homophobic comments and slurs make you seem like a redneck who fucks his own sister. That's it isn't it! You're calling me a redneck because you want to deflect people's attention away from the fact that you yourself, are an inbred redneck. For the record, if you tried to read my comments on that

  • @BDizDaBest vid, your head would explode because you utterly cannot comprehend intelligent conversation. I can tell this because you continue to use basically the same insults throughout all of your posts. You use an extremely excessive amount of cuss words to make yourself seem like a man, but yet you have the brain and penis of a 3 year old. Yea, that's right, keep talking about America you fucking pussy without any facts to back it up or a country to call your own, cuz all of the other

  • @BDizDaBest countries of the world would rather have hitler in them, than you. How does it feel to be thought of lower than hitler? You probably love him don't you? BTW, when i mispell a word, it's because your mom and sister tag team my dick. Toby Keith doesn't suck, he's made millions of dollars at what he does, you're just a jealous lil troll who will always be a genital wart on the cock of life. Keep drinking your hatorade, because it just makes me and tob keith and anyone else u hate

  • @BDizDaBest rate, ur gonna be a junkie @ 20, arrested for theft to support ur habit @25, within a few months of ur arrest be some prison guy's bitch, have ur teeth knocked out so that u can give him head all night without biting, and @32, you'll be a punked out ex-con with govt. issued dentures and no prospects. It's at this time, that you'll kill yourself because you'll realize that you're a failure who's wasted ur life. I actually don't want you to get help, cuz I want you to suffer all of

  • @BDizDaBest this due to the shear need to make a complete ass of yourself. I'd say that ur family would be sad, but judging by ur comments on here, they would rather u be dead. Well, however it plays out, you're gonna burn in hell, so bye, have a miserable rest of your life.

  • @coorsbabesrule lol aww, cute little seven-post outburst there, tiger. lol did my comments strike a nerve, sweetie? The only "outbursts" you should stick to are semen outbursts from your mommy, daddy, and fag friends, preferably on your ugly face and down your throat so normal people like me don't have to see OR hear from you. Trust me, no one wants to hear your mentally-retarded ramblings for seven WORDS, let alone seven posts, so I think you better just chill out there, muffin. haha

  • @BDizDaBest Actually, judging by the fact me and four other ppl on here have taken offense to ur mentally retarded comments says that no one wants to here u comment on here. Again, just as I expected, nothing more than a stream of cusswords coming from you. I would like to see u go through an entire post without cussing, I seriously doubt that u hav the mental capacity to do so.

  • @coorsbabesrule lol HP told you to "choke on your irony." Hey HP, with all the choking coorsbabesrule does on semen and cockmeat, I don't think he has room to choke on anything else. But you know he'll try. haha

  • @BDizDaBest Hey you have no room to talk mothefucker, he told you that were a punk who was obsessed with cock, and that he knew autistic people who were smarter than you and better human beings; so shut ur ignorant ass up, and go look for attention on some other vid.

  • @coorsbabesrule By the way, it's pretty funny how I talk 10x more intelligently than this piece of shit motherfucker and I'm not even from the US. I guess being from America doesn't automatically make you better, as this faggot cocksucking cumguzzling motherfucking assramming shit-dicked pussy knows now. lol. By the way, ask your mother to use less tongue when she's sucking my cock off. I like when my hot cream loads have a clear path down to her stomach. Much appreciated!

  • @BDizDaBest No you don't talk more intelligently, you talk like your dad when he hears that I came into ur mom's mouth. The fact that you still continue to look me up proves that ur a chump with no self-esteem. Again, it's sad that u have to post comments on here talking trash, just more proof that u have no life. Wherever you're from, you're a disgrace to your fellow countrymen, do all of them a favor, apologize for ur stupidity, and as a token of your remorse, offer ur mom to them,

  • @coorsbabesrule lol "look you up." Uuuuh, I got news for you buddy, there is no elaborate lookup process involved. Unless you are referring to the two-minute (tops) process of me clicking on this video ridiculing your autistic, rectum-ramming, cocklicking, thirteen-year old white ass. And hey that just never gets old, so who can blame me for that? lol Hey by the way, tell your mom I said sorry for paralyzing her from the neck down from the force of my cock pounding her all night. She's a champ!

  • @BDizDaBest when the fuck did i say "look me up"? See, ur just trying to put words in my mouth, i know that u want to put ur shriveled up 3 inch cock in my mouth, but, i dont swing that way, pal. Seriously, have you nothing else to say other than a bunch of nasty things about my mom, you're the one who's autistic, actually, that's insulting to autistic ppl, ur a dumbfuck, and how do u know if i'm white, by the way that i fuck ur mom and sis w/ my 9-inch cock, i'm more likely to be black.

  • @coorsbabesrule You said "look me up" right here: "The fact that you still continue to LOOK ME UP proves that ur a chump with no self-esteem." I capitalized it for your mentally retarded stupid ass so you could really see it this time, you autistic fucking faggot. Then again, I can't blame you for not seeing it - I know you normally prefer cocks to fuck both your eyelids on Wednesday nights, so it's kind of "hard" to see anything that way. lol

  • @coorsbabesrule lol I still can't get over the fact that you said "when the fuck did i say 'look me up'?". God, this kid is so fucking RETARDED! haha i know it's wrong to laugh at the expense of the mentally ill, but when they're as arrogant as this cocklicker, I think an exception can be made. lol Now scurry along back to the mental ward and shut the fuck up before I continue humiliating you like the shiteating dickhead you are. lol Maybe next time you won't pick fights with the big boys.

  • @BDizDaBest I'm retarded, ur the idiot making random, hate filled comments on here, not me. When did I say that? I couldn't find it, and if I did say it, it must have been months ago. That's actually sad that u bring up a few words that I said a few months ago that I cant even remember; it's sad that u sift through months of commenting on here just to get a few pot shots at me, hell a 4 year old could do a better job than that. With ur comments, u sound like an insecure lil boy than a man

  • @coorsbabesrule "...No you don't talk more intelligently, you talk like your dad when he hears that I came into ur mom's mouth. The fact that you still continue to look me up proves that ur a chump with no self-esteem..."

    coorsbabesrule 1 week ago

    lol That's right, faggot. 1 WEEK ago. While I don't want to blame you for being a mentally retarded American with cocks slamming every orifice in your skull every night, this is simply inexcusable. lol "months ago."

  • @BDizDaBest Actually I do talk more intelligently,and alot of ppl on here would agree with me. No, i'm not a chump, i always respond when someone leaves me a comment, whter its positive or negative, that's called normal, human behavior, something u obviously wouldnt understand because u fuck farm animals. So, u wanna talk shit on my nation, ur about to get butt fucked by twelve, twelve-inch cocks in the ass at the same time. You don't even have you're nationality listed on ur profile, so sad.

  • @BDizDaBest Let me tell u something u tard, America is the only superpower left in the world and this website that we're on, was founded by a couple of Americans who are now billionaires cuz they sold it to the largest search engine in the entire world, Google, which is an American company. What the fuck country do u live in? huh, that's right u won't say, cuz ur nor proud, ur not proud cuz its hard to be proud when u hav a 2 inch penis and everyone hates u

  • @coorsbabesrule lol aww, I love it when 13-year old autistic cocksucking faggots try sharing their political views. Did daddy moan some of those big words you used while he was busy pounding your pink, hairless asshole last night? lol Oh, and lol @ trying to call me out because I don't have my nationally "listed on my profile." lol yeah, it was pretty cowardly of me not to deck out my YouTube profile with all my personal details. Now go back to getting your eyeballs crushed by huge cocks, champ!

  • @BDizDaBest U love faggots?! lol, thank u for finally coming out of the closet. Also, thanks for admitting that ur a coward. When did I ever share my political views on here? If ur refering to what I said on here about the U.S., it wasn't really political, it was just facts. I love that u trash me, yet u didn't say anything logical to refute what I said about the U.S., so that's just proof that I'm right, and that ur a sad, angry creature.

  • @coorsbabesrule aww how cute, this autistic American shithead lacks basic reading comprehension! lol maybe you should take a break from having your mother tickle your tonsils with her 10-foot rock-hard cock, and open an English book or something, faggot. lol @ you thinking your world views are debate-worthy, and lol @ calling me "sad" and "angry" just because I expose you as the illiterate shiteating rectum-rammer you are. lol now go back to licking the shit stains off mommy's dong, slugger! lol

  • @BDizDaBest btw, just listing ur nationality does not give away all of ur personal info, alot of ppl on here do it. Either list ur nationality, which knowing u, you'll lie about, or dont talk shit about other ppl's countries. Now, go back out onto the streets, turn a trick, and make ur master some money bitchboy!

  • @coorsbabesrule lol aww, look at this dicklicking faggot trying so "hard" to find out where I live! lol What, are your eyes tired of getting splashed by mommy and daddy's hot loads? I'm flattered, faggot, I really am, but unlike you, I DON'T enjoy performing oral sex on other males, so stick with mommy and daddy's cocks for now, okay sweetheart? lol

  • @BDizDaBest I'm not asking for ur specific address mothefucker, i want to know what country u live in, cuz u like to talk shit about other countries.U should say it cuz you'd get shit on, which u like judging by the scat fetish videos that u made for me last year. Thanks alot for that btw, the money i got from that went to get ur mom new boobs. If I looked at you, my eyes would go blind from the demonic presence that u put out. BTW, nice job repeating the same insults over and over again,

  • @coorsbabesrule But hey, it's the holidays and I'm feeling giving, and even 13-year old semensipping faggots deserve gifts, so listen up, champ: I'll divulge my location IF and only IF you first upload a live feed (and oh, you have to prove it's you by posting a sign that says "this is the true coorsbabesrule, king of cockslurpers". lol) of you getting a knife, slicing off your mom's ginormous erect dong and balls, jerking out any remaining cum, and choking trying to swallow the thing whole. lol

  • @BDizDaBest Ok, the fact that u still continue to cuss and say things about my mom just proves my point about ur stupidity. Why should I post a live feed of myself, for all i know, ur a psycho, who wants to kill me, and judging by ur comments on here, you're probably a serial killer. Again, i'm not asking for ur specific address, just ur nationality, u ingoramus. BTW, nice job of proving that ur homophobic. Actually, I know where ur anger comes from! It comes from the fact that ur struggling

  • @BDizDaBest with your sexuality. You keep trying to convince urself that you're strait, but u continually masturbate to gay porn. It's okay to come out of the closet, everybody already knows that ur gay. Btw, correction, you have only one brain cell, not two. Now, u better apologize and stop commenting on here in order to not destroy that one brain cell that u hav remaining.

  • @BDizDaBest Hey how about this, next time, try poking holes in my argument instead of cussing like a drunk sailor and saying stuff about my parents; i doubt this will happen because you have a limited vocabulary from having only two brain cells.

  • @coorsbabesrule lol I have "2 braincells"-pretty rich coming from the autistic 13-year old faggot cumdumpster I annihilate here on a daily basis. lol aww, you spent so much time begging for my location, using your little tweezers to jerk off your millimeter peter at the thought of finding me, in your quest to taste my hot creamload down your faggot throat. Keep denying your intentions slugger, maybe youll actually convince someone besides yourself that you're not a 13-year old faggot bitch. lol

  • @BDizDaBest Hell, the only way u can get urself off, is to stick half ur forearm up ur ass; it doesn't hurt u to do this cuz u continually take 12 inchers to support ur crack addiction. Seriously, I love ripping loosers like u, u wanna keep going? Ur my slave bitch, accept that im ur master and get a life, otherwise, im gonna keep spraying my jizz in ur eye. WHO'S UR MASTER?! SAY IT BITCH?!

  • @BDizDaBest Seriously, u must be commenting on here cuz it's the holidays, and ur lonely. U hav no friends, and ur family hates u cuz of ur rage filled soul. You've probably thought about ending it all, like in that movie, It's a Wondeful Life. I would tell you to go to hell, but you're already there. Your life is a living hell if you have to come on here and say such venom. The more that u say such hate, the more that u expose ur insecurity and ur inferiority to the rest of the human race.

  • @BDizDaBest it's ok, i'll allow it, anything for you to have some self-esteem because ur penis is so small.

  • @BDizDaBest DUDE CHILL OUT!!!!!!!! you are too much of a SPAZZZ!!!!! I am not from the U.S either you don't see me talking like that!

  • Jeff Dunham is a completely unfunny faggot and ventriloquism is fucking retarded. I want to take Dunham and his stupid fucking doll and throw them both in a meat grinder.

  • @BDizDaBest

    ....I'm not gonna go and mouth off to you about your comment because everyone has their own opinion, but seriously, thousands, not hundreds, thousands of people like this guy. If you don't like it, don't comment, just skip it to whatever hack comedian you think is funny and let us have our laughs. BTW, you'll sound smarter if you use other words than ones that refer to homosexuality and sex organs.

  • @kaminohanshin BDizDaBest is just mad because he has sand in his vagina

  • My favorite part: "And your Atheist? Well have a nice day." XD

  • o my lord, where the hell are we now?! hahaha!

  • BDizDaBest wow u got pwned I have total respect for the other dude and to call him a kid? And mention all that gay stuff? Wow u now are and epic fail. And why must u make fun of homosexuals too it's wrong

  • @pokemonhack1 lol oh noes, some autistic piece of shit named "pokemonhack" thinks i got "owned," whatever will i DO?!? lol kid, you have some nerve assuming i give two shits what some mentally retarded asspounder named after POKEMON thinks about me. oh and by the way, the Beatles fucking suck. Most overrated faggot band i can think of. My favorite band, Rush, takes massive wet dumps on the Beatles from both a musicianship and a songwriting standpoint. I'm glad John Lennon is dead.

  • @BDizDaBest whoa im reading recent comments of yours and it seems like you have some anger issues dude. im like "whoa wtf duuuude chill". and the only reason im named after pokemon is because one, its or at least was, an awesome series, then two its the first thing i ever hacked ( you know the game series ) . and ps , really mess with the beatles? dude, ive never mention anything about music and then how do they suck? known all around the world, big hit in itunes now, and I just like them.

  • It should have included (paraphrased)

    Jeff: "You can offend people. There are many people who hold different beliefs."

    Walter: "♫And they're wroooo'oooong!♪"

    Walter for the win!

  • Walter:"39 people have apparantly met my wife!" "Begon satan...!!!"

  • SCREW YOU ITS MERRY HANUKA! >>

  • @dbkillerex CHRISTMAS

  • @dbkillerex No. Its Merry Christmas, ya damn Jew!

  • lol this reminds of a scene in that grinch movie.

    "cheer up dude. it's christmas." lol.

  • Jeff- "Hey Walter. Theres 39 people who want to hear something new."

    Walter- "All I can say is that they need to be happy just like me!" *laughter* "Shut the hell up."

  • love this guy so much.

  • walter you racist

  • Walter and Peanut are my favorites. They are the best ones.

  • @Honey360Bee YOU CANT FORGET ACHMED!!!!!

  • HEY GUYS! come check out my NEW song, you'll like it! :D

  • Walter says what we ALL have been wanting to say ever since political correctness got WAY out of hand. Screw political correctness!!!!

  • @sea6789 Damn right!

  • LOL

  • i dont give a flying fuck if i offend people

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • Just great

  • "screw you its Merry Christmas" Haa

  • its so funny

  • "Screw you it's merry Christmas."

    Hahaha! Walter's funny!

  • for some reason that puppet and that guy look like the guys from an episode on Sonny With a Chance...... hhhhhmmmmmmmm

  • they are the same people.... Jeff dunham guest starred on sonny with a chance...

  • maybe because they had an apparition in the telefilm? asd

  • i mean in "that" not "the"

  • achmed is better

  • omygosh diary. so rite

  • lol that puppet reminds me of frank barone from everybody loves raymond

  • @XDearxxDiaryX yeah good one

  • DOSENT HE!!! i thought i was the only one that thought that :D

  • @XDearxxDiaryX ahahaha! right on!

  • @XDearxxDiaryX SO TRUE sept walter keeps his pants buckled!

  • lol i arge screw you its chirstmas xDDDD walter u rock lol jeff dunham is awsome

  • Walter you ROCK!

  • Right on, Walter....my sentiments exactly.

  • Merry Christmas everyone!!! (yes it's merry christmas because it is mainly christmas time)

    from a muslim friend.

  • i like achmed the dead terrorist than walter..achmed is more funnier than walter

  • merry christmas or happy holidays everyone

  • A major part of america celebrates christmas, and according to OUR relglion, other religons are wrong. so SCREW YOU ITS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

  • "Screw you, it's Merry Christmas!" Walter, you're the man.

  • @sea6789

    *high five*

  • Walter sounds like Peanut.. xD Weiiiiird...